Open Post: Hosted By Xtina Being As Subtle As Ever
The song that goes with the cover of Xtina looking like a slutty mermaid caught in a gay fisherman’s net came out today and there’s a clean version (BORING!) and there’s a Dlisted version which I can say with confidence speaks to all of us sluts. The skanky version proves once again that Xtina is a master of subtlety, is always horny in the pussy and every time she’s picking a song she asks herself, “Will a stripper lick her nipple to this while pounding her crotch against the pole?”
The full version of “Fuck Your Body” (yes, that’s what it’s called and yes, I’ve already danced by myself to this piece of trash song in my kitchen) has been scrubbed from the Internet, so the demo version will have to do for now. Brace yourselves for what the Glittery Gays of YouTube, 13-year-old latch key kids and the parents of child beauty pageant queens will do with this song:
Why am I picture her singing this to a giant tube of red lipstick?
