Mitt Romney Is So Relieved
YES it is two Lohan posts back to back with another sprinkling of politics because annoying the shit out of people is fun!!! And then there's that slow news day angle, and I refuse to report on that Justin Bieber stolen video Twitter shit. Even a ho has standards.
Mitt Romney can finally quit lying awake at 3:00 am, clutching his teddy and staring at his ceiling tiles through streaming tears, wondering if he will get the oh-so-important nod of approval by Lindsay Lohan. The election gods have answered your prayers Mitt, and you have LiLo's support and vote. Probably, possibly, maybe. Mitt's camp must be thrilled.
E! Online (I know) says Lindsay was on the pink carpet at Mr Pink's Ginseng Drink Event (sounds like some really vigorous lesbian action, HOT) and while she was struttin' that ass she was asked who she was going to dangle her chad for.
She said "I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now." Then she said "It's a long story."
It's nice to see Lindsay finally coming to terms with her future employment options and getting real about something. I guess.
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"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
evim şahane-20 dakika izle-chat-20 dakika-evim şahane-evim şahane-evim şahane
red bottom shoes sale
Crackheads for Romney!
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Bitch is work challenged. Her only "job" is to pose with that drink and take a sip. And she cant even hold it right to show the brand. Idiot!
Seems logical....considering her conservative values and all.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
How is it humanly possible that Sarah Montiel, an 84 year old actress from Spain, looks younger and fresher than the entity we are discussing?
http://elpais.com/elpais/2012/10/12/gente/1350057827_636150.html
GG, he sprung it on me without warning, BAM! I'm lucky I didn't choke! I won't link to it, that was gruesome... hahaha
@Tojo, lmao yeah, she could fit a lot of stuff in there, a hamster could go spelunking in that place and never find it's way out! Well standing like that, it would have some light, so maybe it could crawl out! ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Mefunigirl, airing out the coochie garden in the chilly night air, HO'FO'SHO lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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GG lmao@ pubular!
Within, maybe she's going to do a little shoplifting and she's getting her favorite hiding place ready! ;) gross!
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NO FANK YOU WR! I have had enough of her pussy flashes to last this and the next life time.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Withy, at first I thought, well, its been so dam hot when was this? A girls gotta let it breathe once in a while.
But this was last night? It was 54 degrees last night in LA.
If its 54 degrees and you gotta air it out, youz a ho.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
GG, PUBULAR ZONE! AHAHAHAHAHA Did you see that pic of her getting out of the car that Loopy posted the other day? OMG, Pass me some of that bleach GG! LOL
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Tojo, IKR? Who stands that way in a short dress? Either that or she's on antibiotics, and we all know why. hehehehe ;p
Chick needs a month of sleep, and a thorough scrub down! lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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WR, I do not even want to contemplate her pubular zone!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Eeeewwww, Within! (although you're probably right) lol
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I gotta get away from this post, this bitch makes me so mad I could kill..
I think about her sleepwalking thru SNL and not giving a shit about anything or anyone while there are a zillion talented people who would have nailed and could have used and deserved the career boost ..
those plastic chipmunk cheeks make her look White OPrah's age too.
Die bitch.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Lilo needs some Feminine Freshness wipes. Thumb #2 tells me so. ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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ChristopherJohns on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:56pm.
HoHan endorsing Mittens is quite typical of the elitism that the Republicans follow. In their minds they and the 1% can fornicate like rabbits (and have access to birth control and abortion as well), and do all the drugs and party party party (remember the Bush twins?), but not for the rest of the 99% of us. Daddy gets to have his porn collection while you can't. Do as I say, not as I do. Hypocrisy is alive in America."
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I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. BLOOD SUCKING SATAN WORSHIPING ILLUMINATI SCUM.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
I agree with below , first off Im just glad she fucked off back to L.A. and got the hell outta NY , she was here less than a month and caused so much trouble , pain suffering ,drama and foolishness like the STUNT QUEEN coked up Long Island Beige TROSH she is...
So.. voting for Mittens there.. hmm... Womens Rights , much Linds? Guess not.
I despise this idiot and her whole fam damily
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
That picture is just in time for Halloween. The hair has shades reminiscent of pumpkins. And that face, I recognize it. I saw that same face on a plastic shrunken head at Party City.
go on girl! You and Dionne!
...and a sigh of relief loud enough to be heard on Sedna erupts from Democratic Party headquarters.
She looks constipated and ashy. Sadly this is an improvement
Hi...I'm here for the gangbang
Fuck her. OD now before Nov.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Im just glad she's the hell out of NY. Now deport the rest of her idiot family.
Hollywood people have no sense of what real life is.
Why the hell do I care who they'd vote for?
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
You know what this means, don't you?
If Mitt Romney is elected president, we're going to have to deal with Blohan insisting that her celebrity cachet helped get him elected, and insisting "This is an outrage! Call Mitt! He'll have you all fired!" whenever she gets busted/arrested.
Either that, or she'll try to wangle a "Happy Birthday" song. Ugh, imagine her doing her Marilyn thing - fried overbleached hair, saggy dress meant for a curvy woman, and grinding "Happy birthday, Mr. President" in a voice like a pug with a mouth full of gravel.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:39pm.
Just teasin'. Shall I send you a crate of it?
You're a lying thieving crack-head who has no concept of the value of a dollar....and Lindsay Lohan is voting against you?
Wow.
"she was asked who she was going to dangle her chad for." LOLOLOL MK!!
Remember that tweet blowhan sent to President Obama, where she said "Millionaires deserve tax breaks too!"? Well, he apparently didn't answer her (amazingly, he probably had other things to do), so I think she switched to Romney because she wants some of that sweet millionaire tax refund money she's heard he's going to be handing out...
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:43pm.
... She has been charged with several felonies over the years, but has always plead down to misdemeanors. So yes, she can legally vote, IF she was registered, which she is not.
So, this whore isn't even registered to vote, yet she's telling people "who she supports"? What a stupid bitch. Get registered, you asshole; either that or just shut your flapping gob...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
My guess is that both sides of this family suffer from some rare recessive genetic disorder. Their brains should definitely be studied after they are dead (but preferably sooner).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 3:14pm.
Where is the supposed "scratch" on her leg from her brawl with WO?
2" down from her cooter. Wanna see it? Yeah, thought so :)
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
Dear Lindsay,
No one cares about the opinion of an uneducated, cracked out skank.
Sincerely,
The entire population of The United States of America
Where is the supposed "scratch" on her leg from her brawl with WO?
Submitted by beware on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:55pm
OMG!! Beware, I LOOOOOVVEEE your avi! ITS SOO HOT!! MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!! lol
I know she's not a felon...I just like calling her one because she should be at this point.
Heres my say something nice of the day, her hair looks clean, and she doesnt look so bloated and cracked out. There. Ok now back to my bitchy self!
Darknight - WHOA! That be alot of coke debt!
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:43pm.
Sidenote: Dina is broke like a joke.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK
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Jeebus, Dina is broke ass. Probably the reason the bank doesn't want to foreclose is because of the liens. I don't know what NY state laws are, but in my state you can't sell a property with liens, unless the new owner agrees to pay the liens & clear the title.
Well, thank God Obama still has Amanda Bynes in his corner.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Sarah Palin face.
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Was she convicted of a felony? Or was everything commuted to a misdemeanor? I didn't think you could vote as a felon?
Edit: Posted right after M.E. answered all of the above. Thanks M.E. ;-)
Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:35pm.
Can this felon even vote? If she can, she's probably not even registered
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She is not a felon. She has been charged with several felonies over the years, but has always plead down to misdemeanors. So yes, she can legally vote, IF she was registered, which she is not.
Lindsay looks so healthy and refreshed. She is definitely the kind of person I want to take advise from.
Sidenote: Dina is broke like a joke.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK
Rande, I am a woman...I haz a husband. ;D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Even a crack Ho knows that Barack Obama is a useless sack of... umm.. I'll be kind...potatoes..
Can this felon even vote? If she can, she's probably not even registered.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Jennika7 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:30pm.
Eonline just reported she's not registered. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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She's registered to party, bitches!
Too funny. Can convicted felons even vote?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:21pm.
Well, ginseng is a miracle tuber. But just buy a root and make your own tea. Don't buy this over-fortified, processed junk. Also supposably good for male staying power, if I ain't being too coy.
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I tried to tell this dude that at an organic market I was in. He had a bottle with the root sitting in the liquid and was asking what's it for, how's it taste, is it any good. I kept saying "And it's good for men, it's good for guys, it's good for GUUUUYS."
Every damn woman there knew what I meant including his girl but that damn doofus didn't catch my drift. He was so stupid I assumed he must be packin' cuz that's how God likes to work. lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:25pm.
LOL! Here I thought you were a girl. I mean, it's right there in your name.
Get the real, fresh deal at a Korean market. I think the theory is it's a mild stimulant and helps with circulation. Plus it's shaped like a ween.