Arwen And Smaug the Dragon Went To The Movies Last Night
Liv Tyler left the Arclight movie theater in L.A. last night with Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch aka Sherlock from the BBC Sherlock aka the long-suffering rich bitch who regularly speaks out about the plight of the wealthy aka the star of Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Liv Tyler was in Lord of the Rings and Benedict does the voice for Smaug the Dragon in The Hobbit, so if they are bumping nipples, this shit is like some bizarre Tolkien fanfic porn. They could be just friends, but if they aren't, I could see why Liv would want to wrap her legs around Benedict Cumsinbatches' neck.
To me, Benedict sort of looks like a komodo dragon who disguised itself as a prairie dog and acts like a prairie dog to trick real prairie dogs into trusting it. Benedict even does the same facial expression prairie dogs do when they sense that danger is coming. So when/if Benedict goes down on Liv and he lifts his head up to see if she's into it, he probably looks like an adorable prairie dog looking to see if the coast is clear. A prairie dog sticking its head out of a hole is my favorite thing to see at the zoo! And Liv gets to see that every time Benedict eats her out. I bet she even throws dead grasshoppers at him when he does a good job. Lucky bitch.
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Today, he has been moaning about Radiohead (again). He reckons that they are only famous for 'Creep', and adds he cannot understand why people consider them revolutionary - 'Everyone's going on about best essay writing service pushing things forward, but the only thing they’re famous for really is songs like Creep innit?'.
"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
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It's weird to see them out seeing a movie when they star some of the movies we watch. I am thinking about creating a movie room about that, I am sure others would be interested to know about the movie watching habits of our actors.
@ Sans - you're welcome! Gil-Galad, ah, the things I could do to you.
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Ah yes, I knew he looked familiar. He played the pedofile in Atonement (guy with the mustache) ^^ He's quite handsome, I'm very jealous!
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 3:54pm.
God I love this actor. He's so weird looking, he's gorgeous. I bet RPattz wishes he sounded this in interviews. Or he probably just wants to make out with him. Who doesn't?
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Oh, yes! It doesn't hurt that he is a quite good actor. And I am loving this post that includes Otters That Look Like Cumsinbatches and other posh stuff.
Boy he's ugly in a weird way.
Liv doesn't do it for me. I can't look at her without seeing a much younger Steven Tyler.
A friend of my brother once said that the biggest achievement in the visual effects of the Lord of the Rings trilogy was to make Liv actually look good. LOL.
I love you MK. Every effing post today, laughing my ass off.
a fucking prarie dog!
He'll also be playing the villain in the upcoming Star Trek sequel... And uh, he's wearing hipster shoes.
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I do! I paid for it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Who the fuck takes a tonic out of a movie theater?
Submitted by DLucyAnn on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 6:17pm.
I'm with you, Sans, Viggo first, Faramir close second.
@ Tempokat: Haldir looks amazing without the blond locks:
www.imdb.com/media/rm1658431488/nm0662164
Lots of hotties in that series. Eomer wasn't bad, either.
I like Cumberbatch, appreciate the Tom's shoes also.
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WOW. I like! Thanks for the Haldir link....lol
In the extended version of Fellowship, there's a scene in the opening battle between the Elves and Mordor (when Isildur cuts the ring off Sauron's hand) where you see Gil-galad:
http://tolkiengateway.net/w/images/thumb/5/54/Shrunken_Gil-galad.jpg/180...
not bad!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Yeah ok... ITA, Viggo was the hottest bitch on LOTR!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:22pm.
The hottest bitch in LOTR was Aragorn, and he happens to be single. I'd be all over that. Faramir is a close second.
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Submitted by tempokat on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:31pm.
my top LOTR dude is Haldir.
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I'm with you, Sans, Viggo first, Faramir close second.
@ Tempokat: Haldir looks amazing without the blond locks:
www.imdb.com/media/rm1658431488/nm0662164
Lots of hotties in that series. Eomer wasn't bad, either.
I like Cumberbatch, appreciate the Tom's shoes also.
she's good for LOTR, he's a great Sherlock and will probably be good in anything he does. :) I see them with opposites. \>
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Liv's father figure was Todd Rundgren, her mother's boyfriend. She wasn't raised by Steven Tyler.
I must have missed the memo about Liv getting divorced? I thought she had a kid or two with somebody.
"Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:39pm.
Liv should give Gallagher his outfit back!"
OLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Love them both, nothing wrong about them, give them a break....
Crumblehatch is so odd looking he's beautiful
Benedict does the voice for Smaug the Dragon
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A talking dragon? That just seems unrealistic.
Submitted by Orangina
People who are obsessed with Liv Tyler are just clinging on to the image of her as the underage, Oedipus Syndrome stricken teenager gyrating half naked in her dad's music videos with Alicia Silverstone.
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Your point?
God I love this actor. He's so weird looking, he's gorgeous. I bet RPattz wishes he sounded this in interviews. Or he probably just wants to make out with him. Who doesn't?
Love him as Sherlock. Not sure he is pretentious. People here in the UK are hung up about class so he has a valid point there. He is not my cup of tea but can't hate on these two.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:39pm.
I think she is down right ugly. I'd fuck her dad before I would her...
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Did we just find the limit? For JACK? Or do you just find Steve Tyler that hot?
tumblr shut down in 3...2...
I'd hit it, but weird-looking, lanky white dudes is kind of my thing.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:43pm.
We think homosexual Miss Benedict shouldn't be walking with a stinkfish. We heard he had a very posh tinymeat and he presents hole to The Houses Of Parliament.
Discuss.
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People who are obsessed with Liv Tyler are just clinging on to the image of her as the underage, Oedipus Syndrome stricken teenager gyrating half naked in her dad's music videos with Alicia Silverstone.
It pains me to say that Liv is looking a little Octomom-ish in the facial region. He looks like a weird (read: fug) version of Dennis Quaid.
He's got "dick" and "cum" in his name so he can't be all that bad. And yes, I would fuck him but very, very, slowly.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 2:39pm.
Liv should give Gallagher his outfit back!
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LOLOLLL ok now that's funny
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I've got a friend who thinks Liv is the end all, be all of hot women... I think she is down right ugly. I'd fuck her dad before I would her...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Liv should give Gallagher his outfit back!
Submitted by lislop: "He looks like a plastic surgery victim."
Yes.
And as NOT IMPRESSED said, like an alien.
There is something inhuman about him. I always think he looks like a cat/human hybrid. Unsettling.
I think Liv looks the same. Obviously she's not 20 anymore but I still think she's gorg. She's not wearing any makeup here. Her thing was that she has a fresh/youthful face that is unique... she doesn't really look like anyone else unlike cookie cutter " obviously pretty" girls like that nina dobrev chick. I think she turned out well given her upbringing.
"Benedict Cumberbatch" sounds like a medical diagnosis. A bad one.
"Did you hear what happened to Tony? Remember that skank he was banging a couple months ago? Yup. He got benedict cumberbatch from her - a severe case too. He's on his third round of antibiotics and it still burns like crazy when he pees. And the blisters go halfway down his legs! That's why he's walking funny. Poor guy."
Boring new couple alert. Looks like she is more into the straw then him.
Did anyone see him in Parade's End? Not a great series, and he did look distinctly odd, although his character came across as a decent old skin.
Gardening Girl on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:28pm.
Boromir is my avie but from his Sharpe role
I think he's great as Sherlock, but I can't get past how fucking WEIRD looking he is! It's distracting. He looks like an alien disguised as a human and just *barely* passing.
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cocoebert on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:22pm
I love that there are so many beautiful and descriptive words at our disposal. It doesn't make him a douche because he knows the words and how to use them correctly. It's a turn on. Rather that, much rather that than some monosyllabic fool unable to express himself.
Im confused by this post. I read it twice. WHAT? *blondeface*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
A face only a mother could love. IF that.
Twatty, idk...I never checked out her biscuit! ;)
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 1:43pm.
We think homosexual Miss Benedict shouldn't be walking with a stinkfish. We heard he had a very posh tinymeat and he presents hole to The Houses Of Parliament.
Discuss.
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ahahahahaha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yes, Sans Fards the dragon and Bilbo (why did I want to type Dildo?) do talk to each other.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
From MK's link:
""It's all about extremes with that place [LA], so you get the worst excesses of everything - the health-kick thing, over-indulgence, recreational drug use, everything. It's paradise!"
i have a feeling in the future we'll be seeing Lord Cummer-bach a lot on dlisted ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He looks like a plastic surgery victim.
his face...i can't
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We think homosexual Miss Benedict shouldn't be walking with a stinkfish. We heard he had a very posh tinymeat and he presents hole to The Houses Of Parliament.
Discuss.
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Are those Old Navy rock star skinnies on Arwen? Those are great pants.
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