Prince Hot Ginge And Ryan Lochte Got Into A Drunken Swim Race At 3AM
The New York Daily News answered the question "Why do video cell phones exist?" by posting a video of a Prince of Wales and a Prince of Derp drunkenly racing in the pool at XS in Las Vegas on Monday morning. While a bunch of bikini-wearing skanks (served with a frosty glass of jealousy) wondered if they died of a ginger overdose and went to the great big pool in heaven, Prince Hot Ginge, still wearing his jeans, and a fully clothed Ryan Lochte breaststroked to the end. (Why oh why didn't one of those bikini-wearing skanks take advantage of Ryan's brain by saying they want to see him do the other breast stroke with PHG. Meaning they want Ryan to stroke PHG's breasts until one of them finishes. He would've fell for it!)
Ryan got to the edge of the pool first and celebrated by hugging PHG as I screamed all the way from New York, "Please tell me your peens are kissing under that water!" Ryan not only won the race, but he also won again when he peed all over PHG's jeans in the pool. How do you say "JEAH!" with a British accent?
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Not only is Lochte a douche of the highest order, he also seems stupid. That is stupid in the way that Kris Humphries, AKA Mr Kim Kardashian seems stupid. Not that he isn't educated, but it's that he really does not have much brain power.
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Isn't Lochte more suited for the Special Olympics? Talk about douche squared.
Lochte, looks ridic in this pic MK! lmao
"Please tell me your peens are kissing under that water!" - please tell ME THAT TOO! Are they even the same height? ololololool
@Diamond, Hi there!!!! ☺☺☺
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:46pm.
question: what is harry's job?...aside from partying and wearing hitler uniforms...
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Wearing Mussolini uniforms?
At first it sickened me that Harry was hanging out with that asshole Ryan. Then I realized both of them are just alike. Americans are dumb when it comes to Harry's partying. He's always at a club or bar...more than he spends with his charities. Harry doesn't have a real job and it shows. He's gotten fat and all this partying will catch up to him later. He served only a few months in Afghanistan, but people over here think he's a hero. William works as a pilot, but Hairball is getting more attention in Las Vegas...sad.
As for Lochte, he's a major douche bag and EVERYONE knows it. I kind of feel sorry for him. Not really.
what a Douchebag Parade.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
The Olympics are over. We should not be hearing any stories of this douchebag Lochte anymore. Prince Harry looks out of shape from all the partying.
Prince Harry is no longer hot. He's fat from all the drinking. And he looks exactly like his bio-dad.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:38pm.
And to think they banished Andrew's wife Fergie for being an embarrassment.
Wrong. They banished her for being a fat, smelly, slutmonkey.
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There's an American Ambassador at Large position over here just waiting to be filled. Candidates must be able to blend in with American culture.
What're you guys waiting for?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
@Loopy
What are you doing in Australia? Your poetic skankiness belongs in New York City. I love reading your remarks on, well, anything. You are my second favorite skank on Dlisted after MK, of course. What would it take to lure you here?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:58pm.
Harry seems to get an unlikely amount of holidays per year...
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harry needs those holidays to gyrate his hips all over the globe...
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Roseanne Barr
lol letinstar, he's in the British army or the RAF, one of the two.
There was a scandal here a couple years ago when he was secretly deployed to Afghanistan (?) and the British press reported it, so he had to be flown home in case the Taliban kidnapped him. I think the story made the prestigious pages of Dlisted!
That's his official job, anyway. Unlike his brother who works fulltime while also working for his own charities, Harry seems to get an unlikely amount of holidays per year...
hahahah is Lochte PHG's new bff??!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:46pm.
question: what is harry's job?...aside from partying and wearing hitler uniforms...
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You mean that isn't his job?
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sadly, i'm starting to think it IS his job...
god save the queen...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:46pm.
question: what is harry's job?...aside from partying and wearing hitler uniforms...
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You mean that isn't his job?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:40pm.
He also talks to his plants. I wish I could speak Plant.
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Robert Plant?
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:09pm.
Whamo, dear, stop using the c word.
How are you today? Feeling good? You look awesome!
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Yes Dear...lol!!!
I'm feeling OK now, I was a little sad this morning but Buttercup the Racist Drop Kicking Baby Goat made me feel better:)
And... why thank you so do you (of course) :)
question: what is harry's job?...aside from partying and wearing hitler uniforms...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:40pm.
He also talks to his plants. I wish I could speak Plant.
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Hahahaha! I talk to my herb garden.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:35pm.
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I'd rather see him have to remove clothes pins from his titties with each lady he kicks out of the house. Cause dude has to be shirtless, you know.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:38pm.
And to think they banished Andrew's wife Fergie for being an embarrassment.
Wrong. They banished her for being a fat, smelly, slutmonkey.
Daniee: I have always admired that Charles has spent his life working on the unsexy causes or the ones no one is discussing at the time and brings it to light.
He also talks to his plants. I wish I could speak Plant.
And to think they banished Andrew's wife Fergie for being an embarrassment.
Seriously, Vegas in a fedora? Oh, Queen Elizabeth, never die.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:28pm.
Wouldn't that be fantastic if instead of "the rose", he did the Jeah, like you said? That would be "Must See Tv".
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It would, I would watch just to see bitches fighting over which one was gonna get a JEAH! Can you imagine? I DESERVE THAT JEAH! HE'S GONNA GIVE ME A JEAH! And then watch them break down in a pool(pun, and it stays) of tears because he didn't say JEAH! to her.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
I like Ryan now, but I predict he'll begin to get on my nerves again real soon.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:28pm.
Wouldn't that be fantastic if instead of "the rose", he did the Jeah, like you said? That would be "Must See Tv".
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:22pm.
all i can say is that i suggest that you get out there and start pitching your concept for "Celebrity Deathmatch: STD Edition!" before Seacrest or Cohen read this post...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:24pm.
Plus Loopy, I am willing to take bets that he won't even be around a pool by the Rio Olympics. He is a flash in the pan both in and out of the pool.
Thank God for that!
ok im off to bed, gn dlisters
Give Harry a break. His story is nothing new. Shakespeare wrote his entire life in his "Henry IV" plays. Really, his Prince Hal is modern day Harry. He's just in need of his Falstaff, and look out if he finds him.
And having James Hewitt as his bio-dad can't really be aiding in his mental or social stability.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:27pm.
thats like regina george when she said "omg i love that skirt where did you get it?"
and the girl said "oh it was my grandmothers"
and regina said "oh vintage love it"
and when the girl left she said "that is ugliest f-ing skirt ive ever seeing"
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:21pm.
And where is the outrage at Lochte demanding between $750k-1million to become the next dumb fuck Bachelor?????
It would ALMOST be worth suffering through a season JUST to watch how dumb the m'fer is.
He has a really big impression of himself. Stick to swimming dbag!
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I wonder what he would give the contestants that stayed...a replica of the Olympic gold medal? Or just look at the ones he liked and said JEAH!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:07pm.
That's like this chick I went to high school with, she was a super cunt, but very pretty, smart and lots of dough. She knew it, and therefore she did not give a fuck about acting like a total cunt. She never tried to be nice nor did she apologize for being who she was. Then, you had another chick, that was not quite as pretty or smart, but had bucks. She talked about everyone, made fun of everyone behind their backs, then would kiss ass and volunteer to do charity shit just so people didn't totally hate her. She was the type to say "OMG CUPCAKE you look sooooooooo put together today. Wish I had your style, then walk ttwo ft to your worst enemy and make fun. 2 Hrs later she's be asking you if you wanted to come with her to a concert. Dumb bitch. I liked the HBIC much better because she never waivered in her disgust of the common folk!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:22pm.
hard to say...hohan's strain of STDs are super soldiers boosted by meth coke and samro's ipod shuffle dj music (cuz when stds listen to music as babies they grow up to be smarter) so the royals inbred DNA have a big fight on their hands.
Michael "Pony face" Phelps would have kicked both their asses, and left a fart bubble in his wake like he did in that Ad of him in the bath tub!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:22pm.
Go IrishFury & Fuck the English!!! ;)
YEAH!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:21pm.
And where is the outrage at Lochte demanding between $750k-1million to become the next dumb fuck Bachelor?????
It would ALMOST be worth suffering through a season JUST to watch how dumb the m'fer is.
He has a really big impression of himself. Stick to swimming dbag!
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he had a big ego before he went to the olympics lol he wants the $$$$ now cuz in a few months, it will be lochte who?
@ Loopy --
"in fact the royals became immune to Hep C, Syphilis and Chlamydia in Anno 1659 December 25, when the king and queen who were brothers and sister bumped uglies."
then, advantage Team Windsor when that inevitable double ginge Lohan-Harry hookup occurs
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Go IrishFury & Fuck the English!!! ;)
I just kid.....my ancestry is from Somerset and Devonshire.
And where is the outrage at Lochte demanding between $750k-1million to become the next dumb fuck Bachelor?????
It would ALMOST be worth suffering through a season JUST to watch how dumb the m'fer is.
He has a really big impression of himself. Stick to swimming dbag!
Hahaha! Thanks so much for the laugh Mickael K and the Ryan/Prince Ginge fanfic!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:05pm.
Ahahaha! The inbred DNA killing off the STD's! You are too funny!
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thats why harry can fuck any horse face slut bareback, sans condom, cuz he is secure with the knowledge that is his Inbred DNA will kill any STDs. Hep C, Syphilis and Chlamydia got nothing on the royals.
in fact the royals became immune to Hep C, Syphilis and Chlamydia in Anno 1659 December 25, when the king and queen who were brothers and sister bumped uglies.
I'm not a big royal fan by any means, but I have always admired that Charles has spent his life working on the unsexy causes or the ones no one is discussing at the time and brings it to light. I appreciate that greatly in a fundraiser and charitable enterprise. His ongoing work in youth poverty and mixed social and market housing has been a breakthrough and really important.
People are always so quick to burn his ass cause he isn't into the celeb status/promoting himself or going to parties with Elton John.
It is evident though that him and Camilla were too easy on Harry.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:05pm.
Ahahaha! The inbred DNA killing off the STD's! You are too funny!
The people have a real love affair with Harry but whether it's this or something else the day will come when it's no longer seen as fratboy fun and he'll be seen as a drunken privileged lout. I fear that day is coming sooner than later.
@Whamo
I found myself on a site called enclave24 last week and I was surprised at how the sentiment seems to be against Will and Kate. I can see sentiment turning against Harry too eventually.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 2:10pm.
*thumbs up* hhehehe
@ loopygorilla,
I just read your post - great minds!
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