But What In The Hell Is That Thing On Her Head?
Anne Hathaway got married yesterday to that jewelry designer/actor dude she got with right after her con artist ex-boyfriend got busted by the feds, and judging by these blurry pictures, it sorts of looks like they exchanged vows in the middle of the same cornfield where mobsters torture their enemies in movies. But 29-year-old Anne and 31-year-old Adam Shulman didn't get married in the middle of a corn field/mob cemetery, they got married right before sunset at a private estate in Big Sur, CA. I see you, Anne, trying to get yourself some Oscar luck by getting married in the same town Natalie Portman's ass got married in. Well, but at least Anne served CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
People says that over 100 guests watched as Adam and Anne bumped teefs during their first marital kiss after becoming husband and wife next to a barn on a fancy private estate. Some source says that Anne wore a custom-made gown by Valentino, but that source is spitting lies, because you know that's one of her old costumes from The Princess Diaries 2. One of the wedding vendors, who obviously has zero shits to give over signing a confidentiality agreement, tells Celebuzz that they think Anne and Adam's wedding cost around $1 million and the flowers alone were $100,000.
Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, what in shower headband hell is attacking her head? Did Anne have brain surgery right before the wedding? Did she somehow come up with the idea that head trauma victim bride is SO the look this season? If Anne took off her dress and put on a stained Garfield shirt, holey sweats and Chinese house slippers, she'd look like my cousin going to the refrigerator to pour herself a morning cup of Fresca. That is some sleeping head wrap glamour right there.
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I just never really liked this actress. I did like her in Devil Wears Prada because I read the book and she played her character flawlessly. I've seen her in other movies and I think she's rather overrated. She's no Natalie Wood, let's put it that way.
the dress is way too puffy, she looks like a cotton ball plus the head wrap thing is just not working. "Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by dang on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 8:45am.
Mefunigirl, where can I find that headpiece?? It's stunning. I'm getting married in December in a 20s/30s style dress, and I don't love my current veil.
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here's the linky:
http://www.bhldn.com/shop-the-bride-veils-headpieces/quixotic-cap
good luck!
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there is something very "whats eating gilbert grape" about this chick
Mefunigirl, where can I find that headpiece?? It's stunning. I'm getting married in December in a 20s/30s style dress, and I don't love my current veil.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 1:54am.
Agreed! I have a Pluto square and a Uranus conjunction these days/years. I'm mostly western cardinal (I use eastern signs with a western house system), so been hit HARD for a while now. Yes, Pluto is quite the transformer, but too bad it makes life feel like jail time for a few years. But I love the intense focus I have now. Living in the moment type stuff, but you know what I mean :)
CashewTime, 8th house?! Cool. I truly believe the 8th is undervalued and not enough is taught about it. Very interesting lessons/energy/situations with the 8th. I have learned to respect Pluto energy. And instead of fearing Pluto's lessons, I now try to transform with him. Lol.
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Methinks that Anne tried to copy Kate Moss and Lily Allen for the headpiece. I think they pulled it off because those things are fairly common in England, but Anne failed with that bridal shower toilet paper veil.
Head trauma victim? Haha. Sometimes when people try to hide something, they only call more attention to it, as seen here.
The dress is ok.
I know this is shallow, but I would have waited until I recovered from that film role to do a wedding. She doesn't look her healthiest, even though she is beautiful in the face no matter what. I do like the pixie on her, and the reason I think it looks weird is that she had to lose too much weight. On her normal frame, with her big eyes and skinny frame, it would have been adorable. I wish I could do one, but if I gain 5 lbs my face explodes and I have a big head-most hats don't fit me :/
Zomay,
And that's in my eighth house! I should have gone out to the bar this weekend ;). But I did have some weird emotional stuff connected to 8/5 houses come up. Really weird.
Did Anne have brain surgery right before the wedding? "Head trauma victim bride" -- hee hee hee!
I loathe Hathaway, and her bridal attire and wedding location (really, it looks as if they're in the middle of nowhere amongst the cowpats) totally live up to my image of her. I think she's probably knocked up or something.
The problem with the headpiece is she wore the wrong era dress with it, she wore a 50's dress not 20's. Also she wore the netting with it which just overwhelms everything, makes it all seem massive on her head.
That headpiece style CAN be beautiful if done correctly:
http://jp7.r0tt.com/t_02f6e8e0-ead2-11e1-8ba9-7fb424500007.jpg
she just fcked it up is all.
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NO NO NO. DID SHE EVEN CONSULT AN ASTROLOGER ABOUT THIS? This whole weekend has got a full moon square Pluto, conjunct Uranus. Whatever.
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Uhm,.. Is he going for her undercarriage in some of those pics?
Within, can't complain. Watching my little doxie dig for moles in my yard and skydivers jumping out of airplanes. Up or down......entertainment. LOL
Getting ready to cook scallops and some pasta. Not a bad day.
Snarf,
Lol!
The comments on this thread are too fucking funny. And Hekki, Portman gave seeds as wedding favors, lol.
She bores the fuck out of me but congrats to her.
Her geeky groom looks like he's taking a crap and wiping it in her dress in the last picture.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 5:29pm.
Are you watching any football? Jets got smashed and first "Tebow" chants started. Your team is up in a yawner (or are you at the bar watching it already?).
OT: "Man, that was fun!" What nobody said after this wedding.
Rande, I'm sorry....I quite forgot myself!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Hi BigBendy!!! You're changing it already? I thought it was new. His little mustache is yum. Anyone you pick is hot, can't go wrong with him.lol Got up late, unlike most hos on here who get up at dawn. Went for a late brunch and got in to see if MK had arisen yet, ahhahaha How about you? Having a good Sunday?
Ps. love Waterbucket's O'Pry too, hehehehe It's a great shot.
OnT: I like that Anne kept it all quiet unlike a KK hor we all know! ;p
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Congrats! Seriously, I hope the are happy.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:48pm.
I'm sorry to hear you say that. Simply attending the Portman-Millepeed wedding was gift enough. Let them eat macarons.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:38pm.
Congratulations to them. She looks a little like Lady Justice with that headpiece but the dress is pretty and they look happy! And they served cake, YASSS!
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Within, Lady Justice......bahahahahaha....... good one. Yeah I'm switching up avies...he has so many good ones. What's up with you today?
I like the current trend of A-list actresses dating and marrying either people outside the industry or much less famous than them. You can't have 2 people competing for the spotlight and expect to last.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:13pm.
Did Natalie Portman not serve cake at her wedding?
No, she didn't. (MK covered it.) I think she gave out a package of seeds or something.
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That is unspeakably douche-tastic. There are plenty of VEGAN cakes she could've commissioned, fer chrissakes. If I'm going to sit through 4+ hours of your wedding, particularly if it's going to be an all-out pretentious affair like Nat and Millepeen's, you'd better damn well not be feeding me rabbit food!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Annie doesn't bother me that much. I don't think the pixie cut is very flattering on her, though....she is quite lovely with longer hair. As for this dude, hopefully he's not a con artist like her last piece.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
It does look like Ann's head was wrapped for a wound of some type. AT LEAST SHE HAD CAKE!
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Congratulations to them. She looks a little like Lady Justice with that headpiece but the dress is pretty and they look happy! And they served cake, YASSS!
MK, lol at "stained Garfield shirt, holey sweats and Chinese house slippers" you sure that isn't you? hahaha
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This must have been the only post for a while today, because I can't imagine why an Anne Hathaway post would get over sixty comments.
KFC ( typo and it stays), that fairytale skirt is gorgeous!
KFC ( typo and it stays), that fairytale skirt is gorgeous!
Is he about to take a shit in that last thumbnail?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 12:42pm.:
In fairness, it looks cold, and they're probably exhausted after the long day. And they seem to be at the end of a long road. It's hard to show chemistry in situations like that. So I wouldn't read too much into it.
I agree with you about pretty much everything else. I wish she'd at least gone with a wig, if the pixie cut makes her that self conscious.
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The long day explanation makes sense. I guess I'm just skeptical bc there was a recent story ab how anne's bf was whining ab how he didn't like her short hair and that they were arguing a lot. Or something. Also after what happened w her ex con artist dude, I'm worried for her. Anne is so sweet. And very talented.
Also I used to like Natalie Portman years ago but now I don't. She's a pretentious, privileged out-of-touch w reality man stealer (haha! But true!). And she got knocked up before marriage just like a common sixteen year old so nanny nanny boo boo Natalie! You're one of us! :P
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 12:42pm.:
In fairness, it looks cold, and they're probably exhausted after the long day. And they seem to be at the end of a long road. It's hard to show chemistry in situations like that. So I wouldn't read too much into it.
I agree with you about pretty much everything else. I wish she'd at least gone with a wig, if the pixie cut makes her that self conscious.
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The long day explanation makes sense. I guess I'm just skeptical bc there was a recent story ab how anne's bf was whining ab how he didn't like her short hair and that they were arguing a lot. Or something. Also after what happened w her ex con artist dude, I'm worried for her. Anne is so sweet. And very talented.
Also I used to like Natalie Portman years ago but now I don't. She's a pretentious, privileged out-of-touch w reality man stealer (haha! But true!). And she got knocked up before marriage just like a common sixteen year old so nanny nanny boo boo Natalie! You're one of us! :P
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His body language is interesting. He looks like a terrified servant.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:29pm.
Just for you :), here's the link:
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/08/07/natalie-portman-didnt-have-cake-her-we...
You know that most of the guests smiled and said thanks, then secretly tossed the seeds as soon as they could--perhaps out the window as they drove, where they might do some good.
Hekki Natalie Portman served macaroons, I think. : )
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:13pm
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OMG, Hekki, you are so damn funny and cute. I couldn't agree more about Portman. You must not have seen MK's hilarious write-up on her stupid wedding.
Don't like the dress. But the head thing is the worst.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:13pm.
Did Natalie Portman not serve cake at her wedding?
No, she didn't. (MK covered it.) I think she gave out a package of seeds or something."
Thanks, Rande. Must have been absent that day.
That is so funny. She probably thought she would start a trend. But no. Because people want cake, dammit.
I know she's rich as f*ck, and all, but at what point do we say that spending $1 million on a wedding is simply in poor taste and irresponsible?
And, I have nothing against Annie, per se, but I do think she's more funny-lookin' than pretty and that head thing looks like the giant sleep mask that I wear to bed and push up into my hair as I stumble around each morning.