George Clooney Hasn't Fired Stacy Keibler Yet
Thank you to the paparazzo who showed us that Stacy Keibler and George Clooney look kind of cute when he casually whispers in her ear, "What's your name again, toots? One of those tricks with a mic might ask me."
The U.S. unemployment rate did not rise by 0.000001% today, because Stacy Keibler still has a job. At last night's premiere of Argo in Beverly Hills, Stacy and George answered to those pink slip rumors the only way they know how: with a completely natural love party on the red carpet. You can tell that George still has love for Stacy, because he's barely even looking at her! This makes me feel things, because it's like looking at most of my past dates. "I just bought you a slice of pizza and you want me to make eye contact with you too? DAMN. What's next? You're going to whine about how I don't completely stop the car when I push you out the door while dropping you off. Ungrateful!"
George is probably keeping Stacy around for another awards season, because he realized that he's too old for this shit. And by "this shit," I mean training another award show escort on how to Magic Erase the word "marriage" from her vocabulary and how to always stand to his right, because his left side is his magic side. I, for one, am glad George is not trading this trick in for a newer trick, because learning a new name is exhausting for all of us.
And speaking of having the chemistry of an urethra wart and tap water, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were also there last night!
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Um, is George gay? Never heard that before. And why do Brangeloonies hate him?
So many questions....
Wasn't Affleck on some show talking about the kid and marriage thing isn't for him. His ass would have been thrown out the day before that shit aired. I don't think they are a happy couple.
Clooney and what's her name, better than Clooney and Larson. At least this one knows the playbookand doesnt say stupid shit out of her mouth.
Starving is much less expensive.
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Jen's face is a little masculine but also has aged very well. She looks younger than a lot of women much younger than her. She should add a little color to her face with makeup... she looks so tired.
Stacy Kiebler's body... DAMN. I'm sure she works out 8 hrs/day to get it that way.
Ben looks weird... has he had work done or something?
You have to also increase fats, and acct to Gary Taubes, veggIes are overrated. And there are cheaper meal delivery services. I found one for about 150 for 21 meals after a fall discount I might try, though I don't know what kind of oils they use and I definitely won't spend money eating out as much.
Mel tang_ the girl who runs that site seems cray cray. Have you scrolled down on the home page?
Mani6.....nixing bread, pasta, potato's and sugar..... :0
How did this evil sentence ever find it's way out of your beautiful mouf??? :'(
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Lol you guys!!
I agree, the meal delivery of perfect foods prepared just the way you like them is probably out of most of us 'commoners' reach.
This pic (with Looney cut out) is going on my frig, though. Great inspiration.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:23am.
No need for the high $$ meal delivery. That is for rich folks who forgot what grocery stores look like. After reading that interview...It confirmed what I already knew. The bitch is basically on South Beach. Go online and get recipes. Its basically nixing bread, pasta, potatoes and sugar.
Like I said, I never reached Keibler status, but there was a time when I was shedding for a friend's wedding and, with the no carbs and one hour of gym time 5 times a week, got pretty fucking tight and right. And with no carbs you don't hate life for a long time because the weight does come off pretty fast. Like in a week.
I am still kicking my Zumba and Bodypump teachers' asses, though.
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Lucifer called it a couple of days ago . George has a mouth like Guy Smiley on the Muppets.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:43pm.
I think that website just gave me an eating disorder *vomits dinner*
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:43pm.
Looks like she works very hard for that body and she has the meals delivered to her door everyday. It's great if you can afford to do that!
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He does look, he's got old man mouth.
I don't know why she is with him. I mean I know he has money, but so do a lot of other younger, hotter men. He looks old. His eyebrows are hairy like an old man and I bet he has hair growing out of his ears. He doesn't look good! Yes, no, and NEXT on this one...
George Clooney annoys me to no end; especially when he starts talking about politics.
I only liked him on facts of life.
http://healthyskinnyforlife.tumblr.com/post/18496054849/stacy-keiblers-d...
Here is what Stacy's rotine looks like if anyone is interested.
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Luvmehateme, hahahahaha! Your post made me Lol.
Her body is pretty sick. I wonder what her daily diet/routine is in addition to dancing?
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Her body makes me want to go right up to the instructor's of both my weight lifting class and my Zumba class and punch their fucking teeth down their throat.
And, as they are both lying unconscious on the ground, I will staple a picture of this bitch in this dress to their skin and say..."4 years, countless hours and no carbs...and I never reached Keibler status. Kindly go fuck yourselves"
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Stacy has an beautiful silhouette, wow at that back. She could get anyone she wants, should her contract ever expire, so no worries for her, lol. And Jen looks quite pretty too! :p
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 5:55pm.
I've never thought Georgie was ghey. I think that those rumours persist because he's such an inveterate bachelor and doesn't settle down and marry, so it's assumed he must be ghey. Maybe he just likes screwing many beautiful women, one after the other, instead of tying himself down to one.
I agree and also don't forget that he was actually married once before to Talia Balsam.
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ahmazing body on Stacy....all Jorge's women have great bodies, but this one has the best by far, I would kill for those arms....she looks like she could kick his ass too, maybe that is why she is still around...he is too scared to end her contract caues she would kick his ass into next week....
Both these women are attractive, but they both also look tired. That Stacy doesn't look as "perky" as usual and her smile is fake. I think she looked happier and healthier when she first hooked up with OfcourseI'mnotGay Clooney.
I've never thought Georgie was ghey. I think that those rumours persist because he's such an inveterate bachelor and doesn't settle down and marry, so it's assumed he must be ghey. Maybe he just likes screwing many beautiful women, one after the other, instead of tying himself down to one.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 5:35pm.
And wasn't she fucking around with Ben while still married to the guy on Felicity?
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I think she was still married to that guy when she started fucking around with Vartan. When she met Affleck, she dumped Vartan and had him fired. IIRC.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
Stacy Kiebler's body is ROCKIN' but she needs to lay off the tanning for a few decades; her skin is starting to look like a handbag. I could *totally* see her as the gayelle lovah of Cindy Crawford. How hot would that be?!
I agree that Jennifer Garner is miserable but wants to hold onto her marriage since she knows that she would have faded into oblivion like so many other pretty TV actresses once they hit their 30s; Ben is her ticket to Hollywood power. Besides, in spite of the oh-this-old-thing?-I bought-it-at-Gap image she likes to present, she digs the diamonds he lavishes on her when he's caught cheating. And yeah, I believe Ted C. who said she was one of the biggest bitches in that bitch-filled town.
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Hmmm...that wouldn't surprise me. Her image seems so carefully calculated.
And wasn't she fucking around with Ben while still married to the guy on Felicity?
Why does Ben Affleck always have that "I can haz cheezburger" look on his face?
I just want to wipe that right off!
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Gawd....Jennifer Garner is SO freakin pretty!! .....and without a bunch of Juvederm. *jealous*
I sound like a broken record all of the time, but I still really think that Stacey is too good for manbaby Clooney, even despite her budget hair colour and matching eyeshadow to dress shades like it were 1987.
And, I prefer Garner's body with a hint of softness and less muscly as it is now, especially since she's looking more and more like a man in the face (a beautiful woman, but one who wouldn't look out of place on Ru Paul's TV show...)
Stacy Kiebler's body is ROCKIN' but she needs to lay off the tanning for a few decades; her skin is starting to look like a handbag. I could *totally* see her as the gayelle lovah of Cindy Crawford. How hot would that be?!
I agree that Jennifer Garner is miserable but wants to hold onto her marriage since she knows that she would have faded into oblivion like so many other pretty TV actresses once they hit their 30s; Ben is her ticket to Hollywood power. Besides, in spite of the oh-this-old-thing?-I bought-it-at-Gap image she likes to present, she digs the diamonds he lavishes on her when he's caught cheating. And yeah, I believe Ted C. who said she was one of the biggest bitches in that bitch-filled town.
Funny, I saw the pic of Tom Ford hugging on to some gross geriatric and I said aloud "who would want to hug on to some gross old geriatric?"
Then I scrolled down and saw a pic of Stacey hugging George. She and Tom Ford are in the same boat.
I'd buy the Jennifer Garner's mother earth, Betty Crocker image if she'd only give the photo ops with her kids a rest. My favorite was the photo op she arranged where she was carrying a casserole down the street in Brentwood. Oh please. She's so phony. It's no wonder she and Jessica Biels are good friends.
Affleck is a drunk, philandering gambler. He does look pretty good here.
Submitted by cmag on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:53pm.
FOr me personally, 13 going on 30. I freaking love that movie. Hahaha.
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Jennifer and Stacy are both hot. But Stacy looks boring as hell.
Ben and George are both major football douchebags. Can't figure out how either one made it in the industry.
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Submitted by cmag on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:53pm.
For everyone that likes Jennifer Garner, I gotta ask why?__________________________________________________
Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 3:03pm.
Because she is a college graduate, her kids wear glasses and kid clothes, and she did her own stunt work on "Alias".
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I was just gonna say: Because she was Sydney Bristow, bitch!
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 3:01pm.
I was so thinking the same thing. Maybe hair completely off the face isn't the best look for her.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:49pm.
You know, I thought so too until I tried a sample. Never went back to tampons. I have much less cramping and my period is shorter by a day. They do take some getting used to, but I dig 'em.
Tonight I will be drunk posting with my friends Absolut Vanilla, Diet Coke, and pizza.
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Submitted by cmag on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:53pm.
For everyone that likes Jennifer Garner, I gotta ask why?
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Because she is a college graduate, her kids wear glasses and kid clothes, and she did her own stunt work on "Alias".
ETA: And, Victor Garber is her best friend...
am I on the late show when it comes to how FAR back Staceys hairline is??
it's almost to the middle of her dam entire skull!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:49pm.
You know, I thought so too until I tried a sample. Never went back to tampons. I have much less cramping and my period is shorter by a day. They do take some getting used to, but I dig 'em.
Tonight I will be drunk posting with my friends Absolut Vanilla, Diet Coke, and pizza.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:52pm.
I don't think it's that bad, but I see the weird fold above her left boob where it looks like she has too much room in the chest. Maybe it's the way she is standing though, because it's not there in other pictures? I don't really like the weird shiny stripy things running down the sides, but I've seen worse (like Nicole Kidman yesterday).
Ugh, Keibler's dress is FUG. It looks like a longer, dress version of the cheap girdles they sell in the chinese variety shops in my hood.
And geez, Jennifer - would it kill you to put forth SOME effort with your appearance? I get that you're a frumpy mommy, but on the red carpet too? FFS, do something with your hair!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:53pm
I agree. I thought the length of the dress seemed a bit odd, like it should be shorter or longer. It looks weird like that.
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I could see her as a talk show host on Entertainment Tonight. Like what's her face Nancy O'dell? or a younger version of Heart.
Jennifer looks tired.
But then again, any mother with two toddlers and a 6 month old WOULD be tired.
I saw her on Ellen recently (shut UP!) and she came across as a homebody who raises her own children. Yes, she may have help, but not like the Brangalina's with their 310 nannies.
For everyone that likes Jennifer Garner, I gotta ask why? Have you guys never read Ted Casablanca? He used to talk smack about her all the time, about how she was controlling and manipulative i.e. photo ops with her dimply kids all the time.
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Stacy should be happy that dress has those cut outs that show off her awesome body, because no one is looking at the front of that hideous dress. WTF? It looks like it's made by Jansen for Frederick's of Hollywood. The length is terrible and those seams across the front are pure what the fuckery.
she's beautiful no doubt and has a terrific body, but she looks homely and boring or too sweet and mature beyond her years. Too sophisticated perhaps for a good time guy like Clooney.
Louise you think so? I think the dress is really ill fitting on top, like she "borrowed" the dress so did no alterations.
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I wish Stacey would fire her body and give it to me, lol.
Jennifer's dress is gorgeous (love red), but she's phoning it in in the facial region.