Thursday, August 16th 2012

Night Crumbs

I've been looking at these pictures of David Beckham for H&M chonies so long that his stache is starting to look like the top of Moe Howard's head - Towleroad

How many of nana's doilies were murdered to make Jessica Biel's hideous ass jumpsuit? - Lainey Gossip 

And Lindsay Lohan today can play Lindsay Lohan at 60 - The Superficial 

This is your brain on drugs...lots of drugs - The Daily What 

Kelsey Grammer cries republiphobia - Celebitchy

When are we going to learn that Miley Cyrus' stylist is Willow Smith? - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr posed without a top on for Terry Richardson and she managed to get through it without him jacking off on her arm. I think. - Hollywood Tuna 

Prince deserves better than this - Popoholic

Dylan chooses Kelly Taylor YET AGAIN! - ICYDK

Dear Jessica Biel, please give that feathered tutu back to the baby ballerina you stole it from. She needs it for her pre-school production of Swan Lake. - Popsugar

The "Gisele looks hot here" jokes are too easy - Just Jared

The first picture is what Blue Ivy Carter's afternoon snack looks like - The Berry 

The wombat shuffle - Cityrag

Penelope Cruz as Super Mario Bros, because why not? - Hollywood Rag

Can we make this week "Singers From The 90s Performing In Front Of A Webcam In Their Guest Room/Office" Week and get Gerardo to perform for us next? - Crunk + Disorderly

"And your honor, we'd like to call Salma Hayek's all-knowing chichis to the stand!" - I'm Not Obsessed

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Kizzy's picture

Wasn't Dave Mustaine relevant for like, 2 minutes in the '80s? Nobody cared about him then, nobody cares what he thinks now.

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WildGuy's picture

I think my brain just short-circuited. (scrolls up) It just did it again. WTF!

Dion flowerboy's picture

Sorry but this Beckham pose is refried beans. We've seen this.

Dgrin's picture

when you can't make out a VPL or the general shape of it, then it's probably stuffed like a turkey..

this is what a bulge/VLP is suppose to look like:
http://visiblepenisline.tumblr.com/

chaka1's picture

I want to sit on his face...

stefystef's picture

Submitted by C6 on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:57pm.

men thick (and not just in the pants *LOL*)
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TEAM THICK ALSO IN THE PANTS PLUS A BRAIN AND SOME MYSTERY

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@C6, you are SO RIGHT!!! Gotta have something in the head to complete the little head. *LOL*

I don't know about this Beckham guy, but he does have his fans.

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Rocket's picture

I thought that was an older picture of Freddy Mercury.

liverwurst's picture

David, Would it hurt you to do some fucking pushups now and again? My 12 year old has a better build that you do: /

Cake666's picture

I'm so sick of seeing this twat in his eternal white undies all the goddamn time.

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For your health.

letinstar's picture

megadeth rocks...but dave mustaine needs to be on lorazapam...he's not right in the head...
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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

It has been verified by a fish that David suffers from tinymeat ("it's small"),

Therefore the underwear has been 'padded' for the photos.

Glambert's picture

I blame Posh for David's "look"!

Why is she allowing him to fight the hot with his stupid stache and tatts?

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, "are you near are you near?" -- WHAAATTTT? SHUT UP BITCH AND JUST FCUK ME! Ya, I'd have a reaction, if I heard those words too! lol

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:44pm.

when i get banged, i wanna be picked up and nailed against the wall like a picture frame, i wanna see muscles in the body flexing the pecs, the biceps the abs, and some tiny waif with tattoos is not gonna do that, specially with a girly voice saying "are you near are you near?"

i'll be like "shut the fuck up, your voice is ruining for me cuz i keep picturing minnie mouse at the park playing Frisbee with pluto"

Terri's picture

My tongue needs to ride that happy trail.

salacious's picture

The joke about this guy's package has already been done to death. Littlevoice please, we all know you're borrowing one of your wife's bolt-ons and wearing it under those briefs.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Always thought Gale Harold had a nice body type, long, tall and lean. Gorgeous Boner is also very thin but he has nice muscle tone! Gandy- and ManJello-thick, they are good too! Remember when Snoop Dogg took Becks to eat pancakes at his fave diner, and Becks had a salad? OLOLOL Athletes! :)

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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:57pm.

I know you folks LOVE some Beckham, but I just find him skinny, shapeless and dull. And his high voice turns me off too.

I guess I like my men thick (and not just in the pants *LOL*)

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im joining your club. team beefy men not anorexic minnie mouse who wears a cup.

Hekki's picture

C6: I think she's pretty, too, and I HATE the way she dresses. All wrong.

SandwichQueen: you are powerless to do anything for that family member. Don't you ever, ever think that you can save or change that person. It is impossible. They have to want recovery for themselves. The most you can do is help yourself (maybe via a support group like Al-Anon or ACOA?). Watch "Intervention" for some idea of how much work it takes for family members to stage an intervention with professionals doing the legwork to set it up. And know the recidivism rate for addicts.

Jaded Hekki says: Save yourself.

Mani6's picture

Salmas got some bulge in those pants LOL! but those funbags are still rockin'.

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:57pm.

men thick (and not just in the pants *LOL*)
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TEAM THICK ALSO IN THE PANTS PLUS A BRAIN AND SOME MYSTERY

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stefystef's picture

I know you folks LOVE some Beckham, but I just find him skinny, shapeless and dull. And his high voice turns me off too.

I guess I like my men thick (and not just in the pants *LOL*)

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Hekki's picture

Twatty, men are oblivious to many female ruses. There was a Seinfeld where Elaine was complaining about Molly Shannon's character who didn't move her arms when she walked and the men thought she was being catty and made snarly cat noises. Rang so true. "What, are you jealous?"

I cannot the fk understand why the shit Jessica Biel, in all her physical gorgeousness, cannot the goddamn hell dress in one damn flattering thing?? Hate fashion abuse. Symmetry and silhouette, people damnit!

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*

Beckham needs some pecs.

Mani6's picture

UGH! Here we go again...oh look Miranda Kerr is topless. Can you see anything? NO.

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Mani6's picture

Everybody is always beating down Jessica Biel, I think she's pretty.

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Twat Muffin's picture

GG -- it definitely looks like he dresses to the right IMO.

Gardening Girl's picture

This is bullshit - I cant tell if he's leaning to the left or right! *stomps around thread*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Ya GG, didn't you hear: IT'S CHAOS DOWN THERE PEOPLE!!!!!!

I didn't have the heart to say anything about lady chaos. Loopy may die if he hears, hahhahaah *kidding kidding*

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Gardening Girl's picture

@ Loopy - Dick chaos??? :O

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

LaChaylo's picture

Ned Flanders?

Gardening Girl's picture

Hate that they airbrushed the dick bulges. I feel ripped off!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

I dont care if he added that 80's porn stache to the tats and muscles, it cant erase that little girl, kicked-in-the-junk voice!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:34pm.
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Darn it, in flagrante dangly bits are the hotness! Ya the dudes never seem to talk... he must be very good lol

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loopygorilla's picture

lol within, he is too careful with his infidelities, he never gets anything captured.

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, if you ever come across some hot dirty ole pics of Becks (not involving an ad with his wife) you know, in your fap travels, would you please post them? ahahah

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loopygorilla's picture

and now amount of facial hair and tattoos will hide the fact that he sounds like minnie mouse.

loopygorilla's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:24pm.

it is chaos down there, the trio never want to co-operate with each other thats why this bulge is fake assss.

looks like somebody went to home depot, got a glue gun, foam, 18 blocks of wood, two pot plants, a box of nails, a nail gun and built david's bulge of fake dick.

de Cosmos's picture

Nice codpiece.

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, "its chaos down there" Did you hear, IT'S CHAOS DOWN THERE PEOPLE!!!!!! ROTFL

I'm still laughing your description of the quiet peen "a cat sleeping in winter, curled up" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now THOSE were some Olympic Rower BULGES! Beckham needs to bring that to these ads! ;)

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loopygorilla's picture

ohhh puh lease, that fucking undewear is soo stuff.
since when do dicks and balls all joined up together like clay do with no distinctive outlines.

its impossible to have your balls sitting and co-operating side by side in perfect harmony while the peen sits snuggled between them like they are all part of some choir.

its chaos down there, the peen wants to 45% degree angle to the right, one ball wants to hang low the other hang slightly higher.

thats why he is weaaring one of those sport cups that ballet dancers wear.

p.s having tattoos dont make you tough minnie mouse, it just looks like you got your crayolas out and drew on yourself whilst having a sleepover with daisy duck.

Twat Muffin's picture

Dog -- no, bf doesn't have kids nor do I and neither of us are too young to have kids (I'm in my 40's and he's got more than a few years on me). He's delusional sometimes, that or he thinks I'm being twatty or bitchy by calling her a twat. I made it clear to him that it was in his best interests to be of the opinion that she is a twat, i.e., life with me would be much easier. We haven't had any discussions about Blohan. If he ever tells me she's a young innocent who's as fresh as a daisy, I will need to have a serious sit down with him.

Deb's picture

Within, yeah sure. Why not?

Miley Cyrus is AWFUL. Since I don't talk to my SUPER-crazy sister, I don't know if my niece's bedroom is still a shrine to her, but it was.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:43pm.
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EXCELLENT Deb! I am proud of you! You can throw everything into the car, and head out whenever you feel like it! Getting that party started early was a great idea! lolol
*I am a noted procrastinator, I'll have you know*

OnT: has Beckham should do Agent Provocateur next, don't you think? ahahah

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:39pm.

Dog -- he thinks Miley is some innocent young girl. He doesn't know what a manipulative, slutty, hillbilly whore she is like the rest of us do. I told him if he read the blogs like I do he'd know all about her attention-getting shenanigans. And I think she looks even uglier after getting that haircut; you need a pretty face to pull off an extreme haircut like that. She's anything but pretty.

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Does your BF have a daughter? Maybe she reminds him of his kid? My apologies in advance if you and your BF are too young to haz teenagers.

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Deb's picture

Within, like any dedicated procrastinator, I'm putting it off 'til tomorrow morning!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:32pm.
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Lmao ((Deb)), YES, he needs to DIRTY IT UP, A WHOLE LOT MORE than that! It's too sanitized! lol

You ready for tomorrow? Are you all packed and got the coolers well stocked yet? haha

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