Defector Or Just Defective?
You know when someone is spinning this crazy tale and you know it's complete bullshit but it's kind of entertaining watching them elaborate on their ridiculousness so you keep nodding and going "mmmmhmmm, WOW, oh really?" all the while thinking "and then roman candle balls shot out of your ass and spelled TRUTH in the sky? Interesting!" That's the kind of slow dick pulling that is this latest from the Daily Mail.
Just like John Travolta is a sauna hating vagina aficionado without snap-on Lego hair, Tom Cruise is seriously considering cutting ties with his longest relationship, the CO$, to win back the hand of his lady love Katie Holmes and reunite their family according to this article from The Mail. Yes, the Mail is practically the gospel and would never lie tell, so we can all just accept this as fact and know that somewhere in the dimly lit and overly ornate underground $cientology headquarters, David Miscavige is clinging to a tear stained photo of him and his main ho Tom giving heil Hitleresque salutes in better days.
The article says that according to a source who won't identify himself for fear of getting disappeared, Tom is becoming "disenchanted" with the church that has cost him wives, family and career. Well Tom, that would be a great epiphany if it actually happened, but I think it's more like a crack head who blames everyone and everything else as they take another hit behind a filthy dumpster in a back alley instead of in their old comfy digs.
Although if he did actually leave skidmarks on the church as he sped away, maybe I could forgive him a little for the boring ass ball of YAWN that was their divorce. I mean, there we were in the middle of a gossip desert, dying of thirst and rubbing our hands together in anticipation of a long tall drink of clash of the Titans complete with spies, lies, cut brake lines, phone tapping and nightmarish truths coming to light, something that would make the Britney scandal look like a bedtime story, and he donned his highest lifts and pissed all over our dreams. WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN TOM. You owe us this.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:25am.
I think it's not like impotence, it's just that you're not attracted to anybody. It's like how gay people feel towards the opposite sex, except it's to BOTH sexes.
I could see him MAYBE being asexual, but trying to portray that sexy vibe because he seems like a weirdo who desperately wants people to adore him. Like Kim Kardashian, he's a spiritually empty person who has a vacuum of need for attention and adulation inside him.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
night night within
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 3:50am.
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So that's why you're always at the gym, lolllol watching Toby bend to move those sacks of seed! He's probably responsible for more training accidents and equipment breakdowns... *out of control spinning is dangerous to your health* hahaha
Night Loops!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 3:19am.
yeah he is the cliche gardener type, dark dusty blonde hair, stumble, rugged, yes sir reee. and when he is lifting stuff, his biceps ... *glazed eyes*
Lol Loopy, so they hired him for the buff show, and his landscaping? Can he see you guys through the window and does he know he's causing heart attacks inside? Maybe he does...!
@Sal, ITA with Loops on this one. Hugh all day at the beach, minus the scruff, yes! ;p
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:58am.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:01am.
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Good thing GG is gone, you would've broken her heart with that statement. :)
There is one pic of him slapping some dude's ass, but I don't think that's incriminating enough. If the Jackass guys frolic naked and dry hump each other all the time, then why can't KS get away with that? LOL.
The rumor with Jackman is that his "business" partner is actually his life partner. He goes everywhere with him. His wife is aware and the three of them live together.
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well ive seeing enough bisexual porn to know that can work :P jackman can be the sandwich in the middle of a fuck train.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:01am.
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Good thing GG is gone, you would've broken her heart with that statement. :)
There is one pic of him slapping some dude's ass, but I don't think that's incriminating enough. If the Jackass guys frolic naked and dry hump each other all the time, then why can't KS get away with that? LOL.
The rumor with Jackman is that his "business" partner is actually his life partner. He goes everywhere with him. His wife is aware and the three of them live together.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:51am.
youknow who else is hot?! the landscape gardener at my gym, he does landscaping around my gym and whenever im working out i can see out the window and that guy is HOT as hell.
not gym muscles, but pure hard work muscles. brute, sweat, raw, beer, YEAH! *faint* when he lifts those bags of manure holy crap, the biceps are soo defined.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:41am.
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Even got the boots to prove it.
*uniforms preferred but not required*
OnT: that down jacket is packin' in many places...
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:34am.
Ohmigod, you too? lols
Withy you got us pegged exactly right. Unashamed, heart of gold and mind of dirt. ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
You know it Loopy. Bambam, us too! ♡
#unashamed
#heartofgold
♫Like a virgin/Like a virgin/when your heart beats next to mine!♫
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bambam if you are pure as snow, i must be the virgin madonna (the bible one, not the old hag with a british accent). yeah thats right, i had a baby, who was going to be the next messiah, without having sex, aka katie holmes.
Forget you people. I am as pure as the driven snow. Just so happens that snow is packin'. :P
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Haha Bambam, well anytime you wish to share anything, please feel free. You're amongst friends here. You know there's no judgement of any kind as far as ho activities go, in fact, MK encourages it. lol
Speaking of MK, hor must be home by now. ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:21am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:14am.
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4 words that make anyone weak!
Bambam, loves to tease but he a big ho himself Loops. He can tell stories with the best of them. oh yes he can! ;p
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takes one ho to know another ho. thats why he calls us hos lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:14am.
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4 words that make anyone weak!
Bambam, loves to tease but he a big ho himself Loops. He can tell stories with the best of them. oh yes he can! ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:03am.
Bambam, see below, we were waiting for you to share some more about your man crush. #disappoint.
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hahahaha
Withy, alas, we were just two people randomly crossing paths, sharing a moment in time...
"Strangers in the niiiiight, exchanging glances, strangers in the niiiiiight, what were the chances...."
Sorry to disappoint ya hon, but there was no dooby dooby do going on. hahahaha
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
bambam, i hope you were fending women off with your security baton! lol
security guard, fireman, police, marines, sailors... don't judge people as horz!! its just the way human genetic was made, fit men in uniform. 4 words, makes the ladies weak.
and LOL at tommy as the human torch and flame on! HAHAHAHA
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:01am.
Loopy, all kidding (and hot man appreciating) aside, it's a very nice thing that you volunteer to help out like that! Do you do it every year? ;p
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yep every year.
life is boring in australia, surrounded by people complaining bout not getting the latest iphone 5 early or the theater didnt serve butter popcorn, so doing something like that is a good change.
and its like this one surgeon/doctor said, "i do it for selfish reasons, cuz it makes me happy" lol its soo true, cliche but true.
Bambam, see below, we were waiting for you to share some more about your man crush. #disappoint.
You're invited if you wanna come to do volunteer work. ;p
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Loopy, all kidding (and hot man appreciating) aside, it's a very nice thing that you volunteer to help out like that! Do you do it every year? ;p
@Sal, that was a very handsome picture of Kevin. Yes, GG definitely missed out.
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Gawd what hors y'all are, hors I tell ya! Geez, I remember when I worked part time as a security guard I got so much attention from women. A security guard for chrissakes! Sloots, alla ya!
And sorry to whomever this disappoints/offends but Kevin Spacey is gay, soooo gay. Hugh Jackman has had the rumors flitting about and he did do La Cage on broadway but he's in a long term marriage so you never know.
And Tammy should do an ensemble super hero movie, that'd be good for his image, give him some good pub. I'd think a remake of the Fantastic Four would be perfect for him. He could play the Human Torch.
He'd get to wear a leather jacket, ride a motorcycle, wear a skin tight blue uniform and when he needs his powers to kick in he'd just throw his hands up and say "Flame On!" Absolutely Fabulous! lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
WR i dont know all the spots lol, im only in those countries for 2-3 weeks a year.
there are other NGO workers who are there on 6months rotation, they know all the ins and outs
Woah Loopy, I'm thinking you won't steer us wrong! You're our guide so anything you are allowed to do, I figure is ok for us too.
YAY GG! Night night, sweet dreams! *Wearing your pants backwards* lol
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Night GG
WR & GG,
btw condoms and lube are readily handed out by every NGO firms and the military at these countries lol its like the olympics, sex sex sex. except olympics happens every 4 years.
its like a kit, here is your map, sim card for your phone, gastro tablets, antiseptic cream, mosquito spray and ohh condoms and lube.
WR, I have my dependent card - I can get us on base to the base clubs and fondle the innocent!
Nite WR, Loopy, Sal and anyone out there lurking.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
YASSS GG, plus you already know all the ins and outs of the navy! And Loopy's not yet mentioned the officers... hahaha
Imma look those charities up and volunteer us to do some work. The uniformed personnel and the parties are only the reward. If we're there we might as well not be snooty and go, right? Loopy can be our host. ;p
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Well good people I am turning in. And with that I'll leave you with this. As I was changing into my nightie I found that I had been wearing my yoga pants BACKWARDS all day. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR and GG.
well single ladies like my cousin have the time of their life at these places, cuz its no strings attached bonk fest with these guys.
its not "normal" society rules when you are working in those conditions, no ho can judge your ho game if you decide to fuck on the hot soldiers or other NGO workers. when you are in a 3rd world country, working all day in the hot/freezing cold, and there arent bars/restaurants/cinemas/shopping centres to unwind, get it on virile young fit soldiers is a favorite pass time.
I met these two girls, Canadian and German NGO workers, who told me so many stories. LOL and they were like oh yeah, this guy here does this and that.. like i said, no judgement, its a different environment. and basic human needs, need to be attended to :P
WR I think that we should go off and do our civic duty to help these poor guys who are so far from home...poor dears.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"the type of muscular leg, that can lift you up, pin u against the wall and support your weight whilst you know... ahem..."
*eyes roll back & face plant/ gets up dusts self off* Where is this magical place of which you speak of?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I know Loopy, teeheehee Does he go too? Because these volunteer missions sound way too fun and half nekkid and involve escorts! hahaha
Hell ya, those boys are strong. Like!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:29am.
its actually quite fascinating work, because you meet sooo many people from different countries, from all walks of life. and when the volunteering period is over, you kinda feel sad you gotta leave the country lol. it sounds weird to say that.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:29am.
nooeess, im already spoken for :P
i just admire the hot guys lol
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:22am.
"Half portuguese half brazilian guys, holding on to big guns, bulging biceps, wearing tight navy t-shirts, and sexy shaved heads and neck, battle boots, tight navy/grey camo combat pants showing a perfect butt."
*mouth open, wipes drool* Go on Loopy, go on..
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Some of them are half african/half brazilian too... Hola, como esta? muito Bem?
okay when they are off duty, they invite guys and girls from the foreign contingent to their parties on saturday nights. and its just like the hottest thing ive ever witnessed, i don't care if its douche-ish but fuck that, these guys dance and get hot and just take off their shirt and then they want everybody to get in the dance and its just half naked soldiers rubbing their bodies on you.
and sometimes i get to see the american marines hanging outside their army base, cuz they dont socialise outside the base much. when they are on duty, 6'4 tall, muscular guys holding onto a high powered gun. off duty, if they were to hang out at a restaurant/bar, these guys have the american crew shaven hair cut, crisp white t-shirts and athletic shorts (the really short one) and they have the sexiest muscular legs.
the type of muscular leg, that can lift you up, pin u against the wall and support your weight whilst you know... ahem...
Loopy, I can imagine! I did not know they had such charities! I hope you do take advantage and do your part, helping out all you can, I mean, on behalf of all civilians! *faints*
Now don't tease your cousin to much, or you'll get the *death glare* ;p
ETA, oh I see, Marine and Soldier escorts...
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OH MY GOD, SAL! *faints*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:15am.
Now you back off of Kevin! The reason he hasnt settled down is because he hasnt met ME!
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Haha GG, from what I read he had a GF of many years, that's the girl she took to the Oscars. Nothing/nobody else since then.
Here's a pic of a young KS, just to remind of what you missed out on.
http://www.feelny.net/photo/Kevin-Spacey-young87084.jpg
"Half portuguese half brazilian guys, holding on to big guns, bulging biceps, wearing tight navy t-shirts, and sexy shaved heads and neck, battle boots, tight navy/grey camo combat pants showing a perfect butt."
*mouth open, wipes drool* Go on Loopy, go on...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:19am.
Loopy come on down baby. Well hit up San Diego on a pay day and pick up a few sailors or marines ;)
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looll i'll be there, i just need to get ready. *rummages through closet for fuck me boots*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:15am.
Loopy, you do charity voluteer work with the soldiers and marines! Omg, HOW? good lawd! *rofl* ;p
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nooo not with soldiers and marines, the charity work varies from country to country, and it can be where we go and dig wells, or help construct buildings, schools, teach english, help them plant crops, or transport food and medicine to remote locations in a convoy and usually soldiers escort us. not that we would be in danger.
Loopy come on down baby. Well hit up San Diego on a pay day and pick up a few sailors or marines ;)
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:10am.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:02am.
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*Swoon* Bambam. Feel free to share more if you wish, anytime! lmao
I agree those servicemen look sharp! ;p
@Loopy, you too! hahaha
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yeah and the Portuguese troops, from the guard national republic, GNR have a high % of gay dudes, and my god they were extra hot. Half portuguese half brazilian guys, holding on to big guns, bulging biceps, wearing tight navy t-shirts, and sexy shaved heads and neck, battle boots, tight navy/grey camo combat pants showing a perfect butt.
and my cousin who works for an NGO at the country was like telling me "omg omg i wanna bang them" and i was like "girl look, they ghey, you have a dick? no? ok no chance"
Now you back off of Kevin! The reason he hasnt settled down is because he hasnt met ME!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Loopy, you do charity voluteer work with the soldiers and marines! Omg, HOW? good lawd! *rofl* ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:06am.
That's why I don't like to speculate, since I personally don't care either way if he is or isn't but that is a creepy thing of TG to say!
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ditto, but the regina george in me still likes to poke fun at tommy.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:02am.
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*Swoon* Bambam. Feel free to share more if you wish, anytime! lmao
I agree those servicemen look sharp! ;p
@Loopy, you too! hahaha
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