Kelly & Dylan: The Sitcom

August 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Just like Clare Arnold’s wonk eye, my soul dramatically fell to the side yesterday when a rumor went around that Kelly Taylor was rubbing her bull dozer vagina all over Dylan McKay’s California Raisin face. It looks like that rumor was just a STUNT QUEEN move to promote the sitcom that Jennie Garth and Luke Perry are shopping around.

Jennie’s rep once again told Rumor Fix that she’s not screwing on Luke and they’re just working on some dumb TV show together. The rep said, “They have been spending a lot of time together recently because the two are working on developing a TV sitcom together. It will be a multi-camera half hour show, currently we have producers and writers and are meeting with networks.”

Gross. The only thing worse than Jennie and Luke being an actual couple is them making a baby together in the form of a TV show that will obviously play on TVLand (aka the retirement home for 90s TV stars).  I just want to take Jennie and Luke’s TV show for a walk in the park and say to it,Why are you doing this to me?! I hate you! Never show up on my TV again!

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