Open Post: The "Real-Life Popeye"
The Daily Mail is calling this dude "the real-life Popeye," but the important subject of "cartoon muscles" obviously wasn't taught at the highly respected university they got their journalism degrees from, because Popeye's forearms looked like overstuffed empanadas, not his biceps. How dare they do Popeye like that.
Meet 24-year-old Moustafa Ismail, an Egyptian dude who moved his entire family to America five years ago, because we have the workout equipment needed to make his arms look like a skinny snake that just swallowed Jon Hamm's grapefruit-sized nutsack. Moustafa's 31-inch biceps just earned him a Guinness World Record for having the bulgiest of bulging biceps. Moustafa also earned another Guinness World Record for being the only human to wear the same shirt for 5 years straight, because he can't take that shit off!
You and I say that Moustafa's tumor ass-looking biceps are obviously pregnant with pounds of Fix-A-Flat and synthol, but he claims his arms got like that from working out at least a total of 6 hours a day and filling his eating hole daily with 3 pounds of protein, two gallons of water and three liters of shakes. If Mama June ever passes out on Honey Boo Boo, just whistle for Moustafa, because he can lift 500 pounds.
Because I'm me, my first thought was: Can this bitch even do the Macarena?! Friends don't let friends fill their biceps with so much oil that they can't do the Macarena at a wedding reception! My second thought was that there's no way I'd ever hit this, because every time I looked at his misshapen arms, I'd be too afraid that an alien baby was about to hatch out of one and ask me if I'm its mommy. Nothing makes your ass lips shrivel faster like an alien baby asking you if it's your mommy.
Okay, who am I fooling? I'd still hit it.
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This guy has Muscle Dysmorphia. It is a mental disease. You don't workout and have overdeveloped upper arms and triceps, with the lower arms looking normal. He has to be injecting something, in which case he WILL have tumors growing anytime soon.
good going idiot.
i'm just going to put this right here... you all don't have to notice... it's alright... don't mind it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkoNNyPG2I
off to make a court date, folks!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
He is lying. Only synthol gives you this look. It's not equipoise, as someone else suggested. Equipoise is a steroid. Synthol is not. The point is - that's not muscle in his arms, and it's nothing to be proud of either. And it looks terrible.
A nice mellow song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9ub9rpNK4&feature=youtu.be
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Goddammit: The story of this dude was the first thing I saw last "morning" on DM - I didn't want to comment on him, though was very close to correct the "Popeye" which he isn't, but someone else did that before me, so I didn't need to say something; but FINALLY ON TOPIC IN THIS OPEN POST:
That on the arms of this dude looks like bingowings - there's nothing to indicate there's any muscle in that stuff. Even people who swallow anabolica and whateverdrugsthereare have some kind of muscle movement, this guy has NADA, just massive blobs.
Hi Sal!. from the defcon level 20 std whamo is claiming to have it seems like he did another double dip w/both Kimmy Cakes and Hohan
thanks, Within, for asking. today good, someting tomorrow am worrying me now but about to shake that and go to bed in an hour or so. hope ur day was good!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Howdy peeps. Just a quick shout out before going to bed. I've been a bit busy at work for the past few days and as result I've been hitting the sack rather early and sleeping like a log.
So what did I miss? What happened to Whamo? I just read some nasty things about his dick turning zombie on him. Did he fuck Kim Turdashian again??
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Hahaha Foxxy, yeah started reading around there too... saw the goodies being discussed OLollollol
Hope your day went well Foxxy! ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:05am.
lmao, i stopped reading back when i got to "yeast infection". was afraid DD was not kidding about discussing it. ;-o
whamo? that boy just ain't right
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That so does not look right. How did he get massive (weird looking) upper arms, and his forearms are just little puny things? Exercise: This guy does it wrong.
Oh Foxxy, this is nothing! A little earlier there was pus and yeast and fungi and lythiol or some such thing... this is kiddie talk! BTW, the pube was stuck in Whamo's tooth, not mine! Lol He got it off his fingernail, hahahahahahahahahahahah
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good p.m. I’m like in my little tie and like my little shoes, like sittin’ around scrutinzin’ you people and your elegant discourse. but i'm NOT flitin' around. like.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Whamo, :O
*pube stuck on tooth* *giggles like a 12 year old* Hahahaahahah can't help it! lol
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@ DD.....lol, thought you'd might like that;D
@ Reason....*.wave at Reason, pube stuck under fingernail*
This I kinda funny, I have a buddy that will launch texts like this at me and we try and out gross each other. He's older than me but you'd think it was two 12 year olds calling each other names and shit.
Nighty night Diamond, you're on a roll! olol ;)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:56pm.
My poor toilet has a purple heart now. :(
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a poople heart?
feel better GG :)
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*chases LaChayChay Benny Hill-style*
night sweeties. Must go soak my chaffed pink parts in da tub. Catch ya later alligators
Whamo, THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!!! *takes back earlier happy wave to you* lololloll
Good night Spotty!
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Never mind GG. Don't turn the family in to the health dept. Damn...rarely do I hear of Asian food NOT being the culprit. Gotta love them buffets!
DD - Thank you! That satiated my gross factor. I have fed. Now my pretty must rest.
GG - If you know who or what made you ill, contact your local health department. Sounds like you were in a bad way. They'll want to know what all you ate in the days before you showed symptoms. Asian food?? Sorry hon. :-(
I did put a picture back up. :-)
Contemplated leaving the D a few weeks back but I was PMS'y and stopped being such a sissy sensitive bitch. This is teh interwebz after all.
Night guys. My burps are scaring Mr. Spot. He's hiding under the covers. :-D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:56pm.
My poor toilet has a purple heart now. :(
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heeheeheee, Sleep well GG! ;)
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Night night GG!
*waves at Whamo*
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BYE GG. Dont' forget the Depends tonight. LOL (I kid)
My poor toilet has a purple heart now. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Hey Whamo
I knew my fellow Canadian would dive into the gross pool with me. :-)
Im turning in guys. Have a lovely and safe evening. See ya tomorrow. Hopefully I have a shart free day.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Damn GG, I bet the porcelain throne was your best friend the last few days.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 09/ 13/2012 - 10:57pm.
I live for Open Post because I can share with you all about my most recent yeast infection.
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EWwwww, DD that's just plain NAST!!!
*pulles off gray peen skin shell, pees acid blood puts fungus cream on red swollen helmet dabs trickling pee hole, winks at the ladies*
I was exploding from BOTH ends...I narrowed the source of infection to my sister's MIL's cheese cake.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ GG
oh no!! That is the worst. Hope you are feeling much better now.
@ Withy
I'm liking the job a lot so far! Really great peeps there.
Diamond, I trust you! hehehe You know what, bet if you punctured those arms, you WOULD SEE pus! argh, lolol
So, have you started your new job, did you have a great week? Hope so! hahahaah
Yah, GG was very barfy sick, right GG? :(
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DiamondDogs, I had a case of food poisoning for a few days.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Withy
Don't click. Trust me. You.Will.Vomit.
Diamond, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:43pm.
WR, I am a lot better thank you. But still having "accidents". :I
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Awwww, you waz sick?
GG, musn't laugh too hard then, shart-cidents are nothing nice. Glad you're on the mend GG! :P ❀❀❀
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@ SDR
As requested! More gross synthol abuse pics. CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE RIVERS OF PUS!
http://www.bestgore.com/tag/synthol-abuse/#
WR, I am a lot better thank you. But still having "accidents". :I
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hi SpottedDogRanch OLOL on the recaps! We need to stay off-topic more! Mel-Tang was farting on the what? And IF has a new puppy???? AHAHAHAH Diamond is sweet but I can't do gross! ;D
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The Brits never understood Popeye.
Bye ESE. We are but strangers passing in a darkened bar room. *beer burps*
gotta follow LaChaylo out the door, folks!
what?!... yes, i'm checking out her booty!... i enjoy fine art!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1IDHoYhI0g&feature=fvst
catch ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."