Monday, October 15th 2012
Guess Who?
No, it's not Nicki Minaj, a skid row My Little Pony or Hair-tastic Barbie on the first day of her period. It's Christina Aguilera showing off her best side at the Pumpkin Patch with her cute little son Max and boyfriend what's-his-face in tow. Yes it's that time of year again when we get to see Shauna and Phoebe pose, pose, posing for their lives with pumpkin cleavage!!! So original. But while we wait for that main course, we can tide ourselves over with this Xtina snack.
Damn girl, was it laundry day or did you wake up hungover and naked at Goodwill?? And I don't even want to know what is going on in the first thumb, but I think the guys out there may not want to inspect it too hard. That shit looks painful.
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She needs to stop with that hair. I might have been okay with everything else about her in these pictures if she just didn't asshole it up with her damn hair like that.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!PERIOD HAIR!!!!!!!!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
that kid is actually cute as hell, especially the full one picture where he is surprised at the camera pointing at him. nevertheless, by wal mart standards she would be a goddess, however by celebrity standards she needs to lose about 15 lbs. jmo
somebodys hair is thinning, but I wont name names.
*whisper*christina*whisper*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:52am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:20am.
"Sk8er boi in a bottle"
"Come on over and gimme my happy ending"
"Fuck your body nobody's home"
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Loopy, you're a riot! ollolllolll Lavignera could do a clothing line together and come out with an Eau de Girlfriend in a Bottle! Ewwwwww hahahhaha ;p
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:20am.
"Sk8er boi in a bottle"
"Come on over and gimme my happy ending"
"Fuck your body nobody's home"
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Loopy, you're a riot! ollolllolll Lavignera could do a clothing line together and come out with an Eau de Girlfriend in a Bottle! Ewwwwww hahahhaha ;p
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OMG Its Avril Aguilera.
these two should totally do a duet, since they have the same hair style, they can do a mash up of their hit songs.
- Sk8er boi in a bottle
- Come on over and gimme my happy ending
- Complicated candyman
- Fuck your body nobody's home
- What a girl wants is a sk8er boi
- Losing grip i come undone
Oh Sweetas, you're hilarious!
Submitted by MR_F on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:51pm.
Didn't Stodden get kicked outta the patch because she was molesting the punkins?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:11pm.
Sadly you're probably right. She seems so obsessed with maintaining her fame, I bet she hardly ever sees the kid and doesn't like him much.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:26pm.
It allows them to be seen doing something "wholesome."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Sadly, as bad as she looks, she still looks better than she did last year (or possibly the year before). Then she was wearing too-small leggings that were SEE-THRU because they were stretched so far, her ass looked like it was the size of the moon, and she looked like she was in mid-bender. She was so drunk.
Her hair is friggin' ugly, tho. I agree it looks like Avril's hair, and Avril is also way too old for the "13-year-old rebel wannabe-punk chick who avoids anything that would make her not hot" look.
But I think it's worse with Xtina, because she has a kid and Avril (thankfully) hasn't spawned yet. When a person becomes a parent, you sort of expect them to act more maturely and be more self-aware… and Xtina is still acting like a 19-year-old Dirrty trainwreck.
That dude is morphing into Batboy. If she's gonna do that, why not get back with her ex?
Batboy Jr. is cute, though.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:23pm.
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Thank jeebus, it's not another Kuntrashian ass pictorial, no?! Praise be! Without the hair, just another lady at the pumpkin patch, nothing to see here, LOLOLOL
The kid's skulls t-shirt kicks AZZ though! *devil horns*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:19pm.
Dyed bozo hair like that cries for attention just like Katy Perry's blue horror! But she's shopping incognito, right? LOL
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Um, yeah...hence the SUNGLASSES. ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dyed bozo hair like that cries for attention just like Katy Perry's blue horror! But she's shopping incognito, right? LOL
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The hair and makeup are ridiculous, but I have no hate for outfit. Flannel, jeans and flats are totally appropriate for picking pumpkins!
I can't stand it when celebs dress sexy/fancy for their pumpkin patch photo ops (Chicken Cutlets & Courtney Stodden, anyone?)
Aw, I love her kid. He's so cute to me. Plus I have a soft spot for him because I have a sense he's seen Mommy sloppy drunk and nekkid a couple of times but he luvs her anyway.
Christina looks so bored though. She probably spends like 7 hours a week with her son, all of those hours pure torture. I feel ya, Christina. As someone with alcoholic tendencies, I know life can be awfully boring without a buzz.
You know, I'm sure everything she's wearing costs an arm and a leg but it looks like straight up WalMart gear. I mean, it's amazing how some ho's make EVERYTHING and ANYTHING they wear look cheap as fuck even when it's not (like that Kim Zolitacky woman from RHOA). Christina is just a tacky, tacky woman. There's no helping it. It's like trying to scrub the grifter skank stank off a Lohan. AIN'T.NEVER.GONNA.HAPPEN. It runs too deep. Lohans got grifter skank stank in they bone marrow and this trick has got tacky ho in hers.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 3:41pm.
I literally LOLed when I saw that sign, too! Omg.
And what's up with celebrities and pumpkin picking? Are celebrities that in to jack-o-lanterns or pumpkin pie? Or is it just the "it" spot for free pub.?
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
That hair is fucking awful, and this coming from someone with blue hair. Maybe all that lipstick she shellacs on her lips just melted down to her hair?
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
That HAIR. Chrissy is having a midlife crisis in a big way. She looks like she's trying to be Avril Lavigne circa 2005 (or today, frankly, 'cause that bitch never grows up or matures either).
They always catch her making the most ridiculous faces....or maybe she just has a ridiculous face. Lime Green Shoes with a sherbet sky blue flannel and bright Red Hair. LOL It she trying to get to South Park or what?
Well at least she doesn't look like she got done butt chugging.
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I have defended xtina in the past but I just can't with that hair! If you're over 25, you are not allowed to dye your hair any color in the rainbow!!
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wtf with all the people praising her for wearing supposedly properly fitting clothes? Are you all fat women who buy into the BS about drapey shirts being a good look because they "skim over your curves?" Because actually that shirt makes her look way fatter than she is due to her huge boobs. She should buy a smaller size, wear a tank top underneath and leave it unbuttoned at the chest. And don't get me started on the skinny jeans (that incidentally look like they're from Wal-mart), which make her look comically top heavy The fit over the ass is horrendous. ugh, pay attention to butt pockets! Don't these people have personal shoppers?!
Just some empirical advice/rants from a size 10/12 girl who's sick of people giving crap "tips" to the curvy (NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR FAT, PEOPLE OF ALL SIZES CAN BE CURVY) women. Man, I didn't realize how enraged I am about all this shit.
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Oh, Blanche. You know we got rats in the cellar?
she's not wearing leggings!!
Why do people but pumpkins this early? they rot way before Halloween, especially if you carve them.
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Okie dokie....I don't need to say anything, the pics speak for themselves.
It's the Great Big Fat Pumpkin Charlie Brown!
I'm guessing the blonde's her hair and all the awful rooster tail feathers are extensions.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
That hair! But she looks so much better with the proper size clothing, she actually looks smaller.
Her "cute son"? No.
That phallic pumpkin sign in thumb #1 is hilarious! SNAP!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
on the upside she's not wearing anything in a size 2small and i know what i'm gonna be for halloween this year.
I continue to be floored that someone, anyone, with her amount of money has hay on her head and thinks it looks good.
Hair aside (and I would have liked that in high school), I think she looks nice. She's actually wearing clothes that fit her body and flatter her shape.
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Raggedy Ann called. She wants her yarn back.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
her kid is cuter than expected and has really good hair. mommy on the other hand looks like someone dipped the lower half of her wig-ass head into a vat of leftover easter egg dye and left it there while running errands at Wal-Mart.
hey, I love Manic Panic too - especially when it was called "Crazy Color", came from London during the 70's punk era and I used it - but wtf is it with everyone and their mother's brother thinking they look so edgy 'cos they do it?
useless twats...
Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:57pm.
The flannel trend makes me want to throw a brick at the head of every single person wearing flannel. Sorry for the violent imagery. But flannel didnt work in the 90s and it doesn't work now.
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typical dyke hater!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ok, even my manic panic and kool-
aid hair experiments in HS looked better!!
I would do it hot pink like Gwen Stefani Return of Saturn era. Even at 15 I knew tips, all of the hair or streaks. That shit is just a hot mess girl!!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I think that flannel can look great, worn right. Not this pseudo-flannel with fringe shite.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Bigbendy! I'm maintaining, thanks! How are you?
Max isn't as unfortunate looking as I thought he would be, but he may be as cute as he's ever going to be...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 2:44pm.
Xtina certainly doesn't choose her men based on looks...Whoofta!
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Deb, ain't that the truth and nothing butt u. G. L. Y.
How you doing bAbe. Long time no talkee. ;-)
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I feel kinda sorry for these people that they have all that money and won't make the effort to find an actual farm that has a genuine autumn experience for the kids. They resort to a f'ing parking lot. *smh*
she looks like something out of Dr Seuss!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
The flannel trend makes me want to throw a brick at the head of every single person wearing flannel. Sorry for the violent imagery. But flannel didnt work in the 90s and it doesn't work now.
She's too old for hair like that.
Her shirt looks like an old grunge dude's castoff that was later used as a home ec project to practice sewing with. WTF is it? A shirt? A tablecloth? A curtain? All three?
Her hair is gross but I'm sure it's a sewn together mish-mash just like her shirt and not her actual hair.
OK I am REALLY diggin her in thumb 9. The whole face..... *Really?!??! This is SOOO neat huh hunnies?!?!?!* Mommy look is awesome!
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
Oh, I knew EXACTLY whose dumper that was. The flannel shirt and stringy over-processed shag was a dead giveaway.
I can't decide which is worse...Xtina's rainbow hair or Kelly Osbourne's grayish purple.
Someone mentioned fash-hole...Joan needs panelists who actually look decent (Fugliana & her nasty orange skin, Kelly & her nasty hair/stupid tattoos). George is the only panelist who ever looks halfway fashionable.