Would You Hit It?
Here's David Arquette on the Detroit set of his new movie Orion wearing almost the same slut-blocking chain harness that LeAnn Rimes makes Eddie Cibrian wear under his clothes whenever he leaves the house without her. David tweeted this picture and thanked his trainer for putting muscles and veins on his body and helping him make his thighs look like two whole turkeys stuffed with loaves of bread.
Marjory the Trash Heap just dragged this picture straight into the fap file on her desktop. You know every hoarder is fapping to this too. This is what it would look like if the Folsom Street Fair took place in the middle of a Junkyard War for some reason.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about David Arquette looking like this. Yes, I'd hit it on a broken toilet in the middle of a junkyard, but I'd feel really weird about it afterward.
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
That's more skin showing on David Arquette than I ever had to see. Where's the hot pokers kept around here?
With those legs the answer is YES!
I would hit it repeatedly
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Hell no. Nothing is gonna make this guy attractive. Nothing.
those are some hot legs, the rest of it not so much
He looks like Alex P. Keaton's dad. Um, no.
What's that stain on his left thigh? I can't not see it now. Ewwwww
hell yeah id hit it. it'd have to be before he snorts his bathsalts and im outta there
You would def get a UTI after having sex with this man. And probably pink eye too.
I was always kind of proud of Courteney Cox for taking him under her wing like a speschul needs cousin who had nowhere else to live.
In answer to your questiion - No. Would not.
OK OK ii'd hit it but only doggy n with him wearing a ball gag so I don't have to listen to him ramble. And you jus know he's pre loubed....
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Yes, I'd hit it on a broken toilet in the middle of a junkyard, but I'd feel really weird about it afterward.
MK? Are you feeling all right? Need to lie down? Let me get you a cold compress while I call 911...
LOL, you're dead-on, MK. Who else could make sense of this hot mess of a film? And to answer the post title: no, I would not. Not even with a 2 x 4.
At the adult book store with all the other sluts to keep the rendezvous quiet and then I'd make Eddie Cibrian squeal
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No way.
The dude on the right, on the other hand... :P
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I would. Funny weirdo and all, no? Okay, *shameface*
Submitted by Lope on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:24am.
I think that's just David Arquette in Detroit.
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 8:57am.
i definitely would, i love me some body like that, but still... sean connery did it better:
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LMAO and exactly! Zardoz was my first thought when I saw the picture this morning. And to think most of us just have to live down bad high school year book photos, lol.
isnt he abit cray cray??? i wouldnt hit crazy guys cuz they end up as stalkers, AFTER THE FIRST DATE!
and it wasnt even a date, it was only a movie.
plus he made me pay for MA OWN ticket!! and pop corn and large coke and then he EXPECTED to hit it!
you must be outta your damn mind if you think you're gonna hit it on the first date, especially if i had to pay for my own movie ticket and pop corn and large coke.
and then when i skidadle outta there after "save the last dance" finished, he wouldnt stop messaging me and calling me a whore!
and thats the moral of the story.
dont hook up with crazy guys.
oh yeah, and NO to david arquette.
No way!
Looks like OctoMom's place there.
I realize that it's only 7 a.m., and this is completely off-topic, but fuck it getting dark at 4:30 p.m.! Winter sucks.
And no, I wouldn't. I feel bad saying it, but he's made himself appear rather pathetic in the past few years.
Also: Gross? The combined pose and outfit is just terrible. This looks like some rejected Hercules/Spartacus outtakes (and Spartacus is total trash to begin with, Starz's laughable version of the whole "hour-long dramas" thing).
naw...courteney doesn't want him either...
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Nah. He's got Madonna arms and weird beefy thighs. No likey.
i definitely would, i love me some body like that, but still... sean connery did it better:
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If it were all cleaned up, I would.
No, arms are too veiny.
I'm reserving judgement cause I haven't seen the peen size .
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Oh fuk yeah. Who wouldnt want those beefy hairy thighs wrapped around their head? I wanna blow him till the top of my head caves in.
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Who is this pedo looking garbage man? The fuck?
His face looks old! The body looks good, though. Can guys in their 40s have muscles in their legs like David, without using steroids?
At first I thought that "I Would", but then I saw the enlarged pic on twitter and he looks like he shat himself and it started seeping out the front...and like he's kinda proud of it... So, NO.
Also, he looks like the dad from Family Ties in the face so that whole shit-stained twitpic touches my childhood memories in the bad place.
No way!
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:17am.
Thank you. Now I don't have to try to find a copy of the full movie. I don't know how Connery went from Bond to Zardoz, and I will never understand how that movie got made.
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MK, If I saw his face or heard his voice, hell no! ;D
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thought it was a young Kris Kristofferson...and yes I would,well Kristofferson not Arquette.
WTH? Id rather blow Oscar the Grouch in his trash can and choke on muppet fur!
Submitted by how dare you on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:03am.
Oh, it gets better. There's a scene where Sean Connery wears a wedding dress.
If you wanna see how batshit it gets, google "Oancitizen zardoz." It's a dude who did a whole video review of it.
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He was interviewed on a station out here (I live about 40 minutes from the D) and he said something about how Detroit was perfect for this movie. I don't think he intended to make it sound like Detroit is trashy and ghetto, because we all know it is, but it was kind of funny.
dementa & Hot Tomato: I'd never heard of Zardoz before, so I had to look for a trailer. Movie looks wild and freaky, especially with Sean Connery's ponytail. http://youtu.be/kbGVIdA3dx0
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YES I WOULD.
Submitted by Hot Tomato on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:43am.
Holee shit, you're right. He totally has the bondage-Zardoz look.
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Until this day I never knew there was such a category as "Zardoz Realness".
They filmed in Detroit so they wouldn't have to build any sets to get that "End of Civilization" look.
Any one of the antic comic types--him, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, so on--would be major boner-killers, I imagine, because they'd always be on, being antic, using voices.
I thought it was Britney's Fiance/Keeper
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Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
You know I thought it was a busted up bearded Matthew Fox and then thought it was a busted up and bearded Eddie Cibrian, so if I were really really drunk, I might. Not gonna lie.
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Omg...xxxx....that is exactly what I was thinking.
I thought that was James Cameron and was like WTF and Gag Me simultaneously