Sunday, October 21st 2012

Adele Is A Mom!

After what felt like the shortest making of a celebrity baby in the history of celebrity baby making, Adele gave birth to a baby on Friday night. Nurses and doctors at the hospital in Britain where she popped her first kid out were seen crying sad tears into a bowl of cake batter and lost dreams, because even Adele's birthin' yodel sounds like a sad, sad love song. The Sun says that 24-year-old Adele returned from the moon to birth out her first kid with her boyfriend Simon Konecki. The Daily Mail asked Adele's rep about this, but Adele's rep did what most of us are doing on this Hangover Sunday. Adele's rep rolled over on their side in their bed, screamed at the DM to get them a cheesy bagel and then ordered everyone to stop putting words in their ears.

"We are not releasing a statement at this time. No comment."

So we don't have a name or any other highly important details. The only thing we do know is that Adele's baby is in his crib, currently humming out a song about breaking up with his mom's womb. It will be debut #1 on iTunes in 15 countries and Grey's Anatomy will play it during a montage in their next episode.

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Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 3:49pm.

Mark Cavendish.
Bradley Wiggins.
Victoria Pendleton.
Ed Clancy Andy Fenn....
All Brits, but I am a cyclist :)

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My lover....
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“Lance Armstrong has no place in cycling,” UCI President Pat McQuaid said at a news conference in Geneva today. “He deserves to be forgotten in cycling.”

Can anyone even name anyone else in cycling? The Tour De France was not a household word before Armstrong. And the fact it's only nameable star cheated the whole time isn't going to do the sport any favors.

Can the US Post Office reclaim all that money it spent on sponsoring this cheating ass? The US could really use the money.

p.s. I LOVE Adele. Humble and true. Love her.

Did this become open post?
Lance Armstrong is a bitch. Sadly, it's probably some of those freaking growth hormones he took which gave him cancer. Can you imagine having an ego so huge you've got to give yourself cancer causing shit because you can't accept not just being one...but being one for like ten races?

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:10am.

Televised, I saw this last week on GMA. Totally teared up. It made me like her more as well.

Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 8:45am.

Lance Armstrong is being stripped of all of his Tour de France titles!

Happy Monday, everyone!

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Good. He can go give tips to Columbian drug lords. What a fucking asshole.

Thank you and Happy Monday to you too. I HATE MONDAYS

Too many celebrity babies and too much interest in them. I love Adele and I'm glad she's not giving a statement. Of course she had to do that or every media outlet would be calling her for a statement.

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Lance Armstrong is being stripped of all of his Tour de France titles!

Happy Monday, everyone!

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 1:10am.

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I am so happy to hear about Adele's new addition. Wonderful! She is a talented lady, and she does deserve to be happy.

Congrats to the new mother.

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ps: moms with autistic children, and the people who love them (you know who you are) - check this out - it is the most i have *ever* liked Katy Perry! (ferhlempt ovah heah):

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Submitted by FreakGeek on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:00am.

If it were up to Dina she would bring 5 bottles of vodka to the intervention and both her and Lindsay would be naked riding on top of Dr.Phil.

Michael Lohan is a famewhore but really it seems that he is trying to do something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8DPlTHrxIU

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i am vocal coaching a high school R&b band and trying to get them to protect their voices early on in their lives. one problem is, when you are young, you don;t believe old folks and think you are invincible, and that you can "belt" forever and not damage your vocal cords.

hence, throat surgery at 24,

i suspect that self-care hasn't been the highest thing on Adele's list in her life so far - it isnt for a lot of artist types - but hopefully she's with people who will encourage her to take proper care of herself all-around, especially now that she's a mom.

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Submitted by FreakGeek on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:00am

Ugh, this thing gets sadder by the day. The family makes its money by selling stories to the tabloids, and so we get this. She used to be such a cute kid-did you see the pics on the bottom? So sad.

I think MK is busy with his move, which I don't mind that much. Dude needs a vacay, I'm sure.

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Surprised MK didn't do an update: http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/21/lindsay-lohan-michael-lohan-cocaine-alcoho...

Now daddy Lohan is releasing emails between him, Lilo's manager, & her lawyer. They all think she's a hot mess...shocking I know.

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They released a statement to say they are not releasing a statement? Dumbasses.

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Ugh, ready for a new post.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 6:47pm

Aww Whamo lol. I don't move when my dog cuddles either. Because then you know you won't get a hug for two more hours. See, I'm thinking more of the lovin' *I* need!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:44pm.
Hi there:):) I sort of think it is the way she sings that might have injured her vocals. I remember a music teacher talking about "head tone"
alot. She doesn't seem have that alot. Still I do enjoy her music and a powerful voice. Did not realize Whitney sang from the throat. Today, Mr and I were at Big Lots (FU to anyone snubbing that) and they were playing one of Mariah Carey's famous songs. One of them where she squealed out several octaves. God, I hated that and I remember people going on and on about her range. whatever. But back to the voice.
Julia Andrews voice was ruined from surgery on her vocal chords or something in her throat.
I loved her voice. SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIOULIDOUCIOUS. no I am not googlling it. Night:)

Before singers and bands were able to become wealthy by selling CD's and touring every few years, now they gave to tour frequently to make money.

Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:59pm.
Not SNL, but LOL....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Oe8x537Ys&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igr8x_tE0ic
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what is an Adele lullaby like?
I can't believe she was pregnant! I hoped she laid off the smokes during this time.
Congrats and best wishes. How lovely.

Okay, new post please!

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Why are the posts seeming so slow lately? Is MK ok? What the heck? He moved and it seems the new posts are so long to come

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Ughhhh. New post, please!

I don't care about Adele having a baby.
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Douchechill!

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Congrats to her.And she is now a MOM .

Hopefully she doesn't stay happy for too long or she will have nothing to write good songs.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:18pm.

Whamo, since you are a singer----Do you think Adele had to have surgery on her vocal chords because she sings from her throat?
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That's a great question Pushy and I'll be honest I'm not sure. You're definately more apt to strain your voice not singing from the diaphragm no doubt but even some of the best singers that are trained to sing from the diaphragm have had vocal issues. I think Elton John had his voice issues in the 90s after obviously many years of singing. In Adele's case I would think simply singing back to back to back nights in such a short period of time would take a toll on her voice either way from simple over use. You'll often see singers on tour sing let the back-up singers hit those high notes or they'll hold the lower note not because they can't hit them but simply because they need to conserve their voice over a long tour schedual.

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Whitney Houston sang more from her throat than diaphragm. She was given instruction to correct her form but didn't pursue that training. Consequently, between the drugs and age, she "lost" her voice for the most part.

The best example: Elvis. No one had a harder schedule on the road. One show every night in a different city for weeks. He sang from the diaphragm and he had a 3 octave range which by any standard is exceptional. He was able to do this for years which is even more remarkable.

Adele is only 24. It will be interesting to see how long her career will be. Will she have a long career like a Celine or a Tom Jones or a very short one?

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Congrats to her I guess. Hopefully she doesn't stay happy for too long or she will have nothing to write songs about. LOL.

TOO MANY CELEBRITY BABIES!!!

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@ Reason....I meant to say on purpose lol (I changed it) my weekend was Meh, nothing exciting, you?

@ Meowser....exactly!

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Adele has something those other wankers posing as singers (perry, minaj, beyonce, etc..)lack in spades. She actually has talent. She can take time off if she wants, record when she feels like it, and tour when the spirit moves her. That talent isn't going to disappear overnight, it's a gift that if taken care of will last a lifetime.

Those other tricks will run out of their 15 minutes, hopefully sooner rather than later.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:20pm.
Whamo, that's interesting about the backup singers covering the really high/low notes on tour. Wonder if Mimi did that?
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Hey Sans I've never seen her sing live before but I would think especially because of her incredibly range there would be a need to protect her voice from a long strenuous tour. You're right though man can she sing!
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...? OK, Whamo, you'll be ♪♪♪, lol
Hope your Sunday's going good too, ♪♪♪! ;p

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 9:17pm.

what's up, Within and errbody else. I'm taking a break from midterm cramming....it's tomorrow, and quite frankly, I don't know shit. oh well!

WALKING DEAD is on in ten short minutos!

what channel

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Submitted by ... on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:46pm.
Whamo, I don't know if Adele planned it, could have been unexpected too.
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Hey I'm Sorry Reason I didn't see you're comment there lol! You know I'd never ignore you on purpose sweetie:) (((Reason))).

Ya you're right it might not have been planned, either way I can't see it hurting her career.

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Sans, good luck on it! Maybe you know more than you think, lol I have a week for my next one. ;p

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Whamo, that's interesting about the backup singers covering the really high/low notes on tour. Wonder if Mimi did that? I can't think of anyone else besides maybe some opera singers who have that big of a range....some of those high notes are simply unreal.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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what's up, Within and errbody else. I'm taking a break from midterm cramming....it's tomorrow, and quite frankly, I don't know shit. oh well!

WALKING DEAD is on in ten short minutos!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Oh, OK Whamo, it's like that is it? hmmmm? *hair flip* ollolloll *just kidding ya* ;p

Hi Lutrelle! lbnvs

Hiya Wowlie, Sans Fards! *waves* hahaha

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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 10/21/2012 - 7:59pm.
Not SNL, but LOL....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Oe8x537Ys&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igr8x_tE0ic
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ha! I'd rather buy perfume from him than pretentious old Bradley Pitt.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Lutrelle, what does lbvvs mean?

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what's good? time to pop that top on some moscato. lbvvs

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Daniee, those are pretty funny! lol Seven million, hahahaha

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