Would You Hit It?
In case you missed Joseph Gordon-Levitt's chicken cordon bleu man titties flopping up and down, here he is impregnating the floor during his Ode to Magic Mike performance on SNL last night. I know JGL has been grown for a long time now, but it still surprises me that that he no longer has the body of a skinny ass 10-year-old boy (or like Parasite Hilton) and that his luscious chichis have grown in. Getting the tingles from watching JGL butt fuck the air made me realize that I'd probably also get the tingles from watching an evil spirit being passed into the body of a terrified chicken during an exorcism ritual, because that's what he looked like.
With that being said, I'd still hit it even though when I saw GIFs of this early this morning I thought it was Billy Bush.
And click here for a better version that doesn't make you feel like you're looking at it through a broken View-Master.
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Yes. Yes I would. 1oo times over, every day, all day, all year, right now, tomorrow, yesterday, 1952, 2030, anytime, anywhere, always YES.
YES!!!!!!!!! 100 times over, yes!!! All day, everyday, right now, later, tomorrow, yesterday, 1952, 2030, ALWAYSSSSSS!
Meh, I don't think I prefer JGL like this. I liked him better when he didn't look like a Hollywood robot. Skinny, but adorable and modest looking.
YES!!!! PLEASE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Yes, Yes I would! I would debautch + corrupt that man for days.
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"Everyone knows I have the best taint!"
**Siphoned_Dreamz**
I swear JG-L broke his left ankle during that skit. When he went to the ground, I was like "OMG, he just broke his damn foot!"
if not, then at least a good sprain. Damn!
Yes. Yes, I would.
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
That was hilarious, but no, he's not my type.
Yes please. In fact, i'm hitting the laptop screen right now. Ima replay it over and over again, and I'll keep on hitting the laptop screen over and over again.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:58pm.
View-Master should sue Apple/iPad for patent infringement: "It scrolls through a photo log with the click of a finger!"
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Ahahahaha. Good one, but knowing Apple, it's going to be the other way around. They'll sue and claim that they had a patent for that decades ago, and will get some judge in California to agree with them about the View Master stealing the "look and feel" of the iPad who also will call the VM "not cool enough".
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:07pm.
Because I like JGL (and he's smart enough to follow my tumblr), I'm going to assume he put up at least a little resistance when his agent informed him that he was to host this shit show.
The word for the day is optimism.
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Really? I like him but I don't have a Tumblr account. I bet you're not going to share the link but what's yours about?
Btw, what's all this talk about your shiny hair? Doggy has it out for you. LOL.
Am I the only one seeing a chimpanzee doing a monologue? Why does he look like a chimp? I can't. Put me on Team No.
He is a decent actor and was funny on 3rd Rock from the Sun.
Yes. Yes I would. In fact, I'm pulling put my vibrator right now, and hitting the refresh button. (whaaattt? fuck you, I'm single and hard up. I'm gonna diddle my drunk self to this shit and love it. ).
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Even though he's a little short for my taste I've always had a "thing" for JGL. Loved him in a little movie called Uncertainty. Surprisingly my fave skit from last night wasn't this one, it was the one with him and the two black guys discussing fashion and he was acting all hard and down like Eminem. "A scardigan,son!"
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
needs to do abit of ab work.
Um, yes, yes I would.
Holy hotness. He has...rhythm. :P
Thank you for posting this, MK, b/c the NBC site cut it from the "full episode" for some reason!
The part where he humped on the girl in the audience until she fell out of her seat....lmao!
Hellz to the yes
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
What The Breakdown said. Mmmmm.
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I'd hit that until he needed a wheelchair...for life!
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This is my pretend boyfriend and obviously this was a joke......he wasn't cast in that movie for a reason....not really the right type for that role :)
Woohoo! JGL forever! Love him. I have these little visions of us sitting on the back porch; me pickin' a banjo, him strumming guitar like him and The Zooey. I don't crush much any more but when I do I do it right.
Of course I'd hit it. He can air fuck me anytime he wants.
Hell, I wish I was that floor he was grinding on.
But MK, you didn't answer if you'd hit it!!!
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
He shivered me timbers when I saw this last night. So yes, I would so hit it...over and over again
Hi...I'm here for the gangbang
Green Tea Latte,
That was Killam in the hypnotist sketch, not Sudeikis.
Hmm could have sworn he was hairier and trimmer...my mistake then. I had partaken in a few adult beverages :)
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Ew, no. Okay, yes. I'd hit it with Mike's shiny hair.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
*lmfao* ooh, oooh, ooooh, -- now do glambert and gladys...!!!!
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Ha! I had a run-in with Gladys about a year ago. I had her reply as my siggie, she tried to call me a retard but missed a word out or misspelt it, hahahah!
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El B, ahahaha! Hey remember how someone called you El Retardo? Who was it?
THATS IT! I was the first to call MYSELF that, years ago. My siggie from Gladys was something like " You should called el retardo" or something like that, missed a word out. :)
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
*lmfao* ooh, oooh, ooooh, -- now do glambert and gladys...!!!!
;-D
Ha! I had a run-in with Gladys about a year ago. I had her reply as my siggie, she tried to call me a retard but missed a word out or misspelt it, hahahah!
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El B, ahahaha! Hey remember how someone called you El Retardo? Who was it?
Some stills: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2207345/Joseph-Gordon-Levit... the top pic is particularly nomnomnommy but I gotta say I'll pass on JGL...too short. Taran has let himself go a little...he's been in better shape, yes I've noticed :) must be the recent marriage. Sudekis wasn't half bad in his skivvies either for the hypnotist sketch...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Get in my belly.
I love JGL. He looked the hottest in Inception and TDKR.
I only made it halfway through the video before rewinding to watch his hip thrusts at about 1:14. But strippers are gross, especially the male ones. Didnt bother to see Magic Mike.
The fact that him and channing are best friends turns me on. I picture them both dancing to Pony. I mean for training purposes lol
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:19pm.
I'm getting the feeling that this could turn into death by snu-snu for JGL.
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You are awesome and I love you for making this Futurama reference (and from one of THE BEST episodes, too!).
he has that forever young kinda face, not my style. I do like that he doesn't take himself too seriously in this though.
or hopefully he doesn't 'cause he looked awkward doing those moves.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I have had an unhealthy love for this man since "Brick".
Then that became an unhealthy obsession after "500 days of Summer".
Now, after this skit, I think I have ventured to a madness that now means I must watch this on an infinite loop for a couple days.... : )
I think I am going to like this madness
Because I like JGL (and he's smart enough to follow my tumblr), I'm going to assume he put up at least a little resistance when his agent informed him that he was to host this shit show.
The word for the day is optimism.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
"she tried to call me a retard but missed a word out or misspelt it, hahahah!"
/peeing myself
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm over him.
I just couldn't. I still see him as little Tommy from Third Rock From the Sun. :(
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Yes it did have the same spirit as the Farley sketch but I have to say I laughed my ass off when the fat guy striped to his second vest.
Miss my Farley though..mention of his name makes me sad :(
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Amen sistah!
-jc_
LOVE him, but he did not look hot doing the Magic Mike routine.
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LMAO!
JEAH!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
*lmfao* ooh, oooh, ooooh, -- now do glambert and gladys...!!!!
;-D
Ha! I had a run-in with Gladys about a year ago. I had her reply as my siggie, she tried to call me a retard but missed a word out or misspelt it, hahahah!
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
I give it 6 swims!
Till it limps and cries for it's mom.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 3:30pm.
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*backs away, avoids eye contact*
What. The. Hell.
Awwwwwwww, little DListed virgin :( Haven't met the same-o same-o Mrs PCampbell yet? :)
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
if i were a wee bit younger, fo sho. i thought he was very efficiently hot in Inception.