What In The Hell Kind Of GD Recreation Is This?
Apparently, Clarence House threatened to punish any British publication that publishes the pictures that have been called the greatest work of modern art since the hologram cover for Prince's Diamonds and Pearls CD (that shit really blew my mind as a kid), and that punishment includes feeling their brain cells slip out of their ear holes while suffering death by boredom from having tea with Prince William and Duchess Kate. So some bitches had to get creative and The Sun handled it by recreating the pictures using a Prince Hot Ginge lookalike who looks nothing like PHG. My asshole looks more like PHG than this shit poor excuse for a look-alike does. Okay, that's not really true, because if my b-hole looked more like PHG than this impostor, I wouldn't be writing this post right now. I'd be in yoga class, trying to stretch my head all the way to my PHG-looking no-no hole to whisper sweet nothings into it.
I'm happy that Bud Bundy is actually getting work as a PHG stand-in, but this is just lazy! Okay, I know The Sun is trying to be smart by getting one of their reporters named Harry to do the "cupping the crown jewels" pose, but they could've at least glued some saffron to dude's chest so it looks like he has a field of red chest hairs. Seriously, The Sun should be the ones getting punished, not PHG.
UsWeekly says that PHG is back in England and he and his royal guards are facing the wrath of THE QUEEN. But some palace aide says that nobody will be sent to the Halifax Gibbet:
"Of course questions will be asked, and matters raised, but no one's job is on the line. As protection officers, their job is to intervene when his life is at risk, not to protect his image."
The Queen didn't give three shits about the Olympics, so I'm hoping she wont' give three shits about this. I bet that once PHG waltzes into her throne room, she'll excuse everybody from the room by ordering them to immediately bleach her Corgis b-holes, then she'll make a lot of noise like she's beating the foolery out of him. But she'll actually pat him on the back and then ask him how many of those skanks did he knight with his royal crotch scepter? That's exactly how it's going to go down.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 7:51pm.
They couldn't pay the HOT Damian Lewis to pose for this reenactment? COME ON BRITISH TABLOID!!!!!!
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oh, RE-Creation. I was totally confused by the combo of the picture and the typo.
(wait, what recreation is going on? sex? wait, that looks like the prince harry pic, but are my eyes wacked out? that's not him)
sometimes my brain is not working fast enough for the d : (
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Which the exception ofHarryq
When I heard that the Queen was trying to censor this shit I was happy She should do it more often do that we don't have to look at her other fugly relatives.
They couldn't pay the HOT Damian Lewis to pose for this reenactment? COME ON BRITISH TABLOID!!!!!!
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The Brits will be milking this story for all it's worth. They need a new scandal every once in a while.
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Do the folks over in England not have computers? Why the media censorship when anyone with working digits can just type "Prince" and Google does the rest.
I love the DUH headline to the left.... Right to die man is dead. yea! he made it!!!
that photoshop is really bad!! THAT should be banned... not PHG.
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
The Queen sat on her lazy ass and cleaned her fingernails during the whole Olympics. She should be more embarrassed by her piss poor attitude then a single kid having a wild night in Vegas.
Well, that's one way to get around it. LOL They could also mention the words "google images + search" hahahaha ;D
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:05pm.
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He actually is really charitable. The media just doesn't report on it as much as when he "acts up" (I mean, who doesn't want to see a naked prince?). In fact, he was at a charity event in San Diego right before the Vegas trip. He co-founded a charity many years ago in Lesotho to help those with HIV/AIDS and those living in poverty. Like his mom, he actually gets down and dirty with those he's helping. (And he looks damn fine doing it!)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Okay, the American Revolution was fought against the British in 1976, when we became a nation.
Dang! 1976? Was it on TV?
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You can see the re-runs every so often late at night, I think they're are going to turn it into a movie! LMAO!
Hmmmmmmmm, hope the ending goes in Britains favour this time! :)
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:45pm.
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So so true. My sis and I threw a party 4 years ago and we said that folks had to leave their phones at the door. I know it may seem too demanding and I get that, but we wanted everyone to really let loose and have a great time. You can't do that with these dangs phones everywhere, it sucks. Plus, people wouldn't mingle...just on their phones the whole time. Some people/not most were quite angry with our request. They HAD to have pics. I dunno, if it isn't your kid's big birthday party, why do you need pics of everything? Just take a group pic before everyone gets tanked.
Sorry off-topic.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Okay, the American Revolution was fought against the British in 1976, when we became a nation.
Dang! 1976? Was it on TV?
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You can see the re-runs every so often late at night, I think they're are going to turn it into a movie! LMAO!
I seriously thank God there were no phones that took pics back in my party days.
I can and do deny everything.
he's young, who cares.
and I know he does it on the tax payers backs, but does he have a choice? He has to have all that security no? Until they change all those laws is he supposed to sit at home? A young, rich, unattached male?
I do agree they should change all that, but until then, he's doing what I'd be doing if I were him.
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"Either way I would not want to be in his position. It would suck constantly dealing with people willing to sell you out for 15 min and a buck."
I so agree. At least a volunteer ho can quit when she wants.
Maybe because I have the Married With Children DVD collection (the prime years with Jefferson D'Arcy and before the kids got old) I immediately said "Bud Bundy"! LOL when I saw MK recognized B too.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 1:03pm.
LMFAO!!! Dot dot dash INDEED
I read in the Daily Mail that the necklace he was wearing was a gift from on-off girlfriend Chelsey Davy. LOL - ouch!
Prolly time for young Harry to see this as a fork in the road and do some soul-searchin'. In his shoes, he's not really able to trust anyone. Maybe it might be time to settle down a bit.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I'm happy that Bud Bundy is actually getting work as a PHG stand-in
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LMAO!
Casey Affleck has to go pee really bad?
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:23pm.
Or curious British subjects could just go to the INTERNET.
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I know right?! Does The Queen know of these internets??
I'm conflicted. On the one hand, agree that he's just being young and getting his freak on. On the other, it's his privilege and title that allows him to go cavorting around on the brit taxpayers dime and he should be more responsible.
Either way I would not want to be in his position. It would suck constantly dealing with people willing to sell you out for 15 min and a buck.
Is that MK behind PHG?
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:05pm.
This kid is rich royal and single. As far as I know, he isn't a pedophile, rapist, or serial killer. He was in Vegas. Inside a hotel room. No rumors of drugs. What the hell is all his hoopla about exactly. He's never gonna be king. Their government gives him money just for being born. Not everyone is charitable and deep when they are in their 20's. Let him have fun. And whoever took that pic and sold it should be flogged.
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Completely agree! Nor is he a thief or a "white collar" criminal. He's a single, young guy. Who cares?!
Can't believe the media caved to the request, but great way to work around it. Congrats to The Sun.
CENSORSHIP!
What a bunch of prudes. Princey was just doing his THANG. Next time, make sure nobody has a camera with them. Full cavity searches for everyone prior to the orgy. (or is that during??)
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Okay, the American Revolution was fought against the British in 1976, when we became a nation.
Dang! 1976? Was it on TV?
Dude a few centuries late....what u mean is...america only had to win one war! Lol eff the british
@Sweetas actually didn't you know that Clarence house believes everybody in Britain still uses the morse code telegraph??
This is how they describe Harry's picture and gave it to the queen
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when the queen read that, she always fainted, ESPECIALLY at the ..... .. part, that was just scandalous.
Zzzzzzz....I liked the video of him being asked if he had ginger pubes better!!
*If his not hurting anyone or doing anything illegal who the fuck cares?!? I'm surprised he isn't a major uptight douche who thinks their royalty...oh wait. Seems like someone I would like to party with and not be scared to end up like one of Charlie Sheen's cracked out hookers!
Funny how the spoils of royalty must be baby-sat. Divinity in this case is a curse and a handicap, who woulda thunk it?
no freedom of the press in the UK, eh? total devotion of a supreme leader? more like North Korea everyday.
Bwaahaahahaaaahaaaaahaaaa!! The queen ain't gonna do crap. For all we know she drives a hoveround around the palace and mumbles to herself.
Harry has no fear.
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Submitted by Bo on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
lol...I thought of that too. Diana would be having a good laugh about all of this right now.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Okay, the American Revolution was fought against the British in 1976, when we became a nation.
Two hundreds years later, Princess Diana came on the scene and blew the Windsor monarchy out of the water. Yes, she sired the heir and the spare. The spare is having a good time.
Unfortunately for Harry, and I am sure his mother is spinning in her grave in great glee, the fact that he is in third on the rusted old, throne makes no difference to him.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:24pm.
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no shit SweetAss, lol!
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:24pm.
Ahahahahahaha!!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:05pm.
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^^THIS EXACTLY^^
He didn't kill anybody and he could have done much worse. The kid seems charming! The fact that he hasn't been busted for anything heinous says a lot. Carry on, PHG!
Enough with this story! It's obvious that he was holding auditions for the remake of 'The Prince and the Showgirl.'
why didnt they just use lego? like those broadcasters who didnt have the olympic rights, they use lego.
If only newspapers were 3D and mobile like in the Harry Potter movies. MK would have have a heart attack yesterday from all his feverish no-no activities.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:08pm.
Extra is supposed to have a story about the girl in the photos today.
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I'm sure she'll have her own reality show by the end of next week.
Wow, I thought it looked like dave faustino too. Personally, I would have gotten a ginge guy who had a really big pot-belly and maybe tons of body hair. As long as you're doing a re-creation, why not have some fun with it?
It was so smart to prevent the press from publishing those pics!! Cause you know those across the pond people don't have the internetz, much less the google.
Or curious British subjects could just go to the INTERNET.
This what real journalism is and what a real reporter does. None of that self-impressed Bob Woodword drivel. Perpetual posting of royal nudity is important to the future economic health of our Republic. Just don't overlook the day's real story: KStew is so depressed that she is: "unable to do anything".
Good to see that The Sun's "model" has no ass either. Accuracy is important!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
In America, everyone involved (media, person who took the pic) would suddenly have a tragic accident that would not be investigated nor reported on by the media... take note, limeys!
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Extra is supposed to have a story about the girl in the photos today.