Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday to perfect prince Matt Bomer, the most flawless man ever.

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Mel-Tang, miss you too. Good to hear from you. *resumes staring at Bomer*

Yikes.

Matt Bomer, Stephen Moyer, Darryl Hall, Elmore Leonard: each man is sexy and/or interesting for different reasons.

Joan Cusack and Dawn French: each woman is one of the most talented comic actors in the history of acting.

Happy Birthday to all.

HB to delicious Matt Boner! What an easy-on-the-eyes hunk-a beef-cake in your link MK!

Also, Dawn, Joan and everyone else, lol

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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gabe saporta... birthday spanking, yes? come here, boo.

So I assume this is Bomer's attempt at Gungnam Style. Sweet. Wish I could see him do the horsey dance. He's so pretty. Happy b-day.

I see Matt Bomer made sure to be born on national coming out day. Well played sir *squinting eyes*

Happy belated Birfday, sluttsville! Great to see u back. I've missed your avatar. Haha

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www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Happy Birthday Matt Butt....er, Bone...um, Bomer!! :P. Wowza.

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RIMADYL KILLS

The Matt Bomer pics are my bday gift 2 days late, but it doesn't matter, nothing matters after seeing those pics. *stares*

Mary Bomer is certainly an attractive middle-aged homosexual but her peaches are certainly nothing special......and she also appears to be suffering from tinymeat.

Matt Boner. YUMMM. (Yes I know I misspelled his last name). WHY ARE ALL THE HOT ONE'S GAY!?!?!?

I really need to see Magic Mike.

Is it on DVD yet?

I clicked that link and now I've forgotten everything that has happened in my life before I clicked the link. Damn!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Happy birthday to Artie and Dawn French - both GREAT!

Oh myyyyyy (in George Takei voice) *fans self*

Matt Bomer is a beautiful beautiful man.

Also, HB to Sean Patrick Flannery. can't believe he's 47....he's aged very well. He was also hot as fuck in Boondock Saints.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

I can't believe Michelle Trachtenberg is 27. Seems like bitch has been around since forever and should be at least 40.

On the other hand, Dawn French and Daryl Hall are too awesome for words.

i'm amongst friends, right? i love hall and oates...

that is all...

oh and happy birthday to matt bomer's butt cheeks...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Here’s a little Hall and Oates, just for the halibut because they’re great.

Getting high on consolation over here…..letting the carbon monoxide choke the thoughts away… “She’s Gone”

For dlisted’s sweetie pie
“Sarah Smile”

For Chris Eccleston. let’s just say your opinion on Hall and Oates, well... “ I Can’t Go For That, No Can Do!

And for Whamo, the most romantic slut on dlisted….. Because your
“Kiss Is On My List” I am positive you are an expert Whamo!

ed: links fixed hope so....'Get back to work Thamar!'

Matt needs to leave his ass print in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre and a happy birthday to Dawn French.

Happy birthday Artie Lange, MC Lyte and freakin JOAN CUSACK!!!!! I loved her in Sixteen Candles with the "halo" trying to get a drink of water or listening to spazo hit on buttfuckugly Molly Ringwold on the school bus home...

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Happy Birthday to all the sluts, especially my fav old school rapper MC Lyte! Love all her tunes, especially her ode to manly men - Gotta Get a Ruffneck!

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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!

"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"

Hekki- David Morse is definitely one of those. He was amazing in Proof of Life but was totally overshadowed by the Russell Crowe/Meg Ryan relationship drama.

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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

HB to Elmore Leonard! Thanks for all the great summer reads and for giving us Justified.

HB to that hot slut Daryl Hall. Hall & Oates is my favorite guilty pleasure. *off to youtube some tunes*

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "David Morse is an amazing and criminally underrated actor."

Those are my favorite kinds of actors. I had to google David Morse, but once I saw him, knew the face. You'll imdb them and they'll have dozens or hundreds of roles listed.

LOL. I guess I wasn't the first to notice - that's why you should read before commenting :)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

He is hot but I totally thought that was Walk the Line era Joaquin Phoenix.

Any else see Magic Mike....Matt Bomer was YUM!

HBD Michelle Trachtenberg , MC Lyte (what happened to her?), Luke Perry and Joan Cusick.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

for you Hall and Oates fans:

http://www.livefromdarylshouse.com/currentep.html?ep_id=47

Daryl Hall with Sharon Jones of the Dap Kings, live.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:53am.

HB to the very very funny Dawn French. Hours of YouTube fun.
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...thanks for that...yes lots of YouTube fun with Dawn...and Jennifer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11IoaJX7Co
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...'...It's just a matter of common courtesy...you come in the house, you wipe your wheels!...'...

David Morse is an amazing and criminally underrated actor.

Emily Deschanel has the worst line delivery EVER. It's a shame, I used to really like Bones and I can't watch it anymore because of how crappy she is.

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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

*rubs hands together*

Yep, that nice ass needs a spanking.

Website MNPP is now on speed dial.

Happy birthday to the King of Bollywood. Can't believe he is 70-still gorgeous!

HB also to Joan Cusack. I especially loved her in "Working Girl" and "Two Much", where she stole the show from the bigger stars.

just have to share this pic of H&O .. what in the hell?????????? hahaha!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-62nd1d46Bjs/TixyBkb-lUI/AAAAAAAACoA/V9tEa9UPF-...

I also thought that was Joaquin at first glance! Happy Birthday to Beeeehhlll and Jane!

Thank you for the link MK. You are berry berry good to us.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:15am.

And that Bababooey-looking Darryl Hall. That is some of my favorite music of all time.
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I thought of this for you when I read that HekkI :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek&feature=relmfu

Deschanel...I'd jump her bones..ok lame but:P

Stephen Moyer...I'm sure he goes both ways just like Anna does

Jane Krakowski...love her on 30 Rock

Artie Lange...My man Artie, you funny fat fuck,
The Stern show SUCKS with out you, hope you have your shit together brother but you might want to let someone else cut the cake..just sayin

Joan Cusack...can't hate on Joan, she funny a hell and oddly sexy. Then at least, not sure about now

Dawn French...what can you say this one is DAMN funny. Freanch and Saunders are classic britcom

David Morse...I absolutely love this guy's work, he's done so many good films, he was great as the Dad in Down In the Valley with Ed Norton and Hounddog as the brain damaged dad.

Daryl Hall...Hall and Oates were absolute hit machines, wasn't really into it then but now that I'm older I find myself humming along and smiling for some reason.

Happy Bday Sluts

my dear Cyber girl WHERE ARE YOU!?

Happy birthday to those NALGAS!!! *purrs*

And to that terrific slut Dawn French.

And that Bababooey-looking Darryl Hall. That is some of my favorite music of all time.

Matt Bomer - Hot, but don't get the hype
Michelle Trachtenberg - Bitch
Gabe Saporta - Who?
Trevor Donovan - Who?
Emily Deschanel - Your show sucks and your sister annoys the fuck out of me
Jary McCarroll - Who?
MC Lyte - Half the calories of a regular MC
Constance Zimmer - Who?
Stephen Moyer - Beeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhllllllllllll is a shitty character
Jane Krakowski - Love her!!!
Artie Lange - Hope he continues to get better
Luke Perry - Meh.
Sean Patrick Flannery - Love!
Joan Cusack - Love!
Dawn French - Love!
Stephen Spinella - Who?
David Morse - I know the name...
Daryl Hall - Hahahahahaha, Hall & Oates was so awesomely bad
Amitabh Bachchan - Did MK sneeze when he was typing this name?
Elmore Leonard - Love him! Tishomingo Blues is a great book!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Happy Birthday Joan - you're a riot on Shameless

OMG THANK YOU! Matt Bomer's ass has made my year! was having a real crap day and then that came about lol. i'm pretty sure i was gonna say somthing else but cant remember. finding it hard to type or think right at this moment lol.

at first glance I thought it was a cleaned up version Joaquin Phoenix.. then I had a second gulp of Starfucks...

to this day, I STILL have a crush on Daryl Hall. HB baby *muah*

HB to the very very funny Dawn French. Hours of YouTube fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyo-GmcEXoE
Dawn as Elton

Thank the gods for the written stylings of Elmore Leonard. The happiest of days to you, sir.

Great list today. HB sluts!

Be Good to Each Other

HB to Dawn French , love her

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

HB Daryl Hall and thank you for Sara Smile, Maneater, I Can't Go for That etc etc etc!