Amanda Bynes Isn't Troubled, She's A Retired Multi-Millionaire, Thankyouverymuch
Earlier, I linked to this story from InTouch about how West Coast mess turned East Coast mess Amanda Bynes was walking around the main area of Beach Bum Tanning in NYC with nothing but her crazy showing. Bitch was all the way naked. Everyone who was there now knows if the hair on her ass lips is blond, dirt blond or doody blond. Everyone who was there now knows if she's got silver dolla nipples or quarter nipples. They know Amanda like that. I didn't think anything of it, because for a crazy who spent 2 hours in a dressing room and locked herself in a cupcake shop bathroom for 30 minutes, pulling some Lady Godiva Gone Crazy shit in the middle of a tanning salon didn't seem that bizarre to me. But Amanda tells UsWeekly that InTouch must be downing the same crazy pills she is, because she was never naked in a tanning salon. Multi-millionaire retirees don't do that!
"I'm suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I'm not 'troubled.' I don't get naked in public. I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy."
That is the line of the day and we should all use it every chance we get. No, I'm not 26, I'm not a multi-millionaire and I'm not retired (although I do sit around in my underwear all day and constantly yell at everybody, so that can be argued), but I'm still going to use that line. The next time my credit card company calls and asks why I haven't paid my bill in 3 months, I'll just say, "I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy." That'll stop them.
And I believe Amanda. Amanda wasn't naked. Amanda was wearing an invisible cloak that she created with her MIND. Multi-millionaire retirees have those kind of powers.


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Fuck this girl. Fine, you want to be "retired"? Do something fucking productive with your life other than go shopping, get spray tanned, eat cupcakes, and play real-life bumper cars with unsuspecting citizens.
If you don't NEED to work, then maybe do something charitable or volunteer your time. This girl is a fucking waste of space. I'm 27, and like, if I ever won the lottery or came into a fuckton of money and was in a position where I didn't need to worry about money, I still wouldn't quit my job. I love my job, and even when I have a week off work for the holidays, I start to get stir crazy.
She's a useless lump.
PS. What the hell is that thing she's wearing under her tank top?
What a Hohanesque statement for her to give. Are these two secret besties or is Lindsay just her PR person?
She's doing this all wrong. If she insists on conducting her life filled with reality show high jinx, she should get a reality show and be PAID for playing the fool.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I remember that blind item you posted a while ago about her doing this on the set of her old show with Jennie Garth while her husband was on set
Totally. Bipolar, just un diagnosed, I know bipolar being one myself...she needs meds badly
Dear Amanda,
If you are going to try and copy the crazy train breakdown path ala Britney Spears, up your game sweatheart, because you are failing miserably.
ME
I always thought she was cute and normal by Hollywood standards and then she completely came off the rails. I do think she is having mental health problems more than just "I'm trying (and failing) to be an adult" problems.
If she is really mentally ill then all her millions of dollars will not help her to get better. She will spend it, lose it or give it away to the many unscrupulous who will recognize her as a mark. By then she will be one of the anonymous mentally ill who end up homeless.
I have to say, at this point, I pity the girl, having seen her grow up on TV for some many years. She and Lark Voorhies are clearly displaying bipolar behavior and each gal is having issues accepting their illness.
My brother was crashing into cars including wreaking my van as well a year before he was finally hospitalized with severe manifestations of biopolar disorder.
Hope she gets help before its too late.
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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 7:27am.
I read that somewhere. :)
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
she has been working since she was like 11 or 12 years old I remember her from that Nickelodeon show back in the day so I dont doubt she has millions and from her movies as well but not sure if she can retire on it
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is she doing this for attention or really having a breakdown?
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I cant get over how different her face looks. She used to have very unfortunate chipmunk cheeks. Was it plastic surgery or did she loose a lot of weight? If she is suffering from cray crays, i hope she gets help.
This is what happens when parents selfishly whore out their kids at a young age. I am sure this girl started acting very early. There is no way she is healthy in light of recent accounts with her driving, and behavior.
If she was living in Spearfish, South Dakota, then fine. But if one is going to parties in LA with press and trendy nightclubs that person doesn't shun the spotlight, even if they refuse to admit it.
If she is so rich where is her publicist to do damage control or better yet have her not make these mistakes in the first place?
Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 8:36am.
hahaha. I mean, you could do most of that, for a week or more, without being young, rich, or retired.
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
She's "retired" because she couldn't get jobs. Her schtick was tired, she played the same character in everything she's done, and that face isn't exactly Hollywood standard beauty. Cute, but not spectacular.
She figures BloHan and Britney have benefitted from the crazy, why not her?
This bitch has killer legs.
I smell fakery here. All beach bums have security cameras. Lets see the footage. ~
Blerg!!
celebrity net worth website puts her at $8 Million. I could retire on that.
Multi millionaire could mean 50 million or 2million. Im betting on the latter. Hope she is being smart with it either way.
Submitted by juni on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 7:15am.
"Please respect my privacy. . . ." What privacy if you're walking around naked in public?"
Exactly.
And I still can't get over her denials. People SAW you, dingbat.
Wait a moment. Let's assume that everything in her statement is true - that she's never lied about her age, that she has lots of money despite not working and that her not getting gigs is a matter of choice.
It's still a complete non sequitur. I'm fairly certain that 26 y/o, "retired", "multimillionaires" can still be crazy and/or attention seeking assholes.
How very Lilo of her! Double the fun.
I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
She needs a check up from the neck up..the tanning salon has already done from the neck down!
She needs psychiatric help..she can be involuntarily committed ( Form 1 in Ontario, Canada) if she is a Danger to Self or others,( and potential to), and for The Inability to Care for Self..
this is a 72 Hour hold for Psychiatric Evaluation..much like the 5150 in the US.
Family cannot commit a person..only a physician can do that.
Re: Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:09am.
If I were 26, a multi-millionaire, retired, the last thing I'd be doing is hanging around a bum-tanning salon in NYC. I'd probably be in, oh, Santorini, having octopus and rosé on my whitewashed balcony overlooking the wine-dark sea. Possibly naked, though.
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Amanda is not like any mentally ill I know. She is just an asshole.
Ah, a dose a crazay!
MK you are in your way to millionaire status and you know it.
'sits around in underwear yelling at everybody'
Sure sign!
If I were 26 and a retired multimillionaire, I would either hang around my 3 million m² in Norway or go to university - we'll die around age 100, so 74 years of doing nothing, just watching the money dissapear... no, not for me.
See, that's the maybe only reason why I like Spencer Pratt or whatever his name is.
"Please respect my privacy. . . ." What privacy if you're walking around naked in public? And what does being 26 have to do public nudity? Tacking on the part about being a multimillionaire only adds to the absurdity. "I'm a multimillionaire, nah-na-na-nah-nah, therefore I'm entitled to do what I want and you can't because you aren't."
i got no problem with her if she's crazy but if she's faking crazy for attention then she's scum
<"The next time my credit card company calls and asks why I haven't paid my bill in 3 months, I'll just say, "I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy." ">
You left out not being troubled and not getting naked in public. On second thought if you said you are and do, they might stop calling.
I'm pretty sure family can only commit a person if they're a danger to themselves or others. I really hope that happens soon cuz "She's The Man" money ain't gonna last forever. Get help, Amanda!!!!
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Within 6 months, she'll be photographed doing a shitney spears, ie - standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down, pissing all over herself...
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No more posts about her please. She seems to be mentally ill. She needs help.
So I guess we'll just keep making fun of her until she kills herself. Good
show!
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Any respectable paper would not think of publishing this since its clear that she is having delusions of grandeur. Yeah, its US Weekly.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:47am.
Lol! At least she didn't pay anyone to buy that cloak. Now THAT would have been sad.
If I were 26, a multi-millionaire, retired, the last thing I'd be doing is hanging around a bum-tanning salon in NYC. I'd probably be in, oh, Santorini, having octopus and rosé on my whitewashed balcony overlooking the wine-dark sea. Possibly naked, though.
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "Maybe I'm just getting disenchanted and bitter from reading all the retarded shit these over privileged hamwallets get away with that a normal person would get flayed and raked over the coals for, or maybe I am just getting a headstart to NotGiveAFuckVille because "regular folk" have to actually be useful and productive just to make ends meet, and reading shit like this just sickens me to the point of apathy. I don't know. Either way, her 26 year old multi-millionaire dollar ass can suck all the dicks."
*High fives boredasfuckyo*
Exactly.
And good luck suing. Everyone saw you, stupid. It's legal to report an event witnessed by several people. There's probably even security footage.
Looking forward to more crazy shit from this one. I knew she'd lost it when she had those damn cheek implants put it a few years ago. She looks a lot different now, maybe she got them removed or something in addition to losing a load of weight.
I always contact UsWeekly when I want to have my privacy respected. I mean, who doesn't?
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 1:29am.
As scandals go, this one is pretty tepid. Other than her driving, in LA, she hasn't hurt anyone but herself. Maybe she's just *really* uninhibited?
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
A coked out, naked, 26 yo, millionaire blond chick... im fucking repulsed (hahahahahaha!!).
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