White Oprah Never Disappoints

The last time the drunk leach on Lindsay Lohan's wallet and Cookie Puss' arch rival White Oprah tore her mouth away from an economy-sized bottle of Popov vodka to proudly represent the definition of delusion in an interview, it was a stuttering disaster of a magical mess. White Oprah's legendary trainwreck interview with Matt Lauer became AA's 13th step: DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.

Well, for her encore, White Oprah sat down with the real Oprah's humanized hemorrhoid, Dr. Phil, to talk about how she's an enabling piece of raggedy trash and has the parenting skills of a cracked meth pipe. The full interview airs on Monday, but because nothing will get eyes on your show like the promise of a showdown between a testicle with a stache and a drunken, giggling pile of weave hair, a 60-second teaser has been released. It's 60 seconds of YES and I love it when an exploiter exploits an exploiter.

Somewhere, the doctor who delivered LiLo is tearing up his medical license as punishment for not giving her to a pack of hobos in the hospital alleyway so she could stand some kind of chance at living a normal life.

And "You're in your little tie and your little shoes...." is now my favorite line to spit at a ho who is judging me for being a boozed-up disaster.

via Lainey Gossip

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by marikins on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:11pm.

Radaronline is reporting she got paid $50K and Phil was mad cause she didn't give the interview she was paid for.

BTW Phil has. PhD in PsYchology so he can call himself Doctor but he is not a psychiatrist brcaose he is not an MD

My iPad is jammed up -I am not lunching with the Lohans

Submitted by I-wear-heels-bi... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:03pm.

You're all fooled. This is a stunt to make Dina look like the drunk druggie and Lindsay the poor tiny tim that has to endure THAT as a mommy. Operation distract & switch. Betcha a dollar everyone is thinking..poor freckled faced Linds...we love you Linds stay strong against mommy dearest. Presto. Lohan mission accomplished. As I see it. No?

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:06am.

It's a complete toss up as to who is less attached to reality...Michael? Dina? Linds?

But it is also quite obvious 'Dr.' Phil (he NEVER had an MD or PHD in anything. Period.) probably had his staff provide her with libations while they were setting up. Is she gonna say no? "Oh c'mon Dina, It'll cure your nerves..loosen you up." I'm pretty sure he set this up knowing she would drink and make an ass of herself. Pretty simple equation. But really lowdown dirty of him. But that is his modus operandi. He is a ratings whore. And NOTHING is too disgusting or out of bounds if it will get him some PR.

At the same time, ALL the Locohans NEED TO STOP. We know you are crazy. We know you are high on drugs or alcohol ALL the time. We know you will deny deny deny. We don't care. PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:17am.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:32pm.
Is anyone else seeing Kim Richardson in her?
It's that same look. With the peroxide hair and the coral skintone and the vocal cords that have been dragged over gravel with slurredd speech.

She's two steps away from saying "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!"
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That's exactly who she reminded me of!
DVR is set to RECORD.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:02pm.

Is anyone else seeing Kim Richardson in her?

It's that same look. With the peroxide hair and the coral skintone and the vocal cords that have been dragged over gravel with slurredd speech.

She's two steps away from saying "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!"

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:51pm.

ESE, come fly away with me!! I love that song. Grazie! :-D

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:48pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:13pm.

*smooch*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbLehPca9bo

OT: a bag of jasper salts talking gibberish... yeah, i'll stick to reruns of Looney Tunes, thanky.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:43pm.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:53pm.

howdy doodily, Vern-arino!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGjZIued88

what?... i'm feelin' silly tonight!

OT: oh, jeebus... lets interview her liver next... it would have a better story!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:43pm.

Vern & ESE ♥♥♥

As for the subject matter of this post - blech. WO drunk/drugged is par for the course. Dr. Phil is just an ornery, uglier version of Dr. Drew.

Whutevs.

But I wish I could watch this trainwreck.

Submitted by AmbrosiaJones on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:39pm.

Is it just me, or does White Oprah look and behave simultaneously like current and future Miley Cyrus?

That's two mentions of Miley Cyrus from me in the comments. I'm sad for my life.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:43pm.

Dr Phil's outrage is worthy of community theatre, but white oprah is surely a drunken fool. I was at a baseball game the other day and saw a lifetime supply of drunken middle aged women. Drunken middle aged women repulse me.

A lawyer once explained that the only bad publicity for a plaintiff's lawyer is his obituary, and I suspect the same holds here. This is gonna pay for a few cases of scotch for the white one, and since la hija's 15 minutes is winding up, she is having more and more trouble getting attention.

I saw a picture of her legs in a british tabloid, and I would conclude that prostitution is not much of an option for her either. She best quick marry a wealthy car dealer from oklahoma who finds her sophisticated, plow him senseless for the first few months, put on the leopard print bathrobe and slippers, and crawl inside that bottle.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:23pm.

*waves at ESE"

Yo handsome!!!!!!! Never see your funny ass around, but want to thank you for cracking me up!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:22pm.

Do these morons not know they are being filmed what the fuck is the matter with this wretched woman and Pimp Mamma, they are such a disgrace to women and mothers.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:21pm.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Just got to watch this!

Methinks the patronizing walrus (tm) was high on some good shit as well, his delivery was waaaaaaaay slow and subdued compared to how I remember it, so, I'm guessing it was a drunkfest for all.

There is now way WO is not high on something, her eyes are a mess. I have wicked allergies and my eyes often look like red pinholes in the snow, but these are not allergy eyes, these are drunkedey drunk eyes.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:12pm.

rule number one, folks... never drink in front of your therapist unless they swig first... you lose, Lohan.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:04pm.

So she's drunk....it's legal, she's of age, she's rich, she has to deal with dr. Phil for hours, she has linds as her daughter and fecal Lohan as an ex. How would you all cope?

Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:01pm.

I luv dr. Phil. Watch him every day. Don't find him smart, educational, experienced, attractive, fit, helpful, etc. I do find him funny and entertaining like the WWE or when John mcEnroe would melt down on the court in the 80s. I laugh at him and not with him and love to rag on that mon chi chi that he is married to. Of course I can't wait to see this interview, but the minute preview will be the best parts.

Love the patronizing walrus...BTW and Fecal Lohan.

Submitted by lemondroppa on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:55pm.

Please Michael K. Please! Liveblog this mess!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:50pm.

Dog, you don;t think she was drunk? I see a case of the drunks in that still shot above.

And Dr Feel is a psychologist, not a psychiatrist. Just had to get that out there - no MD, there!

And why does his Marilu Henner wife have to be on every show? Who takes their spouse to work with them everyday?
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Submitted by clarketron on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:21pm.

it does make me feel sorry for Lindsay and her siblings when those are their two role models. she didn't even have a chance of not being an asshole. and poor ali and what's his butt the brother, they look up to Lindsay...

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by Queend on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:41pm.

It's cuz this dumb bitch once said that all of Lindsey's friends turn to her for advice and she was like a White Oprah. She must of been as high as she appears in this video when she said that dumb shit.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:40pm.

I don't think she was drunk, I think she was acutely uncomfortable and resorted to humor to try to distract him. The problem is, suspended license or not, he was once a respected psychiatrist so he knows damn well when someone is trying to deflect, and he won't stand for it.

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Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:31pm.

She's drunk?! I don't think it's alcohol...it's probably a cocktail of prescription drugs.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:18pm.

Who would want to listen to BS coming from a fake Rockette anyway. WO hasn't told the truth ever and she's not going to start now.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:02pm.

Looks likes she's pretty much done a Fergie-in- "Glamorous"-style "fuck-y'all" to the press, the public and, of course, her own children. I'm convinced that in her head she's a sixteen-year old debutante, the "belle of the ball", living a life she never had. In reality, she makes Kris Jenner seem like Donna Reed in comparison. It's hard to get pissed off at someone who is literally so far gone she can't see anything but herself in her funhouse mirror. Like mother like daughter(s).

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:27pm.

By the way, I love the "You people" line.

What's Dr. Phil gonna say next? "What do you mean, 'you people'? Texans? Southerners? Crackaaaahs?"

Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:27pm.

I make a point to not watch trash tv but damn, ths one would be hard to resist. Though I do fail to see how she's STILL responsible fr the mess of Lindsey's life. Let's f people get fucke up parents and they decide to make their
Iives better... And with fewer resources that Lilo.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:25pm.

I really hope Dr. Phil also lays into Michael Lohan as well, it's only a matter of time before he himself starts using again seeing as how he and Kate Major are still together. The way he acts all smug disgusts me, he was a belligerent fuck on Celebrity Rehab. If he were my dad, I'd spit in his eye.

Dina is almost unforgivably despicable too. I notice Lindsay's mannerisms are very much like her mothers which actually makes me feel very sorry for Lilo. It's clear her parents have always dragged her down with them as they sink to new depths.

This is a case wherein genes just don't mean shit. She doesn't owe them anything and is better off without them for now.

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:22pm.

I just watched it again.

It is just as funny as when I watched it this morning. :)

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by Terri on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:19pm.

I need the "I'm being scrutinized by you people" as my ringtone for my parents. How would I go about doing that?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by Get Serious on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:17pm.
And to think, some city in New Jersey gave her the title of "Mother of the Year" a couple of years ago. Must have been something she bought...

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HEY NOW. New Jersey is fucked up in a lot of ways but THAT mistake belongs to Long Island:

http://celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/dina-lohan-mother-of-t...

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:02pm.

I waited allllllll damn day to come home and watch this. O_o ....hahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Submitted by freewilly on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:00pm.

I'm setting my DVR for this sucker!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:41pm.

I want to lace up my old Doc Martens and kick her in the cunt.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by She She peritta on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:40pm.

Wow! She's wasted. I'll have one of what she's having, but not a second one because I'd be on the floor. :)

Submitted by tornadolie on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:35pm.

This family are the most delusional people I have ever witnessed in my entire lifetime.

Seriously.

Submitted by pixxxie on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:19pm.

this woman is no mother. disgusting piece of filth. she enables her oldest daughter and then what does the mother of the year do? sends her youngest daughter to live with her....

scum

Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:49pm.

This woman is not sober - you guys know that. I don't think it's just that she had a couple of drinks before doing the interview - it's a couple of drinks and something else with it - my guess is prescription drugs. Her & Linds must be the perfect enablers for each other - "That interview was UN ... FAIRRRRR!" The other one, "Oh, I know, I know. They just don't understand ...."

Submitted by Suckerpunch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:36pm.

This is totally ridiculous ! Haha .
Its like me after doing fifteen shots of tequila .. But on national tv . I love America
Cue to her excuse of taking Xanax to overcome her flight anxiety or pre-show anxiety .
The lohans never own their mistakes just make excuses ..Or is the elusive pr rep still too drunk to respond ?

Submitted by LAXpat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:40pm.

I understand that LiLo is at an age where she has to get her ass in gear on her own; but damn. How in freaking hell can you be a normal child when THAT is your mother?

When THAT is your mother, no way can you be a normal child...or even a functioning adult.

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Submitted by HoneyQ on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:24pm.

@Glambert. I totally agree. They are both shameless exploiters.

Submitted by Queend on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:11pm.

Someone please tell me why they call her White Oprah because she doesn't have anything on the Real Oprah, let's do a roll call shall we.....Is she rich? Hell no.....Is she powerful? Hell to the naw....What is she good for? Besides not having any part in raising her dope head/too young for plastic surgery kids. SHE'S A DISGRACE.

Submitted by The Beaver on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:53pm.

She and LiLo are clearly on the same drugs/booze mix. Never mind the fact they're each others enabler, they look strung out the exact same way. Xanax and booze to function is my vote.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:50pm.

Well, that made me smile.

Submitted by slongo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:48pm.

OOOooooHHHHhhh.

OK.

Submitted by Get Serious on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:47pm.

And to think, some city in New Jersey gave her the title of "Mother of the Year" a couple of years ago. Must have been something she bought...

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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:34pm.

I won't be watching this because Michael Lohan is just as bad as White Oprah but of course that douchebag Dr. Phil probably won't be attacking him and based on the clip is just using him to humiliate White Oprah even further. Michael Lohan deserves it just as much as Dina.

Submitted by betterthanyomama on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:30pm.

Finally, a reason to watch Dr. Phil again.
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