Open Post: Hosted By The Many Looks Of Brad Pitt
Here's Brad Pitt looking like a dandy Southern sugar daddy who's about to strangle his Puerto Rican twink lover with his gold robe belt for fucking the pool boy in the backyard cabana. This is some piping hot Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil realness and it's made my nipple slits spit out drops of sweet tea. Blame it on the eyebrows above his lip.
Brad Pitt had a pretty boring conversation with Guy Ritchie for Interview Magazine, but what's really selling this mess is him playing dress up. Brad dressed up as a gay mobster (or Johnny Hallyday), Billy Ray Cyrus and a constipated stoner rasta. Rasta Brad is what Brad would naturally look like if Angie Jo didn't make the child army hold him down while she takes a FURminator and a whole bottle of shampoo to his greasy mop.
I've never really noticed this before, but when you get real close up to Brad's face his skin kind of looks like hardened terra cotta clay covered with clumpy foundation. Smooth it out, girl, smooth it out.
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He definitely offers a lot of looks over the years. Unsure which one he loves the most here. So much to get from them all here. He is such a great actor. Dog Squad
red bottom shoes sale
The most believable persona is the stoned dred locks Brad. Dressup imitating life.
FML, seriously. So we've been in a tight financial spot for about a month and this week we was supposed to have extra money that is until Wells Fargo decided to fuck us in the ass.
Okay so I deposited my hubbys check on Friday (10/5) at 5:00pm and check the account on Saturday. It says "funds available" so I go on and pay some bills and buy groceries. Fast forward to this morning and I get a nice email saying that the check is being held on "insufficient funds". Funny how no one else in the company ever has any problems cashing their checks and they've pulled this shit before with us(back in July) and the check had enough funds. They are holding the check until 10/17. The account is overdrafted and I feel like a piece of shit.
Does anyone else have problems with their bank wanting to hold checks for 12 days or am I just lucky? Is it normal for checks to take that long to clear? It just seems to me they are looking for ways to screw me over. I know crazy, right?
Mani6, I was sorry I didn't see it earlier! ;p
Ya, it's geting late. Night night all.
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What else is left if you have an interview with an old friend? Of course ya gotta dress up! ;p
"This is some piping hot Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil realness" - yes, it so is, LOL
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Thanks WR and PSL. I've been commenting on this blog a long time and like yourself have seen many posters come and go. It's just good to know where they go sometimes. Anyway...it's late so G'nite all.
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Mani, I talk to Slutty on the phone. I will call her tomorrow, and let her know you wished her HB and that you were bummed you missed her here.
...and Happy Birthday to YOU!
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Fly by night away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
Happy Birthday Mani6!!! ;p
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Of course I missed Slutty! Hope you had a great Bday!
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Thanks for sharing these yummy photos! Mmmmm, I love them.
well, jeeez... i guess that sugar cube salesman really wasn't playing around!... i gotta go, folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bAFITGnjrg
i'm kidding, i'm kidding!
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:18am.
*blushes*... glad to help!
just for that... you get some fun in the sun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIydkFr9G60
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:11am.
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ESE, don't listen to your mother. They don't know squat. What. I'm a mom so I can say that.
Your useless info just entertained me and made me laugh until I had tears coming down my face....not at all useless in my book, very,very valuable. ;-)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:11am.
i waste my life collecting useless knowledge, and petty gags, of course!... at least, that's what my mother tells me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:58pm.
Wow, the spammers are going cuckoo .
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lets pretend that their name is Kyle, and that they have a mom, shall we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pHUZJeRB0&feature=
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ESE, BAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I love it. Absolutely perfect. How do you do it?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:58pm.
Wow, the spammers are going cuckoo .
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lets pretend that their name is Kyle, and that they have a mom, shall we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pHUZJeRB0&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Wow, the spammers are going cuckoo .
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:51pm.
Yeah. I wonder if manners are becoming a lost art in the times when people are texting like crazy. But, who knows?
Goodnight, UBF. I just ordered a pizza that is going to put me off of my diet that I am on until I see John Rich in two weeks. UGH.
Good night everyone.
I m bout to take a nice hot bath with the cat sitting there staring at me (she is a perv) y'all have a good night!!!
Oh my God, did you read any of my posts after the one you are commenting on? People here are so quick to preach.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:03pm.
Hii Mike!
*Edit* lol
Ohh, UBF! I love you..even when I'm not drunk.
I am soo bored. And I can't even drive to the store. Lol. FML.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:37pm.
Any relationship scientists here today? okay, I know a hot guy. He is hot. I finally met his wife and I was thinking because he is hot, she would be hot too. Not the case. She is so plain, I don't even know how they got together. You see them together and it is completely illogical. My mind had question marks popping everywhere. How do these couples get together?
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Perhaps she's smart, witty, or both and maybe he's smart enough to know that beauty fades.
or maybe he is in love with her...are you in high school..with the "he's hot".. I doubt you need a relationship scientist ..what ever floats his boat
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:50pm.
Howdy.
Here's a pic of a non-photoshopped Pitt. Even Lainey who loves him says he has thin, old man skin. Heroina has aged him.
http://cdn.blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2011/05/61140PCN_Pitt02.jp...
Well, *waves at PHM* Say NO to the stalker!!!
And Bland Brad. Eww. No. Gross.
So I am drunk. At 8:20pm. I went to the casino and drank and left with $20.00 more than I went there with.
I might go hang out with my ex bf stalker, but would probably need to bring a can of mase and my rape whistle.
And I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
Hellooooooooooo everyone!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:18pm.
http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/. Hours of entertainment .
haha@freezer door cat
I really, really, really hate to say this (*looks Heaven-ward and hopes to avoid a lightning bolt*), but ok, here goes:
Brad, it might have been better for your own posterity and Hollywood legend if you had cashed out around the time of your divorce from Jen. You've so seriously lost the hot you could be a 4th grade room father at St. Sabina's in Chicago, and NONE of the 4th grade moms would give you a second look. Sorry sweetie, but there's nothing you can do to save yourself at this point. Just invest in golf lessons, loud print shirts and a platinum membership at the nearest strip club so you can occasionally weep into a watered-down Manhattan while trying to convince the 20 year-old stripper in front of you that it REALLY was you she saw in a late-night showing of that weird movie that had something to do with monkeys on HBO last night.
Hekki, hasn't he or wasn't he married to Rhea forever? was this before they got married?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:28pm.
Hey Mike, what's new with you?
Eh, nothing. Same old rut.
He needs to stop it already.
Hekki, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, just NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lil Rascal, thanks hon. ♥♥
Hey Mike, what's new with you?
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife. HAHAHAHAHA.
I posted on the other thread about this, but I'll ask in OP: did anyone else see the Margaret Cho bit where she talks about Danny DeVito hitting on her? I can't have imagined it. Anyone?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Happy birthday, Slutty!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Sans, WOOT!!! We will be done together, I have one more semester of coursework and then the fall semester to write my thesis and then graduation in December! That's awesome:)
If I were you I would probably speak with prof. Prioritizing is a HUGE part of grad school and if she can't hack it then maybe she doesn't belong. I know that' sounds mean, but. I know everyone knows this, but I have two small kids, a husband who works evenings and nights, a full load at school, and I am a grad assistant in my department so I tutor two days a week (at one campus) and also work two days a week at the main campus after my classes (and I have to maintain a strict GPA). And I get my work done, even when my kids are sick. If she is having problems or maybe her situation is not great at the moment, then she should have spoken with prof and figured something else out. It's not fair to expect others to do the all the work.
/rant. Sorry all. I'm tired lol.
http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/. Hours of entertainment .
The hot has been drained dry on this one. So sad.
whatup Turt! I know....I'm not an assertive person by nature (I just play a snarky bitch on the D; but I'm generally not one in real life, LOL). I hate situations like this; it's just awkward for everyone. One of my group members is even more pissed than I am; I think he already did email her privately and told her to get her shite together, and she still hasn't submitted her part (but did find time to write a not-so-nice email to everyone claiming that she's been home with her sick kids). I'm the one who has to submit the thing, so if its' not up to snuff by next week, I'm including a note to the prof saying that certain people didn't pull their weight. Hopefully it won't come to that.
I know I just have to get through this program....I'm slated to be done next December or January. That's not far off. But I'm just so. over. school. sighhhh.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Much as I really don't like him these days... he was really good in Inglorious Basterds.
SANS FARDS!!!! I got you, girl!!!
Do what you gotta do-as someone said, grad school isn't about making friends. It's about furthering YOU, to hell with everyone else. I know that sounds harsh but it's the truth. Found that out myself after spending my first semester trying to be the friendly one. Did. Not. Work.
*also over grad school*
ETA: we ALL have other things to do besides school work, what a bitch. I HATE those people!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:44pm.
Hey, Sluttsville, long time no see!
ah beb, if only I was going to earn that much $$$ when I'm done!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
@Andrei
Still playing catch-up, but I noticed your post about younger/future hookers, and had to respond.
A few months ago, while reading on my deck (an actual book with *gasp* paper pages) I looked up to find two twentysomething gals walking side-by-side down the street. Both had tech gadgets in hand that they were actively using. They were not speaking to one another AT ALL. WTF? You've got a REAL PERSON walking with you. Look up (if only to be aware of traffic) and have an actual conversation!
That said, I bought a laptop last month, and have yet to screw around with it for fear of blowing it up or starting it on fire. Lots of gray on this topic, and I speak not only of hairz.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:37pm.
I wouldn't worry about being "that girl." That should be reserved for social situations, like pulling someone aside when you can notice her "unfresh feeling."
You're not trying to make friends in graduate school - you're looking to build the skills to be the next Meg Whitman.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason