Beyonce Really Told Those Mitches
Obama's #1 stan and the sole reason why he won last night joined Instagram and she quickly turned it into her own version of an Angelfire fan page for him. Beyonce posed in a t-shirt from her upcoming House of Dereon: Obama Couture collection and wrote a very special note to all the Mitches out there on a striped silk sheet using a platinum pen full of liquefied sapphire ink. No, that's not lined paper and she didn't use a marker. Like Beyonce would really touch a blue Sharpie. She's Beyonce!
And why in the hell is she wearing vampire fangs? Did Nan Flanagan rise from the dead again and win the American Vampire League seat?