Monday, November 12th 2012

We Get It, Anne Hathaway, We Get It

In case you didn't hear it the other five thousand hundred million times Anne Hathaway said it, she channeled her inner Victoria Beckham and starved herself to play a dying hooker in the Les Miserables movie. Anne didn't get Matthew McConaughey skinny, but she did lose 25 pounds in just a few weeks and she did it by basically eating the nastiest granola bars in the world.

Anne is on the December cover of Vogue looking like a drunk Liza Minnelli and in the interview she talks about how she knew she had the role of Fantine ten seconds after her audition. Anne also said that she didn't use food as her fuel during filming, she used DRAMA! Before shooting the scenes as "healthier" Fantine, Anne lost ten pounds by going on a cleanse. Then after they shot those scenes, she took two weeks off and pretty much starved herself by only eating two thin squares of dried oatmeal paste a day. Anne wanted to look as close to death as possible.

On starving herself for her ART!: “I had to be obsessive about it—the idea was to look near death. Looking back on the whole experience—and I don’t judge it in any way—it was definitely a little nuts. It was definitely a break with reality, but I think that’s who Fantine is anyway.”

On how she knew she put her competition to bed with her audition: “I knew that someone was going to have to go in there and do something pretty special to unseat me. Sometimes you leave a room and you feel like maybe you’ve left the door open a crack. This time, I knew that I had slammed it shut behind me.”

If your cat gorged on microwave oatmeal in the morning and then immediately yacked it up, you'd find a puddle of dried oatmeal paste on the kitchen floor after you came home from work. That's what Anne Hathaway ate for two weeks! How the hell did she do that? Did they put her in a forced coma? Did they lock her in a room with no phone or internet access so she couldn't order delicious things on Seamless Web? Oscar fever is a serious disease, because it makes you do crazy shit like eat disgusting oatmeal jerky.

I bet they had to shoot Anne's "I Dreamed A Dream" scene at least a dozen times, because she kept singing, "I dreamed a pie!"

Can they just give Anne her Oscar right now and get it out of the way? Gwyneth Paltrow got an Oscar for being herself, so Anne definitely deserves one for eating dried horse saliva.

And what is Anne doing in those pictures below? What is going on in that field? Anne looks like me after I take several bong hits and then twirl around my living room singing, "The hiiiiiiiillls are alive." It's not cute when I do it and it's definitely not cute when Anne does it.

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yucko's picture

I don't think Anne is ugly, but her face is like the physical manifestation of a caricature drawing. It's not for me...

Also, I don't think she's a bad actress, but I think she is generally ranked where she doesn't belong. She's no Meryl Streep, that is, but she's on the better end of average.

People really need to keep her away from the fake British accent, though. She's akin to Natalie Portman in that respect.

She was ok in Brokeback, ok enough in Prada & Rachel (for me). Not good: One Day, Love and Other Drugs, Hoodwinked (ugggghh, just a terrible movie allover), Bride Wars. I have seen any of that Princess Diaries/Ella Enchanted shit, so I can't speak for that.

harveyprice's picture

A fucking horse on the cover of Vogue. They should just put Bynes the chipmunk on there too and call it the special petting zoo edition.

mefunigirl's picture

As someone who is always surrounded by women who look like they stepped out of some "Housewives" show of any locale, I find her refreshing to look at.
She's stupid of the mouth, but I find her pretty.

I wish I had the discipline to eat two dam squares of oatmeal a day, but that ain't gonna happen.

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Cara's picture

As others have said, she really is Julia Roberts, part 2. Americans really do seem to love their safe and boring actresses.

REDMOND's picture

They all have to do something "pretty special" in order to get the role. Charlize Theron has more talent than Anne and even she admitted that she had to sleep with various directors for years. Who does Anne think she's fooling? She's just another person willing to do anything to get a part in a film.
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When did Charlize admit to that???

Bunny Rabbit's picture

The reason I hate Anne Hathaway is that she's an annoying combination of Fishsticks Paltrow and Julia Roberts. Pretentious, self-aggrandizing twat who should remember that she was in Havoc. THAT has to be her most defining role. She can win whatever accolades, but to me, she'll always be that white bread girl trying to act like a chola. That was supposed to be a comedy, right?

Cake666's picture

I will never understand why people think this Steve Buscemi eyed twat is pretty. Half your face looks like it's melting, seriously wtf?

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She looks like k.d. lang on LSD with fish mouth.

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:04pm.

On how she knew she put her competition to bed with her audition: “I knew that someone was going to have to go in there and do something pretty special to unseat me.

SLEEPING W/ DIRECTOR CAST & CREW PROBABLY HELPED

*grabs my smelling salts and lace hankie*

oh no, Few Words. oh no. she's too "old school Hollywood class" and "prim and proper" for anything like that.

/still rolling my eyes from yesterday

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The Mad Catter's picture

Anne's the new Julia Roberts - both seem to think they're the prettiest horse in the stable.
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"On how she knew she put her competition to bed with her audition: “I knew that someone was going to have to go in there and do something pretty special to unseat me. Sometimes you leave a room and you feel like maybe you’ve left the door open a crack. This time, I knew that I had slammed it shut behind me.”"

I know there are so many other things to assail in this interview, but I found this unprofessional and rude. I hope there's a follow-up interview with the casting director in which he or she says they really wanted somebody else for the part, but Anne would just have to do.

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Submitted by mb on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:46am.

Worst. Pictures. Ever. **in The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy voice**
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OMG mb.. I totally heard the voice in my head when I read this.

The editor who picked out these unflattering pics..bwaaaaa..You really have a good eye for beauty...bwaaaaaaa (SNARK)!!!

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Few Words's picture

On how she knew she put her competition to bed with her audition: “I knew that someone was going to have to go in there and do something pretty special to unseat me.

SLEEPING W/ DIRECTOR CAST & CREW PROBABLY HELPED

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ditquoi's picture

I clicked over to watch SNL and in the opening bit they were doing some Les Miz tribute and Anne was in the chorus singing her heart out like she was some kind of true thespian and I was like blurgh...click. 8-P

Few Words's picture

imma gonna laugh my ass off into the next century when she loses oscar nite.

gonna laugh even harder if she doesnt get nominated.

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Holy Hell those are some bad pics! Sit down, Anne...you doing too much.

Worst. Pictures. Ever. **in The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy voice**

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I just can't with the short hair on her... accentuates her big fucking mouth.

however, whatever movie that was where she was fuckin on Jakey Poo and had that disease...? Holy shit!! A fuck freak with commitment issues?!!! YES, PLEASE!!!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, lmao "i was like, bitch before you came along, that chocolate bar has been sitting in the fridge for 3 months." - Hhahaha, do you mind if I use that? lolol Bitch that orange has been there a year and that bowl of cereal has been there for TWO! Get out! :D

Makes me gag to think of all that too. Scratch that. Vitamin B, nuts (food), esp. almonds, avocados, sunflower seeds and a few other calorie filled foods. A tiny delicious milkshake with wheat germ is YUMYUMYUM if you get the most out of the little you can take, you'll do better than stuffing your face!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 2:45am.

Loopy, your metabolism is too high, lol. At least you're adding muscle weight. My brother had a similar problem. Doing weights and playing sports helped him, also eating regular meals, but it took a while. He's still thin but he's stronger.

I was going to buy you 14 giant barrels of real ice cream, 18 tubs of peanut butter, 20 balls of Gouda cheese and 100 sticks of butter, to send them via FedEx but I know you'd gag, and so would I! How about some rollerblades and a pass for the next Hunger Games!;p

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omg that is way too much food! lol i couldn't do it, id get sick. ive never really been a fan of junk food, my friend, she calls me her "fat friend" cuz apparently i make her fat cuz i have chocolates in my fridge, so when she visits, she eats it and blames me for it.

i was like, bitch before you came along, that chocolate bar has been sitting in the fridge for 3 months.

its the same with potato chips, i had like 4 bags in my pantry and she was like "oMGGGG you are such a pig.."

and i said "bitch please, those have been in there for like 6 months"

i have them cuz sometimes, you feel like nibbling on crispy stuff but otherwise...meh to junk food.

Green Is Good's picture

(Eye roll). Why doesn't she stand on Sunset Boulevard and scream "gimme an Oscar!"

megank's picture

I genuinely used to like her when she was younger, like in her Princess Diaries days, but now she takes herself too seriously and tries too hard to be anything. People like Meryl Streep and Glenn Close will forever be true actors because they don't have to try hard to be good. I find Anne kind of annoying.

tinyhands's picture

I just don't care much for this chick. Sorry. I am not easily impressed. Easily amused - but not easily impressed.

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Whamo's picture

In that first thumb I didn't know Liza Minnelli was playing the Joker in the new Batman

This chick isn't even remotely pretty and the short hair is NOT her friend, it highlights that massive mouth a massive snozze.

patty cake's picture

BITCH JUST EAT.

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letinstar's picture

anne needs to step aside if she thinks getting emaciated will get her the oscar nod...there is only room for ONE emaciated drama queen to get that oscar and his name is matthew mccaunahey(sp?)...
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Immodest Goddess's picture

I think she's beautiful.

But they made her look like ass here.

Miss Erie's picture

She's just gunning for her Oscar. Reminds me of my favorite "Extra's" episode with Kate Winslet, doing her Holocaust movie so she could win an Oscar. Anne starved herself for a trophy.

BTW, def see that episode if you haven't already, you will die laughing. Winslet was hilarious!!

Daniee's picture

I dont usually mind Anne, but she is so annoying here! I am about 7-8 pounds heavier than her (with similar willowy limbs) and if I lost 25 pounds, people would be admitting me into the hospital. Thats so bloody fucked!

Just wanna add Loopy to the nice advice you are receiving that when I was unintentionally losing too much weight (over about 4 months), I learned that I had a GI-food allergy. Next time you see your Doc, you ought to just mention this or at least inquire. And remember that you need B vitamins (particularly niacin, pantothenic acid and B12) to metabolize fats/lipids and proteins efficiently.
The GI doc had me supplement to get some weight back on me!

Ham Sandwich's picture

and Divine missed out on her Oscar nom nom!

JessicaGiovanna's picture

Wow, she is fucking ugly. Her voice has always annoyed me.

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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 3:01am.
Any actress who does a truly puke-worthy sex scene with gay boy, Jake Gyllenhaal in Love & Other Drugs, loses all future credibility with me.
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I'm not a fan of Anne Hathaway but I'm guessing she isn't going to care about losing a 60 year old bigoted DRIED-UP sexless bitter Republican who trolls liberal gossip blogs and gets banned over and over and creates aliases just to continue trolling!

I'm sure Anne Hathaway is not crying over losing your support.(I'm sure she would rather not have it)

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 3:06am.
I finally figured out why her face looks so weird to me. Not only does she have a disproportionately huge mouth, but it looks like her eyes are flipped upside-down.

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OMG! Her eyes DO look upside down. Now I will forever think of her as that actress with the flipped upside-down eyes!

I finally figured out why her face looks so weird to me. Not only does she have a disproportionately huge mouth, but it looks like her eyes are flipped upside-down.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Any actress who does a truly puke-worthy sex scene with gay boy, Jake Gyllenhaal in Love & Other Drugs, loses all future credibility with me.

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Naughychimp's picture

I hate Anne Hathaway; I think she's fug and pretentious. And her "secret wedding?" You mean the one we all saw photos of? Yaaaaawn.

BORING! These famous gazillionaires starving themselves for their art makes me hate them more. There are millions of kids starving for REAL you silly bitch. They don't have access to doctors (to make sure they don't um die!), dieticians, nutritionists, yoga/pilates instructors, etc. They don't have a choice.

The ego of the Hollyweird aliens take my breath away.

ScarfnBarf's picture

The list of pretty people who fug themselves up, play a retard, or a fatty and win an Oscar is endless. Where I'm sure there are plenty of skinny homely chicks that would slam the door on Anne, if only someone would let them in. Oscar is just another name for delusion.

"Wow. Wow. I can't believe this. This is like I'm dreaming. I need to get it together. Huh? oh sorry... the music is gonna start playing any second, so I wanna thank my mom. And God. And this would not be possible without oatmeal. THANK YOU OATMEAL! I love you!"

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, your metabolism is too high, lol. At least you're adding muscle weight. My brother had a similar problem. Doing weights and playing sports helped him, also eating regular meals, but it took a while. He's still thin but he's stronger.

I was going to buy you 14 giant barrels of real ice cream, 18 tubs of peanut butter, 20 balls of Gouda cheese and 100 sticks of butter, to send them via FedEx but I know you'd gag, and so would I! How about some rollerblades and a pass for the next Hunger Games!;p

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Anita Bidet's picture

aren't there any skinny actresses who can play these roles so stars like anne won't have to starve themselves to fit the part?
and she looks like a sober liza minnelli

Loopy, loved Anne in The Devil Wears Prada as well. She had such great chemistry with Grenier. She was also excellent in Brokeback Mountain. Go Anne!!!

loopygorilla's picture

thanks WR and bambam

but im too lazy to eat ALL the time lol especially when i have to remind myself to eat.

even when i do a regimented eating program, i still cant put on weight.

putting on 100 grams for me is like A BIG DEAL.

took me 2 years to put on 2kilograms and if i stopped going to the gym, id lose weight again.

so going to the gym is the only way im putting weight on.

Speaking of Liza Minelli - I've always had a weak spot for people who are on anti-anxiety meds.

freshfacestripper's picture

Assinine pictures to match the equally vomit looking hairdo... The fuck kind of poses are these? Does she have any friends?!? This is shite! I mean, fuck her. And,Fuck Hollywood,too.

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Submitted by movedtocomment on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:13am.

These method actors, excuse me THESPIANS. Feh! It's the movies, it's pretend remember? Slap on some gaunt make-up, wear clothes a size or two bigger and voila! Starving character. Same for Matthew Mc--, all this ain't necessary in my humble opinion.
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Liza Minelli definitely! It never occurred to me but now that you mention it, wow she can play her in a movie...

Bambam,

I love Ellen too. Funny without raunch is hard to do, and I do love her old school ness. And I know I've said it before, but I love her coming out story and the way she succeeded in the long run. And plus, she bones Portia!

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Submitted by flawsmosis on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:37am.

Her personality is EXACTLY the same as the annoying vocalist/musical theatre kids I was around at school. So super annoying and self important.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:27am.

This bitch is just insufferable. One of my least favorite in Hollywood.

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...could not agree more...bet she's just a big o' princess as ol' Kate in real life as well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m17M_rv9Xv8

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