Make Room At The Children's Table, Basement Baby!
It's only been eight months since the reincarnation of Jesus was born and named after a Central Florida strip club, but Hollywood Life is saying that the makers of Creme de la Mer diaper cream and chinchilla bibs are getting ready for more orders, because Beyonce and Jay-Z are having another chosen child of the 1%. Beyonce went to a restaurant in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Manhattan a couple of nights ago and if you tilt your head, squint your eyes and try to imagine smelling the scent of sweat gathered under a first trimester baby pillow, you sort of see a bump there...but not really. Beyonce's probably just clenching her stomach to push out an after-dinner fart.
Some source also tells Media Takeout that Beyonce is about 3 months knocked up and will have her second kid sometime in the spring and will probably name it Thistle Hibiscus (the color blue and plants are so 2012). But Tina Knowles tells Access Hollywood that tabloid reporters shouldn't run to Tribeca to knock on every apartment door hoping to find a pregnant South American surrogate, because Beyonce's Tempur-Pedic baby pillows are still hanging in her closet and she's not pregnant, but "it’s gonna happen when it’s time, but not right now.”
Normally, I wouldn't trust one word coming out of Tina Knowles' mouth, because she promised eternal happiness to Ariel and we all know what happened there, but I believe her this time. If Beyonce was expecting another chosen one, she wouldn't make it be known by flashing a tiny bump at a restaurant in Washington Heights! Beyonce would stay hidden for months and then on the night of the presidential inauguration ball in January, she'd put on a Lady Liberty costume, sit on a giant bald eagle and wave as she's lowered onto the stage. As soon as her foot stepped onto the stage, she'd rip off her gown to unveil a giant bump with an American flag (but instead of stars, there'd be tiny Beyonce & Jay-Z heads on the blue part) painted on it. When Beyonce announces shit, Beyonce ANNOUNCES shit.
Although, Basement Baby went to an amfAR gala in Milan the other night and she did look like she was carrying a baby up in her afro....
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Saltydog, I've been waiting for Solange to put out another album for a while. I don't have her first one but I liked what I heard. I'll be looking out for her next album! XD
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
'tempur-pedic baby pillow' -hahahaha
I love MK
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VILE - Linda La Hughes (gimme, gimme)
IF Beyonce is actually pregnant, it will be the first time (not second).
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:25am.
And I don't care; I like Solange's style.
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Me Too!! I really like this white dress - I'm getting a studio 54/Halston vibe, and love her natural, full fro.
beyonce looks like she's wearing a reject dress from the Dynasty wardrobe and a halloween store wig.
Loopy, D-D-D-D-D... L-L-L-L-L... I-I-I-I-I... S-S-S-S-S... T-T-T-T-T... E-E-E-E-E... D-D-D-D-D!
We’re cool, we’re strong, you better bring it on... lololol
We got four and four on the team already but we need some more cheers! ;)
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Poor Solange. Beyonce more than took her fair share in the looks department.
lol foxxy & within
go get your poms poms. but you need to put in your roll call too!
Hahaha Loopy, *drops pom poms and climbs the pyramid*
... hurry up cuz we're gonna fall! lolllol
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Solange looks pretty! ;p
"Creme de la Mer diaper cream and chinchilla bibs" - lol but soooo true!
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Solange is a badass. She doesn't give a fuck.
I love Solange and can't wait for her next album! Her last album was better than any that Beyonce has ever released as a solo artist, including her first which was basically 4 good tracks/singles then a whole lot of crap.
Is that the Tom Ford that Gywnnie wore? Solange looks good with a full fro.
I certainly hope, if this is true, she heeded the last trainwreck in the press and shows a bare belly shot or something...or I can just avoid all the Beyonce threads until it's over. Lol.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 2:17pm.
say "Loopy!" what?what? say "Loopy!" what?
say "Loopy!" what?what? say "Loopy!" what?
say "Loopy!" what?what? say "Loopy!" what?
say "Loopy!" what?what? say "Loopy!" what?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I love Solange's dress. I love her style.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
solange was the best cheerleader in bring it all or nothing.
she brought hood style to cheerleading and won rihanna's competition, but i dont think they won nationals.
roll call!
im loopy, im pretty, and im cute, im hot and im everything you're not! say what? loopy? say who? gorilla...whats my name bitch!
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:44am.
Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex?
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I'm not sure what it is but knee high CFBs are the ultimate in "leave those ON!" It makes you look slutty...but in a good slut way. LOL!
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I haz de dumz. What are CFBs?
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I think it is usually CFMB, or "Come Fuck Me Boots". In other words, knee-high or so leather boots.
OMG that means solange now has 2 backup dancers for her shimimi ms fancy nails barbie.
bring it all or nothing!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:53am.
louise, i don't remember much about it, I just remember the creepy lil girl.
Ophelia, I neeeeed a friend who watched Dr P! that trick yesterday was a MESSSSS, as was Octo!
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Hey I'm your Dr. P fwend Snowy. The Robert Blake interview was soooo creepy. There's an exclusive interview on Friday with a mystery guest...hmmmm who could it be?? Maybe Brandon and his mom will do an intervention for the whole Blohan family.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:37am.
That's a gorgeous pair of fuckme pumps.
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Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex? I'm sorry but I do not find anything even remotely hot about that.
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High heels equate to sex. They elongate the leg and give the calf that extra muscle. I'm not straight but heels on women are sexy.
look at this sow:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2208209/Kim-Kardashian-goes...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
NO!
No more mini assholes for this family please.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:44am.
Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex?
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I'm not sure what it is but knee high CFBs are the ultimate in "leave those ON!" It makes you look slutty...but in a good slut way. LOL!
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I haz de dumz. What are CFBs?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Get it, Solange! I've always had a soft spot for her, and she looks damn good in these photos.
My guy likes it when I wear heels as well ;)
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WALKING DEAD Season 3 premiere: October 14, 2012
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:37am.
That's a gorgeous pair of fuckme pumps.
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Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex? I'm sorry but I do not find anything even remotely hot about that.
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Me neither. Pokes holes in your best sheets. I think it's the way it keeps shaping your calves, but mostly the idea of it.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I saw that special on TLC in the summer! I'm going to dvr that bad boy, thanks for the heads-up. I don't normally pay attention to Dr. Phil either.
I have no comment on the Knowles family, I just came here to bitch about how horrible Media Takeout is. I swear it's owned and operated by a bunch of retards. Makes the Weekly World News look like the goddamn Wall Street Journal.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:45am.
louise! I know, I can't wait...I dvr Dr. Phil (so shoot me! yesterday he had Octomom on acting like a speed freak
I am not judging I just don't want you to end up in the panel ;/)
louise, i don't remember much about it, I just remember the creepy lil girl.
Ophelia, I neeeeed a friend who watched Dr P! that trick yesterday was a MESSSSS, as was Octo!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:45am.
louise! I know, I can't wait...I dvr Dr. Phil (so shoot me! yesterday he had Octomom on acting like a speed freak!)
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What is up with her mouf ? She has had more work done I think because her face and lips were really puffy.. oh and what did you think of that trick that left her 4 kids home alone but asks Dr. Shill to help her find a man ?
I can't believe I watch this shit.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:44am.
Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex?
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I'm not sure what it is but knee high CFBs are the ultimate in "leave those ON!" It makes you look slutty...but in a good slut way. LOL!
Snowy- it's 2005 in my house and we don't have a DVR. Booo! What do you think about their whole situation?
That's just bey's spanx riding up. Basement baby is a homely bitch!
louise! I know, I can't wait...I dvr Dr. Phil (so shoot me! yesterday he had Octomom on acting like a speed freak!)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex?
They dont want to see your corns or hammertoes?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:37am.
That's a gorgeous pair of fuckme pumps.
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Could you (or anyone else) PLEASE explain to me, why guys think it's hot when you leave your heels on during sex? I'm sorry but I do not find anything even remotely hot about that.
Food baby?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She's about as likely to birth out another human being as I am (and believe me, that is NEVER happening).
Hate both their dresses in the main pic, Solange's isn't as bad as Bey's, but LOVES BEY's SHOES!! That's a gorgeous pair of fuckme pumps.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hekki- completely off topic, but remember that little schizophrenic girl who had the TLC show over the summer? I think her named was Jannie? She and her family are going to be on Dr. Phil today. I can't watch, because I have school but I thought I'd let you know in case you are interested.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:25am.
And I don't care; I like Solange's style.
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Me too. Certainly better than Beyonce's.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:25am.
This always happens. As soon as you adopt, you get pregnant with a bio baby
ahahaha!! you nailed it Hekki.
I don't think I can take another round of Bouncy baby news coverage. Please let it be false.
Bee is the better looking sis. No arguing about that!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:25am.
This always happens. As soon as you adopt, you get pregnant with a bio baby! Good luck getting rid of the back-to-back baby weight.
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ahahahaha! SNAP!
Why would people in Milan be interested in Basement Baby other than for the fact she's Beyonce's sister. It's like the scene in Golden Girls where they're at an event and the host says "Don Johnson couldn't be here but we have his suit" and they hold up his clothes on a hanger for applause.
(On the DVD commentary Queen Bea says that probably was her favorite scene the entire series)
This always happens. As soon as you adopt, you get pregnant with a bio baby! Good luck getting rid of the back-to-back baby weight.
And I don't care; I like Solange's style.
She's pregnant all right. Pregnant with horrible fashion sense. NO.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Oh Lordy! Given the hype over the last pregnancy, I hope this is not true.
Have to admit, I always thought Basement Baby was far prettier than her big sis. She is far more natural-looking. Beyonce looks like she was made in a factory.