Sunday, November 11th 2012

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Part II

Drop the phone, you don't have to make a three-way call to the authorities and Chris Hansen. I know this looks like a a psychopathic creepster planting a threatening kiss on the forehead of the terrified teenager he kidnapped from the mall. But this is actually a kiss of love that 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy gave to his 26-year-old girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen at the Mavericks vs. Knicks game in NYC. 16 years isn't that big of an age difference, but sometimes she looks like she's barely twelve and he's a rough 42. He also looks like Tom Hanks after falling face first out of a tree and then getting attacked by ten swarms of bees. His face kind of looks like an inside/out mask. But you know, the dick must be good and he obviously loves some troll poon, because they've lasted longer than I thought.

On a different note, WHERE ARE HIS EYES?! Did his eyes refuse to take part in this fuckery and quit his face?

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mani6> Not that I doubt things like that happen in Hollywood, but I'm not so sure about either of those sources. One is Fox News, which, eh. And the other is a website which not only links back to Fox News, but the other "news" they feature belongs in the National Enquirer.

Anima's picture

Wasn't she dating an older man because she was tired of "boys her age"?
Now she gets treated like a little girl...

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:10am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:20pm.
Age gaps are not for me but that's my opinion and something I've always felt. Some like 'em younger or older!
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chaka1's picture

Correction...That ran over bitch was BORN in '42!

He is vile

Darknight's picture

Eeeuwww, gross, seriously?

jelliebean's picture

Awww.... It's a saturday in the park with a dad and his two daughters.... wait that's his girlfriend!?!
LoopyG those pictures are creepier than the ones on this post!!!

tinyhands's picture

Whoever said a picture is worth a thousand words was right. Just the first one alone had me laughing my ass off. The expression on her face!

And is he REALLY forcing her head down into his crotch...just like a high school boy would?

He looks like some Cape Fear version iof Tom Hanks playing Max Cady. Greasy and gross -- I totally see it.

What is wrong with this Olsen child? She could have a nice hot young man who doesn't push her head into his crotch and give her noogies!

Well, to each his or her own, who am I to judge?

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I bet the parents are overjoyed. But then the twins wouldn't be who they are if not for showbiz parents.

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Stan Hooper's picture

woo woo woo what!!

Gonna have to break out a can of Lloyd Bensten on Oliver Sarkozy: " I was born in 1970. I knew 1970. 1970 was a friend of mine. You Sir, do not look like you were born in 1970!

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Joe Mahma's picture

Wait... that guy is 42??? I'm like 50, and he looks older than me!

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britmachine's picture

Straight up. Thought that was a still from a Full House episode.

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

oceanlover998's picture

...42?....42?!!!!!!...yeesh...this guy makes Joan Van Ark look 42!!!...well maybe not quite, but he could easily pass for 60...late late 50s at the very least...

...and the pedo-vibe here is just beyond disturbing...as someone else called it, though, being a child actor in H'Wood must expose these kids to some seriously and deliberately evil, f*cked up sh*t...

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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:10am.

There are several articles that seemed to suggest that child sexual abuse was rampant among 80s child actors.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/12/05/recent-charges-sexual-ab...

http://yoy50.wordpress.com/tag/was-drew-barrymore-sexual-abused-by-steve...

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Submitted by soulfly16 on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:20am.

Is he checking for lice in the 2nd and 3rd pics? A responsible father.
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loopygorilla's picture

okay the reason why people are grossed out by this coupling is not because of the age difference.

its because she looks like his daughter.

this is sarkozy, mary kate and his daughter going out.
And the daughter is taller, cuz mary kate is wearing high heels.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mary_kate_olsen_olivier_...

http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/files/2012/06/INFphoto_2190890-960x144...

miz cynical's picture

@ Dementa: I watched an E! True Hollywood story on Different Strokes and I think that may have been one of the most effed up sets for kids, along with Webster. Different Strokes was rough because it was the perfect combo of dysfunction coming together - the kids came from fucked up homes and the adults on the set had no business being around kids. Sad stuff.

miz cynical's picture

How the hell did these two even meet? Through his daughter? I know he's wealthy or whatever and they probably all travel in the same circles, but still...there aren't any wealthy guys her own age? Someone else mentioned it before, but I think despite all their millions, that they're pretty sad and lead directionless lives. I mean, we now know that they have at least 1 other sibling and you don't even see them hanging out with her, just each other.

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Kudos to people who catch blind items when it seems they are revealed and then post their enlightenment along with the original blind for us all to enjoy. Thank you!!!

Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 8:17am.
It is weird. They don't look older, they just become creepier-looking. It's like they have the One Ring.

Submitted by Snowblood on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 5:04am.
Fifties is about right. Win for the Bilbo Baggins quote!

Submitted by pixxxie on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 4:18am.
He grabs at her and touches her like she's a child… and he's a child molester. Ew.

Submitted by salacious on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:39am.
Salma also presented her now-husband with a bebe. Plus, there wasn't THAT much of a gap between them. It was like five years age difference, which is pretty normal...

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:03am.
I agree. I sort of assume now that all child stars, especially the ones who make it big, are molested and given drugs unless there's reason to think otherwise. No child should have their formative years molded around other adult actors...

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They look like father and daughter to me.
It is odd about those twins they never age

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Is he checking for lice in the 2nd and 3rd pics? A responsible father.

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As soon as the page opened up and I saw this picture, I immediately thought it was a father and his daughter. Then I recognized Trollsen and realized that must be her middle-aged boyfriend.

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Snowblood's picture

He looks more like 52, a hard mid-forties in the male european fashion. French-Hungarian rich-guy who-gives-a-fuck hard-worn mid-life crisis face. Not 70, jesus christ!! That's a bit much, no? He ain't seventy fuckin years old, but the 42 is looking pretttttty stretched out, like butter over too much toast (c) bilbo baggins.

pixxxie's picture

let's be honest here.. is he really 42? he looks mid 50s at the earliest and im being kind..

It's not even the age thing.. its the fact that he touches and grabs at her like a child.. Not just here but in tons of their other photos .. it is so damn creepy.

He also looks like Tom Hanks after falling face first out of a tree and then getting attacked by ten swarms of bees.

BWAHAHHAHAHA! best visual ever. i can't unsee it now!

When I first looked at his wiki it said he was born in 1970, then I looked it up again after Misslainey's comment and it did indeed say he was born in 1942. Now it says 1970 again. What's going on? Anyway, his wiki also reveals he went to work for a prominent investment firm in 1990, which would mean he did so at 20. Bullshit!

Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:08am.
Not that Wikipedia is accurate, but it says he was born in 1942, which is ironically more believable to me.

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The Wikipedia entry states:

Olivier Sarkozy was born to Pal Sarkozy de Nagy-Bocsa and Christine de Ganay in 1970.

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squirrels to the nuts!

I bet he likes to wear diapers and have the Olsen girl whip his fugly old ass.

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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:27am.

Edit: His birth year is listed as 1942, so it seems he is 70. One thing is for certain - he looks 70 and is too old for Trollsen. I originally said he looked 40 years older than her and it seems it's true.
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I'd believe he's 70 over 42.

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I think she's trying to pull a Salma and marry a french millionaire. I don't understand the logic behind that though, she's already a millionaire. Salma was a golddiger for the right reasons.

Edit: His birth year is listed as 1942, so it seems he is 60. One thing is for certain - he looks 60 and is too old for Trollsen. I originally said he looked 40 years older than her and it seems it's true.

misslainey's picture

Not that Wikipedia is accurate, but it says he was born in 1942, which is ironically more believable to me.

I was trying to find what exactly it is he does.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:37am.
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:54am.

Thank you for the voice of reason.

Re: Sarkozy, I know early forties isn't that old, but this guy… he just oozes sleaze. He has the aura of a sex offender.

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I worked with this young woman who attracted men like flies on poop. You could just see the sleaze and lust ooze out of guys old enough to be her father. She was perfect; petite, voluptuous, drop dead Hollywood beautiful, friendly as hell. And she liked older men. I think it's a daddy thing.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:37am.

He is totally pervy. My conspiracy theory is that she and Ashley experienced some shit that we have no understanding of, hence the drugs, f-ed up clothes, and the pervy old man. Who the hell knows what went on on the set of 'Full House'?

Maybe she has daddy issues. Someone else said they thought it was Saget. Maybe he reminds her of Saget. Okay, just creeped myself out.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:26am.
I am 42 and I find that dude too old looking for me.he looks 60 to me.

That why must be using the same Viagra blend as Petraeus cause how the HELL do 60 year old men who look like shit get so much young vagina??
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There is NO WAY that geezer is 42, except in his dreams. No doubt he uses Viagra.

Whamo's picture

I think she's licking the tip in the third thumb.

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Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:25am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:54am.

I had sex with the night nurse and she let's me use the computer to "do the Dlist" and surf porn :P
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Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:54am.

Thank you for the voice of reason.

Re: Sarkozy, I know early forties isn't that old, but this guy… he just oozes sleaze. He has the aura of a sex offender.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:54am.

I had sex with the night nurse and she let's me use the computer to "do the Dlist" and surf porn :P
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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:21am.

Take it over to Faux News. Your guy lost. BADLY. Even many conservative voters didnt want him. A good portion of Romney votes came from bigots who were just voting 'against Obama', not from people who were actually voting FOR Romney. 332-206 = STOMPED.

On topic: Those pictures are NASTY. That old freak should be ashamed of himself, not that 42 is actually old. MKO looks 15 though. Ew.

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Ewww...I'm 42 also, and he creeps ME out! Yuck.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:10am

You're 94? Do the people at the nursing home know that you are using the computer 5 hours past your bed time? :P
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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:21am.

Wow, let it go. The election's over, Romney conceded. Here's a news flash: ALL POLITICIANS LIE! Every single last one of them. Obama lied, Romney lied, Bush lied, Clinton lied, Jefferson lied, Washington lied. In fact, to be a politician you have to be a liar. The next President will lie, and the one after that and the one after that. The sun will still rise, and the earth will keep spinning on its axis, though.

I'm sure it's a shock to your system that a politician lied, got away with it and got re-elected. Goodness, what are the chances of that happening in the United States of America?

Now, pull up your big boy/girl/it pants and find a new bone to gnaw on. Your schtick is getting old.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:21am

I know right? yum.

Anonymouse73's picture

Stan> I wouldn't hit it with a stick!

Stan Hooper's picture

=Agree! Won't fuck that guy not even for his $$..even during a recession!!!

Good luck Olson Troll with that! He is all yours sweetie!

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