14-Year-Old Jaden Smith Is A Rapper Now
I once worked at a company a million years ago where the owner believed that the best way to run a business was to hire as many of his own blood relatives as possible. The owner had this nephew who dropped out from the University of Phoenix Online (Who in the HELL drops out of the University of Phoenix Online?!), didn't finish his courses at DeVry and only had "clerk at Kinko's" on his resume under past employment, so naturally he was made Director of Marketing of the company. Dude really tried to do a good job, but I've heard better ideas from a 4-year-old on a sugar high and "awkward" doesn't begin to describe the presentations he'd give to the entire company. Dude's presentations were as cringe-worthy as watching your piece try to get it up by furiously fapping with his own saliva while you hug a pillow hoping for it to end.
The whole "nephew of the owner of the company" thing is the first thing I thought of when watching Jaden Smith's new rap video. FOR WHY?! Jaden is only 14 years old, so he should be snorting bath salts under the bleachers like a normal high school freshmen and not rapping about dating older women who do yoga. My soul is doing the downward NO to that one. This is what happens when a latch key kid has an unlimited allowance and an iPhone contact list full of music industry executives who owe his daddy a favor. If you strapped that video to a heart monitor, the only thing you'd see on the screen is a flat line. Jaden's voice is monotone as hell. Not to mention that his facial expressions go from "a stoned Doug" to an "extra smug Dylan McKay."
First, music gets this song from Jaden Smith and then Andy Williams dies. Music, you can stay under the covers today. It's not your day. And now for a palate cleanser:
via HuffPo
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Submitted by lislop on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 11:54pm.
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Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:02pm.
I'm thinking about enrolling into the University of Phoenix online to get outta this dead end job rut. Has anyone gone and has it worked out? Meaning did you get a job that is worth all those loans...
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do not go through the university of phoenix. Instead check out your local community college. most colleges now have classes you can take online to earn your degree. Much much much more affordable.
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Agree! A local community college is a much better option. If you need a 4 year degree, you can transfer to a community university.
Research the pay salary and demand for your
chosen profession. Look around you. What are the jobs of the future. Try career workshops. Many public libraries offer them for free. I think community colleges also offer them for non-enrolled students.
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I second that. There are a lot of area colleges across the U.S. (community, state colleges) that are a far better option than this for profit schools that will run you like 10,000+ a year. A ft enrollment at local colleges run less than half that with better curriculum.
I know I'd like this if Austin Powers was singing it!!
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LOL there are kids his age who can play Listz and Beethoven or do advanced Math & Physics. He doesn't even have the talent to perform a sub-par rap dirge.
Awww RIP Andy. :(
Sorry I missed ya Twatty! ☺
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This kid has no fucking talent whatsoever. Ugly little punk.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I muted the sound and just watched the "film-making".
Wow! I'm dizzy!!
Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:02pm.
I'm thinking about enrolling into the University of Phoenix online to get outta this dead end job rut. Has anyone gone and has it worked out? Meaning did you get a job that is worth all those loans...
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do not go through the university of phoenix. Instead check out your local community college. most colleges now have classes you can take online to earn your degree. Much much much more affordable.
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Agree! A local community college is a much better option. If you need a 4 year degree, you can transfer to a community university.
Research the pay salary and demand for your
chosen profession. Look around you. What are the jobs of the future. Try career workshops. Many public libraries offer them for free. I think community colleges also offer them for non-enrolled students.
ohhhh lord! our new tupac has arrived.
*sings* every other city we go, every other video, no matter where I go, I see the same hoe.
Is talent hereditary? I ain't hearing any here.
He and his sister make Another Bad Creation seem like The Platters in comparison.
This little fuckin wanna be hood rat is about as "street" as his dad was. Fakers and frauds, the whole family. He is painfully untalented.
Good God, so this is what music has come to?
I need a dramamine, this shit is making me ill.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:36pm.
Hockey fan -- OMG, I just mentioned this at my high school reunion the other day: I saw AC/DC in concert back in like '81 or '82 when Bon Scott was still alive. They were amazing, though I don't remember much because you got high off of just the fumes in the arena.
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Twatty-- LOL! Yep, AC/DC and KISS were the most pot-fuelled shows I ever saw. Saw Def Leppard in concert in California once (outdoors) and there was so much pot stank in the air, I got a fucking migraine. (I can't do pot, it kills my head.)
Bon Scott...now there was a talent.
it's nice and all that his family has enough $ to just throw around for their kids to play in the entertainment biz
seriously the monotone puts me to sleep. i think he could find much success in doing the voice in the meditation field or put out some sleep music so all of us who have trouble falling asleep can find some relief.
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:02pm.
I'm thinking about enrolling into the University of Phoenix online to get outta this dead end job rut. Has anyone gone and has it worked out? Meaning did you get a job that is worth all those loans...
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do not go through the university of phoenix. Instead check out your local community college. most colleges now have classes you can take online to earn your degree. Much much much more affordable.
Hockey fan -- OMG, I just mentioned this at my high school reunion the other day: I saw AC/DC in concert back in like '81 or '82 when Bon Scott was still alive. They were amazing, though I don't remember much because you got high off of just the fumes in the arena.
Within -- hey, babe!
girlfromipanema -- yeah, I know of Bebel. Thanks for the mention, though.
Mustang Sally -- yeah, Chicago is an awesome city; I'm so proud of it. Do you happen to watch "Boss"?
Gaslight -- thanks for the accurate quote!
bambam -- ugh, Milton Berle. That dude was so repulsive-looking I wouldn't care how big it was.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:36pm.
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Damn that was good. I love the old stuff. It reminds me of this one by Nat King Cole.
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God, I loved Nat King Cole. My grandma used to play his records all the time-- I remember being horrified as an 8 year old when she said, "He has a lovely voice for a Negro." I was like, Damn!! (Don't be hatin-- she'd be over 100 now, it was a different time...still...)
But I am sooooooo glad my parents played as much music as they did in our house. My dad loved Vikki Carr, and my mom played EVERYTHING-- Andy, Dean Martin, Perry Como, the Bee Gees, Elvis.. there was always music playing in our house. I learned to appreciate fantastic singers (prolly explains why I hate all this auto-tune shit out there nowadays). My sister and I would be cranking AC/DC and Michael jackson upstairs, Mom would be rockin to Andy, and my dad would have the radio on outside. I loved my childhood.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:47pm.
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I'm assuming you both know Bebel Gilberto. But if not, check her out! Both her parents collaborated with Jobim. Her dad is one of the founders of bossa nova.
I also like Tropicalia, a sort of off-shoot to bossa nova.
Fucking fuck. First Phyllis Diller and now Andy Williams? My fucking childhood smashed in two fell swoops. Hating life.
Oh yea and all the Smiths are hella annoying! Screw this kid's rap career (if that's what it is called) to hell!!!!
I'm thinking about enrolling into the University of Phoenix online to get outta this dead end job rut. Has anyone gone and has it worked out? Meaning did you get a job that is worth all those loans...
I dropped out of University of Phoenix. I got bored. Now there's a judgment for that? Really MK. (I weep inside)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Don't like the Smiths cause they r fake.When will Jada and Will come out??
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
I've been in choirs my whole life (in Jr High, I was in 2 choirs!) and I've gotten a chance to familiarize myself with lots of old stuff.
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I didn't know who Andy Williams was either but I googled and it turns out I've heard quite a bit of his music. RIP
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 6:54pm.
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Yeah I guess he was a brown bagger for the ladies. But he had money, that's two outta three, I'm just sayin'. :P
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Hi Mustang Sally!
*waves*
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"as cringe-worthy as watching your piece try to get it up by furiously fapping with his own saliva while you hug a pillow hoping for it to end." - rotflmao MK, too vivid and TMI HAHAHAHA! ;D
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bambam - at a Friars' Club memorial for Berle.
"We are here to honor Milton Berle, who passed away on March 27th," he went on. "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried."
Unfortunately,it was attached to the rest of him - yeah, not a big Milton Berle fan, here.
Twatty - yes, I've seen exactly that quote by Ava and, also, I'm jealous of you, since you live in Chicago. Love that city!
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Can he hurry up and turn 18 so I can call him a smug piece of shit?
I believe the quote that Ava said about Frank Sinatra who was 120 pounds was: "there's ten pounds of Frank and 110 pounds of cock!"
Frank Sinatra and his big peen, hah! Milton Berle called him kid and he meant it like you think he meant it.
Milton Berle said his was so big that in a big dick contest he only pulls out enough to win. Bwahahahahahahaha!
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I'm not watching this little shit "sing"; he ruined Karate Kid for me. Fucker.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:30pm.
Who the eff is Andy Williams?
Off topic, a smelly asshole sat next to me in my class this morning, and I wanted to punch him for being so goddamn rude for suffocating everyone around him. Fuck you stinky!
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I hate that! I also hate those that show up in fucking PJ's and slippers like it's a damn lounge. They don't have books, paper, the notes printed or anything but they sure as shit have their cellphones to text. Eh, I'm going a class now. UGH
OT: My mom literally cried this afternoon about Andy Williams. She might still be crying, I ran my ass out of there.
will not listen to this one expressioned smug asshole of a kid.
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I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
This kid proves that just because the parents have talent does NOT mean the kid/s will too. This was a drag. I felt myself getting dragged down, nodding out, drooling. Fuckin awful. Someone kick this snotrag up outta hurrrrrrrrr ....
Andy Williams, RIP. You were always one of my ma's favorites.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Mustang Sally -- I'm in Chicago, and Frank had a special affinity for our town, and we went crazy every time he sang "My Kind of Town." Did you ever read what Ava Gardner wrote about Frank? She said he weighed 110 pounds (this was when she first married him), but that 10 pounds of it was his cock. Funny. Yeah, he was a great actor, too. Multi-talented at everything. I know if I had met him I would have fallen in love immediately.
I remember the first time I realized there would be no more Andy Williams Christmas special. It was the same sad feeling as finding out there was no Santa Claus.
I always admired the way he stood by Claudine Longet. I believe she would still appear on the Christmas show even after they divorced. That is how a real man treats the mother of his children.
Love the nepotism rant, MK, and totally co-sign it. My daughter has to deal with it big-time at university. Spawn of faculty get all the goodies-internships, TA's, study abroad, etc.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 4:41pm.
Lucky you, to have seen him three times (clothed, unfortunately). He was a really good actor, as well - very underrated.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Mustang Sally -- oh, Frank was the shizz. A talented Italian guy with a huge peen AND blue eyes -- I would have been beside myself! I read the book his valet wrote about life with Frank. He caught a glimpse of Frank coming out of the shower one time. He described his penis as "gargantuan." It's not every day you get a chance to throw that word around. I was lucky enough to have seen him in concert 3 times -- he was amazing, even as an older dude.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:47pm.
Yep, I remember when she killed Spider Sabitch. Andy Williams stood by her throughout that whole mess and was by her side all during the court case. The Stones did an amusing song about that case, called 'Claudine'. It was too controversial to be released in 1980 and was removed from the album Emotional Rescue but it was released in 2011 (just a bit later☺). She was such a beautiful woman.
Sinatra - he was the best. No one could sing the way he did. He might have mopped the floor with you. He had a HUGE penis and had special underwear made to hide it - while he was performing, I mean. Performing songs, Twatty.☺
girlfromipanema - Nara Leao is terrific. Don't know how I missed her. Thank you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Sounds like his brat needs more source material other than chicks and his daddy's money.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
So sad about Andy William's death.
On the bright side, a new musical genius was born today! *sarcasm*
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Mustang Sally -- that's it; that's the exact Sinatra/Jobim duo I was talking about! OMG, Frank was so damn sexy -- I would have mopped the floor with him!!! I appreciate the bossa nova music in both Portuguese & American, but I'm glad the American singers brought it to the American people.
girlfromipanema -- thanks for the Nara Leao suggestion; I love all the bossa nova suggestions I can get.
Speaking of Andy Williams, does anyone remember his ex-wife Claudine Longet shooting & killing her lover Spider Sabich? What a mess & scandal that was!
UGH, just UGH.
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Thanks for the second hand embarrassment, Jaden.
Submitted by Caramel on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:59pm.
Yep, that worked.
Twatty, this might be what you were talking about - Sinatra and Jobim. Lovely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbmfX7-nMw__
girlfromipanema - I love listening to the Portugese lyrics and I don't understand Portugese.☺ However, if it weren't for the Americanized versions, we might never have heard this gorgeous music, at all, so there's that. Tom (yep, that's what I call him) singing Song of the Sabia, in Portugese, is beautiful but I didn't realize what a wonderful song it is until I heard him sing it in English.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by beepboopbleep on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:54pm.
Sooo curious to what the average age of a D-list commenter is!
Menepausal and on the fat side
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:45pm.
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I definitely understand that Frank helped bring bossa nova to the States. It's just knowing and understanding the originals that makes me not really care for the American versions. Like I said, I'm biased! If you can stand not knowing the lyrics, Nara Leao has a great version of Corcovado. (I think she actually has an English version as well)
I actually like this kid. Unlike a lot of the Celeb Brood who are untalented, he is a pretty good actor and Rapper. I heard him rap before with BEIBER.
What do you guys want from an entertainer's kid? It's obvious they would be in show biz and if not, good for them too.. Stop Hatin!