Now THIS Is An October Surprise
Donald Trump shat out his "October Surprise" for Obama yesterday and it turned out to be nothing but a heap of lukewarm shit, which is kind of ironic since I don't think Trump has squatted out a proper caca since the 80s. The stick up his culo gets in the way, so nowadays he just shits through his mouth. But something beautiful has grown out of Trump's piece of trash offer to Obama and that something beautiful is the image of Stephen Colbert dipping his crotch prunes in Trump's sewer hole of a mouth.
On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert gave Trump an offer he shouldn't refuse: Stephen will give $1 million to Trump's charity of choice if he lets Stephen dippeth those nuts into la boca.
"Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC - you know I've got it - to the charity of your choice. Anything. Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever! One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth - one million. But... this dipping, and I hope you're listening very carefully Mr Trump. This dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls' satisfaction. One caveat... one caveat. My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st."
I hate politics and I hate this election, but I LOVE nuts in mouths.
This should be a no brainer for Trump (I set that one up for you), because he's a teabagger and everyone knows that you're not an official teabagger until a testicle hair has tickled your tonsils. They do that during the initiation ceremony ("Then why aren't you a teabagger by now, Michael?" - you "Good point." - Me). And this is also sort of fitting, because Donald Trump is an oozing hairy pimple on humanity's nutsack.
And this is the reason why the nutsack condom (it's like a shower cap for your huevos) was invented.
via Digital Spy