Everything Is Better Now That Jon's Hamm Roll Is Here
I see you darting your eyes between that water bottle and Jon Hamm's peen log to compare their sizes. Would it help if I told you that half of Jon Hamm's tube of Pillsbury rolls is hibernating up into his taint?
The magical thing about Jon's honey-baked Hamm log is that it's always looks like something different. Sometimes it looks like an obese weasel playing peek-a-boo in a bowl of key limes. Sometimes it looks like a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast sliding off of a plate. And while Jon was taking it for a walk yesterday, it looked like a fetus in an ultrasound scan. It's like Jon's dick is always playing a game of charades with us. Jon's piece is truly a lucky woman, because every time she pulls his pants down, she doesn't know if a giant skin pretzel or a curling kielbasa is going to land on her forehead.
And I also threw in some pictures of Jon at an event at the Paley Center yesterday. How many times do you think a trick asked Jon Hamm if she could wipe that white powder off of his face with her chocha.
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Can't believe he's still with that frozen Muppet-faced woman!
fame dick whore!
now he's just looking for attention
strap that thing in man!
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I'm starting to think that he does that on purpose because he knows someone will take pictures.
He is a funny, funny man after all......
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
How does he walk around with that monster? I can't take my eyes off of it. I am in love!
"Sometimes all a woman has to hold onto is being a bitch" Dolores Claiborne/Stephen King
While I was clicking thru the thumbnails, the banner ads were for 'Gushers' fruit snacks, and Pillsbury crescent rolls. Well played, ad gremlins, well played.
John Hamm's make-up artist must use the make-up forever high definition powder that shows up in pictures. Same incident as with Nicole Kidman and Ashley Judd.
LmaO @ I see your eyes darting! It's too early to be loling. *snort*
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
kudos to the photographer with the telephoto lenses...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
So far I'm currently on season 3 disc 3 of mad men...so far no nude john hamm only naked upper torso....I work at a grocery store and about 8 months ago according to one of my 18 year old female baggers one of our younger guys 26 I think and super sweet and polite but a pothead with no car who works our meat counter asked her to retreive some condoms for him to purchase she said he was red faced when he asked since we have them locked up she comes up to me all excited "he's a black boxer!!!" Clueless me I go what does that even mean she goes magnum size I go "ohhh" so of coarse that's pretty much all us females think of when we see him...even tonight when he told us goodnight at the end of his shift my last checker goes Omg every time I see him that's what pops up in my mind I said I know in my mind his name is black boxer not Tony lol oh well yes the magnum condom is a magical thing :) oh and when I told the bagger that maybe he did it on purpose so it could get around well it was verified cause one of our puma checkers banged him for a while
I always laugh the hardest at the Jon Hamm log posts....which pisses my boyfriend off to no end. I'm sure he loves sitting next to me on the couch and watching me click on thumbs to get closer looks.
Low hangers.
Not into it.
Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:18pm.
....... "No, I'm definitely a large!" and storms away. Whoops! But he was the one asking some random girl about his undie size, and this ain't Nordies we're talking about.
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What a weirdo. Do you have to deal with guys like that working in the mens dept?
Man, all this talk of cock rings is seriously scary. Cannot say that is something Ive tried with anyone.
@Aphed - Yeah, those rumours were 4-5 months ago I think of The Hamm and slutty Wiig. : (
gn GG, gn cashew
Just dropping in to say gnight everyone. It's been fun talking undies, smells, peens and cock rings.
Bigbendy, that's as bad as the story Mike posted about the guy who went to sleep and somebody hacked his... *faints*
@Loopy, oh, let's put a leather ring harness on it. Think he's into leather?
*cleansing good thoughts* ;p
Night night GG!
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Nite guys! Going to dream about Mr. Hamm's wienner beating me into submision.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Maybe Mr. Hamm will sign on as our poster boy...or at least his willie.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I believe it was a metal cock ring. After his pending was removed he had a some type of blow up penis surgically placed, but I don't think he gets pleasure from it. This took place in Chicago in the late Eighties.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:56am.
BigBendy, that sounds horrific. Must have to worn it for more than 24 hours. Wouldn't it slip off while he slept?! :O
@Loopy, what of this mechanical conundrum? Is it possible to wear one while one sleeps? lol
*back to naked mechanic thoughts*
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i can't even explain what it is lol
its like beyonce's song..
if you like it, well you should have put a ring on it.
His peen is in danger GG? His danglies are standing very oddly to the side, hmmm... they look sick. Do you need help, releasing the others? Loopy is in too. We'll need to keep pulling him off from giving MTP resuscitation, but that's minor. Poor peens!
LOL Little_Rascal, that's the line. ;D
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:O His cock stayed hard as it was dying? *faints*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The plaintiff wore the cock ring too long and he developed gangrene due to lack of blood flow. His penis was erect and therefore the cock ring did not slip off. Bad deal.
A cock is a terrible thing to waste.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Not now WR, my mind is occupied with starting a SAVE THE PENIS campaign...there are cocks out there in danger from prolonged cockring use! Cocks are being mangled and amputated. OH THE HUMANITY!!!! We have to raise money for cock awareness! Much to do!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:50pm.
GG: Lol, you sound a tad bit like Mrs. Patrick Campbell, remember him (how could you forget)?
"Mr. Hamm is a gorgeous homosexual. Does anyone know if there are any nudes?"
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Please post nude photos of Jon presenting hole.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
BigBendy, that sounds horrific. Must have to worn it for more than 24 hours. Wouldn't it slip off while he slept?! :O
@Loopy, what of this mechanical conundrum? Is it possible to wear one while one sleeps? lol
*back to naked mechanic thoughts*
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GG, pervert afterhours talk, that's always welcome, please do go on... hahaha
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:43am.
Speaking of cock rings.........I knew of a case where a plaintiff wore one too long and his penis devolved gangrene and his penis had to be severed. Note to guys on DListed DO NOT WEAR COCK RING FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
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i hope jon hamm is reading this.
Bigbendy how did that happen? Did it dig into the flesh? *faints*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Speaking of cock rings.........I knew of a case where a plaintiff wore one too long and his penis devolved gangrene and his penis had to be severed. Note to guys on DListed DO NOT WEAR COCK RING FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
Would it be considered assault if I ran past him and dumped water (warm - no shrinkage) on his lap? It would be a one man wet trouser contest.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:16am.
Slap me if I am starting to sound like that jackass! I am just a pervert sharing my inner most thoughts here!
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GO ON... yes pleeze...............
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:16am.
I am just a pervert sharing my inner most thoughts here!
Isn't that the definitions of "Dlisted Slut"?
Slap me if I am starting to sound like that jackass! I am just a pervert sharing my inner most thoughts here!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*bows to Loopy* in your wise ways.
Always shocking and fascinating the things that inadvertently offend!
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Lol!!!!
Have you guys noticed that when you google "Dlisted" the second heading that comes up is "Dlisted John Hamm".
Truth be told, I haven't felt much fire down below as of late, but this guy. WOW.... he can make my fire ROAR.... really. It's pitiful... I am weak!
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
Loopy, GG, do we like him with no clothes on? I'll need a preview first, handsome beefcake can be very deceiving, lol
Don't let your knees buckle there Loops! Hang on to GG, she appears to be skating in all this drool! ;p
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GG: Lol, you sound a tad bit like Mrs. Patrick Campbell, remember him (how could you forget)?
"Mr. Hamm is a gorgeous homosexual. Does anyone know if there are any nudes?"
But yeah, if there are any nudes anyone knows of, please share!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:30pm.
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Whoops! hahahaha
LOL CashewTime!? Repeat after us, "always err on the side of very large!" "Oh, my gawd, you need a larger size, those are too small!"
ok, you'll make an excellent salesperson.
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ahhh grasshopper you have learned the secrets of a male ego.
wax on wax off...
keep on your spiritual peen journey, for one day, you will become like me... the dick whisperer.
Hey Loopy, asparagus bushel? Good call, Bwaahahahaha
I must concur with you on him wearing a ring. No need to bother with his hair or face, like him or not, nobody's looking above the belt. Such a savvy slut.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:46pm.
Is there any chance that he is a nudist? :P
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*drop to knees and prays*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:38pm
I might finally get a date at work that way too...hmmm, thanks for the advice :P
Is there any chance that he is a nudist? :P
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:30pm.
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Whoops! hahahaha
LOL CashewTime!? Repeat after us, "always err on the side of very large!" "Oh, my gawd, you need a larger size, those are too small!"
ok, you'll make an excellent salesperson.
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Obviously, he's sick of fucking Plastic Face and is advertising The Peen.
I LMAO so hard today in my office reading this thread that I had to close the door and LOL at his peen-showing in private. He's got issues.