Fist Brown And RiRi Are Boning In Club Bathrooms Now
A million years ago I walked into the bathroom of some goth club in L.A. and listened to (and saw) some drunk, stumbling mess in the first stall get the barfs from the butt and miss the toilet. I thought that was the most disgusting shit (punned on purpose) to ever happen in a club bathroom, but that mess was nothing compared to what happened in the bathroom of the NYC nightclub Griffin on Tuesday morning. Both Page Six and the NYDN say that in the bathroom of the Griffin, RiRi and Chris Brown got physical, only this time she didn't end up in the emergency room.
Some witness tells Page Six that RiRi showed up to the club after Fist Brown did and sat at a table near his. Fist Brown made his way to RiRi's table, lifted up his shirt and the two started freaking on each other and mouth fucking. You'd think that the bathroom would already be occupied by people barfing their souls out from watching those stupid bitches get gross on each other, but it wasn't, because RiRi and Fist Brown went in there together. When they came out of the bathroom, the witness says RiRi looked a little "ruffled." Fist Brown and his entourage of dick bags left at around 4 in the morning and RiRi followed five minutes later. Hollywood Life says that RiRi went back for more, because she was partying with Fist Brown at 1 Oak last night.
Sometimes dickmatization is a serious disease and will fuck you up in more ways than one. I'm trash, so I'm all for bathroom sex, but I'm not for having bathroom sex with a nasty ass wart who nearly punched your face into the next zip code. If RiRi is that adick-ded to Fist Brown, she should just stick a pool noodle on an angry beaver toy and ride that instead. It's the same thing and way more safe. Gross bitches, the both of them.
Speaking of addiction, I am addicted to House Hunters International and have probably seen every episode at least 5 times. Lately, they've been repeating this one episode from Brazil over and over again. So when I first read this story about Fist bending RiRi over a toilet, my first thought was this:
My thoughts exactly, Rafaella. And the same thought goes for the shit RiRi wore yesterday in NYC.
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micheal, please learn what a pun is.
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I actually think that Riri is made to happen. Every day a new article about her on the DM? Riri wears a white sweater, Riri wears a black sweater, Riri wears socks, no socks, pumps, army boots, leather jacket, jeans jacket, no jacket... blablabla. So she obviously has her private paparazzo and maybe her management made a deal with the DM so they print a story about her everyday and get the pics for free, or whatever. Everything else (charts, awards..) is already rigged, the only honest opinions come from huge groups of trolls and the guys scamming us into thinking that Gaga and Riri and Katy are the shit, well are paid trolls.
I hope they get back together and she stops ridiculing people who suffer domestic violence.
It would be great if they both disappeared forever.
She's every bit as gross as he is, she just doesn't beat people up. That's about the only difference in my eyes.
I'm addicted to that fucking show too!
Old world charm = expensive POS.
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I watch House Hunters a lot also and I will say what you get for your money in many other parts of the world is horrendous!
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I have nothing against Rihanna but she just always looks like the nastiest, dirtiest, low-rent woman going. And she must like skinny, useless cocks because that's what Chris Brown is barely packing. I wish them the best.
Chris' dick is not that good. Rihanna is very rebellious and that's part of her attraction to Fisty. Also its all she knows from how her dad treated her mom.
These two are gross bitches. Do it in private and get out of sight. Don't care for either.
I love House Hunters International too! lol.
"get the barfs from the butt and miss the toilet" - bwahaha
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:59pm.
hey, hey, hey!... i was crazy long before douchenozzle and the punching bag got together, and i'll be crazy long after their stunt is over... and i still won't be caring even if they kill each other... as long as i get my "Lets get ready to rruuuummmbbbbllleee!!"
they owe it to their "fans", i think!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
It's driving everybody crazy she's hooking up with him, all this ill will being wished upon her. Obviously they had something between them that was good despite the incident. Only they know what it was and they don't care what anybody else thinks.
Take a hint.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
These two asshats deserve each other.
No dick is that good. NO DICK. She a fool if she goes back #nosympathy
i wanna hear a Michael Buffer introduction to this nonsense.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
if true she's as stupid as his neck tat and the arsepiece attached to it
ditquoi, i'm thinking there'll be a beating tape before a sex one
I would love to see domestic abuse groups picket both of their concerts. Large groups of people just silently standing in the front the venues and around the tour buses holding large posters of this stupid bitch's face beaten to hell and back.
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
*yawn* wake me when there's a sex tape
When she she gunna Whitney herself so we don't have to see her anymore?
i love the House Hunters *International show and seen so many of the episodes /but not this one.
hate the HH-us version cuz they consist of whiny brats
much like Riri and shitforbrains
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I REMEMBER this episode! That guy was such a douche. He kept saying he wanted the classic style or traditional Brazilian house. WELL, what he DIDN'T understand was that the traditional house, with his limited budget, SUCKED. It was really funny watching his girlfriend's face. She was NOT happy.
I saw one the other day where this couple was looking for a place in Tokyo. They kept saying that the bathrooms were "too small" and that the apartment was "...like an apartment I had in college." WELL, DUH. It's Tokyo! PLUS, you dorks have little funds. Sheesh. I felt sorry for their realtor.
@chlyn- I HATE that too, when they talk shit about wanting to live in a real neighborhood and end up in a gated ex-pat community.
I also hate when Americans go over talking about wanting 2 bedrooms because they will have people coming over to visit (but their budget is like $1200 a month). Bitch please, you know no one is going to come visit. Hell, if they can afford to fly over seas to visit you, chances are they will want to stay in a hotel so they can bone in privacy (or pick up random tricks privately) without worrying about your ass.
My brother lives in Germany. I can assure you that every time I visit, I get my own place to stay, because then I don't have to worry as much about cleanliness, availability of clean sheets and towels, etc.
and when they beat each other's asses again i don't want a story on it because honestly I didn't care the first time and damn sure don't care the next time...
NEXT
These two make the perfect couple. Both are assholes who deserve each other, and if she's dumb enough to stay with Fist Brown, fuck, she deserves to be beat.
gross i hate these two
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Nothing left to say about Rihanna that hasn't been covered. I'll save my concern for people who don't have her resources and support network.
Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 2:11pm.
I'm looking forward to her funeral and to his murder trial. Now, that's entertainment.
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LMAO! Oh, that's a terrible thing to say @Lesbian Sourfruit.
I'm not saying you are wrong, but it is still terrible.
Terribly FUNNY! *LOL*
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Could not allow Grand Designs to miss a mention. I love that show.
"airhead" lol
Did she get donkey-punched in that bathroom stall? I bet that's how both like it.
Give her some time to tweet another cryptic message a new tattoo about him, and it won't be long before she puts out another song and accompanying video about her relationship, only that this time it won't be such a big hit.
i am not very hip. i never got inked and have no desire to do so. and i never understood the appeal of going to a restroom to have sex either. the idea of gettin busy and hearing and possibly smelling other people's bowels in action doesn't get me all hot and horny.
2 utterly disgusting pieces of trash they are.
millions of dollars but not an OUNCE of class between the 2 of them.
Honestly it wouldn't bother me that she's such a trashy, classless skank if she weren't so inexplicably successful. She can't sing, she doesn't write music and she can't dance...why the fuck do people keep buying her music?
I mean whether you like them or not Beyonce can sing and dance, Gaga can sing and write and even Katie Perry and Taylor Swift are good writers if not the best musicians/singers.
I love MK and Dlisters more than ever now that I know we're all hooked on HHI! If only we could all watch together and criticize, like Mystery Science Theater.
Don't know why everyone has such a hard-on about granite countertops. Old-fashioned Formica is durable and cleans up easily. For all that, you could just use a wide board to put hot pans on.
And yeah, Americans come off looking really bad when they say they want to experience life the way [cute indigenous people] live but end up living in the "American expat gated neighborhood." "Where's my two-car garage? Where's my master bedroom with the ensuite bathroom?"
yup Airhead about sums it up....
Forget Fist Brown - who cares?, he'll end up in jail soon anyway.
Let's talk property porn. HHI - I eat that shit up with a huge spoon. When I lived in the UK I was obsessed with Location, location, location and property ladder.
As I type this there is a marathon HHI showing....
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that's what she wore yesterday? it was rainy and chilly as fuck. put a coat on it girl.. then a tote bag over it. go green!
I'm looking forward to their next public brawl!
I'm looking forward to her funeral and to his murder trial. Now, that's entertainment.
Agreed that the dude in this clip is way hotter than his squished-trollface wife who can barely communicate in English (perhaps he's fluent in Portguese? but, I doubt it). Brazilians are often super-hot (see Gisele Bundchen) but this one is not in the least except for her fantastic mane of thick, glossy hair. I do love HHI, and watch it every chance I get.
I love that in the photo above, they're sitting on a raft labelled "airhead." How lame are they that Chris pulled up his shirt in a club and she couldn't contain her horniness, there and then?
On one hand, I blame her for going back but on the other hand, so many women (not just a low-talent fame-ho like RiRi) get into this cycle and that's one of the most pernicious and common outcomes of abuse: the abuser getting to a point where she accepts it and tells herself that he's "changed."
Brown and Rhianna deserve each other. Looking forward to the next news report wherein he beats her with a 2x4 and then she shoots him. Mazeltov.
Speaking of HH, I like the domestic American version a lot more, because all the hos on it are such stupid, demanding, entitled shits, and I like alternately screaming at their stupidity ("Oh my God, I'm paying $150k - where are my granite counter tops? Where is my huge sunken bathtub? Where's the infinity swimming pool?") and being embarrassed by their classlessness.
International HH sometimes features foreign people looking for houses, and they're usually a lot more polite, realistic and grateful to be getting anything at all. Not nearly as entertaining.
What I don't get is why they're continuing this whole leaving/arriving at different times and in separate vehicles BS. We've all known that she's been fucking him for quite some time, so why the charade? The only interesting part was when there was speculation that she was fucking Ashton Kutcher for a minute. Interesting because as far as douches are concerned, he was a huge step UP.
I felt very bad for her when he beat her up, but just like everyone else I will not care if/when it happens again.
I used to think she was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and I like her music. But that photo MK used says it all. She's just a hood-rat when she hangs out with the angry beaver, and stupid is just not pretty.
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 1:02pm.
As for Ri-Ri, she's grown.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Regarding Chris and Rihanna...he's an asshole idiot, and she's just young and stupid. Eventually this relationship with him won't be exciting anymore, and she will move on. But not until she grows up.
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The funniest part of this entire thread is that Rafaella has NO idea what her boyfriend is saying. Lol
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Think the raft says it all.
What else do you expect from someone who's dad was a woman beater and explained away Fisty's beatdown on his daughter.
She's from trash, so is he.