Taylor Moves Swiftly

I hate myself for a lot of headlines, but I really hate myself for that headline.

Three seconds ago, Taylor Swift was going from Barnes & Noble to Barnes & Noble, stuffing her head shot and bio into every copy of The Kennedy Women, because what she wanted more than anything in the world, besides a white pony with heart-shaped pupils, was to become a Kennedy. But now, the bitch is over it. Conor Kennedy dumped her Taylor, because she kept showing up to his homeroom wearing a replica of Jackie Kennedy's wedding dress. Taylor Kennedy spent a whole day crying into the fire as she burned the towels and sheets she had monogrammed with the initials TK, but she's done crying over a Kennedy and has already moved on to a new piece.

The Daily Mirror (I know, I know) says that fast-moving tramp trollop is now wrapping her heart around British singer/songwriter type Ed Sheeran. Taylor and Ed worked on a song together for her album Period, which proved that talking shit about your exes in sing song form is a money maker, and he's going on tour with her next year. Some source said that Taylor and Ed are getting really close and they're getting so close that he tattooed the word RED on his arm. Normally, I'd think that getting anything Taylor Swift-related tattooed on your body is like begging your family to 5150 your crazy ass, but Ed's tattoo isn't that big of a deal. Ed can change it to REDRUM when she eventually breaks up with him, because she needs new inspiration and has to move on to the next trick.

Taylor Swift was hard up on getting in with the Kennedys and now it looks like she's hard up on getting in with the ginger Hobbits. Tramp is trying to get into the Shire. If Taylor really wants in, she better move slow, because ginger Hobbits hate it when you make sudden, quick moves. It makes them scatter down into their hobbit-holes. Taylor better not screw this one up by trying to marry him in his sleep, because this one is a keeper. I'm only saying that, because if you smear actual raw ginger over your eyeballs and squint, he kind of sort of looks like the angel goddess of gingers Rojo Caliente.

See if you can tell the difference between the two. If you can't tell the difference, then please run to your nearest church, throw yourself on the altar and beg God to forgive you for not recognizing his greatest creation.

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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:18pm.

This one's going to last. He reeks of desperation almost as bad as she does.

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:16pm.

I can say, if I was Rojo, that I would be insulted if someone mistook me for that, or vice versa.

Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:28pm.

I hope this one is true!

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Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:46pm.

She needs to start marrying each of her soulmate of the month guys. THAT might actually make this more interesting.

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:27pm.

TS is an ordinary girl with an ordinary talent. I don't begrudge her success, but it's hype, public relations.

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:46am.

he's not that bad...nice eye color

I think Tay Tay is just a crazy cat lady trapped in a young woman's body...she'll be starring in an episode of Hoarders before she's 40

Submitted by tinkuy on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:36am.

I do not like the looks of this rufous pumpkin head.

Submitted by justincase on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:10am.

OK so I watched the "drunk with my kitteh" video and it was cute and smart (for a music video) and I get why fan girls might like him but surely his smarts must decline with his TS connection.
Still, I love the kittehs!!

Submitted by justincase on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 10:01am.

@ Hekki
I thought the same thing about "Period" and yes it goes to Jr. High School although I recall we nicknamed it "George" and I do not know why.

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:59am.

Submitted by how dare you on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:30am.
Jesus Christ, does she never take a break between men? Good grief, chick, have a period between them, it's easier to figure out the possible baby daddy.

words to live by AMEN :D

Submitted by taliaann on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:46am.

Your new album is called "Red". Why not sink your talons into the first ginger you can? ;)

As a ginger, he can easily excuse the tattoo as a coincidence.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:32am.

She has an album called "Period"? Sorry for my fifth grade mentality, but that word just reminds me of menstruation,.

Submitted by jalynne on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 9:05am.

looking at other photos of him: he does look better when he's doing the lunar eclipse thing. Using hand to cover side of face is a 10% look in improvement. 20% for partially hiding behind a bush. He'll only get to 50% better looking if he puts a bag over his face. Can't disguise it 100%, because knowing how not attractive he is, is half the battle.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 8:23am.

This guy (along with Ryan Adams, Ric Ocasek, Rod Stewart, every member of Fall Out Boy, all 80's hair bands, etc.) is proof that musicians can always get laid no matter how ugly they are.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 8:20am.

The only 2 of TS's albums I know the names to are Red & now Period. *delightful* ;p

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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 8:06am.

damn girl at your whoring rate youre gonna be out of song writing material in 2 yrs.

damn you kanye for making her relevant.

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Submitted by lislop on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:31am.

I've always thought she's gay too. Pretty convenient that they're going on tour. Everyone will assume they're together, meanwhile she humps on a female side piece. What straight woman would want her vag anywhere near him??

Submitted by 130490laura on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 7:57am.

I think those are just some bad pics of him, because he's actually quite popular with the ladies here in Britain. I'm not much of a fan of his music, other than the song he did with Ron from Harry Potter in the video, that was a really good song. But he seems like a really, down to earth, normal guy.

I think he looks quite cute in these pics, although he does remind me of a hedgehog:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/500/e/ed-sheeran-image-2...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/05/ed-she...

I probably would...

Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 7:38am.

No amount of money or dick size would ever convince me to fuck that. My vagina would just slam shut and place a "Do Not Disturb" sign out in front.

Submitted by Outta Nowhere on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 7:14am.

I'm a little awed. He actually had to manipulate his face to match TS's natural, rodent-like fugnosis.

Meanwhile, Travelocity reps were somewhere blowing their tops on a sunny shoreline b/c their latest ad shoot was going over time and budget due to an m.i.a. principle - off Twitflicking with Taylor Swift.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 7:03am.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl: "Holy Shit it looks like Benny Hill went ginger."

*screams with laughter*

Totally does.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 6:47am.

I actually can't stand Sheeran more than her. I can't stand all that plunky plunky coffee caf shit.

Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 5:12am.

Scrolling through the comments I see that it has already been noted. Rojo Caliente actually looks sincerely lovely when her picture is posted next to this garden gnome.

Submitted by MissDior on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 3:01am.

ORINGINA,
You are my kindred spirit. I'm basically using your comment as my mantra through life. I might use part of it as a signature if that's okay.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 2:55am.

Cashew - neat video! Those kittehs are beautiful! But the song is crap, IMO. lol.

Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 2:52am.

Wow, her labia has been moving so swiftly..that shit is on fire! Good for her. Get your HPV vaccine Taylor, and a Herp one when it comes out. Dont they have one for that yet?

Submitted by rovex on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 2:17am.

Granted, he isnt the most attractive guy in the world, but he is talented. He has women all over him. He seem really nice and totally not douchy.

Why he is working with this generic borefest i dont know.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:38am.

ITA re: publicity stunt. For the last couple days i'va watched as employees at my work-local Walgreens constructed an end-cap dedicated to her latest album "Red," replete with a near-life-size cardboard cutout of her. She's whoring out her crap music and her crap persona, and that's the only reprehensible act here (being young and horny and dating around is totally normal).

Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:31am.

Is she becoming JBlow 2.0? I can see her gunning for JBlow's Liz Taylor award.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:00am.

This guy reminds me of a ginger I had a one night with who i chalk up to a "regret fuck." SMH! It was a low point in my vage's history! Happens to many of us!

If she brags about that fug fucker..that gal is im need of help!

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Submitted by CashewTime on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:46am.

All you kitteh lovers should check out this dude's video. He's pussy whipped!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_201465&feature=iv&...

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:44am.

Go ahead and make crappy music together. We don't care. She is one person who's personal life should stay personal.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:23am.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 1:50am.

I love them!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:59pm.
I guess this is his big toon. It's pretty weak, but I can see why she'd like his style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ
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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:14am.

He looks fugly and douche-y. Quite the charming combination!

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:11am.

Wow, she didn't immediately snatch up some four-year-old Kennedy cousin? I am amazzled!

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Submitted by Gingah on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:07am.

I'm not buying this. Something about this chick is off. When finally find out what it is I'll be like...Ah HA! that makes sense.

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:05am.

CDC should check this chick's coochie for some new strain shit the way she passes it around.. SUCIA!!

Submitted by how dare you on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:00am.

Jesus Christ, does she never take a break between men? Good grief, chick, have a period between them, it's easier to figure out the possible baby daddy.
Fucking whore.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:52pm.

LEAVE ROJO ALOOOONE

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:40pm.

Bitch needs to call Sienna Miller to tell her how hoing is really done.

This mess is just pathetic.

Submitted by lislop on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:01pm.

I'm seriously beginning to think she's gay. Why does she go out of her way to publicize and milk the PR out of every guy she dates? If she was straight she wouldn't feel the need to overcompensate.

Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:56pm.

He reminds me of the guy from Simply Red. Talent, intellect and personality probably make him much more attractive in person. He may have mad charisma.

Then again, TS is milquetoast, so I have no clue what this is all about except "BUY MY CD."

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:48pm.

Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:03am.

This is marketing. It gets him in the news, they promote the song they did, she doesn't have to look dumped, and it will be over as soon as her tour is done in countries where he is popular.

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Exactly. I just watched an artist I never heard of before because of it.

Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:33pm.

This is marketing. It gets him in the news, they promote the song they did, she doesn't have to look dumped, and it will be over as soon as her tour is done in countries where he is popular.

http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:29pm.

I guess this is his big toon. It's pretty weak, but I can see why she'd like his style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:27pm.

So this song will go.. "I had to dump you because I realized you were too ugly for me".