James Franco Wants To Be One Half Of The World's Most Insufferable Couple
Lainey at Lainey Gossip is hearing that Kristen Stewart hasn't yet drawn an X on her relationship contract with Robert Pattinson using jizz from Rupert Sanders' wandering peen. Robsten is unbroken (a nerve in my no-no lips loses its feeling whenever I type that) for now, but Radar says that didn't stop KStew from flirting with James Franco at a TIFF party in Toronto over the weekend.
Since James Franco considers himself the be all and end all of the art world and Kristen Stewart looks like Dora Maar as painted by Picasso, he went after her at a party and tried to get her to stop biting her lip to bite his lip instead (you decide which one). The source said this:
“Kristen and James bumped into each other at the Intercontinental Hotel in Toronto during the film festival and were engaged in conversation for 20 minutes. There was a lot of flirting and Kristen was overjoyed by the attention she was getting from James, who was gushing over her, saying what a great actress he thinks she is and was full of praise for her latest movie, On the Road. She seemed at ease in his company, and he was certainly making her laugh. She was wearing a huge grin on her face. At the end of their chance meeting, James took Kristen’s number and asked her out for dinner. Kristen initially said no, but is mulling over the idea.”
We can all say that if KStew and Franco got together for real, we'd all sprain our optic nerves from rolling our eyeballs so much, but these two actually make sense. James Franco can spend his nights with Kristen Stewart talking about James Franco and how James Franco is redefining creativity and if James Franco displayed a puff of his pubic hair at The Whitney thousands of people would wait hours to see it and James Franco this and James Franco that... KStew would sit there, smiling and giggling, and he'd think it was because of all the genius thoughts coming out of his mouth. But no, KStew is only giggling and smiling because she's stoned out of her mind and thinks that with every sneaky queef she lets out, she's secretly getting everyone in the room higher.
James Franco can talk about himself and only himself, and KStew can get high without having to talk at all. They're perfect for each other! (And yes, I've sat in a room and thought I was getting everyone in the room higher with my farts.)
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God Franco is my number one male celeb crush... at least he was in Sonny. Mmm, if he so much looks at K-stew lasciviously I am done..DONE DONE DONE. I thought he had taste, this destroys my whole fantasy that I had of him having a refined aura.
What's next? him munching her rug in a hot car?
Can't take it. dreams destroyed.. lol
Franco must be desperate to keep his name relevant.
Brilliant.! Rooting for them now.
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On the bright side, their combined name = Stankho.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead
"This world is a whore."
lol there's way too much detail in that statement - you can always tell when a publicist is the source.
Just a guy trying to get laid...
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 11:24pm.
I've never thought much of James Franco anyway, but if he says K. Stewart is a great actress, he is either a liar or stupid.
I've never thought much of James Franco anyway, but if he says K. Stewart is a great actress, he is either a liar or stupid.
Gee I really hope that she doesn't accept a date because that would mean the she has no interest in going back with....WHO GIVES A RATS ASS???
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These two. Perfect for each other. Think if we all rave and applaud for a day, they'd go away? No? Shoot.
THanks Esteem - g oing to send the husband out for some. I feel like a desicated leaf.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ GG
Aww...sorry, I do know it's miserable. Won't give you any stories to make you more nauseous right now, but when you can keep things down, don't forget a gatorade, or other sports drink type thing to replace your electrolytes faster. It will help.
*hugs back to WR - runs to toilet*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Aww GG, I know how horrible food poisoning can be. Wasn't right for days. Have LOTS of liquids and crackers... when you can handle them. Feel better GG! ((hugs))
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HAHAHA Doubt this is true but if it were, Franco WOULD be talking about Franco this and Franco that and she'd go right along with it, that's just how she rolls... lol ;)
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On the bright side, their combined name = Stankho.
Dear lord, hear my prayer. Let these two hiptards join together, fap each other's egos until they both explode, and never pollute my visual landscape ever again. Amen.
After her little fiasco she needs to lay low and stay out of people's beds for a couple of months.
Franco catches so much shit around here. Apparently nobody watched Pineapple Express? Def his finest moment. KStew sucks all around tho, nothing good to say about that greasy, snotty bitch.
First Rupert Sanders and now that trampire is flirting with my husband? Bitch has a thing for married dick.
@frenchflies, I love your comment.
ever since KScrew began sporting that blood red lipstick, she reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show mouth....
and what a perfuckt match they are!!! blech...
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
'You're a great actress'= I liked your tits
No, no, no. She needs a reconciliation with Robert before BD2 to keep those tickets selling. And I seriously think she's still with Rupert. Read her interview in Vogue. It's Rupert who digs her stench. That's why he met her in a car after she went to the gym and played with the little man in the boat without her taking a shower first. And she wants to have his babies (NEW babies, not the old, boring ones).
It's just research for one of his stupid little indie films: "Coyote Ugly: 127 Hours", where he knaws his own arm off to sneak away from their morning-after.
Oh no
GG!!!! Get well soon food poisoning made me want to die a thousand times I feel your pain :((((
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The resultant love child would be....wait for it...wait for it..............................
Ka Nu Nu Reeves!
I am pushybroad, thank you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I can't think of two people better suited to each other, actually. Maybe they can comisserate about how none of the hoi polloi understands true art, or some bullshit.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:20pm
GG, feel better!!!! I'm sure you know to drink plenty of water.
*throws roll of tp at Whamo*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This too shall pass. The last Lite will have three days in November and be forgotten by New Years. Franco is already history.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:00pm.
Off topic - I haz food poisoning...waiting for death to take me.
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Soo...I'm guessin a sex is out of the question:P
I have been out of it most of the day. Thanks guys. This is certainly the pits.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:00pm.
Off topic - I haz food poisoning...waiting for death to take me.
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ooohh. . . I feel for you GG ! ! !
I had it once when I was eleven. Long story Short . . .I woke 24hrs after I got it; in a Navy hospital with 3 different kinds of IV's stuck in me.
It's plain these two needed a little help from their mutual PR teams.
Thank you anno.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He looks as if he would sound like Dimitri the Lover... "Hello, Olga, it's Dimitri... I could tell you were taken aback by my approach... and your girlfriends were obviously jealous... and if they say they weren't they are lying..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o
Edited: "you are very elegant"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:00pm.
Off topic - I haz food poisoning...waiting for death to take me.
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OMG, I am SOOO very truly sorry to hear that, doll. I've had it before, and it is NO joke. Please get well soon. *hugs*
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'd give this sad PR release a D.
Awwww - why couldn't she have met one of the DeFranco's?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpO7TW0NwqE
PS - Feel better GG - poor baby :-(
oh pls, as if it wasnt setup.
I WANT these 2 as a couple.....bitchiness, cuntiness, pretentiousness....and thats just FRANCO!!!!
Not since Rocky and Bullwinkle, Sacco and Vanzetti, Kirk and Spock has a couple radiated such POTENTIAL! Of course, there is the danger that such a couple (like matter and anti-matter) will cancel-out one another - or - they could turn SWEET...like Hello Kitty marries a Wishnick Troll.
Kinda scary......
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Off topic - I haz food poisoning...waiting for death to take me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"FRANKenSTEW"
love it!!!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Y'all know Dave Franco, but have you met unsung middle child Tom? He is also THAT bitch. I love the whole Franco fam. They are the good kinda crazy.
Feast your eyes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIpc8BITJBo
Wow, 2 poseurs wanting to star-fuck each other into headlines, desperately trying to elevate themselves into more relevance. Color me bored.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Dammit people! Respect my avvie! Respect my avvieeeeee!
*pouts in corner*
ubmitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 2:26pm.
He annoys me more than she does.
Same here, and infinitely so.
This makes a disturbing amount of sense. Of course, this much pretentious douchery in one couple would probably rip the space-time continuum, but still...
He probably wants her in one of his little weird indie projects...or a naked photoshoot...or he wants her to hump a blow up doll on camera while he shoots fake semen at her. Yes, he's done that and I love him for it!