Open Post: Hosted By Basement Baby's New Video
Beyonce is too busy supervising the making of a dozen unicorn mane lace fronts for baby Cerulean Bougainvillea that she doesn't have time to entertain the masses, so she accidentally left open the basement door and this is what happened after.
Solange ran away to Cape Town to make a video for her new song "Losing You" which sort of sounds like a Stacey Q b-side from the late 80s. I tried to get into this, but I had to stop, drop and roll out of the room at the 1:15 mark when Basement Baby did a lukewarm version of the Girl, You Know It's True dance. Girl, you know I CAN'T! I'm done with this for the day and will try to watch all of this again tomorrow. Hopefully, they will scrub away those moves by then.