NOSTRILS. WEAVE. NOSTRILS.

September 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Sometimes the only things you need to really make an album cover work are a pair of flaring nostrils, a hulu skirt that can double as a weave, a whole lot of discount fabric from JoAnn’s, an expert Photoshop artiste and a look that says “a fly just landed on the tip of my nose and I’m trying to stare it down.” Snooki’s identical twin separated at the tanning bed incubator tweeted this cover of her new album “My Body” today. Xtina probably thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe as photographed by Bert Stern, but bitch really looks like she just woke up from a terrifying nightmare and got caught in the chiffon canopy around her bed.

via @TheRealXtina 

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