Open Post: Hosted By DanRad Getting Drunk
Last year, Daniel Radcliffe said that he and booze were taking a break from each other, because his guzzling of the sweet nectar had gotten so out of hand that he regularly woke up naked, trapped in Hagrid's beard with a mouth full of what he thought was pond slime. But BREAKING NEWS, DanRad and the sweet nectar have reunited and are back together again.
A post on Tumblr (via ONTD) says that a minor Gaelic* team were out celebrating their win when they ran into DanRad walking the streets of Dublin at 4 in the morning. They invited him back to their house and he came. (* Pronounced: GAY LICK. Let's put that into a sentence. Michael K's boss at the envelope licking factory is so fucking rude that when she wants him to stop talking and get back to work, she screams, "Gay, lick!")
DanRad sort of looks like a hipster Gollum here. Dude got so drunk that he drank himself into a different fantasy series. But you know, these dudes obviously weren't that drunk. They weren't drunk enough to get DanRad to take all his panties off and climb into that bowl so they could all give him a sponge bath with booze. Missed opportunity.
And if I was there, I would've gotten high merely from watching this sassy trick in the background tell a bitch off.
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Getting drunk is not bad for as long as you know how to handle yourself. Ordinarily, reports of a man suing a bar for getting him intoxicated and causing him to spend far too much would be dismissed as making excuses to placate an enraged spouse. However, one William Ilg is suing the Hustler Club in New York, claiming they got him wasted and thus tricked him into a $28,000 bill. Article source: William Ilg sues Hustler Club for getting him drunk, huge tab
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 3:01am.
*"Levioso Butterbeer" to send down dining hall table to Within*
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"Expode-your-anus!!" oh wait, wrong spell.
"Obliviate!!" ahh now dont remember what i just did.
okay Foxxy and Within, lets start again...
"Wingardium Leviosa all your glasses" and help me "Reducio this bottle of Tanqueray gin"
She's faptiful Bambam. lol. Night night. ;]
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Oh. I am in love. Just watched The Samaritan with Samuel Jackson and my new wife, Ruth Negga.
Irish and Ethiopian. I will write many bad checks to keep her happy. She is faptabulous. Speaking of which, umm, goodnight.
http://fuckyeahruthnegga.tumblr.com/
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Thank you Foxxy! *chugs beer* head rush!
Was it an easygoing day? What a relief! Are you getting a little excited? I hope you'll be able to drop in when you can! *sad eyes* ;)
All's good here but getting crazy busy. Imma start ignoring my phone... hahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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*"Levioso Butterbeer" to send down dining hall table to Within*
how are you this fine evening, within? all good here, nice peaceful day today for a change
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey there Foxxy mamma! How's the butterbeer this eve? Got enough for one more? ;D
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*takes off Hogwarts robe and pours glass of butterbeer*
Hi Within!! hi bambam!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, Loopy, *bows down* AND ROARS!!! lmao you two.
Hi and Hi!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 2:39am.
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Ah Bambam arrives! I guarantee you the bacon part is the least of the attractions! LOLOL
You should try it, it's not the same. Trust. (Unless you already have... then you should school me on the many joys of the bacon salad dressing.)
Heya Bambam! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 10:16pm.
Hey Bambam, men are like dogs? Hmmm *head tilt and eye squint* hahaha
But bacon-Massengill? olololol don't put all your money in it.
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Oh poor baby, you don't see the potential of it.
How often do you think a woman with a bacon flavored booty is gonna get munched on, hmmmm? ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:35am.
alohamora another bottle of johnny walker!!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:31am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:22am.
Absinthe Kadavra!
lmao ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:22am.
Expecto Grey Groose Vodkapetrano!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/27/2012 - 1:07am.
"Expecto Patron!"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
harry potter is under the alcohol spell.
UGH! Fashion by Kardashion...on QVC...
Can't stand these people Kim & Kris...
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Nite all!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Looks like it would be easier to get MK onto the Anderson Cooper live talk show than I could imagine--he actually has a "guest blogger of the day", so MK, all you have to do is contact the show
http://www.andersoncooper.com/be-on-the-show/854/
and declare your undying devotion...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
take care UBF
UBF, dear, best of luck to you! :D
Get well soon so that we can jump back in that jacuzzi! XD
UBF, wishing you a smooth & successful surgery, and an uneventful recovery.
And MK, thank you for exterminating the page.
EEEPPP--spoke too soon. [whispering] The little ad is right over top of my post right now! YAAAAAAAH!
*runs away*
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:44pm.
UBF, best of luck with your surgery and speedy recovery! Much love to you ♥
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Do that Sans, it's easy to get run down and catch a bug especially this time of year. I always forget the cart at the grocery store, prime place to catch cold germs. argh ;)
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Good luck, UBF!!!
Within, I hope you're not right about the flu....but it could be. I'm thinking it's from starting up BC again after being off it for so long. But who knows, all I know is that I feel vommy.
Maybe I will take the day off tomor. I can work from home in my new position so I might just do a half day or something like that.
and yeah, not a fan of group projects. Never was, never will be. I get what they're designed to do--b/c peeps gotta COLLABORATE in the workplace and all that--but they mostly just end up being a hassle. There is always someone who doesn't pull their weight!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Hey Bambam, men are like dogs? Hmmm *head tilt and eye squint* hahaha
But bacon-Massengill? olololol don't put all your money in it.
Try bacon aftershave, that would be the shit! ☺
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Good luck UBF! I will pray for you girl!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm tardy to the party but good luck UBF!
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UBF, Sleep well and good luck with your surgery tomorrow. You'll need all your energy to heal up! ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Best wishes UBF.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:10pm.
Bambam. Typical man. As long as it's bacon flavored!!!
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Well yeah, there's a reason why women compare us to dogs!
Hmmmm, that gives me an idea. A million dollar idea! Anybody know how I can get in touch with the company that makes Massengill?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 9:44pm.
Good luck, UBF! :)
Hello, just wanted to say Bye for a few days. Got my Surgery tomorrow morning. Any posts by UBF til possibly Sunday are probably written under the influence of heavy drugs and should be ignored..;-))
Ya`ll take care, I ll check back in soon.
Sans, you're not feeling well? If you're nauseous maybe it's a touch of the flu, especially if you're around lots of people at school. You need a day off, to get better! ;)
Can't with group work either. Some slack off and some do all the work, you can't win...
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Is he a midget or something. Those guys are normal size and he is a wee little thing!!.
GG, Hallowpeen? lmao Is that like Bebeh's maleflixxx? hahahaha Team: Candied HallowPeen!
Bon appétit, GG! ☺☺
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hi Within....sorry, feeling a little woozy at the moment. I've been sick on and off all day, and I have a group project to work on for this accursed class. Well actually the class itself is enjoyable but group projects....I can't with those.
LOL bambam!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
WR, I am doing great! Just heading off to start dinner for the men folk. Nothing new around here for now...but wait til I get full gear on Hallowpeen!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, I'd have thought you were spinning some yarn or something, sitting on your stool all quiet like! Don't ask... How you doing, GG?
@Bambam, hahaha All for potty-mouth jokes for nuns! Same goes if you ever visit a monastery. Bet you could really go for some giggles and tickles there! lol
@Sans Fards, hi! ;p
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Bambam. Typical man. As long as it's bacon flavored!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:05pm.
don't get me wrong... i still told dirty jokes, but i'm not sure if she was enjoying that part of the convo as much as i was deflecting telling her to go fuck herself... i guess we're still even, but... i can out last her!
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Telling dirty jokes to a nun? What kind of person are you? Cuz I got one for ya!
3 nuns kick the bucket and appear at the gates of heaven where they meet St. Peter. He tells them to enter the pearly gates they must each answer a question.
To the first nun Peter asks, "How many days did it take the Lord to create the universe?" The nun, surprised at such an easy question, replies "Six days." All of a sudden bells start to ring, angels begin to sing, the gates open up and she steps in.
To the second nun Peter asks, "What were the names of the first man and woman?" The nun hesitates then answers timidly, "Uh, Adam and Eve?" The bells start to ring, angels begin to sing and the gates open up to welcome in the second nun.
Then the third nun steps forward and St. Peter asks her "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun looked at St. Peter, stunned at the question.
She looked over at her two sisters who had no clue. She fidgeted, stammered, afraid she wouldn't join them. St. Peter looked at her sternly and demanded an answer.
Tears forming in her eyes, she looked up at St. Peter and said "St. Peter sir, your question? I must say that's a really hard one."
And the bells began to ring, the angels began to sing and the pearly gates opened up to welcome her in." lols ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
WR, nope. That's just were I put my ass when Im lurking.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 8:35pm.
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I knew you were in here somewhere, don't hurt yourself. What were you doing on a stool, did you see a cock-n-poach too? lol
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ESE, oh this was over the phone? Lol your dad's been through this. And you were forewarned. Surprised you didn't pull the... OH GOSH... CAN'T HEAR YOU... BREAKING UP... LET ME CALL YOU... BACK... and just forget. HAHA Being polite to your elders is something that's bred into you, I know. Conversely, they dgaf. *shakes head*
*writes down some good excuses for you next time*
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Have a good one Beb
Night night Bebeh! Have a good one. ;p
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nite beb
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
You can do it ESE! It dont count if you cross your fingers behind your back!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012