Breaking: RiRi Says Dumb Shit
Oh Rihanna. I usually love bad girls (see la Liz, Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss) but she makes it so very, very difficult. It's not the shitty music, or the titty baring outfits, or the seemingly low I.Q. It's that annoying habit she has of talking. You know, expressing herself.
So in this US Magazine article, they cover Vogue's November issue where they interview RiRi and here are just a few of the eloquent quotes that fluttered from her mouth like a delicate butterfly on a soft warm breeze. And because some of you may not speak butterfly, I took the liberty of translating for you.
"I would love to go on a date. You don't think that? I'm a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I have too many vaginas around me at this point."
Translation: Chris Brown never takes me anywhere. And I'm tired of him and his friends all up in my house.
"No one asks. Trust me on that. I'm waiting for the man who's ballsy enough to deal with me. I'm going to wait, though. You always find the wrong shit when you go looking."
Translation: Chris never takes me anywhere. And he is all pencil frank and no beans.
About her re-kindling her friendship (read: they're totally fucking) with Chris after her infamous 2009 beat-down, she said:
"(fans are) not on the inside. They can't see what I see, unless they're sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that."
Translation: You can't see what I see, because looking through black eyes makes things kinda blurry.
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Immodest Goddess & co:
This was many moons ago...9 years. Dude was arrested for sure. He tried to run off when my friends came back outside (this was at SxSW music fest) but I actually helped chase him down because he was not getting away. I wasn't seriously injured, but that was the only time I have ever literally had black and blue bruises.
May be people are too shocked to interfere. Maybe they're scared. Not positive how I would react if I witnessed violence. I'd at least make an effort to get help, not just stare.
Re: Ribrowna - they both tick me off. I was one of the few who tried to empathize with Brown. Not because I give a shit about him or his music, but because he gave a few interviews prior to the beating and spoke honestly about his dad beating on his mom. Learned behavior, cycle of abuse, etc. I thought "he's so young, let's not damn this kid yet!!!!" But right away he started acting like such a prick who honestly felt he did no wrong, had no humility just all that HATAZ GONNA HATE bs that is so nasty.
And she comes across as one if those unfortunate souls who think drama and pain are edgy and deep. Hopefully she will grow out if it and release more shitty music into the world.
"This world is a whore."
ohh nana whats my name..ohnana whats my name..whats my name. hay boy i really wanna get it you, cuz you just ma type oh nana...cuz me love long time..ohhnana..ohohohh
Dementa - I completely agree. There is something about both women's faces that lacks harmony. I can't explain it, either.
Sarah Smile
For the life of me, I can't figure out how anyone could find anything attractive about this woman.
Rhiana is classic case of young stars who stay emotionally stunted and immature due to their frequent isolation from real people at a very young age.
Took Tina Turner years to walk away and by then her whole adulthood was practically gone.
Can't take back years thats for sure.
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Well done SweeeeeeeeeeeetASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I bet her vagina smells like parmasean cheese.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Immodest Goddess: The attitude to domestic violence here is ATROCIOUS!
crazyinjapan: Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed.
No, you just wait until it's their turn to sit and scrounge for sympathy over their own abusive relationships. There was once a huge fuckwit hypocrite of a poster here who would bore everyone in every post to death with how she was beaten by her own boyfriend/ex; but in Rihanna posts she would be the first to say things like "I hope Chris beats the shit out of her and she dies!!1!1" Shame it's too late for me to wish the same on that person.
I just cannot stand her. She always looks dirty to me, like she needs a good bath/shower/scrub. And I HATE how sleazy she is in her videos. I can't believe she is having anything to do with that scumbag Brown.
Hi Doll Parts. That was awful! I'm so sorry that happened to you. Not to impose my feelings on your situation so correct me if I'm wrong, I think people's attitude while it happened and after was almost as bad as what happened. I don't know what happened in your case but people near me ran away and people in their cars stopped and watched. A couple of people even came out their cars and stood in the road and watched. Since then I'm trying hard to remain fair about this place and its people because some people were truly kind afterwards. But the domestic violence thing blew me away. Everyone without fail explained away the indifference with a flippant, we thought he was your boyfriend. He accosting me in the streets! I'm screaming and fighting! I'm clearly in serious distress and you fuckers stand and watch?! I shudder to imagine what it would be like if I was really being beaten by my lover. No wonder Rihanna constantly wants to get high. That's a terrible memory to live with. I still have trouble sleeping and I struggle to feel safe. Everywhere I go I feel people watching me and that I stand out. I mentioned this to a psychologist here and she said yes, people will watch you and you do stand out because people here don't have much to do and like to know other people's business. Comforting.
This isn't the slightest bit shocking; what would be shocking is if she used her brain before opening her mouth...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 1:47am.
WORD Immodest Goddess. Years ago a black dude punched me in the face and then picked up a pole and started beating me with it, yelling that I was a stupid bitch for hanging out with white dudes (I'm a black chick.) This was on a busy street in broad daylight. People kept on walking. After BEGGING someone to help me or call the cops, people told me they thought it was my boyfriend.
What. The. Fuck.
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oh look. that chick over there is being beaten by a man. HE MUST BE HER BOYFRIEND. what the serious fuck is wrong with people?? a yelling match, yeah maybe i'd stay out of it. but someone being beaten? im gonna risk my own safety. im so sorry that happened to you. disgusting.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Yah, I think its a bad pic because she is very attractive.
Doll parts, that's horrible; was the guy arrested?
Doll-Parts, that's awful. : (
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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:07am.
Am I the only one that sees Marc Anthony.
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OMG now that you mention it, I do too! I did think there was something off about her looks here. I think she's gorgeous btw, but I see the resemblance to Marc! D :
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Doll-Parts, that is a horrible story! wtf?
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:28pm.
to quote one of my favourite movies, Not Another Teen Movie, "I'm a mess" "No I'd say you're a huge fucking train wreck".
Anna lost her touch years ago, Vogue is just a couple of hundreds of pages of ads.
seriously if you saw that photo in the reel, would you go "yep thats it! thats the cover" ????
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 1:47am.
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Omg Doll-Parts, wtf? People are such idiots! What jerks! That guy too!
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WORD Immodest Goddess. Years ago a black dude punched me in the face and then picked up a pole and started beating me with it, yelling that I was a stupid bitch for hanging out with white dudes (I'm a black chick.) This was on a busy street in broad daylight. People kept on walking. After BEGGING someone to help me or call the cops, people told me they thought it was my boyfriend.
What. The. Fuck.
"This world is a whore."
you are a victim until you allow yourself to not be victimized anymore. that does not include going back to the person that victimized you in the first place. there is no strength in that.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Yeah, those swollen black eyes filled with tears really tend to blur your vision.
But not as bad as your abuser, who fucks up your head.
Am I the only one that sees Marc Anthony.
dementa, I agree with you. Though I do find Anne Hathaway to be beautiful.
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Don't kill me, but I don't think she's really beautiful. She SHOULD be. But there's something off about her face that keeps me from thinking she is. It's like they took a bunch of AA women with totally different kinds of beauty, took parts of their faces, and pasted them together into ONE woman's face.
Anne Hathaway gives me the same feeling.
Or maybe it's just her dead, soulless eyes. Most celebrities of whatever stripe are able to fake some kind of substance inside them when they're photographed, but her eyes… I just don't see anything in there. Like Kim Lardassian minus the cunning.
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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:53pm.
Oh I forgot that part. The attitude to domestic violence here is ATROCIOUS!
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Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:26pm.
omg who shot that awful color?
it looks like america's next top model cycle 4.
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Loopy, I know right. And why her? It's official, Anna has lost it.
omg who shot that awful color?
it looks like america's next top model cycle 4.
Why would anybody ask you on a date when your face is plastered all over TMZ sucking face with Fist Brown at the club? Nothing screams "I'm a strong confident woman...and available, too!" by snogging the man-child who beat you to a pulp just a few months back.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Will that B.S be enough to help her sell her new album?
Submitted by A__________Z on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:42pm
She acts like the textbook case of a sexually abused girl...She wants a real man? Well, she needs to be a real woman and stop with the playing the victim shit. A real man will step to a real woman. She basically said she is surrounded by pussies. I guess she meant Fists of Fury.
THIS
Submitted by A__________Z on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:42pm.
She acts like the textbook case of a sexually abused girl. It is sad, but you an only play victim for so long. At some point, you have to take responsibility for your actions and choices in life. Sure, it's not your fault if daddy or Uncle Joe or even Cosin Sue touched your bits when you were a child, but wen you're a grown assed woman trying to love the hurt away in the your abuser, well baby, you gotta accept the consequences of that.
I will be the frst to admit being sexually abused as a child will fuck you up in unimaginable ways, but how long can you cry, "But Daddy touched me?" At some point, you have to take it upon yourself to get healing and to not make choices from that place. Not easy by any means, but doable.
She wants a real man? Well, she needs to be a real woman and stop with the playing the victim shit. A real man will step to a real woman. She basically said she is surrounded by pussies. I guess she meant Fists of Fury.
She should beat herself up already before she goes out with Chris, this way they get that over with and she can just enjoy a night out.
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I really don't understand her appeal. Great body but her face is fugly. Take out those green contacts and she isn't much to look at.
Not all the islands are like that and not all the people in Barbados either. There aren't too many mixed people here compared to other islands so those that look different stand out. I have to be fair. They really have good customer service here though and take their tourism and national reputation seriously. You come here and have a bad time and they see it as a personal affront almost. And the island is beautiful.
Manly-looking Rihanna has zero charisma, charm and magnetism and the fact that Vogue put her streetwalker-looking self on their cover is a pathetic attempt at reaching younger readers. They should just stick with promoting anorexia, self-hatred and shallowness and leave the low-rent covers to Star Magazine. This is one Vogue I won't be buying.
Oh I forgot that part. The attitude to domestic violence here is ATROCIOUS! The general attitude from what I've seen is that it happens often, the woman likes it and if you mind your business things will settle back down. I was robbed here a few weeks ago - broad daylight, street full of people, nobody helped. When I asked why the neighbours, police all said, "Oh we thought it was your boyfriend." I said but I was screaming for help. The response? They always do but it doesn't mean anything.
Hearing that and seeing how Rihanna's dad always sells her business for quick cash made me realise life for her had to have been pretty awful what that shitty mentality.
Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:19pm
So, what you're saying is a chocolate sista like me would get no play in the islands? Hmmph, well cancel my ticket 'cause that sounds just lime the good ole US of A.
In all seriousness, pretty and dumb is a sad combination 'cause pretty only lasts for a few years. Glad I'm smart with two big um, assets, lol.
I'm not surprised to hear she had a hard time in school. Already knew she grew up with domestic violence as the norm. Something isn't right here. It isn't funny any more.
Night GG!
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Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:31pm.
I'm not surprised that she went back to Chris Brown. Both Rihanna and Chris Brown come from violent backgrounds where in both cases the father would beat the mother regularly, so neither of them have experienced a mutually satisfying relationship without the drama and violence. Personally, I'm not wishing that Chris Brown beats Rihanna again so she can learn her lesson, I've seen a lot of sick comments like that on here that personally I find distasteful, instead hoping that she'll outgrow this relationship eventually and learn from the experience.
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I agree with you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:49pm.
Hey, guys I just got the shit kicked out of me by O.J.jr. Wanna date me?
Um, no thanks, RiRi. I'd like to not have a Ron Goldman type of sitch pulled on me, but good luck to ya.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA I never looked at it that way, and I know it ain't right but omg that made me LOOOOOOOL.
people are staring.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Imagining thumb 2 is a floor full of bugs and wasps! heehee
#nocucarachas (those are nasty)
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I'm not surprised that she went back to Chris Brown. Both Rihanna and Chris Brown come from violent backgrounds where in both cases the father would beat the mother regularly, so neither of them have experienced a mutually satisfying relationship without the drama and violence.
Personally, I'm not wishing that Chris Brown beats Rihanna again so she can learn her lesson, I've seen a lot of sick comments like that on here that personally I find distasteful, instead hoping that she'll outgrow this relationship eventually and learn from the experience.
Good on you GG, keeping it cool for the kiddies! You don't want to terrify them, that's true! ;p
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WR, but the zombies for this shoot would be saying "whores"...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He is going to have the Toccata and Fuge playing with some purple lights going so that is his contribution this year. Nothing too scarey since a new family with some special needs kids moved into the cul de sac. We got some what scarey as the neighborhood kids grew up but these are little. It will be a while til I put the gibbet back up.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Every Halloween my neighbors across the street put up this angry-looking fake black cat ready to pounce on their front step. The thing vexes my pit bull-mix puppy to no end--which I have to admit is kind of funny. Though she is NOT amused.
Add to that masked midgets ringing her doorbell for a good four hours, and I'd say October 31 is right up there with July 4 as her least favorite day of the year...!
GG, lol, he'd do it? I've seen some cool stuff done with fluorescent glow in the dark figures! Love all of that, especially zombies! Remember Harold and Maude with all the death scenes? *dies* ... may be too scary for kiddies, hhehehe
OnT: say, the backdrop of this shoot, kind of looks like a perfect setting for a zombie movie, hmmm. ;p
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