Donald Trump's "October Surprise" vs. A Fox Burying Marshmallows
Donald Trump dropped his huge bombshell that was supposed to send the election off the rails, and as expected, it's about as explosive as a flea's follow-up queef. Trump didn't say that Obama's nose swallowed the Lohan powder during his college days. Trump didn't say that the Obamas almost got divorced one time a million years ago. Trump's huge announcement is that he'll write a $5 million check to Obama's charity of choice if the president releases all of his college records, applications and passport stuff. I need that $5 million so I can build a time machine and go back to the 80s to kick my young self in the face for buying the Trump board game at a garage sale.
Obama has until 5pm on Halloween to hand over all those stupid documents or Donald Trump is ripping up that $5 million check. Can the entire $5 million go to the FDTTACSSCOHBEF (Feed Donald Trump To Ann Coulter So She Chokes On His Bloated Ego Foundation), because I might chip in a few coins if it can. This greasy cheese bubble-looking twat.
You shouldn't even bother listening to what that talking merkin has to say. Just watch this video of a fox eating and burying marshmallows instead:
This fox would never EVER blackmail a president.... unless that president had 5 million bags of marshmallows and then he might.
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Spending 5 million dollars to get the college record. Are you kidding me. Mr. Donald Trump, If you want to pay President Obama, just pay, don’t give stupid reason. its worthless to spend such huge amount of money like this.
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hohum - Yes, facts do matter. I believe I said "...how the liberal politicians succeeded in taking the teeth out of those laws FOR YEARS." It is very good to know that it was Republicans who were instrumental in putting the teeth back into them, although I'm sure they were called racists for doing so by their Democrat colleagues.
I know a woman from a well-off family who married her college sweetheart and whose parents paid his way through medical school while she worked to pay the daily bills. They had 2 children together at this time, one born with a rare genetic disease that carries an average lifespan of 10 years. The minute hubby finished his internship he was gone. He never paid child support and the in-laws fought in court for years to get their money back. The day before the new, Republican sponsored bankruptcy laws were to take effect he filed for bankruptcy using the old, liberal ones. He did this with a $300,000 house, a new wife, and new kids (and I live in TN, so a $300K house is a palace that would probably cost $3,000,000 in the Northeast).
wow this big 'announcement' was even more of a letdown than Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault ::eyeroll:: I cannot wait for this election to be over.
Even though the "Donald" is a raving lunatic--I would happily produce my records (even my shitty freshman grades) to get 5 million donated to charity.
Submitted by Daniee
Ive never understood how people who plant themselves as the almighty moral authority can be so pro-gun (death), pro death penalty (death), anti health promotion (death) and yet are anti reproductive choice. It has never made any sense whatsoever. Logically or even spiritually
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I've never understood how idiots reduce complex social and moral issues down to simplistic one-word slogans that couch their ignorance into comfortable little catch-phrases that make them feel secure and smug in their vacuity and lack of nuance or insight.
Pfk here is a list of who voted for the new bankruptcy laws in 2005. Overwhelming Republican. Facts matter. http://www.creditinfocenter.com/bankruptcy/WhoVotedForNewBankruptcyLaws....
_fail_ - sorry, but Trump is not concerned with the "socialist policies and hidden agendas of the Dems". He sees first hand the policies and agenda of this president and he has for years been particularly upset with EVERYONE in Congress and the Executive branch, including Bush, over their seeming willingness to see America as China's bitch in economic matters. The man made a big show of possibly running for president and he happened to do it as a Republican but many on the right did not trust him because he has donated exorbitant amounts of money to and publicly backed many Democrat politicians throughout the years.
As far as Trump hiding behind bankruptcy many times in his career, you might want to research how the liberal politicians succeeded in taking the teeth out of those laws for years because it wasn't fair that someone's financial life should be ruined just because someone else expected to be paid back what they were owed. That's when we started seeing people who got loans for small businesses file bankruptcy in their new Cadillacs and wannabe deadbeat dads file bankruptcy right before hopping onto their brand new motorcycles for a weekend trip to the lake on their brand new boats with their brand new girlfriends with the brand new bolt-ons. I know many people who were screwed because of those laws and I honestly believe that those laws were purposely enacted to screw them. The "compassionate" laws of the left appeal to moral narcissists who don't understand economics but their real agenda is to break down the traditions, values and MORALS of society so the progressives can rebuild it into their own ideal of what it should be - with them on top and the rest of us on the bottom. Waaaay down on the bottom.
The ugliest building in New York City is the Trump Tower. Truth!
Fuck off Donald Trump. Your crab ass hair, self absorbed, racist, asshole persona is a major drawback for America.
Just read that one Dlister spoke to Evil Shoe and she was ok.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:22pm.
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What's up with Evil Shoe?
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I don't know. It all got erased. I hope nothing! One of the Republicans was saying that people on dlisted bullied her until she killed herself. The person was using this as an example of how horrible Democrats are. I suspect it was made up. I hope so. I know she was having some lingering problems from a concussion. I hope she's OK. That's all I know.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 9:05pm.
I think Cookie Monster is a caricature, perhaps the same person who made up the Migraineuse caricature. Or maybe I am just overthinking this stuff. :)
Anybody know if Evil Shoe is OK?
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Hello Crazy:
Don't ask too loudly or you might get bitched like I have been because I actually sounded the alarm after reading a post that she had killed herself.
Jack was supposed to text her, but he never reported back if he heard from her.
Trump is a third-rate short-fingered vulgarian who whines about "socialist policies" and hidden agendas of the Dems yet his companies have hidden behind bankruptcy many times. Typical blowhard rich guy, making money with smoke, mirrors and loopholes. STFU Donald.
Tell you what Donald, you release all your financial records, including taxes, and YOUR school transcripts and I'll see to it that Obama does as well.
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What's up with Evil Shoe?
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Ive never understood how people who plant themselves as the almighty moral authority can be so pro-gun (death), pro death penalty (death), anti health promotion (death) and yet are anti reproductive choice. It has never made any sense whatsoever. Logically or even spiritually.
I think Cookie Monster is a caricature, perhaps the same person who made up the Migraineuse caricature. Or maybe I am just overthinking this stuff. :)
Anybody know if Evil Shoe is OK?
Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:58pm.
Interestingly, I never really disliked Republicans much until the last fourish or so years when I witnessed (not just read) what snobs they are about what is "moral" and "amoral" as if they alone know the truth about mankind and what should go on in a bedroom.
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Thank you Andrei. Mine disgust is in the last few weeks.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:15pm.
Donald Trump is a steaming pile of sexist hog diarrhea and I hope he trips on his massive ego and stumbles out the window of one of his hideous skyscrapers and video captures his combover blowing in the wind as he takes his final plunge. What I mean to say is that I don't like him much.
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Don't forget getting a newer and younger wife to breed your Devil's spawn every few years!
xooxoxoxo
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Sure! The republicans can tell women what to do with their own bodies, meanwhile some asshole celeb and get their second DUI in seven months and life goes on.
it's so fucked up what we prioritize in this country.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Gaslight on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:41pm.
Should even public transit be privatized?
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What about infrastructure? Who pays for the roads? What about people who can't afford all the privatized services? Do we just tell them to go fuck themselves?
Interestingly, I never really disliked Republicans much until the last fourish or so years when I witnessed (not just read) what snobs they are about what is "moral" and "amoral" as if they alone know the truth about mankind and what should go on in a bedroom.
Hey there Whamo, good to see ya holding the fort, and holding it very well.
*inappropriately gropes... your elbows...*
Eff this fugly mother!
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The fox is so cute, hope the marshmallows don't harm him!
Oh, and Trumpolo wants to play politics but he would rather concentrate on all sorts of ditties when he could be talking about real issues or policies he sides with!? A-huh Tramp, what do YOU stand for? What policies would YOU like IMPLEMENTED? There's a lot of blah blah blah and it smells an awful lot like DISTRACTION, ololol
"FDTTACSSCOHBEF" - YASSSS MK! ;)
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
I am sure that I, as a Democrat, (speaking as a patient of Planned Parenthood, community volunteer, hater of pedophiles, enjoyer of children's' education, etc. ) am exactly as you say.. about "leftists" and I should just bow down to your hateful, overtstated arguments.
ubmitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:41pm.
The ignorant immoral left doesn't mean a thing to me. They are too busy fighting for the right to let pedophiles hurt children and mothers to rip their unborn children from their uteruses.
You worry about your soul-less party, you've got enough issues fcking this world up.
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Lol!! Wow I love how you see the world in absolute black and white, oh wait I mean white and white. So ALL the Left is immoral is it? ALL right-winger have a lock on morality do they? Right wingers have NEVER "riped their unborn children from their uteruses."
And like yourself Right wingers see all people as equals do they? It's good to know when the Right is in power we live in a perfect world. It's good to the right have never launched a country into any wars. It's good to know your last right wing President was a genius. It's wonderful to hear the right use words like Libtard and Limousine Liberals. It's good to hear Right minded folks here on the D be so rational when they personally attack others for not having the same views. It's nice to know the right is perfect in every way.
With the perfection the right brings to the table why is there even a left point of view?
Why you yourself should be President!
Submitted by itskristen on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 2:37pm.
I hope he snorted the bad shit in the past, because if you don't know how to party, I don't want you in charge of this country. Straight up.
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Is Trump really a billionaire? If so, how many billionaires actually do their own TV shows like he does?
Submitted by Gaslight on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:41pm.
Should even public transit be privatized?
He should dump that Balkan bride of his and run off with Pimp Mama. Their combined spotlight-whoring will be of such magnitude that power may have to be rationed on both coasts due to hourly brownouts.
Donald Trump is a steaming pile of sexist hog diarrhea and I hope he trips on his massive ego and stumbles out the window of one of his hideous skyscrapers and video captures his combover blowing in the wind as he takes his final plunge. What I mean to say is that I don't like him much.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I haven't loggrd in for ages but I have to say
1. Shut the fuck up Donald, you don't believe him when he releases the damn documents you racist fucktard.
2. The rest of the west thinks America is becoming no better than Iran, with a different looking God. If you want to live in a country where cruelty and money rules, carry on! A country where if you fall on hard times, well fuck you, go beg for your food. A country where women will not be able to afford birth control, but Romney believes the millions of extra children are not the resposiblilty of the government. It's a fucking travesty what has become of your country. If you don't believe how insane it all looks, read a european newspaper.
Goodbye :)
What's the big deal?
The President can get that same team that photo-shopped that computer-scanned birth certificate to create all the transcripts DT needs to cough up the money for the United Negro College Fund.
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As little as possible. I would privatize everything from the post office to schools to all healthcare. The only thing government would run would be the military.
if you go to fox news or cnn, neither are even mentioning this. which is a major burn for trump. good. the drudge didn't even make it a main headline. the guy is a showboat and a joke, and romney wants absolutely nothing to do with him, at this point. the same with the allred allegation. major news sources and campaigns are not touching this stuff unless it is a very major scandal like adultrey or major criminal activity. otherwise it makes them look petty and childish.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Pa-House-GOP-blocks-vote-on-Sandusky-...
Looks like the dems want to go after the pedos but are being blocked. Oh my.
Submitted by Gaslight on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:41pm.
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No, you don't have the guts to do it yourself with the wire hanger, you just want to make me pay my hard-earned money to Planned Parenthood so they can do it for you.
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By law, federal funds cannot be used for sbortions. It's funded by private donations. Federal funds go to things like sex education, exams and contraception (you know, those things that prevent all those unwanted pregnancies that lead to those abortions) for women who cannot otherwise afford them. But, no, let's pull funding for PP anyway. No one should help anyone else. Let me ask you a question- what IS acceptable for your hard earned money to be used for?
Yeah yeah, the fox is cute, but as someone who has a puppeh with a sensitive stomach, the owner is really pissing me off. Look how innocent the thing is. It almost makes me want to cry. And I'm not pmsing. Just don't want him to get sick.
Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:34pm.
but not half as much as we love approaching pregnant women in grocery stores with wire hangers trying to abort every baby we possibly can in the name of supporting our biggest cause- our love for communism!
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No, you don't have the guts to do it yourself with the wire hanger, you just want to make me pay my hard-earned money to Planned Parenthood so they can do it for you.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:41pm.
Stan Hooper, I don't want nor do I need your approval or permission to speak my mind.
The ignorant immoral left doesn't mean a thing to me. They are too busy fighting for the right to let pedophiles hurt children and mothers to rip their unborn children from their uteruses.
You worry about your soul-less party, you've got enough issues fcking this world up.
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Yes we liberals just love our pedophiles, but not half as much as we love approaching pregnant women in grocery stores with wire hangers trying to abort every baby we possibly can in the name of supporting our biggest cause- our love for communism!
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 3:36pm.
Hee haaaa haa hee haaa I love it! You know Obummer looks mighty stupid now (more than ever) because he looks worse if he doesn't accept. You know Dems are all about charity *rolls eyes*
We don't want his educational records unfrozen, all these libtards might find out their leader is a straight D student. The blind leading the blind!
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Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:41pm.
Stan Hooper, I don't want nor do I need your approval or permission to speak my mind.
The ignorant immoral left doesn't mean a thing to me. They are too busy fighting for the right to let pedophiles hurt children and mothers to rip their unborn children from their uteruses.
You worry about your soul-less party, you've got enough issues fcking this world up.
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This is hilarious. Yes, I hold pro-pedophile rallies constantly. Why does it have to be so difficult for pedos to meet nice young kids? I cut out the muss and fuss. I also hold "vacuum" parties for pregnant women who want to get rid of those pesky embryos. Its like a tupperware party, except with more biohazardous material.
You're a very angry person. And very disturbed if you've twisted the liberal position on these issues into what you just said.
Trump has turned himself into a complete joke.
And *THIS* is supposed to be the big October surprise? What a waste of time and money you miserable, egomaniac, Dbag.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:41pm.
Stan Hooper, I don't want nor do I need your approval or permission to speak my mind.
The ignorant immoral left doesn't mean a thing to me. They are too busy fighting for the right to let pedophiles hurt children and mothers to rip their unborn children from their uteruses.
You worry about your soul-less party, you've got enough issues fcking this world up.
He's got it all wrong, what we really want to see is for him to take the road kill off his head already. That shit is so ugly, not as ugly as his face, but it's not doing him any favors.
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:40pm.
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I think he's an egotistical dumbshit who will do/say anything to get camera time.
1. It is not true 2. Really, who gives a shit?
What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he on the board of some KKK group or something? Is he being paid?
He doesnt seem to care that everyone knows he is a lunatic as long as he gets to shit over Obama. Im thinking $$$ has to be involved.
Cookie_Monster or pfk (can't tell who wrote what in that last post on insults)
Call President Obama whatever you like! I may not AGREE with what you say, but I will DEFFEND your right to say it.
Trust me, I for one am IMMUNE to the conservative bantering and the bible belting. The right wing Mommy's on my FB feed were all belting their psalms when their BOY Romney knew NOTHING on foreign policy. Calling the PRez a liar who was going to hell. They were breaking out psalms like it was Sunday in the bible belt!! Lord have MERCY!
All I did was laugh.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie