Note To All These Crazies: Look At Your Life Choices
Thousands of people in the UK went through the following thought process while trying to see the American trash heap heffas that are the Kardashians at the launch of their hideous fashion line:
1. "Oh, I think I'll go to the Westfield London Shopping Centre to see a bunch of American whores!"
Now, you'd think that after that thought, they'd realize that they could waste hours of their lives on waiting to see the Kuntrashians or they could do something more useful like bleach their own assholes with a Clorox pen or put a coat of paint on their assholes and watch it slowly dry in a handheld mirror.
2. "Okay, I'm here, and wow, there's thousands of people in front of me and some waited overnight to see three pieces of trash who are about as talented as a popped pimple on a dog's ass."
At the point, they probably should've stopped and asked themselves if they really wanted to be grouped in with a bunch of crazy ass bitches who camped out overnight and slept on the ground to see the Kuntrashians at a damn mall.
3. "They've finally opened the doors and everyone's rushing in and some people are fainting from the excitement!"
That's when I'd just give up on life, lay down on the ground and let everyone stampede over me.
Seriously, the Daily Mail said that thousands of people waited hours to see three hams covered in bronzer. Who waits that long to see a Kardashian? Don't they know that it's really easy to see one of those talentless whores. Just a drop 12 inch black dildo in front of a camera and wait about 4 seconds for one of them to start humping it. I swear, the UK's Department of Mental Health missed an opportunity. They should've dropped a giant net on the crowd and dragged them all away.
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I love that Kourtney's fashion role model is Sadie Ratliff/Sheldon.
I..do not..understand...but then, the crowd looks all Armenian, Pakistani, black, Indian...maybe they perceive the K's as inspirational beacons of power and glamor
oh look its the KKK sisters, kim, khloe and king kong.
Thank God I'm now a continent removed from those Kunts, otherwise I'd have to run to the CDC too. They've already infected America and the Brits are lined up like Kate Moss to a crackpipe to get a hit of that bullshit.
EPIC FAIL!
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Silly me for imagining that the Brits have more sense than the pinheads who promote and follow these slutz in the US.
It still boggles me that a whole family hitched their famewhore to ray j's dick.
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.
-MK on Paris Hilton
This ho would let dignity piss on her ass if dignity was a big black dick.
-SoMissD on Kim Kardashian
This resembles the Black Friday sale at Walmart, Target, etc...
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was there a rule for everyone to only wear black jackets that day?
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From a Home Made Sex Tape, to Endorsements. There is no End to the Devils work. How to make so much money from nothing. Pathetic Sheeple.
@ Felix la chatte
Inside London hardly anyone is English, hell, even the royal family is german
Submitted by coca on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 2:09pm.
What Jerry Lewis is to the French, the Kardashians are to the English.
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And as David Hasselhoff is to the Germans. He was there when the Berlin Wall came down, for Pete's sake! :)
http://youtu.be/SNpCn0nAlR0
What a bunch of stupid cumdumpsters! All three of them have been packing on the pounds, too. How much do you think Khloe weighs at this point? 210? Yeah, that sounds right. And is that abominable piece of garbage Kim wearing FUR? For real?! I hope Kanye's dick breaks off in her atrocious ass and she dies from anal rot. Or a contaminated botox needle. Or just in her sleep. I don't care. AS LONG AS SHE DIES!!! What I mean to say is that I don't much care for her.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:33am.
In the last thumbnail The Yeti spots what they were there for...a big black dick.
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Maybe someone was waving a side of beef.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What Jerry Lewis is to the French, the Kardashians are to the English.
Husband wakes up this morning and asks, "what did he say about them and painting your asshole again?"...I remind him and we are in full throttle giggles once again.
MK, you are the one.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
"Really? Who was the doctor that made that determination? What doctor would breach client/patient confidentiality to publish his findings? "
LOL!
Oh, come on. Have you not been paying attention at all for the past 6 months? It doesn't take a shrink to realize when someone is completely divorced from reality. When someone lies 27 times in 34 min...he might have a problem. When someone can't even keep his own "platform" straight...he might have a problem. Damn, even Newt Gingrich agrees w. me!
Anyway, I'm still trying to figure out what the fascination with these girls is about. What do they...do, exactly? I mean, other than apply shit tons of make-up and comb their hair a lot? And get peed on?
I would gladly hang out with khloe. I maintain that she appears to be more concerned with lamar than the show. Also love her blatant hatred for scott isadick.
The other two can trip In front of a bus
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.
-MK on Paris Hilton
Just re-read this. MK, this is sheer brilliance! BRILLIANCE!
Wakey, wakey MK!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 11:54pm.
Migraine, can you give me a link?
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Sorry I didn't see this earlier. Link to what - destroying the NHS, or the benefits system? It's all over the UK newspapers, though I wouldn't bother to read either the Sun or the Daily Fail.
I'd start with the Guardian.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
"Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:07am.
..... are worshiping a whore got got famous for getting pissed on and did ass-2-mouth in a boring ass porno video released on the internet."
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couldnt have put it better myself darling.....
everytime I see Kim,I feel like I wanna take a shower - working her way through the black NFL and getting pissed on is this bitches talent- gross.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Oh the humanity!!
One of your best posts ever Michael K!
Keep banging that Kartrashian drum!
I can haz thermonuclear war plz?
oh look, wales emmigrated
Even simpletons have people they look up to. Kardashians are the official figureheads of the simpletons.
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In the last thumbnail The Yeti spots what they were there for...a big black dick.
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Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:20am.
*mails generator powered disco ball*... help is on the way, LBB!!
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what?... it just seems like a Blondie kind of morning!
best wishes to ya!
OT: i still think that the crowd is faked.
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I've been without power for 2 weeks so I havent had the time to check the comments . It's been so expensive figuring Out how to keeP my family warm, fed and with clean clothes, I should change my name to "no budget bitch". Anyhow, I come here to read the posts and comments for stress -relief - to laugh. The mean -spirited, belligerent commenters - can you please go some where else? You're fucking up a good thing. Jeez
Wait - I should clarify - its the racists commenters that should go somewhere else. Any vitriol directed at the Ks for being a huge time-suck - carry on.
i hate the kardashits but i hate the people who worship them more. because people like them, makes these bitches rich.
seriously are they fucking insane??? they are worshiping a whore got got famous for getting pissed on and did ass-2-mouth in a boring ass porno video released on the internet.
Every country has it's Trailer Park Trash.
In the UK, outside London at least 75% of the population are idiots.
Inside London it's fifty - fifty.
Life lesson Number 1 : Most people are stupid.
Pathetic. Garbage. Save your cash, don't buy their crappy merch. I bet they out sourced and have child labor making their ugly merchandise because they are greedy slobs who also put designer labels before animal welfare. Gluttony!
Obviously there was a mass breakout from a nearby asylum and the loons tried to break into the first place they saw to get themselves food. I refuse to believe there's any other explanation.
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I take it they've all been hired and paid (with mall coupons) to act like they give a shit.
I mean c'mon how thick are you to not get that everything about the Fatasshians is fake and fabricated?!
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:03am.
Sadly not all are. I see men. I can only assume that they're there because they hope the KKK will get horny and fuck them.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:31am.
Um, how is it verifiable? The only people who can release such "verifiable" information is a shrink who has actually spent time professionally with him, and I'm pretty sure releasing that information would be committing career suicide and asking to be sued.
And come on, being a lying sociopath is pretty much required to be in politics. It's not really a very good condemnation, because it's like saying, "She's a whore who has sex for money!" or "He's a surgeon who practices medicine!"
In fact, I could argue that your remark counts as a compliment according to "normal" people, because he's obviously a much worse liar than Obama is.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
They are little girls. Its not like adults left their jobs to go to the mall to see them... And,how sad! Children screaming for u!....ick!!!
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@ misslainey, I agree with you about the Kardashians being wastes of space, and find it embarrassing that so many Brits behaved in such a way to see them. But a lot of Brits are bemused and shocked about this too thank God.
I wouldn't put it past them to pay people to pose like they're fans.
those of you still responding to trolls really ruin the comments for those that don't. people are still posting here about the election? jfc give it up already. and how about meeting us halfway and keep the troll shit to the op. some of us want to get our snark on and don't give a fuck about anything else. I'm not telling you what to do, I'm asking as a regular here every day. the arguments make me sad.
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