Charlie Sheen Bought His Favorite Hooker A New Vagina
In case you were wondering, Charlie Sheen is still being Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen is still keeping the economy alive by snorting a quarter ounce of coke a day, smoking crack, watching Internet porn all day and throwing thousands of dollars at high-priced pussy peddlers. A source tells Radar that Charlie is blowing through his Anger Management money in more ways than one.
The source says that for the past 8 months, Charlie has slipped back into his crackhead ways and is spending around $2,000 a day on the bad shit. Charlie's private drug dealer brings over a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine a day. Charlie sometimes snorts it, but since he's a lover of gourmet coke, he usually cooks it with baking soda in his bathroom and smokes it out of a pipe he made from a Fiji water bottle. Yes, Fiji. TRASH! Charlie needs to read this week's edition of GOOP, because GOOP says that only the poor smoke their drugs out of a Fiji water bottle. The rich only smoke their drugs out of $52 rolling papers from Sugar Paper or they smoke it out a pipe made from a Vittel water bottle imported from a recycling center in Toulouse.
When Charlie isn't inhaling the breath of a Lohan through a Fiji crack pipe, he's buying top shelf poon by the dozen. Charlie even has a favorite hooker and he loves her so much that he gave her the gift of a new vagina. The source says this:
"Charlie fancies one girl in particular and sometimes pays her a whopping $25,000 per night to be with him — and that's not all. This one girl that Charlie really likes had insecurities about her vagina so she begged Charlie to get her a vaginal rejuvenation surgery to make it prettier. And he did. He got her the surgery, and he also bought her a new car."
If you need a visual as to what an ugly vagina looks like, just look at that picture above again.
Charlie really is a saint for helping those with unfortunate chochas. That poor girl probably did whatever she could to revitalize her stale cookie. She hung one of those Little Trees air fresheners (scent: new twat) over her box and it didn't help. She put a new coat of paint on it. She refaced it. She even called HGTV's Holmes on Holmes for help, but nothing worked. Then the one-crackhead Make-A-Wish foundation for whores came along and answered her snatch's prayers. Since cheap ass Oprah isn't giving anything away for free nowadays, it's nice to know that Charlie is. You get a pussy! You get a pussy! And YOU get a pussy! Pussies for everyone!
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wow. OK clearly it must be crack because he's aged 20 years since the end of 2 1/2 Men.
I was tripping on the 'uvula piercing' thing, too. no = i will NOT look at the pictures. i can only pray that i have raised my son to be smart enough not to pierce his...anything like that.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 3:52am.
Boredasfuck, I know right? Why the he'll would anyone want a uvula piercing? D :
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Whatever you do, don't google image "uvula piercing"
you won't need to massage your uvula to "expel the contents of your stomach" those images will do it for you. *shudders*
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Boredasfuck, I know right? Why the he'll would anyone want a uvula piercing? D :
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 3:46am.
Holy moly! And I thought it was just there for decoration! It's pretty damn useful:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palatine_uvula
*strokes own uvula with a q-tip, gag-reflex acts up*
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"Massaging the uvula causes the gag reflex to initiate and expel stomach contents. This is often an issue for people who plan to get uvula piercings."
o_0
*Shudders*
*Rocks self in corner*
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Holy moly! And I thought it was just there for decoration! It's pretty damn useful:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palatine_uvula
*strokes own uvula with a q-tip, gag-reflex acts up*
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Televised, don't remember at all, thank GAWD. And there are no scars, not that I can tell at least! What *is* the purpose of a uvula anyway? *googles*
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Centarious, hi!
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I would love to be Martin Sheen's son. Is it ANY more obvious that it's all you need to be a millionaire and NOTHING ELSE? ;)
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 3:10am.
Televised, when I was like 2 years old, I was walking around using a hairbrush or something as a mic and I fell and the thing almost ripped my uvula off. My mom claims it was hanging off by a thread.
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Holy shit! How scary for the both of you (but especially you) - do you remember it? Are you forever scarred? :)
Whatever you do, DON'T have corrective uvula-plasty!
you're beautiful, girl!
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Televised, when I was like 2 years old, I was walking around using a hairbrush or something as a mic and I fell and the thing almost ripped my uvula off. My mom claims it was hanging off by a thread.
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i loved the large labia Tumblr! can't believe women would even consider having some creep take a scalpel to their labia. I swear some douche surgeon is going to be making women feel ashamed of their Uvulas next (no offense ISMU, you know Iyou're beautiful).
We'll be walking around, open-mouthed, saying "could you take a look at this, honey? Do you think it;s normal? Were your other girlfriends' uvulas quite as pink as this? Is the end a little round?"
FFS.
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Fronika and Winter Owl
we do come in all shapes and sizes -and colors-
but
all doctors , even ob/gyn doctors are Massively stupid and practicing decades behind the existing science
so --- here goes with some Science! and vulvas!
Murrica!
vulvas are affected by testosterone levels and HPA Axis' stress hormone levels of ACTH (which can use our MSH hormones MCR-1 receptors (eg our Pigmetn receptors in our skin)
stress upregulates our EUmelanin (blakc/brown) pigments while downregulating our PHEOmelain (blonde/red (and blue/greeneyes) receptors.
that is why folks will say they were Blonde haired as kids (really light blond) and now totally dark brown headed)
FREE Testosteonre is affected by how much SHBG we have= and that is affected by how much of the Thyroid hormone T3 we have (stress will DEcrease our LIVer's production of T3
there by increasing SHBG and thus making more "FREE testosteone)
stress increases ACTH
after a long time of chronic stress; you can different results in different men and women....
genes and metabolic pathways can 'fatigue'
while others stay high..
NOTE:
the women who are So upset about their appearance to do SURGERY ...
merely proves that the STRESS system
is both teh cause of the appearance of the vulva
and their EMOTIONs about it..
control the SAD diet and SAD lifestyle
to manipulat3e the HPA axis/ stress hormoens
and solve the brain/body 'issues' that way
VS letting some dumb ass doctor cut things.
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Ive seen some lips so damn stretched out they look like bed sheets drying in the wind on a damn clothesline... i say if u need it, get it... if u dont hell at least keep clothes pins by the bed.
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I had a thing for Platoon-Charlie , shit, even Ferris Bueller-Charlie.... Now look at him. JFC.
by Sweetas on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:15pm.
Remember this guy??
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Sweetas, it's just amazing that anyone can go from that hotness to what he looks like now, even given the time elapsed. WTF
He must feel like shit when he looks in the mirror--no wonder he stays medicated one way or another.
Edit: If you look closely at the young Chuck picture, it appears that his fingernails are bitten to the quick. For all his good fortune and fame, the man's always been miserable.
The only thing that could ever be wrong with a vagina is if it has the wrong penis inside it. Vaginas are fucking fabulous and should be treated with utmost love and respect and care, more so by their owner.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 10:15pm.
OMG I had the biggest crush on Wall Street era Charlie. So hot. I was really young and now it seems rather unseemly. LOL He looks like a particularly terrifying episode of Intervention.
Remember this guy?? He used to be so hot. Vaginas aren't what need rejuvenation, Chuck. http://onecrazybible.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/charlie.jpg
There's losing your former good looks and then there's Chuck Sheen. Unfuckingbelievable.
His father looks better than he does.
Believe me ladies when I say that ALL (okay, almost all) pussies are beautiful to the men and women who love them. Enjoy what you have, and feel secure.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 6:09pm.
For those wondering why anyone feel insecure about their vagina, there's a whole Tumblr page dedicated to making women feel better about the shape of their labia:
http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/
Obviously NSFW, lots of twat action!
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Woah! I have the opposite problem. Not that it's a problem, but you know, yeah.
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@For those wondering why anyone feel insecure about their vagina, there's a whole Tumblr page dedicated to making women feel better about the shape of their labia:
http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/
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I am just about to throw up. Thank Christ I'm not a straight man or a lesbian. *vomit*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 6:55pm.
For why a bitch gotta get her snatch re-snatched?
LMAO. To make it less droopy?? To tighten it up?? I dunno. I don't think I've ever thought, "Man, that's one oogly snatch! I'm sure not touchin' THAT!"
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I repeat: Big Bang has left the building.
Wow, I think I have looked at more vaginas today than my poon-doctor, thanks to whoever posted that vagina blog. Do men have blogs about insecurities about their balls? We women put a lot of pressure on ourselves, that's for sure. Love your vaginas and if someone doesn't like yours they can go fuck themselves.literally.
so what's emilio estevez doing nowdays?
wo how does one exactly become a Charlie Sheen only pussy peddler? I need to quit my slave job and smoke crack and get a new vajayjay in the process...with homeboy....the sad thing though is he is too old, he may end up doing a Whitney, and his poor kids. I mean I am all for partying your ass of if you can, but inviting a bunch of hangers on and overpriced pussy peddlers is asking for trouble...me thinks he should tweak by himself cause cocaine can turn on you, make you distruct everyone and everything, and don't be shocked if one of his "cool crack buddies" or some pussy peddler jacks him. Charlie really is not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Oh and while Carlos is buyin' new body parts he might consider getting himself a new schnoz and a solid grill. Sometimes being selfish is a good thing.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
For why a bitch gotta get her snatch re-snatched? This is a serious question. Ain't pussies like boobs and ass? They come in different shapes and sizes and everyone have they preferences. I mean, yeah, some bitches have fugly tits or ass or whatever, I'm not gonna argue that, but how fug can a pussy be? And what do a fugly pussy look like? I'm a straight ho so I haven't seen that many snatches beside my own. I'm neither pleased nor displeased with my snatch cuz it's just a snatch. It's like a little toe or sumpin', you know? Who cares what your little toe look like and who cares what your pussy look like? Maybe I just never have seen a fugly pussy, but I don't get resnatchin' yo' snatch. I don't get it. Anywhozle, this madness wouldn't be an issue if the womens could just grow them out a bush like back in the day. Got an ugly pussy, cover it with pubes. Problem solved. Next.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks like death warmed over.
For those wondering why anyone feel insecure about their vagina, there's a whole Tumblr page dedicated to making women feel better about the shape of their labia:
http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/
Obviously NSFW, lots of twat action!
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:36pm.
... If someone ever said that about my giner, they'd never see it again. How horrible!
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Word. #nopussyforyou
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LOL, this 100x
Team: "Respect the pussay or else" hahaha :)
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He has to pay $25,000 a night because no one will do it with him for less. For a start--and ignoring the likely STDs--you might get shot.
What the hell do these bitches be doin with their pussies that it needs to be rejuvenated for fuck sake...I had two kids and my shit is still straight. I mean do they put cheese graters up there or something? Sheesh. 8-P
What did she get, aluminum siding?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:36pm.
Okay, I just spent way too much time looking at vulvas (vulvae?). The sad thing is the women who said their boyfriends or partners said their parts were ugly or gross. If someone ever said that about my giner, they'd never see it again. How horrible!
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Word. #nopussyforyou
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:32pm.
Agirl, *donates 10 hours of arduous testing for the volunteer candidates* Hunky and thick, right? Lol #simplythebest
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The City of New York and my vag thank you for your offer of help in these dark days.
I do have an ear infection but all i got was a prescritions for antibiotics.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's supposedly got an ear infection. Yep, when you can sink ear deep in your woman's chocha, then yeah, she needs some rejuvenatin'.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:30pm.
Thanks for the vote of support for my pussy. LOL.
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"Please call and pledge what you can, the phones are ready now"
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Whamo, please also accept pledges for my fat and squishy boobs.
Thankyouverymuch
Diamond, there is no such thing as someone not liking your Vajayjay! lol :p
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:36pm.
@DD
Hey there!
There was some sort of mix-up at the office, so no new shitter yet! The old one is working...for now. I'm likely going out of town for the weekend, so when I return, they'll be ready. Just gotta remember to turn the water totally off, or I might return to another "Rake, BIG rake."
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Oh yeah, turn that water off before you leave! I always dream about overflowing toilets. So does this mean that my life is the shits?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:30pm.
Thanks for the vote of support for my pussy. LOL.
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"Please call and pledge what you can, the phones are ready now"
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 4:21pm.
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:O HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHA
Dark Knight Joker vagina?
*happy belated birfday LaChaylo!* <3
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If a boyfriend/husband/fuck buddy doesn't like the look of your girlie parts, take a long and hard look at his penis and testicles, and tell him exactly how you feel about every little detail you see... and see how he likes it. If he loves you, he'll accept you as you are.