Anderson Cooper Goes In On Star Jones For Calling Him A Stunt Queen

While some of us were lighting sparklers from our b-holes to celebrate The Silver Fox casually giving up his spot in the glass closet, that Aqualish-looking ass bitch Star Jones said on Today that she thinks he completely choreographed his coming out for maximum attention and to pull up the ratings of his talk show. On today's episode of Anderson, the Rhoda to Anderson's Mary, Andy Cohen, brought up his coming out, and the Silver Fox said that the only thing that tore a strip of silver leaf off of his fox hole was what Star said. Anderson stuffed some dried bitchiness into a tea bag, dropped that tea bag in a mug full of lukewarm tap water and then served it to Star Jones:

"I will say and I actually haven't mentioned this, the only thing that did kind of annoy me and actually it annoyed my mom who brought it up to me, Star Jones of all people, I know you mentioned it on your show. Star Jones of all people, I haven't thought about Star Jones in I don't know how long. I was unaware she was even on TV still but she apparently shows up on a morning show on Today or Good Morning America, The Today Show. Anyway, out of the blue Star Jones said after I sent this email Star Jones said this was a ratings ploy by me to boost ratings."

As Dirt Star Jones ran that burn under cold water, Anderson said that she's obviously letting her ass lips do the talking, because what she said was a pile of dingles and didn't even make sense.

"That's why it so annoyed me because of all the ways to boost ratings, like if I was wanting to boost ratings I would have waited to announce it on a very special episode, that would have been promo'd for weeks and weeks and there would have been commercials, 'Anderson's huge announcement,' and you would have a cut away of the audience but instead I was in Africa on assignment for 60 Minutes, I sent an email to a friend of mine who put it on a website. I gave no interviews about it, I never talked about it. I wasn't even on the air for days afterward and so suddenly Star Jones, who as memory serves, in terms of boosting ratings, I seem to recall her hocking her wedding every single day to get free products when she was on The View and I seem to recall her lying about her gastric bypass surgery and making everybody else lie about it as well. So for her to suddenly emerge out of the shadows and suddenly attack me for this, I couldn't believe it.

And my mom was like, 'Who is Star Jones?' Anyway, so I can't even believe I am bringing this up because I don't even want to give Star Jones the attention. I never planned on talking about this but we invited Star Jones to come on this show and she turned us down."

Star Jones is a scared bitch and that's why she can't face the Silver Fox. But you know, it sounds like Anderson still has some shit to say to her, so I'll be happy to slip on an E.T. costume, throw a black wig on my head and let him slap me, whip me and shade me like I'm Star Jones.

Star's dumb ass is probably already getting punished for this anyway. I can only imagine the cuntified text messages that Gay Al Reynolds is sending her. Now that Star has pissed off the Silver Fox off, there's no way Gay Al will ever get an invitation to Anderson's Sunday afternoon tea party. Gay Al's gay social life is OVAH!

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Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:16pm.

DAAAAAAAAYUM!

Now it's official that Coop's gay, cuz he went slap OFF on Star like only a man with an inner diva can!

LMFAO at him calling her out for hawking her beard wedding on the View and lying repeatedlt about her obvious ass gastric bypass! Star is such a fucking bitch.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:43am.

Team Mah Boo on this one. Star Jones is no longer relevant. Loved how AC gave her the "Bitch, Don't!"
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Submitted by jennyb on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:39am.

Thanks, Chris! And working there you would need to get the name of the "caller" so the Dr's would know who the patient was. No big deal, right? Nope. she would refuse to give her name, or give a fake one-even though you just talked to her you knew it was her. The issue was everything was recorded and we had to be super polite (if you were rude you got fired on the spot) which was not a problem for me, but there were a lot of cigarette breaks taken by staff after getting off the phone with her.

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Submitted by jennyb on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:36pm.

That does not surprise me.

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Submitted by jennyb on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:06am.

I love this site but rarely comment, this time I had to put in my two cents. No matter what anyone thinks of Anderson Cooper or Andy Cohen (hey, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it!) but Star Jones is a total bitch. Years ago I worked for a Dr's answering service in NYC. We got a lot of calls from celebrities (and regular people too) and THE WORST person to ever talk to was Star Jones. She would be yelling as soon as you answered the call, cursing, insulting and just plain horrible. We would try to make the call go as smoothly as possible to get in touch with the Dr or hospital, but she would keep you on the phone way longer than necessary to yell and curse for no reason. In the 5 years I worked there she was by far the nastiest, rudest person I ever spoke with.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:29am.

I loved how he read her the riot act! He's fabulous.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:47pm.

No matter how much success, Coopers' ego is still so fragile that he has to talk about this shit at length? And next to that useless jackass Andy Cohen no less. I don't think either one of them is cute (ever see Cooper in person? Granny Clampett without the long hair) and what the fuck does Andy Cohen do besides awkwardly ramble on about useless z-list celebrities? Star Jones, Cooper and Cohen are all famewhores who live for the attention of their pseudo-celebrity. At least Cooper has a real career, though. Anyway, have a lovely day.

Submitted by Zilly on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:40pm.

You didn't even mention how cute Andyson look together!!!

Star Jones bye bye biotch!!

Submitted by TyInTenn on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:26pm.

The part that cracked me up is when he said his Mother was like, "Who is this Star Jones?" GV cracks me up. No where near reality, but if she likes it there, I have to give her credit. As for Anderson, as long as he doesn't hook up with Calvin's ex - I am still lovin' his hot little ass.

Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:34pm.

I'm glad he said something about the lie about the gastric bypass surgery.

I don't care if you have it, but don't pretend that you worked really hard like lots of people who worked hard and lost a lot of weight the hard (RIGHT) way.

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:34pm.

My computer is on fire now thanks to all that flaming. Cheers MK, you owe me a laptop.

Submitted by Untogether on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:32pm.

The lady doth protest too much! I'm looking at you Anderson. It's interesting how his "friend" published and email and that's how he explains his coming out party. It sounds about as orchestrated as anything. It's funny how Anderson tries to stay above the fray while at the same time putting Star on Blast. Star Jones definitely has these stunt queens number. And why not? Game does recognize game.
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Submitted by Peppy Deerfield on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:46pm.

I first started following dlisted back when Star Jones was getting married. The comments from dlisters on Big Gay Al, and Star with her flapjack titties, had me peeing my pants.

Submitted by PHIL on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:58pm.

remember when we all took anderson cooper seriously?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:25pm.

That Starbitch has some nerve saying this was done for ratings. The Silver Fox doesn't get pissed off in public often so good for him to mention it. Lol Andy Cohen saying he'd moderate.

MK, I'm sure AC would play slappy-cakes with you if you asked him nicely! ;p

"that Aqualish-looking ass bitch Star Jones" *dies* ha ha ha

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:15pm.

I forgot about that corporate wedding of hers, the bitch. Where everything had to be F-R-E-E or she threatened to go on that show of hers and bad mouth the product. Remember her and NeNe's epic showdown on Celebrity Apprentice where NeNe had her number down good in front of Mr. Trump and all the little Trumps?

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:43pm.

Star's the winner here, because when has she last been featured on dlisted? Anderson appears all too frequently...

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:42pm.

Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:01pm.
Anderson may have come out as a gay man a few months ago, but he came out as a bitchy queen TODAY!
Go guuuurl!

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:38pm.
When a gay man is pissed off, the word "bitchy" somehow always comes into play. It's like you can't be genuinely angry or upset without someone hinting at bitchiness or throwing "queen" in there. Star really sucks as a human being and he had a right to vent. I'm not into Anderson Cooper, but I say good for him.

Funny, if it was a straight dude saying exactly the same words, with the same voice, with the same manners, nobody would use the words QUEEN or GIRL.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:39pm.

Cannot stand Anderson's voice & Star is annoying so idrc.

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Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:31pm.

Anderson may have come out as a gay man a few months ago, but he came out as a bitchy queen TODAY!
Go guuuurl!

Submitted by DianaDeath on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:23pm.

Star Jones always reminds me of a dehydrated, malnourished water buffalo working the rice paddy.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:11pm.

It's weird, I HATE Andy on his stupid show or anything he does on Bravo, but whenever he's interviewed by somebody else or doing something like this I find him very affable.

Anderson always sort of seems like an asshole to me, every time there is a "Anderson calls out..." or "Hilarious Anderson rant about..." he always seems like a dick.

Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:10pm.

Two queens calling out a fag hag for calling one of them out for being a stunt queen. Bitch, please. All three of these famewhores are black kettles.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Submitted by king_kogar on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:08pm.

You are the funniest human of all time!

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:08pm.

When a gay man is pissed off, the word "bitchy" somehow always comes into play. It's like you can't be genuinely angry or upset without someone hinting at bitchiness or throwing "queen" in there. Star really sucks as a human being and he had a right to vent. I'm not into Anderson Cooper, but I say good for him.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:07pm.

@IV, haha agreed. I just like using quotes from The Replacements......I'm weird like that. ;-)

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:01pm.

BB, true I guess, but she was everywhere for a while, on the view, doing some legal show, writing a book, getting very publically married, then dropped off the face of the earth seemingly. She was happening for a while there.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:58pm.

Star is not a has been, she's a never was been.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:53pm.

She's a hasbeen, he's a wannabe, both of them suck. I love that Anderson brought his mom into it though. "My mom's all like, whooooo??" Gurlfren, GLoria Vanderbilt herself donno who u r! Oh, SNAP!

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Submitted by flawsmosis on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:51pm.

Since he's supposedly a journalist who goes out of his way to engage in these sort of public arguments I'd say stunt queen sounds about right haha.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:48pm.

And I STILL have NOT ONE FUCK TO GIVE ABOUT THIS.

Now, who's going to get me some soft serve?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:46pm.

I don't want to watch this. I already feel like punching a baby in the throat.

Doctors should know better then to give a ragging bitch prednisone. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*makes Psycho stabbing noises*

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:45pm.

...oh please...one stunt queen calling out another stunt queen to the queen of stunt queen television...

...b*tch slaps all around for this posse of p*ssies...

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:44pm.

I forgot to add that I hate Star Jones too.

I thought Anderson was going to start crying.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:43pm.

Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:36pm.
Star Jones Twitter response to this mess:

Star Jones ‏@StarJonesEsq

I was wrong. @andersoncooper didn't come out as a ratings ploy. He used ME talking about him coming out @todayshow as a ratings ploy. #mybad

LMFAO @ Anderson using Star for publicity!! Weak. *roasts marshmallows on Star*

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:41pm.

I loathe Andy Cohen.

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:29pm.

Oh that is beautiful. I like how he mentions her name over and over. Love you, AnderCoo!

Submitted by sillykat on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:27pm.

Andy Chonies was just sitting there looking like he wanted to tongue Andy's ass for that whole clip. I used to love me some A-Coop but he came off as a petty bitch in that video. I thought you had more class than to scuff with Star Jones, gurl.

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:26pm.

LOL @ "Dirt Star Jones"

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:26pm.

Star is just mad that without Al as her passport she is a non-fucking-factor (h/t MK) on the NYC social scene. The queen you keep, is the queen who keeps you, honey.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:22pm.

Hahaha @ Dirt Star Jones, ET mask, ran that burn under cold water, and AC's whole bitch slap including his mom's "who is Star Jones?".

*pisses on Star because she's on fire*

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:19pm.

star jones. UGH! whored out her entire wedding so she wouldn't have to pay.

Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:23pm.

Anderson Cooper *swooooonnn*

Andy Cohen is the real derp.

That Nene clip was priceless. Where's Barbara Walters, now?

Submitted by nittfox77 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:13pm.

Hell, Anderson didn't just get her with his own put down, he had his MAMA (the Queen of all Stunt Queens, people) put her down.

And my mom was like, 'Who is Star Jones?' Anyway, so I can't even believe I am bringing this up because I don't even want to give Star Jones the attention. I never planned on talking about this but we invited Star Jones to come on this show and she turned us down."

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:10pm.

Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:36pm.

Star Jones Twitter response to this mess:

Star Jones ‏@StarJonesEsq

I was wrong. @andersoncooper didn't come out as a ratings ploy. He used ME talking about him coming out @todayshow as a ratings ploy.
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oh honey she's so mad!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:06pm.

Star Jones Twitter response to this mess:

Star Jones ‏@StarJonesEsq

I was wrong. @andersoncooper didn't come out as a ratings ploy. He used ME talking about him coming out @todayshow as a ratings ploy. #mybad

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:05pm.

He wasnt a stunt quee for how he came out, but that bitching up there made him look as queeny as you can get. He could have handled that with more class than this.