Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke's Luxurious Wig

Who cares if Mickey Rourke is doing your auntie wrong by wearing her Liz Claiborne sunglasses from TJ Maxx and her favorite argyle sweater from the Talbots outlet mall, he's bringing heat to the streets with that strawberry blonde loveliness on his head. Now is a good time to buy stock in Oster, because hundreds of middle-aged moms who just got this same haircut at MasterCuts are going to shave themselves bald after seeing Mickey Rourke wear the shit out of their hairstyle. Make those chonies drop with every swish of your fanny pack purse, Mickey!

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Submitted by angela34 on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:43am.

I never understood the people who feel the need to wear wigs, natural looks is always a lot better than artificial tricks that eventually are so obvious. He could use some HairEnergizer for his natural hair and solve the problem in a less embarrassing way.

Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:52pm.

OMG! Is he wearing one of those T-shirt extenders so his belly won't show? So demure!

http://www.target.com/p/blush-accessories-tee-shirt-extender-white/-/A-1...

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:45am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:06am.

The shitty thing is that she's the decent one. My sister only wants me home so I can take all of my shit out of my mother's house. You know, take it back to Boston with me. Any normal person would have offered to store it in her attic, but that would inconvenience the bitch.

She absolutely will not take no for an answer. And she can't help; she has to get the iPhone 5. It's only okay to help others as long as it's only helping her and she's not inconvenienced in any fucking way. Because she's skinny and beautiful, she gets every fucking thing she wants in life. She's never had to struggle for a single goddamn thing and since she hasn't, that must mean I haven't. If I complain about anything I'm just a lazy, shiftless goodfornothing bitch that should be thankful because other people have real problems, etc.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:43am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:31am.

That sucks. I wouldn't go. If you go you are just going to be pissed off anyways. That's not what Christmas is about. :(

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:36am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:31am.
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Aww Chris, what a bitch. Tell the family you won't be able to make it because you can't even afford the ticket. You'd love to but finances won't allow it this year. Can't believe that at Christmas, she can't be more charitable! Maybe they can put together a little help for you. Otherwise, stand firm. Sounds like she makes it so unpleasant she should be disinvited.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:01am.

Fucking Christmas. My cunt of a sister is demanding that I go home for Christmas and refuses to pick me up in Memphis or Columbus which is loads cheaper than flying to Tupelo. If I buy a fucking ticket, a) it wipes out my savings and b) I won't have enough for baggage fees. This bitch demands everybody do her bidding, yells and screams until she gets her way, and refuses to be compromising. I swear to fuck when my mother dies, I'm breaking all contact with everybody in my fucking shitheap of a family.

Fuck you, bitch. I hope you watch your fucking husband die and you wind up fucking homeless.

And if you make ONE fucking comment about my fucking eyebrows, I'll fucking beat you to fucking death.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:24am.

I can't remember who kept mentioning in the OP or another thread yesterday about the South Park episode making fun of honey boo boo, but I finally caught the show last night and it was friggin' hilarious!

Sometimes, Matt and Trey can really do a good job with the social commentary and sometimes I think that they're too high to give a fuck. This was one of those good episodes. Until something else newsworthy happens, I think the rest of the season will suck. But the Walmart/mobility carts/Honey Boo Boo thing was classic.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:41am.

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:35pm.

First picture, second row, the Johnny Thunders dude behind him - I didn't know hairstyles like that existed except on The Sopranos or Goodfellas.
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That same guy was photographed walking around with Arnold S earlier this week or last week. I wonder if he's a hair stylist or something because both Arnold and Micky seem to be sporting the same shade of Loreal Light Golden Brown haircolor. Weird.

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:18am.

Mickey's boxing career destoyed his looks, but he keeps swinging. Like his desert boots.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:44am.

Hey BangoSkank, in case you see this, about Keurig coffee makers, I got one as a gift and then liked it so much bought one for the office. They're great! You can buy all sorts of blends online too, I have a few that I really like. Very practical and fast! Hope you get one! ;)

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Submitted by Monqi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:35am.

That Mickey Rourke is now carrying his dogs on his head is no surprise but WTF about this zombified stalker. He was hugged by Arnold Schwarzenegger on the 29th of september post... Who is next?? Now I have to go through all snapshots of former glory movie stars to see if Death is stalking on them too!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:29am.

Werk it, werk it... Lol

♬ "You can leave your wig on/You can leave your wig on..." ♬ No really, keep it on! :)

*Remembers 9 1/2 weeks Mickey fondly*

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:27am.

Not even 100 comments in OP?

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Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:53pm.

I just barely sampled Mumford and Son's music. I can't believe they sold so many records in its first week. Very interesting.

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Submitted by rosehips69 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:36pm.

Re: Micky. Male vanity, particularly around aging, is painful to watch. Also, WTF is he wearing??

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:21pm.

II was watching the CW version of American Idol. So exciting.

No snow yet, Bacon. I'm not going to complain. I have a bad feeling it's going to be a long winter.

Submitted by A__________Z on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:44pm.

I thought it was Axel Rose. I think they have the same plastic surgeon.

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Submitted by Gaslight on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:39pm.

A rattled Obama may have been given an extra poor performance last night due to this developing story:

A national magazine and a national web site are preparing a blockbuster donor scandal story.

Obama campaign has been trying to block the story. But a key source said it plans to publish the story Friday.

According to the sources, a taxpayer watchdog group conducted a nine-month investigation into presidential fundraising and has uncovered thousands of cases of credit card solicitations and donations to Obama, allegedly from unsecure accounts, and many from overseas. That might be a violation of federal election laws.

Submitted by cheray on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:12pm.

Proof you dont need to be fat and wrinkled to look hideous. But he only appears bad cos he used to look sooo good. His hair looks real enough, but the colour does nothing for him. Did he do wee wees on his pants leg or is that something else?

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:50pm.

I'm jumping back in again. Poor Britters even cries when the singers choke and forget the words. She is so empathetic with them..she should not be there. Everyone is taking advantage of her. Ok I'll get off my soapbox for now. Love you guys,

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:38pm.

Hey you sluts, I'm jumping in here to say I'm watching X Factor. Britters eyes look sooooo bad as if she is heavily medicated and she zones out occasionally.i don't care what anyone says, I feel bad for her. Her family is like make that money bitch.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:26pm.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:44pm.

Everyone's watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape clip over and over, I reckon.

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:23pm.

Thanks for the opinions Twatty & Beaker, much appreciated!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:22pm.

pushy -- hey, baby, sorry I missed you.

UBF -- are you still under the weather?

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:16pm.

Same stylist as Johnny Depp, just has him walk around in the morning and put on the first thing he finds in category, shirt, pants, shoes, done!

I don't believe that dog-raper blind item. I know people get arrested for that all the time, but the story didn't ring true.

If he's a rampant dog-raper and he gets a hold of someone's pet, and decides to HAVE SEX WITH A DOG in a dressing room on a movie set, I'm pretty sure he would lock the door? Even if he didn't what set is arranged where you can come in off the street and barge in to a private area?
Also, once the person returned, grabbed their dog and left, and it's their word against his, WHY would he try to contact them to give them money? Contacting them and giving them money are both proof. I think they made that up. I didn't find any of the usual clues in it.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:14pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:20pm.
Where is everyone hiding? 77 comments in OP????

Everyone's watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape clip over and over, I reckon.

How's zee nose, UBF?

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:08pm.

Mickey Rourke morphing into Mickey Rooney

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Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:05pm.

First picture, second row, the Johnny Thunders dude behind him - I didn't know hairstyles like that existed except on The Sopranos or Goodfellas.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:50pm.

Where is everyone hiding? 77 comments in OP????

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:27pm.
That outfit has me all kinds of confused. Where's the sleeves of the shirt he's supposed to wear under his argyle vest? And what's that white thing hanging down under it.

I thought it was a new style--jock strap on the outside. This guy is a heck of an actor but man
he is really a mess.

Hi and Bye Twatty & Dog. Talk to you in a few days.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:58pm.

Eight and a half minutes into the new season of Supernatural and I already can't with Sam or his hair.

Jared Padelecki suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:58pm.

Twattie, I would have liked you even if you didn't say that. Thank you but you shouldn't say you're sorry unless you did something wrong. You didn't. I've taken things the wrong way, too, but unlike you, I make an ass of myself and then I HAVE TO say sorry. LOL! Thank you, though. And I really didn't mean to offend anyone. That site reminds me of that "Shit My Kids Do" site. I guess it's a "you had to be there" situation.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:57pm.

That outfit has me all kinds of confused. Where's the sleeves of the shirt he's supposed to wear under his argyle vest? And what's that white thing hanging down under it.

And long hair on an old dude looks ridiculous.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:50pm.

Dude has grandpa arms, and it looks like his nurse forgot to remove the blood pressure cuff.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:47pm.

Dog -- I don't want to fight. I'm being way too sensitive & unfortunately didn't take it in the light-hearted manner you intended it to be. Can we be friends again?

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:43pm.

Hey hos. How's tricks?

Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:41pm.

The old skinny streak of shit dressed in black in one of those pics .... looks like Ronnie Wood .... was in a pic with Arnold Schwarzenegger this week dressed in exactly the same beetle like clothing.... a star fucker??

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:42pm.

Twat Muffin, you haven't said what you're POV view is.

That site is hilarious because it gets back at parents like me who thinks everyone believes their kids are as "cute" as they do. My childless friends always tell me to shaddup when I start to tell another kid story. Sorry if you don't get that. Not my fault if you misunderstood me. It wasn't posted to offend anyone. I only mentioned you because I thought you'd think it was funny. Forgive me for thinking you'd have a sense of humor about it.

*shrugs*

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 5:29pm.

Dog -- but you did mention me specifically in your post, that's why I feel a bit sensitive here. Please understand my point of view.

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 6:14pm

I like mine a lot. I like that you can have two different cups of coffee in a morning. I like to start with a strong Italian blend and after something not so strong like a flavoured coffee. The only downside would be that I will get about halfway through a cup before it'll get a bit cold and you can't just top it up to make it warm again. But I probably waste less than I used to making whole pots. Just don't make the same mistake I did and try the store brand that's on sale. I didn't realize it was "instant" and the taste resembled soya sauce. Gross.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:58pm.

Twattie, sorry but I've heard you complain about that very thing more times than I can count. Maybe not about anyone here, but you do complain about parents yapping about their kids. But I wasn't slamming you or anyone. Sheesh.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:52pm.

Bango Skank -- hey, I'm getting a Keurig machine tomorrow. A friend has one, it broke, she ended up returning hers to Bed, Bath & Beyond but had an offer from Keurig to replace it for $79, so I'm getting a $200 machine for the $79. Call out for me in a couple days -- I can tell you then what I think. Another thing, I've already bought discounted K-cups at TJ Maxx & Marshall's. And if you become a member at www.keurig.com, you can get discounted K-cups & more. Also, it's good for people who wants more selection & don't make pots of coffee. And there's this little gadget you can buy where you put a little filter into where you can use whatever kind of coffee you like, so you don't necessarily just have to buy K-cups. I'll fill you in on it more if you like.

Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:46pm.

If what he supposedly did to Carre Otis is true, he completely deserves his face.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:44pm.

What do Dlisters think of those Kuerig (sp?) coffee makers?

I usually grind our coffee fresh every week, but that gets old.... Plus, we usually dump out as much as we drink... I try making half a pot or less, but it's either too strong, or it's the one day we need an extra cup to get going....

Any opinions would be greatly appreciated.

I gotta bail, but will swing back in a few hours....

Thanks!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:34pm.

Dog -- I'm not a kid person, but I don't mind if you guys brag about your kids; I don't have a problem with that.

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 4:34pm.

Oh, Mickey. *sigh* What's this you haven't got goin' on?...an argyle vest over a wife-beater?...ladies' shades?...and that ice-skater hair! Good Gawd.

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