Thursday, October 11th 2012
Hasn't The Situation Done Enough To Pussies?
What in the Carrot Top meets a bottle of brown hair dye HELL is the meaning of this?
Just like The Situation's roid acne, my retinas need an extra long scrubbing after staring at his new ad for Peta. Yes, that poor kitten is obviously traumatized from being pressed up against The Situation's overcooked and HGH-filled veal cutlet, but it should be grateful. That's not a terrifying vein on The Situation's arm, that's a worm that crawled out of that kitten's ass. The Situation's smug face scares worms out of pussies!
And all hate aside, this ad does deliver a very important message. You should definitely spay or neuter your Mike Sorrentino today.
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The Situation, or, as he is known in the UK after his Celeb Big Brother stint The Occasional Table.
red bottom shoes sale
How hypocritical - all this guy does is cook and eat animal products.
Did he and Paul Ryan above get the same memo about the red turned-around hats?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:49am.
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Ugh, disgust! omg, the horror... BACNE PUS?! *passes out*
This here is a busted face, but now I think Olivia Wilde was onto something with her dead vageena monologues!
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Looks like he's gettin' all Vin Diesel on us. Not that I'm sayin' they have somethin' in common. *hint hint*
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Loopy
TMI OMG. Nauseous and looking for a bucket.
gross his arm is bigger than his body.
soon he will look a gorilla.
don't these idiots understand proportion? its like guys at my gym who have upper bodies like shrek and lower bodies and legs like chicken little.
anyway whats bad about those guys, is their Bacne (back acne) cuz when a ho is deep in sexy times in missionary style and she scratches his back, she will pop the puss in the bacne, on his back... DEFINATELY a sexy time ruining moment when your fingers have acne puss on them and then the guy asks you to lick your fingers.
First Pamela Anderson and now this fool. PETA is a complete joke!
Something tells me that's the closest he has been or will ever get to anything called "pussy". Didn't Snookums and JWOW a while back wonder out loud why he hadn't come out yet?
I like how they have the flea collar on The Shituation instead of the cat. That is what's around his wrist, right?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I feel bad for the cat. It has to endure the smell of rotted cocoa butter, hair gel, & herp cream. Why would anyone think this oompa loompa is attractive?
So now he's obviously addicted to steroids.
"Jersey Sore" please don't let that be a typo ahahaha
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
His face looks a bit odd. I thought he had a thinner face than this?
I would think that any smart woman would vom when dealing with this guy. He was such a whore on that stupid show he was on. I avoided it like the plague, but you hear things.
shit this jagoff is turning into carrot top w/ all the steroids hes using.
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I actually think that is a pretty clever ad.
*dodges tomatoes*
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Dude is looking a little rough. I feel bad for the poor cat.
He looks weirder and more bloated than usual. Could coke withdrawal be the reason ??
I can say first hand that too much Puffy is indeed a bad thing. They are talking about Sean "Puffy" Combs, right?
FUCK PETA! Death to them for putting THIS out there!!!!
I want to punch any female who actually thought fucking this guy was a good idea.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Reminds me of, in "The Wizard of Oz" (stay with me, now) those Munchkins welcoming Dorothy who are dressed up like prizefighters/strong men. They're trying to look tough but they're just chubby-cheeked little guys and you have to laugh.
So fucking disgusting! Would only HIT IT.....
ON THE HEAD WITH A NAIL STUDDED BASEBALL BAT!
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Dude's a fucking joke ! Yuk ! Ugly as fuck too ! Please M. K. On Matt Bomers bIrthday too , please avert your eyes to this insidious creature / joke who reeks of
spray tan in a can. That poor lil kitty ^..^}}}~
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I wonder if the whole gang is pissed at Snooki for getting pregnant and messing up the whole premise of the show. Seems like she gets all the press now. I always thought this Bitchuation couldn't get fuglier. Apparently I was wrong.
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
Note to Mike Sorrentino: the gap between your brows shouldn't be the width of a 5-lane turnpike.
I watch the Jersey Shore (I know, I know). It's my guilty please - but hey, atleast I dont watch the Kardashians right?
This season is borrrrrrrrrrring and I won't be sad to see it go.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
All weekend saw commercials announcing the last season of jersey shore. I was watching football with my bf. BARF how old are they? They played a sad song in the commercial Lmao ain't nobody missing these boring bitches!!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:02pm.
I hope the Situation also gets neutered.
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DD He probably already lost them in a STD related skank bangin incident a few year ago.
BabyBunny--I think Peta jumped the pussy a loooooonnng time ago.
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PETA has lost their freaking minds....the Sitch is so repulsive, he would be lucky to even get a cat to raise her tail to him. He looks like a steroid filled asshole with the worlds tiniest diseased dick...there are at least 10,0000 sexier men they could have used instead of this assturd, who probably doesn't even like pussy anyhow.
I think they just like getting nekkid pics taken of themselves and then published for all to see.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:42pm.
What is it with celebrities and PETA . . .
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I hope the Situation also gets neutered.
Ha! Same thing I was thinking. On that note I hope the pussies got a safe helping of Valtrex added to their kibble.
"What in the Carrot Top meets a bottle of brown hair dye HELL is the meaning of this?" Yeah, you nailed it, MK.. Christ he's fug. *HURK*
he totes looks like he's on the sauce here
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:42pm.
What is it with celebrities and PETA and do most of these celebrities that pose for PETA even give a shit about animal rights? Because if I was famous, I'd like to raise awareness for animal cruelty and adopting pets but it sure as hell wouldn't be with PETA. (Speaking of animal awareness, does anyone else cry whenever the Shelter Pet Project commercials come on?)
one word answer: NO!
They only care bout the paycheck that Peta writes.
This man-boy is in his 40's now isn't he? He's definitely fucked with his face with botox and fillers. He looks ridiculous and it mystifies me that he is still on tv.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:27pm.
He should see if Jennifer Love Desperate is still interested in getting engaged to him for a few months.
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LOL, aww come on, we can't sick this Dbag on her regardless of how batshit she is. That would be criminal!
I thought this shiz was over, anyway....are they doing another season of JS?
if so, WHY?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Popeye is not & never has been attractive. Sammi has Cher hair.
Do they still have the duck phone? Remember when it was hsotd?! lol
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
He's starting to look like Peter Pumpkinhead from HCWDB.
And I know you BOYS will tolerate some serious uglies for a hot body, but he is undoable
What is it with celebrities and PETA and do most of these celebrities that pose for PETA even give a shit about animal rights? Because if I was famous, I'd like to raise awareness for animal cruelty and adopting pets but it sure as hell wouldn't be with PETA. (Speaking of animal awareness, does anyone else cry whenever the Shelter Pet Project commercials come on?)
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
@how dare you
At least in the other seasons we got to see pussy flashing, alcohol induced grenade hookups and Angelina using garbage bags as luggage....this season, Deena seems to be the main the focus of all the drama o_O who fucking watches the Jersey Shore for Deena?!?!
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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:32pm.
Speaking of Roasts, Id pay to see a Dim Lardassian or blowhan roast, that would be epic! Cause you know Dimmy Dim would get butt hurt and attempt to Krrryyyyyy. How can we make this happen!! Who do I contact! lol
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OMG you are BRILLIANT
Speaking of Roasts, Id pay to see a Dim Lardassian or blowhan roast, that would be epic! Cause you know Dimmy Dim would get butt hurt and attempt to Krrryyyyyy. How can we make this happen!! Who do I contact! lol
*gag*
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Oh good God, those poor poosies probably have a plethora of stds meow :( hes so grosski!! Im proud to say ive never watched a single episode of thier shittacular show. I did however endure him trying to be a comedian at the Charlie Sheen roast, just awful. He should NEVER open his mouth, ever!