White Oprah Does Not Party With Lindsay Lohan
As we all saw on the anti-drug PSA episode of Dr. Phil, White Oprah is not only the epitome of a responsible mother, but she's also a role model to all young women and she knows this which is why she'd never EVER party with her own daughter. The NYDN went from Long Island bar to Long Island bar and eventually they found White Oprah slumped under a pay phone while yelling at the cord dangling in front of her for calling her a bad mother. They waved half of a Xanax at her face, which made her slur out, "Half a Xanax? That'll get you one handy with a spit job. Drop 'em." When the NYDN told her they wanted to ask her a few questions instead, she agreed! It's nice to know that wherever you are and whatever you're doing, White Oprah is probably spitting out the opposite of the truth to some reporter.
On if she's true that she boozed it up with her daughter on her birthday: “My 80-year-old mother was there, and she’s Italian-American, and to be able to have a glass of red wine there for her is normal for our family. “Some people who want to quit drinking do it cold turkey and some do it gradually — you want to keep a balance. I don’t know what’s a right way or a wrong way.”
On how all of the illegal shit LiLo does should be blamed on her assistant Gavin: “I have questions about Gavin. There have been numerous incidents with Lindsay where he has been present. He was with her recently at [millionaire Sam Magid’s] party when she was falsely accused of burglarizing jewelry. It’s all very sketchy.”
On how she totally doesn't party with her daughter: “I don’t party with Lindsay. In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.”
"Because I wanted to see who enablers were." This bitch is a master at turning excuses out of a bull's colon into one hundred percent comedy! That really is a good line and she should take it even further."I only downed that entire bottle of vodka, because I wanted to make sure my SOBER daughter wasn't tempted! I only stole that money out of my daughter's purse, because I didn't want anybody else to steal it out of her purse! I only did all those lines on the table, because I wanted to make sure it was crushed Tic Tacs and not coke! It was coke!"
And here's LiLo carrying Domingo Zapata child in NYC last night. Domingo Zapata is that really rich "friend" of LiLo's. Either that boy is getting second-hand high from being that close to LiLo's face or his tummy hurts from all the diamond rings she made him swallow at Cartier.
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Domingo Zapata is a Spanish artist with a studio in the Bowery Hotel. He's also buds with Vikram Chatwal. Zapata has places in NY and LA and lets Lindsay use his cars; she was driving his Cayenne when she bumped that NY pedestrian recently. (Which one, right?)
“Some people who want to quit drinking do it cold turkey and some do it gradually — you want to keep a balance. I don’t know what’s a right way or a wrong way.”
Such BULLSHIT; white whore-prah needs to pull her head out of her ass. I don't know of ANY addction specialist who would say "some people do it gradually". You have to get rid of all alcohol out of your system; only an asshole like white whore-prah would stupidly say you can drink yourself to sobriety. What a fucking dumbass...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Wow..if a picture could speak a thousand words..Deluded drunk mom, pretends to help troubled, addict daughter. This makes Drew Barrymore, with her celebrity whore mother, look like a girl scout and troop leader back in the day.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
I refuse to believe this ho is 26...she has a double chin and already too much plastic surgery, she gets all these johns cause i guess she is amazing in bed, but damn why expose your kid to such a HUGE mess and such a lying sack of shit. Domingo must be seriously whipped....dumb ass...as far as WO's lies what else would anyone expect from her, she is a natural born liar, yet another trait Lie-lo has inherited from her examplar mother. I DESPISE THIS ENTIRE FAMILY (except for NaNa)...I say lets kidnap NaNa and free her from this fuckery.
pills, coke, adderal, champagne and you too can numb yourself out to be the nastiest girl in bed ever. I think she does this, my opinion is that she is a lesbian, but in classic prostitue fashion, knows she must please men to obtain money, drugs, contracts, jobs, clothes, hotel rooms and continutes to do so. I feel the drugs make it easier to do this kind of thing. Seems to me the only time she was halfway out of trouble was with ol Sam RO.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
omg. so funny. google image search dina lohan young, and as one dlister said, watch the first pic that comes up. it was of a young Dina, looking totally Italian American with brunette hair. Blonde her whole life? bitch please!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:48pm.
She doesn't party with her cause nether one of them want their drugs ripped off by the other when either one passes out. How do you go from a glass of wine with granny to quitting cold turkey (and DTs)?
She went to clubs with Lindsay to get her connections, she was tired of Lilo jacking her every time she had her score for her.
I'll bet more that one of Linds friends got laid by her mom. It must be quite the thing to lose your virginity getting laid AND getting anal all on the same day!
excellent insight. Lohan posts make my day. Is it wrong that I experience schadenfreude over them?
This whole family needs a phyciatrist who enjoys a challenge. They are just a complete waste of Co2.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:38pm.
That's what I'm afraid of. When I heard she was going by herself to Korea, it was the first thing that popped in mind, especially since her mom clearly has no problem with her daughters hooking as long as it makes HER money and supplies them with drugs'n'cars to crash.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What a flithy piece of dirty skank whore she is. They all are for that matter. It is proof of the decline of western civilisation that lying infected slimball sluts like this are allowed to walk free.
Awwww look it's a 40+ year old hooker and her Madam. But which is which?
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Shiitake happens...
"Because I wanted to see who enablers were."
No mirrors, sweetheart?
You can practically hear Dina saying "Honey please; suck in that coke bloat a little more for me, couldja? You know the camera adds ten pounds!"
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:38pm.
Ed, she's hooking in Korea.
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She is? From that pic, I don't know if she has model chops... I remember she was very pretty a while back. Wonder how she's doing? ;)
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I honestly think she has an eating disorder she's getting help from, it was hinted in the blind. I have to search for it - if I remember correctly, it was from Crazy Days and Nights. Though, Adderall is a perfect way to lose weight... so could be that as well!
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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:57pm.
I remember something like that also and read something about a sister becoming addicted to a drug...maybe adderall, just like her big sister.
Submitted by beepboopbleep on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:53pm.
I remember something like that also and read something about a sister becoming addicted to a drug...maybe adderall, just like her big sister.
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Listen up --
There was a blind item a little back that hinted Ali woud be headed to rehab soon for 30+ days. Shortly after that blind, it was reported Ali would be headed to work in Japan for 30+ days. The blind coincided with Ali's "work trip".
Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:37pm.
NOW that pic is proof not everyone has what it takes to be a model.
Poor girl. I hope her and the other kids are not under the same delusion as the rest of that fucked up family and can get away from these a-holes to make some kind of decent lives for themselves.
Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:37pm.
Exactly...but I kinda liked Ali and really if she can be successful anywhere, even if it is Korea, I actually hope the best for her.
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Ed, she's hooking in Korea.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 3:05pm.
"In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were."
Wasn't Lindsay underage in the "early years"? So why not, uh, FORBID her and PREVENT her from going to the clubs? You know, make the enablers an irrelevence, rather than seeing who they were (ooooh, "seeing" them - big talk).
Yes Lisbet...which only further proves what a POS mother she was/is. Basically Lindsay was allowed to do whatever she wanted and the clubs also are partly to blame IMO.
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Where in the world is Alaina Lohan in all this mess?? She went to Thailand in July for a month to "model" and she's never been seen again.
And here's a recent "modeling" picture of her:
http://i.cocoperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/aliana-t-lohan-prvcy-d...
Dayum! She used to be cute but she is FUUUGGGG!
If Dina Liehan tells you it's sunny and hot outside, grab a coat and an umbrella.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:08pm.
Obviously anyone who would trust Crackhan with a child is unfit to be a parent.
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Yes.
In the main pic they look like someone filled them with Vaium, rolled them in cooties and cig ashes, then beat the crap out of them with a "getthefuckoffme" stick.
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Obviously anyone who would trust Crackhan with a child is unfit to be a parent.
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I can see her implants...nasty
Miz Vavoline
Gavin, girl, you better be seeing out resumes ASAP!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
How does this worn out mess (Blohan) still have friends? That Burrito Zapata dude must be a customer.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Domingo Zapata sounds like the moustached bandito in a grainy Mexican Western from the early 60s.
And it never snows in Minnesota.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 3:25pm.
Lmao. But she's only a pretend pro Foxxy! She can't up her game because she's freaking coked and drunk all the time. ;-)
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:57pm.
Not that I'd wanna see this, but how is there NOT a Lindsey sex tape? You know she's fucked for drugs/money and you know somebody has taped it.
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They'd still release one, if they thought it would "help" them. And we'd be talking about it, if nothing else, so let's not pretend no one cares.
I think there are two reasons:
(1) Would you want evidence that you had done anything even remotely sexual with Lohan?
(2) Most of her money seems to come from prostitution, whatever she prefers to call it. Her dwindling band of johns would run like hell if they thought there was any chance of a sextape.
Yes, those pictures of you making out with your own daughter were just you looking out for her.
I wouldn't be surprised if these two had done some actual incestuous lesbian fuckery. They're basically identical except for age and level of sun damage, and they're such arrogant self-loving twats that I could totally see them doing some Narcissus shit.
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I don't understand why someone hasn't tricked her into giving a (drunken) blowjob to a loaded shotgun yet. Also applies to you, LieLow.
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 3:19pm.
*rolls eyes and snorts* nah. a real pro would have taken the kid to an animal shelter and adopted a puppy for him
/Kardashians now furiously scribbling notes and googling animal shelters...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@luvsmekitty -- no problem, glad to help. and it frightens me that i understand how her mind works ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PR Rehab 101: Bring out a kid.
Man, Lindsay's face looks so 'done'.
Quite sad she has such a plastic visage at 26.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:49pm.
Lyndsay: 'See imma good person I can carry a kid that does not need to be carried!'
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She ripped off somebody's kid???
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Thank you Foxxy!
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:57pm.
Not that I'd wanna see this, but how is there NOT a Lindsey sex tape? You know she's fucked for drugs/money and you know somebody has taped it.
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Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 1:31pm.
"See? I'm maternal! I'm carrying this kid! Who's kid is this?"
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Wait a minute... who's got the dranks and smokes? Come back here, sketchy bitches!! olol
They look like sisters, 5 years apart... AHAHAAHAHHA
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“I don’t party with Lindsay. In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.”
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All she has to do is look in the mirror to find out "who the enablers are." In reality, she wanted to ID the "enablers" so she could get drugs from them. This entire family is a bunch of gutter snipes.
"In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were."
Wasn't Lindsay underage in the "early years"? So why not, uh, FORBID her and PREVENT her from going to the clubs? You know, make the enablers an irrelevence, rather than seeing who they were (ooooh, "seeing" them - big talk).
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:29pm.
"I read the first question a bunch of times and still can't figure out WTF she is trying to get at in her answer."
oh, please allow me to give you a Delusional Drunk Pillhead-to-English translation:
"“My 80-year-old mother was there, and she’s Italian-American, and to be able to have a glass of red wine there for her is normal for our family" = "my mother is the second coming of Long Island Jesus, and she converted into a single glass of red wine the double vodka/soda the entire restaurant server and management staff saw Lindsay slamming down at my birthday party"
“Some people who want to quit drinking do it cold turkey and some do it gradually — you want to keep a balance. I don’t know what’s a right way or a wrong way.” = "i've been drinking with Lindsay before,during and after she got out of rehab and i don't give a fuck what you think about it"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Come on people they have standards!
If she's a natural blond:
http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2011/10/lohan-baby.jpg
Then I am too!
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"In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.”
yep, that happens to me all of the time too. i frequently go places with people to see who the enablers are. because i want to get to know those enablers too, dammit!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Not that I'd wanna see this, but how is there NOT a Lindsey sex tape? You know she's fucked for drugs/money and you know somebody has taped it.