Wednesday, November 7th 2012

Kristen Stewart Will Let You Watch Whatever Little Movie You Think Her Life Is

Finally, somebody asked. Ever since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson started their press tour for Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2, I've been waiting for some question asker to piss her off by asking, "So is RPattz still licking Rupert Sanders' saliva off your box or what?" Nobody has. But this morning, the producers of Today, programmed that question into Savannah Guthrie's hard drive and she spit it out at the very end of their interview with KStew (it's at the 2:56 mark above). Savannah asked, "Are you back together with Robert Pattinson?" While looking like a paint-huffing 9th grader getting the "drug talk" from her high school guidance counselor, KStew pretty much rolled her eyes and rose her flippin' off finger by answering it like this:

"Funny you mention that. I'm going to just let people watch whatever little movie they think our lives are. Keep 'em guessing, I always say."

Well, I guess every publicity stunt needs a bitch and KStew is the perfect one.

KStew released a public statement about passing her poon to married man mouth, her iPhone calls the paps every time she tells Siri to call her #1 and she's always wearing RPatt's clothes in those staged photo-ops, but yet she gets annoyed when people ask. I know I'm supposed to hate on her ass, but I just can't, because I appreciate a shameless bitch. It's like she's complaining about the fire being so hot when she's the one who fueled it. Oh, KStew, keep fucking that chicken ("Only if that chicken's married" - KStew).

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:28pm.

She is NOT pretty, has zero charisma and no talent. Me no understand.
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it is clear that you do not understand ANY thing "Dr Dick".

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I remember walking by the special ed classroom in grade school one time and most of those kids were rocking back and forth in their chairs, too. Just sayin.

WithinReason...'s picture

Wow, that was painful! This is exactly like that perfume interview she did, MONOTONE but it fits the one-note franchise, hahaha Kristen is definitely better in print.

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Kizzy's picture

I'll be so glad when this "Twilight" shit is over so this TwiTard bitch can fade back into obscurity.

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soulks's picture

someone must have told her "grow up Stewie!", it was a better interview UNTIL they asked "that" question, then she was back to brat.

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Einah Teb's picture

This girl is heading for Margot Kidder, Sean Young, Sharon Stone, Megan Fox land.

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Dr. Dick's picture

She is NOT pretty, has zero charisma and no talent. Me no understand.

Bizzarelife's picture

The only real factor here is whether she can make the studio, agents, and other hangers-on the money they expect.

When her fans finally reach puberty, she is not going to be much of a commodity anymore. It all depends on her marketability. Once that goes, she is OUT. Hollywood is controlled by a HANDFUL of people...I mean a freaking HANDFUL.

You just have a few production agencies and studios that make the money and generate the projects. That is just how it goes.

cheray's picture

No one will care who she is with in a few years. She is a one dimensional actress at best and a rotten interview. Just who cares !!!

Clio's picture

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:38pm.

KStew is only 22 years old. The human brain reportedly becomes fully developed at age 25, so she has a couple of years left to fully grow into her personality.
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Do you mean GAIN a personality?

Bjork You's picture

I am beginning to like this kid.

good to be private... but that's downright exaggerated. it's like she doesn't stand by her man and immature.

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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:11pm.

If we removed her lower lip, she could no longer act.
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LMFAO! That.....was brilliant. Needed that to get through this bullshit workday. Thanks.

super8atefilm's picture

I watched the video w/ the sound muted. All I can say is she looks equal parts uncomfortable and angry. If you hate your career so much, quit kiddo. Life is too short to be miserable all the time. Plus, you are a shitty actress.

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Stock Broker's picture

zzzzzz wake me up when she becomes the center square on Hollywood Squares.

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Submitted by AitchCS on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 4:36pm.

"Wow famewhore-trampire: you are not biased or anything are you?"

My guess is that famewhore is 22.

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AitchCS's picture

Wow famewhore-trampire: you are not biased or anything are you?

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Submitted by Famewhore - Trampire on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 4:18pm.

I'm just an old broad who believes that the young are allowed their share of foolishness. At 22 I was pretty awkward and look at me now. Pffff... bwahahahah!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Macchio's picture

Dull, vapid, overrated, un-deserving, greasy little bitch. Go away.

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Submitted by REDMOND on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:23pm.

The reason I hate this bitch so much is because she sits around pretending to be some kind of anti establishment rebel who is just above all the Hollywood bs when in actuality she is in a fake relationship and participated in a fake breakup for publicity to promote the movie TWILIGHT.
Bitch, when you are in a movie like Twilight, there is nothing anti establishment about you!!! She'll be rich forever because of this franchise, but I hope her acting career is DONE now.

Love it.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 3:38pm.

KStew is only 22 years old. The human brain reportedly becomes fully developed at age 25, so she has a couple of years left to fully grow into her personality.

WTF? Her age is not an excuse. She is miserable and a piece of shit because she wants.

Gardening Girl's picture

I have a feeling she smells like dirty hair, b.o and cigarettes.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

SANS FARDS's picture

In modern times, Kristen, we have this nifty invention called the "shower." We also have something else called "shampoo." You need both to be able to function in society.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Foxxy Brown's picture

except for the propensity for crime, imo Lohan has a "better" personality than this hair-sprouting slug

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Infamous's picture

why is she famous?

www.twitter.com/so_infamous

Gardening Girl's picture

I cant wait for her time to be over. Hollywood is littered with little girls like this who were white hot and seemed to be every where but then the fasination with them fades some other cutie is pushed to the front. She's a bitch and thinks her acting is better than it really is...can't wait for her "Where are they now" episode and find that she's living off her Twitat money in some trailer park.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

MooseMama's picture

well I didnt watch the whole thing (i'm not that masochistic) so I skipped ahead to her bitchy comment, as soon as I saw her foot start twitching and her glum cunt face I knew I had to go back and rewatch it to see if she was like that the whole time or if it was just because of the question, she's so pissed off and it's hilarious that she can't even hold it together to give an answer, if she really didnt care it wouldnt have caused such a response in her body language, can she just go away now?

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MickeyHolland's picture

KStew is only 22 years old. The human brain reportedly becomes fully developed at age 25, so she has a couple of years left to fully grow into her personality.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

AitchCS's picture

Wow, she sure pisses people off and that could only mean she is doing something right.

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She is such an unpleasant little snotty bitch.

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

I've never seen a so-called actress behave so awkwardly and be at such a loss for words.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

HA. Very snarky, as in: "It's always been a little fantasy in your heads, Twitards, that Pattinson and I are a 'real couple.' Our PR flacks engineered it, they engineered the 'cheating' and 'breakup,' and now are engineering the 'reconciliation.' Y'all have to know that the second the last Twilight film makes eleventy billion dollars, all of us will be through with this charade, THANK GOD. Pass the blunt, thanks for the $$ and good night!"

REDMOND's picture

The reason I hate this bitch so much is because she sits around pretending to be some kind of anti establishment rebel who is just above all the Hollywood bs when in actuality she is in a fake relationship and participated in a fake breakup for publicity to promote the movie TWILIGHT.
Bitch, when you are in a movie like Twilight, there is nothing anti establishment about you!!! She'll be rich forever because of this franchise, but I hope her acting career is DONE now.

femguide's picture

I don't hate her...but she does seem to lack a certain kind of self-awareness.

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guest's picture

She looked good this morning imho. Ita she reminds me of Lindsay too for some reason.

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NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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BITCH STFU and slob on a knob like corn on the cob.

I assume she showers but does she realize she needs to use the soap and shampoo? Girlfriend always looks dirty.

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Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:41pm.

I totally think she is a lesbian and all the stuff with the director was staged and her "relationsip" with that goony looking Pattinson is a sham. There is no other explanation.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:47pm.

*eye roll*

You mean the "little movie" you and your PR team craftily played out for us? FUCK OFF you no talent bitch.

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Helena's picture

I don't watch this shit, even though I'm completely out of decent things to watch on Netflix.

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tonicbitch's picture

Sounds like she's writing a blind item about herself.

saltydog's picture

I never watch the today show, but I managed to catch this interview while waiting for my BF to finish getting dressed. I totally think she is a lesbian and all the stuff with the director was staged and her "relationsip" with that goony looking Pattinson is a sham. There is no other explanation.

Orangina's picture

MK: "she's always wearing RPatt's clothes in those staged photo-ops"

Me: "I think that's just what her clothes look like."

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I have a piece of string cheese here that has a larger range of emotions than she does.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by M.E. : "Her manerisms remind me of Blohan during interviews."

You made me watch that again. Yup, I totally agree.

Her body language is excruciating to watch. She's really socially awkward.

peep's picture

Does this person ever wash her hair. Gross.

lalamaria's picture

I was about to type the same thing! She always looks like she needs a hot bath-preferably with soap

daaah's picture

i really don't get your rant.

Oddly_Titillating's picture

This story is on People with the headline "Kristen FINALLY addresses her status with Rob!" This isn't addressing SHIT, this is more of her awkward, cunty-but-trying-to-be-sly behavior.

I HATE her.