Night Crumbs
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went to a Dodgers game last night. If you're wondering why Mila looks so bored, it's because she's giving Ashton a handy. You'd be bored too. - Lainey Gossip
I guess Kristin Davis just couldn't get over Aaron Sorkin always smelling like random twat - Celebitchy
But if sloth-human marriage becomes legal before same-sex marriage becomes legal everywhere, Kristen Bell is so marrying a sloth anyway - Towleroad
The porn star who claims he had a threesome with Kim Kuntrashian completely lost me at "seemed bright" - The Superficial
Vintage Brooke Burke - Hollywood Tuna
Irina Shayk must be thinking to herself, "Lying on satin sheets is so much better than lying on Crispy Ronaldo's deep fried leather skin." - Drunken Stepfather
Ceiling Eyes shows us how many paparazzi agencies she called to take pictures of her non-factor ass. Only one showed. - Popoholic
Why wouldn't I be surprised if Nick Stahl was the mess who robbed the other mess that is Edward Furlong? - ICYDK
What the Can't Hardly Wait cast looks like today - The Berry
Alanis Morrissette's son isn't crying, he's just reacting to the video of Alicia Silverstone bird feeding her kid - I'm Not Obsessed
Andrew Garfield is either kissing Emma Stone or a ghost in sunglasses - Popsugar
Big deal, the Kuntrashians have been tricking the public into thinking that they're famous for years - OMG Blog
Somewhere, Paula Deen is rubbing her biscuit all over the trailer for Butter - SOW
More like, "People are terrified of using Kim's potty because they don't want to end up on the CDC's most wanted list" - Hollywood Rag
Ryan Lochte spit out more insightful words of wisdom, but he was probably nervous from being in the presence of greatness (see: Bernadette Peters and that dog) so I'll let it slide - Just Jared
But where is the "Mariah licked this" tattoo that Eminem has on his taint? - Cityrag
Eva Mendes is all ready for a hot night at the Regal Beagle - Celebslam
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I used to think Ashton was a super cool guy, but I have read so many accounts from people who have interviewed him that he's a first class asshole.
And can I just say...
Dax and Kristen, and Emma and Andrew
Don't usually give a shit about who dates who- but God these two couples are adorable. I'll be sad when they break up.
I've never really been on the Ashton hate-wagon but if you WERE... doesn't the fact that he's dating Kunis give him a bit more credibility? Kunis scares the hell out of me - she seems ultimately capable of sniffing out all rats and then devouring them while they shriek. She has that Russian fatalism about her that takes absolutely no shit. I can't see her suffering any fools - so that doesn't really support a lot of people's ideas about Ashton.
Ashton is killing all her hotness. Mila needs to lose this guy.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:20pm.
I'm generally cool with anyone winning the World Series other than the Phillies or the Red Sox. But it would be great if the Nats won it all!
I agree: I just want good béisbol. Last year's playoffs and Series were amazing--and I didn't really care about any of the teams. I always liked Jason Werth, except he's constantly on the DL. The jury's still out on Bryce Harper, but you gotta admire his maturity and drive.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:09pm.
When you work with someone for years you should already know how much they suck without having to further punish yourself by dating the loser.
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PHM - I normally would agree, but I think the difference is that Mila and Ashton worked with each other at the top of their young hotness and before they hit it really, really big (especially for her). Now they've gotten together years later and the reality that those days are over may be finally settling in. My guess is that Mila will run first.
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I'm trying to figure out why mila's hotness dropped so rapidly since getting with ashton, and my theory is that, next to macaulay, she looked amazing. next to ashton (no matter how awful he is, he's really really hot - minus the webbed toes thing), her looks pale in comparison.
or she could just be letting herself go. *shrugs*
I find Mila Kunis ridiculously unattractive - like she was born with Fetal Alchohol Syndrome, or something like that. Even so, it must kill Demi to see Asston with a woman almost 30 years her junior!
When you work with someone for years you should already know how much they suck without having to further punish yourself by dating the loser.
Sorry to be a crabapple, but why is there a Ceiling Eyes post without any follow-up on the mom?
after kevin from home alone, mila seems to just go for douches. from timberdouche and now asstain.
she certainly has a type, i wonder whose next on the douche list? john mayer.
@ Kim's self-flushing toilet
So many jokes, so little time...
Submitted by yepyepyep: "Mild ocd here I never ever sit on a public toilet and at home if people come over I desinfect toilet
I learned to flush witj my foot :) I think kkk here is just that fucking lazy that she won't do it after all she porn royalty, no?"
I always paper the seat and have a sit-down. Hoverers are the ones who pee on the seat (not saying you do)!!! Anyway I never could understand what the harm is if you sit with paper on the seat. What kind of germs are crawling through the paper to live on the backs of your thighs? It's not like you put your spread vag on the bare seat.
Ashton never does it for me in movies or on TV but in pictures I think he is so fucking hot. He should have stayed a model....and be seen but not heard
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't find Ashton Kutcher *that* offensive. He's douchey, but overall I find him harmless. Mila's looks have really hit a wall lately. She's still pretty but not as striking as she was a year ago or so.
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Douchechill!
If a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the dirty particles fly around everyhwere. So I'm guessing the bitch has herself a low calorie snack after finishing her business.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:54pm.
What about the Strasburg Issue??
The Dodgers will be fine: We just need some better pitchers and batters. And better defense. But our stadium food, while overpriced, is--well, as long as your card's not declined, you won't go hungry. At least our parking lot is safe and sec--OK, better take a cab.
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yep they're shutting Strasburg down; I guess they don't want to screw up all of his progress since the surgery. I think the rest of the pitching staff, plus Bryce Harper and Ian Desmond, can at least get them to the NLCS. heck I'll be content if they even make the playoffs (barring an absolute meltdown, I think that's a lock).....two years ago they were god awful losing 103 games a year!
I'm generally cool with anyone winning the World Series other than the Phillies or the Red Sox. But it would be great if the Nats won it all! I'm a Yankee fan first and foremost but they have enough championships under their belt ;)
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Mild ocd here I never ever sit on a public toilet and at home if people come over I desinfect toilet
I learned to flush witj my foot :) I think kkk here is just that fucking lazy that she won't do it after all she porn royalty, no?
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 7:04pm.
Eva Mendes and THAT dress! LOL. Just move to the over 60 park already...
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HAHAHA She makes the effort and looks good, but this goes overboard! lol
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I'm guessing the expensive ass toilet was modeled after her face, with her mouth serving as the seat.
Useless whore. I bet she'll be rich and FAKE until she dies, which I'm sure won't be until she's 105.
Mila doesn't look like she's having any fun with Asston, olol
It's noble but it'd be better to say, it's unacceptable in this day and age, to treat people as second class citizens. ;)
Wow Irina!
Haha Lochte, was ok there.
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So, I'm no Ashton fan, but I don't quite understand the disapproval of him as bf material. I got the impression that Demi was the flakey, self-obsessed, douchey and childish one in the relationship and that he had enough of it.
Kunis's hairstyle is so beyond busted.
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she looks like the type that picks blackheads off anyone's forehead for hours, including her own.
yea Giants!! :)
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I was watching the game. She eats with her mouth open too GROSS
i like eva mendes' dress alright. the shoes are gross and i have ZERO (ALL CAPS!) clue as to why she is famous but, whatever.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:54pm.
What about the Strasburg Issue??
The Dodgers will be fine: We just need some better pitchers and batters. And better defense. But our stadium food, while overpriced, is--well, as long as your card's not declined, you won't go hungry. At least our parking lot is safe and sec--OK, better take a cab.
Eva Mendes and THAT dress! LOL. Just move to the over 60 park already. (or maybe I got it all wrong, cause clothes that makes going to the bathroom easier also makes it quicker for sexay times)
Sans Fards...guess I have to agree that yeh, Lochte is at least, a likable dumbass. I dated too many before the age of 26. lol.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:46pm.
I thought Mila was more intelligent than most people in Hollywood, but since she's touching Asston with a ten foot pole, it appears that assumption was incorrect.
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I'm so disappointed in this girl. I've liked her ever since she bitch slapped a trick in Russian. She's a sassy broad with so much potential and I can't believe she's slumming it with Lord of the Douche over here.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 6:44pm.
They look bored because the Dodgers suck and these two have nothing to say to each other.
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Seriously! they're wasting their time because this year the Washington Nationals are going to go to the big dance and win it all. You can't get tix to the games anymore in DC because all these johnny come lately Nats fans are buying up all the seats. Lame!
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Edward Furlong must have been looking to score drugs. And I'm shocked he has anything worth robbing.
and why didn't lauren ambrose happen? she is so pretty and was a great claire fisher.
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hekki don't play, truth.
also, fuck a buncha dude named dax and his baby-voiced blonde.
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Ryan Lochte is such a doofus, but he's a lovable doofus.
Get some cucumbers and chamomile tea bags for those eye circles, Ed Furlong! He's another one of my guilty pleasures....I dont know why I find him hot, but I so would.
Chrissy Ronaldo picked a real stunner of a beard. She's way better looking than most of the footballers' wives.
I thought Mila was more intelligent than most people in Hollywood, but since she's touching Asston with a ten foot pole, it appears that assumption was incorrect.
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They look bored because the Dodgers suck and these two have nothing to say to each other.
Here is truth: The nastier a woman is, the more prissy and hygiene conscious she acts in front of people.
Like Kim Kuntrashian. She'll let a guy piss on her, but she's all concerned with bathroom HYGIENE. *eyeroll* And the women who go crazy with the hand sanitizer and "oh, that fell on the side of the plate, it's hazmat now!" are the ones who will do ass-to-mouth in the bedroom without a second thought.
And no way she actually paid list price for that self-flushing toilet. The company gave her a discount for the free publicity. They're having a good laugh right about now. As am I. (the irony!)
Now that MK mentioned it, it does look like she's giving him a handy, and she's pissed that it's taking so long, but he's nervous about people seeing, so he's having trouble nutting.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Lol, mike, the look says married for 12 years. Trust me, I know...lol
They're definitely dating. The looks on their faces say couple in a rut.
Eminem is still around? Why?