Some Crazy Dude Is In Jail For Choking Lindsay Lohan This Morning (UPDATE)
The drama doesn't even stop on the damn holy day. A 25-year-old California dude named Christian LaBella was put into handcuffs last night after he allegedly attacked Lindsay Lohan in her hotel room at the W Hotel in Manhattan early this morning. Now this is truly some Charlie Sheen shit.
LiLo met the dude at 1 Oak last night and brought him back to her room at the W in Gramercy to party with her and her friends. LiLo probably thought that they'd have a few laughs, she'd snort a few lines off of his peen and everything would just be coke-colored rainbows. But shit got serious after she accused him of taking pictures of her with his phone. WNBC New York says that after LiLo grabbed Christian's phone away, he threw her on the bed, which scratched up her hands. LiLo ran out of the room and started running down the stairs, but for some reason she turned around and went back to her room. When LiLo got back to her room, she told police that Christian choked her, threw her to the floor and got on top of her. One of LiLo's friends was able to pull Christian off and then the friend pulled the hotel fire alarm. Christian tried to run out of the hotel, but the police caught him in the lobby and arrested his ass.
No word yet on what kind of pictures that crazy douche took of LiLo, but I'm guessing it was either pictures of her reading the holy bible or pictures of her drinking chamomile tea while singing church songs to orphans, because that shit right there would ruin her reputation.
Why do I have a feeling that Christian is telling police that a gross creature who smelled like rancid smugness and looked like a giant nutsack with legs and a hairy landing strip gave him a stack of money to rough up Lindsay Lohan. Presenting exhibit EVERYTHING!
The fucked up shit that happens to LiLo. Ginger from Casino = LiLo's life.
UPDATE: NBC New York says that Christian LaBella has been released and the NYPD dropped all charged after investigating this shit. Christian, who works for Republican congressman John Shimkus of Illinois, has also filed a harassment complaint against LiLo. The moral of the story is, when you want to do a line of the bad shit with some dude you met at club, just do it in the safety of a stall in the club bathroom. That's why they have toilet seats! And I'm going to need something seriously mind-altering to deal with the fuckery that's going to spill out of White Oprah's mouth about this mess.
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I had a dream last night that PMK and WO were competeing on Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. foreshadowing of this thread?
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:04am.
they wear fitting shirts and a fitting vest right?! Rrrmeeeooowwww
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Never heard that sound from you before Loopy, it that good? hahaha
*Rawwrrrrrrrr*
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:22am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:04am.
they wear fitting shirts and a fitting vest right?! Rrrmeeeooowwww
Haha! They are usually smartly dressed and very talented. Don't worry, when WE go to London we will drop in as VIPs.
You can see a slideshow of the bar atop the homepage here
http://www.wlondon.co.uk/w-hotel-bar
I'm going later this month and I can't wait!
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Lucy♥, If only I'd known this last year when I was in the city, oh the fun we'd have had! There's always next time! lol
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If she attacked him too then he could have also filed charges and had her arrested for physically assaulting him as well. He might've threatned to do just that and therefore she dropped the charges to avoid adding another mug-shot to her ever growing collection.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:22pm.
I know I'm shocked. :)
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:18pm.
If Lohan supposably moved to NY, why's she staying in hotels? Maybe her only real residence is mom's place on LI?
Hey didn't WO say that 'her child' ONLY gets in trouble in LA? The minute she moves to NYC.. BLAM! trouble with a capital T.
She stays in hotels to be near the bars and her dealers.
If Lohan supposably moved to NY, why's she staying in hotels? Maybe her only real residence is mom's place on LI?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 7:54am.
Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:59am.
I hereby volunteer to play the part of Fudgie the whale...
Will you be needing a padded costume for that, or just the grey body paint
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A padded costume will do nicely. It's my honor to play one of the main characters in the life of the low-han clan; an ice cream whale whose maker they managed to abuse and also managed to destroy any good will intended by it...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Gaslight on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:18am.
Who do dlisters revile the most: Kim K, PMK, White Oprah or Lilo?
Hmmm. I'd say PMK, just because she was married to that sleaze Robert K and has never done anything in life except raise an effed-up family. And for how she demeans former American hero Jenner.
Kim K has at least something: she can look pretty, and many careers have been built on less.
WO and LL are too comically entertaining to hate.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:22am.
thats looks uber ( i cant believe i used that) its like the virgin atlantic club lounge at heathrow, i feel like naomi campbell and sticking my fingers down my throat when im in there, cuz i feel like im a supermodel.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:31am.
The guy probably told her he could get her some higher paying escort jobs in DC with various politicians. Gotta support her shopping sprees & various drug habits somehow...
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yeah but he soon discovered that bitch is not gonna make a good mistress cuz she blabs about everything, just imagine after she just fucked a senator and she tweets it "berkin bag, mac book pro, diamond necklace, used condom with senator's nut juice in it...ahh live the dream!"
Submitted by Gaslight on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:18am.
hohan and white oprah are fun to poke fun at, i dont even bother with kim, cuz i hate her so much.
The guy probably told her he could get her some higher paying escort jobs in DC with various politicians. Gotta support her shopping sprees & various drug habits somehow...
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:43am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:27am.
at this moment, lindsay is clenching her fists, standing up straight and saying to white oprah, "hit me come on, slap me, harder, we need to make it look like i have bruises, harder!!!"
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LOL - that's after they polish off a bottle Grey Goose and snort some lines.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:04am.
they wear fitting shirts and a fitting vest right?! Rrrmeeeooowwww
Haha! They are usually smartly dressed and very talented. Don't worry, when WE go to London we will drop in as VIPs.
You can see a slideshow of the bar atop the homepage here
http://www.wlondon.co.uk/w-hotel-bar
I'm going later this month and I can't wait!
Who do dlisters revile the most: Kim K, PMK, White Oprah or Lilo?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 11:03am.
The W is my favourite spot in London for cocktails and sexy barmen.
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they wear fitting shirts and a fitting vest right?! Rrrmeeeooowwww
The W is my favourite spot in London for cocktails and sexy barmen.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:33am.
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aww my poor naive little Whamo. You could drive a transport truck through the holes in her story.
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As I said if she's full of shit she's full of shit and that wouldn't surprise me at all but if the guy did it he shouldn't walk just because of who he knows and because she's a colossal fuck up that all I'm sayin. :)
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Gotcha... but we all know it didn't go down that way.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:33am.
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aww my poor naive little Whamo. You could drive a transport truck through the holes in her story.
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As I said if she's full of shit she's full of shit and that wouldn't surprise me at all but if the guy did it he shouldn't walk just because of who he knows and because she's a colossal fuck up that all I'm sayin. :)
Good god this woman is tempting fate. She sure knows how to draw drama & trouble to herself. I don't dislike her like alot of people here do, but I think she is foolish & wreckless. I hope it doesn't end in tragedy. She is so damn young, she really should get GOOD professional help.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:31am.
the hohans are a gift that keeps on giving.
Yes, like herpes.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:27am.
at this moment, lindsay is clenching her fists, standing up straight and saying to white oprah, "hit me come on, slap me, harder, we need to make it look like i have bruises, harder!!!"
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:50am.
Maybe it's just me and I know we LOVE goofing on Linds and she deserves it for sure BUT...I also find it a little disturbing that a Congressman's worker who let's face it was up to no good from the sounds of things just...walks. Now if it was total BS and he never touched her that's one thing but if she did in fact get choked by some fucking nutbar that uses his position as a shield then that ain't right. It's OK to choke the shit out of someone because it's Lindsay, she's worth less? She's a fuck up on the highest order but if some dude choked her he should be charged plain and simple not let got "becasue it was only Lindsay"
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aww my poor naive little Whamo. You could drive a transport truck through the holes in her story. She had NO injuries PLUS refused medical treatment.. and you know why that is doncha? She was higher than a fucking kite.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:34am.
Lohan’s father, Michael, had not spoken to his daughter but had a message for her antagonist.
“Wait till I get this guy,” he said.
hahaha. It never ends with this family, huh? He's gotta be on probation, too, right?
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the hohans are a gift that keeps on giving.
@Whamo - no one beat this bitch up or she'd be tweeting photos of her poor me busted up self. she's a delusional liar and probably stoned out of her head (along with all her other 'friends' who were there).
she's a worthless cunt and so is her mother.
Whamo: if the guy really did beat her up, he deserves to be punished. I have my doubts about that, though.
Her story makes no sense and she lies to cops all the damn time. She refused medical attention. She's full of shit, as per usual.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:34am.
Lohan’s father, Michael, had not spoken to his daughter but had a message for her antagonist.
“Wait till I get this guy,” he said.
hahaha. It never ends with this family, huh? He's gotta be on probation, too, right?
Fucking crackhead should be in jail.
did she take anything from the W hotel?
Hekki, govt_cheese: She grabs his phone (scratches here?) and runs. She throws it somewhere and then goes back to her room. She has to - that's where the coke is..."
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That's pretty much how I thought the scenario went. Except that last part about her going back -- I was thinking she realized he had pictures of her doing drugs and would go back to jail so she decided not to go get help and to try to take care of it herself.
Whamo, unfortunately this fine upstanding citizen known as Lohan probably was surrounded by other models of outstanding citizenry at the time of the shocking and out character attack. It's true, if they later find that this guy is the necktie murderer trying to off her, the charges will soon be reinstated. Besides, she had a room full of friends and was likely in no danger when she decided to run back in but I hear ya! :)
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 9:34am.
from the NY Daily News:
Lohan left the W Hotel about 2 p.m. Sunday through a loading dock and headed to her mother’s home on Long Island. A family friend said the episode set off an asthma attack.
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Which is code for "she's in a motel doing heroin with her mother".
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Maybe it's just me and I know we LOVE goofing on Linds and she deserves it for sure BUT...I also find it a little disturbing that a Congressman's worker who let's face it was up to no good from the sounds of things just...walks. Now if it was total BS and he never touched her that's one thing but if she did in fact get choked by some fucking nutbar that uses his position as a shield then that ain't right. It's OK to choke the shit out of someone because it's Lindsay, she's worth less? She's a fuck up on the highest order but if some dude choked her he should be charged plain and simple not let got "becasue it was only Lindsay"
Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:51am.
Dlisted theater?
I want in.
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Yay Bango! The more the merrier! ;)
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from the NY Daily News:
Lohan’s father, Michael, had not spoken to his daughter but had a message for her antagonist.
“Wait till I get this guy,” he said.
Lohan left the W Hotel about 2 p.m. Sunday through a loading dock and headed to her mother’s home on Long Island. A family friend said the episode set off an asthma attack.
“She’s been inside all day,” another family friend said. “She’s not coming out.”
*sigh* Always the victim....
LOL'd at this morning's Daily News and NYpost headlines:
"New Low"
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"Low Blow"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dlisted theater?
I want in.
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just looking at her Twitter account... what a loser. She's all excited about her Lez and Dick billboard on Sunset blvd. She REALLY thinks that she's an ALister. I can't wait for the press to burst her bubble of delusion because from what I've seen of this POS movie so far, the reviews will be even more scathing than the ones for I Know Who Killed Me.
Submitted by govt_cheese: "Yeah, something in the milk ain't clean with this one - totally not a surprise. Why does she have scratches on her hands from being thrown on a bed? That only happens NEVER. He should have scratches on his hands from trying to choke the fuck out of her. My guess is she tried to rip him off. This is prbly how it went: some nobody tells Lilo he has drugs that need to be snorted. They're off, and suddenly they're in her hotel bedroom. She's doing lines or giving a beej and thinks he's taking pics of her, which he probably is. She grabs his phone (scratches here?) and runs. She throws it somewhere and then goes back to her room. She has to - that's where the coke is..."
EXACTLY.
There are SO MANY holes in the story. Why didn't she run down to the lobby and get security? I she's a paying guest and a "celeb", their private security is a lot more likely to handle the whole thing discreetly and in her favor. They're used to keeping things hush-hush.
And Dina said Lindsay is home resting with terrible asthma. What home?
Submitted by CashewTime: "Don't you worry loopy. I have a plaid shirt, glasses and pantyhose for the "hair." As for the peepee, I have some um, special equipment that oughta do it. But I'll leave it pink and bumpy to display the effects of venereal disease. (I can't believe I just typed this.)"
*dies laughing first thing in the morning*
Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:59am.
I hereby volunteer to play the part of Fudgie the whale...
Will you be needing a padded costume for that, or just the grey body paint
This is your typical Looking For Mr. Goodbar scenario except in reverse. Dude got more than he bargained for.
One thing to keep in mind, snorters are not usually involved in elaborate scams and ruses in order to fuel their addiction. They may pull a scam but these antics are definitely more in line with a crack head or shooter.
Are there any good parts left to audition for?? I'm good!
So is this going to be like a flash mob, except instead of dancing we break out singing acting in this musical???
Hekki--hey girl, just saw your gooD night! Thxs, I know you weren't ignoring me. There was some fast moving dialogue going on, but looks as if it *really* took off after I signed off. This musical is gonna be tha' shizz dawg!!! =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 2:07am.
"Yeah, something in the milk ain't clean with this one - totally not a surprise. Why does she have scratches on her hands from being thrown on a bed? That only happens NEVER. He should have scratches on his hands from trying to choke the fuck out of her. My guess is she tried to rip him off. This is prbly how it went: some nobody tells Lilo he has drugs that need to be snorted. They're off, and suddenly they're in her hotel bedroom. She's doing lines or giving a beej and thinks he's taking pics of her, which he probably is. She grabs his phone (scratches here?) and runs. She throws it somewhere and then goes back to her room. She has to - that's where the coke is. Did he promise to pay her for services rendered? Oh, possibly! Now she's back, demanding payment. Anyone would be pissed off. Lilo just snorted a quarter pounder, threw his phone down a stairwell and is demanding payment for half a beej. Just another Saturday night, actually. This time someone went to jail, which is different .... But goddamn - how long has she been picking up nobodies at the club for a few lines of coke? That's the "decline" People mag will be talking about when she's compared to Marilyn Monroe."
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You just totally described my Fri and Sat nights of my 20's! Well, except for jail. =p that was only one night. =o/
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by MissDior on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 3:36am.
you got the part, if you can do a really good "roll eyes" lol
gn within! make sure you practise skulling down grey goose vodka whilst smoking 2 cigarettes at the same time.
Welcome aboard MissDior. When Loopy comes back, I'm sure he'll write you in.
Gotta get up early to start rehearsing. Slave driver Loops won't let anyone slack off. Good night to anyone who's still up! lol
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