Open Post: Hosted By Sofia DeGeneres
Just like I did once in 1988 (and 1998... and 1999... and 2000), Ellen DeGeneres dressed in drag for Shallowqueen and she did while getting a bonus check from Cover Girl. Ellen dropped a wig on her head and strapped on a peek-a-boo ass that looked more real than Kim Kardashian's to come out on stage as her fellow Cover Girl Sofia Vergara. I can already here one of my hating aunties saying that Ellen's accent sounds more authentic than Sofia's. My hating aunt is always saying shit like, "Sofia Vergara's accent is so fake! She is such a stereotype! She's so embarrassing! Now hold my plate of rice con frijoles so I can go dance barefoot in front of that mariachi band. Ayeyayyayayaya!"
And I'm not going to talk about those sneaker shoes. I'll talk about them when Brit Brit eventually wears them to go to Del Taco.
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All I have to say about this is I hated that Cover Girl commercial when Ellen said at the end " Nobody understands you anyway" it really pissed me off. Meanwhile Sofia doesn't need to speak a word of English! She could make me switch sides, lol.
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GERONIMO!
Kind of wrong for Ellen to make herself looks so damn wide. I'd be pissed!
I could live without ever hearing "Latina women are 'curvy." Shit's rude to say and no woman wants to hear you talk about her body in that way. I'm with Christina Hendricks on that.
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:01am.
withinbecky is an amazing friend SFRB LOL!!!
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It's not Within that Becky is being accused of being of this time. It's PushyBroad, get it right.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
I feel like I'm the only person on earth who can't stand either of these two. Ellen's "I'm nice o everyone" Schtick would be far more bearable if she wasn't so transparent.
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Totally with you on this one.
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I feel like I'm the only person on earth who can't stand either of these two. Ellen's "I'm nice o everyone" Schtick would be far more bearable if she wasn't so transparent. A number of people have said that she isn't nearly as nice behind the scenes . And Sofia really does have the most annoying accent. You've been here for 25 years, sheesh... I totally believe it's fake, at least in part
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 7:36am.
Right one! :) MK is next!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
"Sofia Vergara's accent is so fake! She is such a stereotype! She's so embarrassing! Now hold my plate of rice con frijoles so I can go dance barefoot in front of that mariachi band. Ayeyayyayayaya!"
OMG, Mikey - AM I YOUR AUNT?! ::my mind reels and not in a good way::
I used to spout this sh*t all the time, but now I am comfortable with the caricature that is Ms. Vergara. She is the Desi Arnaz of her generation! And she's funny and looks amazing for an over-40 ho. So I'm fine now with her chuchifrito accent.
((Wowlie)), sorry to hear about your Mom but I am so glad to hear she's good for now!
Lucy♥, you too! Hope your dad is better!
Hope MTurtle returns, she was very nice!
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Lucy, thanks, I'm glad your dad is ok too! <3
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Ellen wants to fuck Sofia SO BAD! I remember she created that sketch where she had to stand behind Sofia and pretend to put on her make up....just so she could feel up Sofias tits lol
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:51am.
Sometimes you scare me and I think the hubby has joined Dlisted. :-|
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I get that a lot... you ladies must be married to some awesome fucking guys!!!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:05am.
♥ I am happy to hear this. The exact same has been going on with my dad and all is well now. I never forget how fortunate we are.
Turtle is gone again?? :'-(
What happened her last night? Last time I looked there were less then 60 posts in OP.
bambambam where the FUCK have you been.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:46am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:42am.
I'll just sit in the corner then and play with my balls. >:- {
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Sometimes you scare me and I think the hubby has joined Dlisted. :-|
http://www.getbuckyballs.com/
Read their homepage.
And no, I don't want some donkey dick (ha ha!) turning this into a political discussion.
peering - aka shimming up a tree with camera and Jergins lotion.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:42am.
I'll just sit in the corner then and play with my balls. >:- {
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
SDR, say what?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I see Jack's been peering through my windows again!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:34am.
Pushy, we all suffer from hoof in mouth sometimes.
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Hey man! I resemble that comment!!
No one gives a shit that Buckyballs are being discontinued? I'll just sit in the corner then and play with my balls. >:- {
pushy - that's all I needed to hear, love...
GG suffers from hoof (aka penis) in mouth sometimes... :P
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:34am
GG, hoof in the mouth. Yup. I will try harder to pause. I cannot even blame alcohol. But I think I'll stay off after 5 for awhile. I just am way too tired to be yakking to anyone.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:20am.
pushy trick - you must now, unfortunately, pay the troll tax. Every time someone accuses (troll) you of being a "troll" (you!) then you (troll, troll, troll!) must show (hey, there trolly trolly trolllll) us your tits... thank you in advance for your cooperation. Compliance is mandatory
LOL thanks! I needed a good laugh and you know you always get me with this:) Simple that way.
Re: Boobs. Well, I don't talk about mine. I do shout out the gals that have nice ones. Saying that if no one knew my age---I have one hell of a rack. Yes sir.
Pushy, we all suffer from hoof in mouth sometimes. Just when you get in a huff try to pause before you post.
And I dont think you are a troll.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:02am.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:05am
I don't think you are a troll or Angela, either. I do think sometimes you are overly sensitive to the fact that your politics differ from most of ours here. I think sometimes you get defensive when no one is actually attacking you for them. MT is going through a lot and it was over the line to tell her to stop whining...it's what we do in Open Post. Yeah problems are all relative, but she is allowed to "whine" here. You also missed the joke about why she wasn't posting her picture however I think everything was blown out of proportion. I like you both and want to see you both keep posting...
Miss Jane, thank you for your words. All of them. I know that at times, I can be overly sensitive about some things. It's something I usually recognize but sometimes--NO. I wish I were perfect but I am not. I at least recognize my shortcomings and try to improve on them. Not always successful--obviously. I agree with everything you said. Everything. I'm going to be feeling the heat from this word vomit so I'm sure I'll be sitting in the corner for awhile but saying that, I appreciate your honesty.
Awwww really now people? I had a great night and I come back to this shit?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:05am
I don't think you are a troll or Angela, either. I do think sometimes you are overly sensitive to the fact that your politics differ from most of ours here. I think sometimes you get defensive when no one is actually attacking you for them. MT is going through a lot and it was over the line to tell her to stop whining...it's what we do in Open Post. Yeah problems are all relative, but she is allowed to "whine" here. You also missed the joke about why she wasn't posting her picture however I think everything was blown out of proportion. I like you both and want to see you both keep posting...
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pushy trick - you must now, unfortunately, pay the troll tax. Every time someone accuses (troll) you of being a "troll" (you!) then you (troll, troll, troll!) must show (hey, there trolly trolly trolllll) us your tits... thank you in advance for your cooperation. Compliance is mandatory.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 9:05am.
Good Morning Hekki. No, I don't think I'm a troll either but to be honest I never really truly got the definition of that word. I have been on here for several months and try not to put my foot in my mouth but I did last night. I recognized it immediately and apologizd for the one part and dindn't apologize for the other part. I could have but you know what, I said something outloud that I should have kept to myself. Some opinions do not need to be shared and I word vomitted an opinion that I could not retract. If I would have, I would have been dishonest with myself and MT is smart enough to know that even if I apologized, I still said it and she was going to be forever mad at me. I totally get it. None of us like someone to say something negative about us. I'm sure MT did not leave D because I told her to stop whining. Unfortunately, something said can be so hurtful and cannot be taken back.
I sure feel bad about the whole thing. None of us are perfect---including me. But boy, the immediately troll accusation really threw me a curve ball. So I guess she did get her revenge for my big mouth because she indeed hurt me as well. I might know exactly what troll means bt I know it's not a compliment by any stretch.
Thanks for listening Hekki.
Breaking Bad. Thank you.
Ellen looks like Khloe/Kim K combo. Sofia not so much.
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Late to the party, but I want to say something about the trolls and the people who leave because of them.
1. I don't think pushy is a troll/alt. just my opinion. The trolls usually show their true colors soon after creating their accounts; they don't have the patience to wait.
2. I don't understand why people leave here so readily. To me, it's cutting off your nose to spite your face. It's letting the troll win Just ignore the person you disagree with. If only real life were that easy!
This place is too awesome to give up for something trivial.
True dat Haribo. Ellen won just won 2012 Mark Twain prize. Previous winners Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Cosby, Carlin.
Hard to be funny. Thanks MK. Maybe someday a Mark Twain for you. Ha!
Don't fret when peeps leave. It's a sign of strength!
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Ellen can be funny sometimes.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
withinbecky is an amazing friend SFRB LOL!!!
I just can't keep my mouth shut if anyone calls my friend a rude name. I know many get accused at times of being an alt but I don't care so much about that anymore.
Thanks for the well-wishes, I really appreciate it.
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Or any less... keep your info Owl. Glad your mom's doing well. Good night.
Night Televised!
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Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 1:45am.
Jellydonut is another name for menstruating cunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
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Becky's not on the D anymore. Just FYI. : /
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Winter, tht sounds good. Just encourage her to take it slow (I know it's hard).
I'm out of here for tonight, people. My son has this book that he really wants me to read. Take care, all.
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God don't like ugly.
Thanks Televised!
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Televised, the drain she had was removed after five days and by Saturday, she was doing so well, that we went out to have dinner. She's still not doing much around the house aven though she's loosing patience and wants to start doing housework but we only let her water the plants and wash dishes.
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Thanks Jack and SDR! Damn, Jack, glad your friend is doing well!
My mom is strong. She said that when the doctor first checked, he said he was sure it wasnt cancerous. My mom told us that her surgery would be minor but then my sister found out from her that they were going to remove a bit of her breast and that she would have to have a drain attached. I started t wonder if she was downplaying the whole thing and just not telling us that the lump was more suspicious than she let on. But she was telling the truth, thank Gawd!
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Winter, I'm glad to hear about your mom. I didn't catch any of this earlier, as I tend to hit and run on the D these days. I'm glad you are all (aunties and mom) able to be together. Does she have much post-op healing to do?
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MTurtle:
Come back!!!!!!!!!!!