What A Waste Of A Good Spliff
During her show in Amsterdam last night, Lady CaCa did what the Dutch do by taking a few hits from a spliff one of the Little Monsters gave her (at the 2:00 mark). It came in a fancy package and everything. Lady CaCa said that it wasn't enough to get her high before she threw it into the audience where I'm sure one of the crazed Little Monsters picked it up and has had it surgically implanted up into their b-hole. CaCa really should've smoked that whole spliff, but only because having that thing hanging out of her talk hole might've kept her from spitting out the worst Madge impersonation ever. It almost sounds like a Filipino grandma doing a British accent. My ears don't know what's happening. CaCa really is snatching everything from Madge including the bad shit.
BONUS: If you want to know what happens when you mix the weed munches and costumes that are 3 sizes too small, then go to the Daily Mail to see ten pounds of CaCa in a five pound CaCa bag. That pussy wedgie will make your coochie lips cringe. And it might take your eyes a few minutes to adjust and realize that you're not looking at a present day Vince Neil.
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Haha! Those photoshopped pictures of her "weight gain" are hilarious! Especially since she's been all over the place promoting her perfume these days and she's thin as hell.... Ugh, people are funny...... At least do something believable.. lol
My weight has gone up and down over the years and when it's going up, it's like I just wake up fat one day. I'll try to wear something I haven't worn in a while and think, "DAMN! What the fuck?" This is what some of those pictures remind me of. It's as if she hasn't realized it yet and still thinks she can pull off the skimpy costumes (even though they look very uncomfortable).
14lbs in a stone. And that is NOT a British accent. It is someone overarticulating and thinking they are doing a British accent where as we Brits think it is someone doing a posh American accent.
COKE BLOAT.
I don't think she has gained 30 lbs however. I'd say 16-17 and she is bloated/edema and wearing clothes that don't fit.
trying SO hard to stay relevant its sad
She is revolting. Her star is fading fast and she needs to stay relevant, 14 minutes, tic,toc,tic,toc.
I thought Gag Me's hair was LV brown now? The only thing that's going to help her looks is a LV bag over her head.
Wow, pot! Imagine someone being so edgy as to smoke it, like she does...
And then there is the munchies. Looks like she's been mainlining ben and jerry's--Honey, the meat skirt is not as slimming as you think it is...
PS. Those british tabloids are just a delight.
She's just making fun of Madonna. I don't think she's taking it seriously. The accent, I mean. Fail anyways.
That accent is called, "affected".
She fluctuates like crazy. For a while she was getting pretty plump, but she looks a little slimmer here. Probably a mixture of drugs and bulimia.
Her banter with the audience was just ok. Madonna in her prime, during her Blonde Ambition tour, was so much better. I loved the old Madonna when she was just a tough, vulgar Detroit bitch. Caca's trying to recapture that old magic but she's got nothing going on inside.
Whamo is a hipster?
I lived in Brooklyn and hipsters are everywhere and didn't see as pretentious to call them that for godsakes its like a cult they even all wear the same clothes ;p
No talent poseur, desperate gimmicks in order to stay "cool" and relevant. Does this give her 'street cred' or something? Oh, she's just so hardcore. Fugly, phony wannabe.
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Although Madonna is a hideous human being, she's always been publicly committed to a no-drug,healthy lifestyle. Gaga smokes something handed to her by a stranger and has gained a ton of weight in a short period of time. She should ditch the awful accent and copy Madonna's healthy lifestyle.
Esteem...She gained 30 pounds.... WTF has she been eating?!!! It feels like I just saw her in the magazines looking all thin and slim....WTH?
How hardcore, edgy and avant-garde of her. Someone should tell her that this was already passe when Molly Ringwald smoked a doob about three decades ago in "The Breakfast Club".
Wow! That's almost as edgy as the time she made the Judas video, all making fun of Jesus.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:07pm.
Whamo, if someone jumped off a
Oh, you covered that already!
Carry on!
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No probs...:P
WTH? Did she quit her coke habit? That looks like a 20 lb gain in a short time span.
No, she really is that dumpy.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:58pm.
It's cool! I know you weren't giving me shit! When I was in France and Spain a year ago, kilometers were getting on my nerves. I used to run in 10k races, so I'd be doing the 6.2 miles=10k math all the time. But I was usually speeding, because the speedometer in the car was metric!
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That fake accent...wtf?
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:49pm.
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LOL Deb, I have to look it up every single time too!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:19pm.
She's on her "princess high" phase, whatever that is, and keeps getting stoned all over europe, so she got fat because of the munchies. It's a perfomance about the decay of a popstar according to her. This pretentious bitch
Soooooo original of CaCa! hahaha
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It wasn't meant like "google it, you lazy!", it's just that I use that function nearly daily as I knit in english and am too lazy to convert 25,5 inches to centimetres in my head.
Bitch is really obnoxious and I hope she disappears, that said, puff, puff, pass.
I'm sure customs in Amsterdam are always amused by Americans landing and asking to be pointed to the nearest marijuana bar. Times have changed over there. The "Red Light District" is basically a couple blocks now.
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Thanks, tomahawk! I google all the time, but I wanted to actually ask you guys!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Thank you, IF!
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For saying that the DM pics were fakes. I posted, then saw that you wrote the same thing.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:12pm.
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You can always google it (love that function)
1 stone in lbs = 14
Have to do it all the time and they don't only use stone, but also kilo and lbs - you never know with the DM.
I actually came here because of that article. But if this video is from yesterday, the pics on the DM are fake.
And her accent sounds as well, but maybe it's not British, maybe it's Madonish.
Gross.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Thank you, IF!
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I cant stand her, so I'm not going to even watch this. She's so dumb. Is that Pdiddly in the ymca getup??
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Yeah that first DM pick is definitely photoshopped. And hilarious! If she's 5'1", she probably only gained like 10 lbs. Maybe she quit the coke or something. And she is so high school uncool w that "joint."
OMG, she's SO edgy!
Thank you, IF!
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Lucy - it's not a British accent. But her inflection IS more British than American.
Does anybody else think that the still photos are somehow smushed or altered? I mean in the spliff video, Caca definitely looks fleshier, but no way her thighs look as wide as the stills. Ah, fuck it.
Man, the Daily Mail is full of interesting/gross stuff. Formerly conjoined twins (with Mel Gibson!), recovered anorexics, Kim Zolciak...
Hey, speaking of British-speak, how many pounds in a "stone"?
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Those DM fat pics have to be faked. She looks nothing like that in that vid above. As in, she looks way slimmer.
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Oh, you covered that already!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:56pm.
That isn't a "British accent".
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Exactly. It's the one that Maddona does which is mid-Atlantic or something.
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Those fishnets she's sporting in the Daily Mail pictures make her look like a ham hanging in a deli window.
OMG! She smoked a spliff! That must be the most radical thing anyone in Amsterdam has seen since that last day that ended in "y".
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:45pm.
How come no-one adopts and Irish accent as an affectation?
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I do. But it only comes out when I'm drunk :P
That isn't a "British accent".
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 5:41pm.
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Whamo (good afternoon dear!) you use the C word all the time! Anyone using that can't talk!
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Yes but I'm not trying to be cool by doing so and yes dear I know you don't like me using that word but other people do it all the time!!!
This is where you say "ya so if others jumped off a bridge would you jump off too!?"
@ LS......Now you're just being pretentious.
LOL!! :P
Irish, a British accent is easier to do. I love me an Irish accent though and if I were famous I'd do that one! (and an Aussie one cuz I got pretty good at it after I took a vocal class a couple of years ago and we had to pick an accent to do.)
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How come no-one adopts and Irish accent as an affectation?
Why always British?
More racism!
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