Monday, September 10th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta's Hard Nips
The queens at the bath houses in Paris better watch out, because when John Travolta butches up his look (see: that really butch chain wallet) and gets his tit knobs hard by inhaling poppers through his nipple slits, that means he's looking to top and nothing is awkwardly messier than a power bottom trying to top. (You haven't heard the words "It slipped out again!" more times than when a power bottom is trying to hump on you.)
With his loyal beard (who sort of turns into a skinnier Khloe Kardashian when she puts on deranged bee sunglasses) at his side, John Travolta made every French massage therapist run when he sashayed through Paris yesterday. Gay Paree is now Gayer Paree and we can all thank John for that.
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I'm still mad he's a gay man. Only because he was so HUGE a hetero sex symbol/ star in my youth. I feel lied to-- and yes I am aware that makes me sound unbalanced.
I gotta say that Johnny looks good here. He's shed his extra weight and looks likes he's been working out & taking care of himself.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Your welcome, Thamar! Stayed up and watched most of them. Sooo sleepy now.
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:44am.
Winni, I totally disagree with you about never telling your partner you have cheated. I would have been grateful for the truth, instead of being told I was crazy, paranoid, jealous and sick. I was none of the above, and I deserved the truth, because I was hurting badly without it, and because everyone knew he was cheating, including me. To be told continual lies, even after the break-up, only filled me with anger and resentment to the point it started to eat me up and the guilty party just continued to deny, without having to own up to what they did.
Partners deserve the truth, because instinctively we all know when we are being cheated on. You just know, and the only thing that can save a relationship is being 100% truthful. What is more hurtful, living a lie and acting as if nothing is or was ever wrong? Or clearing the air, and being a grown up about it, and talking about the issues, ALL of the issues, openly and honestly? The truth hurts, but lies are way more damaging and hurtful in the end, and not owning up to what you have done wrong in a relationship is the surest way to put the nail in the coffin in that situation.
As corny as it sounds, honesty IS the best policy, and the only fair way for both parties to know what they want to do regarding their part in a relationship. Lies beget lies. Keeping the truth from a partner is NOT fair.
Just my 2 cents.
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My ex slime ball cheater/beater called me out of the blue a few weeks back after several years of me avoiding his calls, to try and reiterate HE DID NOT CHEAT ON ME, in the 10 seconds I gave him before I hung up. Still denying it to this day, when I have moved on and KNOW the truth not only from my own intuition AND proof, but from every friend who confirmed my suspicions and girl he fucked who came to me to apologize since I got the hell out. How delusional can you be to still deny after YEARS that you were guilty? I would have had more respect for him had he finally had the balls to own up to what he did and say "I'm sorry".
Ok, I don't post much, I was here for John Travolta, but I'm reading about cheating and sadly for me, that is a subject that I pretty much know everything about. BSF, the reality is that by keeping The Truth from your husband, you are denying him the information that he deserves, that YOU would deserve in his case, that would allow him to deal with your marital problems from an informaned stance. It's hard to explain this. My husband and I had all sorts of marital problems and I didn't understand why sometimes he would clam up, etc, and when I found out he was fucking pretty much every woman we knew including my best friends because he was a sex addict from a deceitful Mediterranean culture and delusional that it was ok for him to do this if he was unhappy and he was still this great guy. What a shocker for him to learn from me that we ARE our actions and therefore he was a huge asshole! The point is, once I knew I was able to understand every problem we had, his behaviour, and after having a nervous breakdown and all, and I decided to give him a chance to change, there hasn't been any obfuscation of any of the reasons for our problems since. That's the problem, BSF, you aren't being fair to your husband by lying because he doesn't know the half of the reasons you guys are having problems. I kind of hear you justifying yourself too, I am sure you have been hurt too but now the game has changed with cheating.
It was a long shot, but my husband became a new person. And yeah, I'm not lying to myself because we work together, are always together and he stopped going out all the time, so the truth really set us free and after the heartache, actually saved our marriage. Maybe your husband just cannot understand how truly unhappy you are until
He knows you have cheated.
As long as Kelly Preston has John Travolta's Scientology auditing tapes, he ain't coming out of any closet ANY time soon.
Kelly Preston is the baddest beard in the game!
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John Travolta should just come out already; he's living a lie pretending to be straight... just like wearing that fake beaver pelt on his head to pretend he's not bald... just like telling everyone that his autistic son Jett had "kawasaki syndrome", which may have killed him because they wouldn't seek correct treatment for him. Just tell everyone you're gay already. And stop wearing that shag rug; NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, believes you have hair anymore. As for Kelly Preston, she's one amazingly hot piece of ass; she looks beautiful for a 50 year old woman...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Whamo- your taste in 80's Muzak ( I hear it in bumpers now- I'm pushing 40) is lovely, my Dear. Thank goodness you didn't mention Skinny Puppy or Joy Division because I'd have needed a cold compress and a fainting couch.Adore all your picks.
@ BSF- whatever you decide- please, never tell your husband you've cheated. I have an opinion on people who cheat and tell. I think it acomplishes nothing but clearing your conscious and not only hurting someone further but twisting the knife.
Jenna is a go to for big laughs. How can she be relegated to YT and Handler have a show?
ETA- Loopy- Thank You! I'll always remember that day, where I was, and with no access to a TV. I have a friend who recently joined our monthly fisherman wives group who lost her father.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:04am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:43am.
The word "mummy porn" has been added to the Collins dictionary.
I wonder what it means.
I recently rented some octomummy porn. It was sort of depressing so I returned it.
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aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grosssssss
SDR dear one
THANK YOU FOR JENNA MARBLES LINK!
She is awesome.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:43am.
The word "mummy porn" has been added to the Collins dictionary.
I wonder what it means.
I recently rented some octomummy porn. It was sort of depressing so I returned it.
Loopy, yes. I grew up in NY, and lost a couple of people I grew up with on 9/11. I still get pissed off when I fly into Newark, and can't see the twin towers in the skyline.
I also can't not watch the tv flashback shows. So hard to watch, but I can't turn away.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:53pm.
Hey, BSF. Sounds like you're in a very tough spot right now. I don't have anything overly helpful or wise, but when I was nearing the end of my situation, I made a frienship with someone I was attracted to and who appreciated me in a way I hadn't been in a long time. Nothing ever happened with it, but being so happy and feeling good made me see how very unhappy and miserable things had been for a long time and how I didn't want to ever feel that bad again. There were other factors as well, but I didn't end it to make anything happen(with that other person) other than try to find the happiness I seemed to forget I deserved. I wish you luck in whatever your path/choice may be whether it's patching things up, this other guy or on your own. And don't forget, it's your life, not anybody else's.
So the hat must mean that she just got some new hair plugs and thought that she could hide in Paris for a few weeks till the messiness of the plugs disappears?
"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
The word "mummy porn" has been added to the Collins dictionary.
I wonder what it means.
Thank you Loopy.. It's a hard day for a lot of people.
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
I know I don't get serious that often on Dlisted, but since this is an open post and I don't want to get into any political discussions but I just want to remember the victims of September 11.
Whamo, she's been on for a while now and has many many followers. I'd much rather watch her any day than the so-called reality "stars" lollol ;)
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:56pm.
How to get ready for a date by Jenna Marbles:
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LMFAO!!...man that's some funny shit!
"Make sure you wear enough perfume you can smell yourself BEFORE you get home"
"Make sure you sex text him before you leave, I want to suck your dickkkkkkk"
Funny plus she's smokin hot, quite the combo:P
Too bad Charlie Sheen is such a bad shot...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 11:02pm.
@But.Seriously.Folks, what you're going through can't be easy either... can only offer the old 'grass is always greener' but you know your own situation best.
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It's rough. I feel like I could have a full blown anxiety attack...or get into bed and stay there. But I can't. Gotta go to work. Gotta take care of the kid. Anyway, the more distressed I am the more my husband shuts down on me. Not that it matters...
LOL SpottedDogRanch, did you just discover her? Jenna is hilarious! Her YT weekly videos always cracked me up. Didn't she go to LA for some show deal or something?
Her bikini ones are not for the faint-hearted! lololol Fit and funny girl!
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Whamo, love the 80's new wave talk. Too bad Irish Fury's not here! Hi! ;p
@But.Seriously.Folks, what you're going through can't be easy either... can only offer the old 'grass is always greener' but you know your own situation best.
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@ LS........lol, you've got me thinking of some of my early favorites
The King Bees ( not the 60s band but early 80)
MY Mistake (must be played loud) as well as Shake Bob. My mistake is a fun tune with a great rockabilly guitar solo in it. I use to play the shit out of it.
How to get ready for a date by Jenna Marbles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghA5oOPE-xg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This girl is KILLING me! Bwahahahahahaha! She must read Dlisted.
If you watch, find the "How to put makeup on when you're drunk" video. *cries*
Moobs is going for the pierced nips look... just.no.
(You haven't heard the words "It slipped out again!" more times than when a power bottom is trying to hump on you.) - Jeebus MK, that made me LOLlllllllol.
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@ Whamo,
No, I'm not mad at all. I appreciate your input. I really am working my way towards a decision. It's really hard!
@ UBF,
I'm at the point where VP really isn't playing a part in my decision making process. Really. My husband has the advantage in this situation in spite of it all. I'm pissed that he won't make an effort. It seems like I'm looking for an out by blaming him but I'm coming to the conclusion that out is the only place left to go.
@ Diamond Dogs
I get you. I used to abhor cheaters too until I became one. Sometimes it's not all about being horny and getting off with someone new. Sometimes you slowly realize that you're unappreciated and unwanted. Yeah, I should have ended one thing before starting another but I didn't have the will. It was really too emotionally overwhelming for me.
Sorry for bringing the OP down. Really. I apologize.
@ LS......Echo and the Bunnman..listen to the song The Killing Moon...great song!
XTC...Mayor of Simpleton great melody!
Dear God (great lyrics great song)
Making plans Nigel ( or We're only making plans for Nigel)
The whole Drums and Wires album is good but those three are great
@ BSF
I must admit that sometimes it is difficult to read about your current martial woes without getting a bit teed off.
I'm been cheated on by someone I loved dearly and maybe there is still the angry residue that vomits to the surface when I read your posts.
However, that is beside the point.
In my situation, what bothered me the most was the lies and betrayal. I would have rather he cut bait before cheating on me rather than endanger my heath by fucking his co-worker behind my back. But, I felt he found it to be dangerous and fun and really had more to do with his lack of self-worth than about our relationship.
I would strongly suggest to be honest and up front with your husband about the VP and free yourself from this for once and for all.
Best of luck.
Im out. See you all tomorrow!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 10:21pm.
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You know what you're right BSF it's not really fair because I haven't seen all the work you're done and I'm only catching the tail end of your situation so how can I really know how hard you've tried it the past, I'm sorry. All I can say with any certainty is just be really honest with what it is you really want, at the end of the day only you really know what that is :)
BSF, i was going to post something along the lines of what Whamo posted. Do you really think you are giving your marriage a chance while you are sleeping with VP? If you want to save your marriage, then back of from VP and give it 100 percent. If not, walk away. Dont make your husband make a decision you seem to have already made....Please dont be mad, but no matter WHAT your husband would do right now, it couldn`t outshine VP while he is still in the picture...
bmitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:35pm.
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Sorry, am I kinda offside here? Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut? God I hope you don't think I'm a prick for that, I'm just tough loving you that's all:(
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:54pm.
ubmitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:35pm.
Whamo,
I know it may look like that but what I really want is for him to say he still wants me...which he has yet to do. I wanted to see some fight in him, but I guess it's just not there.
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I don't want to sound mean and but you say you want your marriage, you want him to fight for you, you want him to say he wants you all the while you're having an affair and you don't think that's wanting it both ways? I'm hearing a lot of yous here:).
Don't you think you're giving yourself mixed messages? You have an emotional out or at least an emotional release where he doesn't and yet you still want even more emotional comfort for yourself by wanting him to fight for you. What are you giving up, what are you bringing to this party?
I hope you don't get mad me for asking you tough questions lol. I hear you saying you want these things from your hubby but your actions aren't saying the same thing. I know this sounds tough but you have to be honest with yourself and it seems to me if he said he wants out you'd see it more of a relief, it would allow you to move on to what it seems you really want. Don't hate me. Lol:)
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Well Wham, I think I've been bringing a lot to the table for a long time. I've been a friend, lover, career counselor, maid, accountant, nurse, etc, etc. I don't want to toot my own horn--it was all my own choice--but I did it all. Not exaggerating because I felt like I had a good man and this is what a good woman does. Maybe I created a monster. After the baby, I backed off some things and started asking more of him because I really needed more. Seems like he really resents it. I tell him I'm not a stay at home mom like his mom and he says don't talk about my mother! I didn't insult his mother! Like I said earlier, everything I say is wrong and I've tried so hard.
Yeah, I'm cheating. But, I put up a good fight for six months. When you've got a good guy who sees the good in you compared to an also good guy who seems to be over it...well...I'm human. I never put myself first but I'm doing it now. I know it's over the top and probably uncalled for, but I've swung from one extreme to another.
I think I want an NFL jersey. Anyone have a good suggestion where I should shop for one?
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@ LS......Bauhaus
Dark Entries
Hollow Hills
She's in Parties
Bella Lagosi's Dead
Passion of Lovers
All we ever Wanted.
They do version of Ziggy Stardust too
They epitomized that 80s new wave synth pop. And ewer on the on the forefront of that sound.
Wow.
I got nothing.
SHE IS GETTING PAID WITH A SHOPPING TRIP IN PARIS. NOT TOO BAD!
UBF, yep I'm in the US...going to get into my husband's stash. He eats halls like candy! Thanks.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, some Halls, or whatever. You are in the US, right?
Cough Candy? What is that? And were can I get me some?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:54pm.
Evening. Fuck, i am annoyed. For once not about my husband...lol My kids have too much crap and we are redoing their rooms and i m moving stuff from one corner to the next. Nobody wants to get rid of shit. Swear to God, i ll put all this shit on the curb in the middle of the night.
How is everyone doing?
Ready for the weekend.
I'm with you on the clutter business - it annoys me.
Damn, GG, get some coughcandy, that always helps me with nausea
Hey LS I'll go see:)
UBF, Im nauseaous and feel like puking.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ubmitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:35pm.
Whamo,
I know it may look like that but what I really want is for him to say he still wants me...which he has yet to do. I wanted to see some fight in him, but I guess it's just not there.
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I don't want to sound mean and but you say you want your marriage, you want him to fight for you, you want him to say he wants you all the while you're having an affair and you don't think that's wanting it both ways? I'm hearing a lot of yous here:).
Don't you think you're giving yourself mixed messages? You have an emotional out or at least an emotional release where he doesn't and yet you still want even more emotional comfort for yourself by wanting him to fight for you. What are you giving up, what are you bringing to this party?
I hope you don't get mad me for asking you tough questions lol. I hear you saying you want these things from your hubby but your actions aren't saying the same thing. I know this sounds tough but you have to be honest with yourself and it seems to me if he said he wants out you'd see it more of a relief, it would allow you to move on to what it seems you really want. Don't hate me. Lol:)
Evening. Fuck, i am annoyed. For once not about my husband...lol My kids have too much crap and we are redoing their rooms and i m moving stuff from one corner to the next. Nobody wants to get rid of shit. Swear to God, i ll put all this shit on the curb in the middle of the night.
How is everyone doing?
BSF, what ever you decide make absolutely sure it's what you want. THen like you said be a grown woman about it. In my opinion, let VP perulate for a while til THIS mess is done and done. THen see what's up. Good luck to you. Really, girl, good luck.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whammy,
I saw your post and left you a reply earlier :-)