Thursday, November 15th 2012

Lindsay Lohan And Jimmy Fallon Did This Together Last Night

Barbara Walters' arch rival Lindsay Lohan is continuing to pimp out Liz & Dick and last night she did so (sort of) on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Proving that she's way more tolerable when she doesn't speak, LiLo performed in Jimmy's "Let Us Play With Your Look" skit while looking like Janine from Ghostbusters after moving to the Village of the Damned. LiLo really has come a long way, because I can't believe she's got that much white stuff on her hands and she's not trying to snort, smoke or lick it. Bitch is practically brand new.

Speaking of brand new, I need brand new ear drums after mine got hit and over and over again with the high-pitched shaky musical notes shooting out of Jimmy Fallon's yodel hole. Jimmy is attacking my ears and he's stealing Peter Pan Dude's signature look while doing so. This entire skit is what scientists see when they look at two of LiLo's corroded coke boogers under a microscope.

In other Blohan news, Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Liz & Dick, talked to reporters about what it was like to work with the freckled terror of Hollywood.

"We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if' clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act' clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she's] incarcerated?' Those ‘what ifs' were plenty. She might be the most insured actress who ever walked on a soundstage. We tried to insure ourselves against things that could and, in fact, did happen. I was financially at risk myself. It was a challenge.

Overall, my gosh, relative to the performance we got and the movie we were able to make because of her, the pain was worth the pleasure. And the audience is going to benefit from the risk we took and the reward that was gained. I know there are a lot of people out there who are naysayers. And I think they're gonna be shocked—and people who have believed in her, their belief is gonna be vindicated."

Yeah, I'm pretty Larry Thompson just came out as a kinky sadomasochist of the sickest kind.

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Second hand embarrassment over here. I cannot stand Giggles Fallon. I remember someone posting on here that when he was on SNL he used to crack up on purpose to put the spotlight on him and another cast member warned him NOT to even think of pulling that shit with him. He's a hack. end of.

Larry Thompson was ono AH last night explaining the paramedics incident. Obviously she had almost OD'd or some shit.. maybe next time she'll be successful. We can only hope.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 6:23pm.
...My cats could have written a better bit. Jeeeeeeeez.

LOL, that's what I always say re: terribly written scripts. Maybe your cats & my cats should head for Hollywood. Bast knows what they barf up can't be any worse than what's already being barfed up.

OT: Larry Thompson's either addled from Lilo blow jobs or serious mind-altering drugs. That's all I can figure.

ETA: Oh my GOD, just watched that trailer again. WTF with the squeaky, whiny Marlboro-cured voice for ELIZABETH TAYLOR? God help us all. Diz & Lick, here we go.

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"And the audience is going to benefit from the risk we took and the reward that was gained."

Has this guy watched the trailers? I'm guessing the answer is "no."

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Only 10 days,11 minutes and 45 sec. until Sleaze and Dick.

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bornagainChristian's picture

From the clips I have seen Locohan is terrible. Whatever she did to her face is horrific and her acting has regressed to that of a five year old.

Career: over.

WinterOwl22's picture

Ok, it is. God, she was awful. Give it up Linds. Whatever little talent you had is gone now. Along with your looks.

Jimmy did this with some actress and she was hilarious in this.

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Havent clicked on the video. Is this the skit where Jimmy is wearing a wig similar to Lilo's and the singing escalates 'til he's screaming and they repeat the same thing over and over?

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Agree with everyone else.

1.) The Hell was that?
2.) Craigy Ferg is HILARIOUS!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Larry Thompson, you have given the laugh of the day!

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Larry Thompson = comedy gold. I mean, is he competing against White Oprah for the most LOL's?
I decided early on I was gonna watch this shitfest BECAUSE it was going to be a shitfest of "I Know Who Killed Me" proportions. Simmer down, Larry. You'll get your ratings, just like Dina Lohan will garner mega ratings the next time she takes her 'cocaine hating' ass on Dr. Phil...with his little tie and his little shoes...

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why was lohan putting last nites cum dump on that schmucks head?

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I thought it all made sense until I realized that wasn't David Spade.

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Whamo, Grant Imahara from Mythbusters created Geoffrey. And, yes, Ferguson with Geoffrey are hysterical. I got my signature from Geoffrey.

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Dave is getting older, Leno just sucks, Kimmel is meh and Fallon is one lucky motherfucker. Better to watch Charlie Rose, I miss guys like David Susskind, Phil Donahue and that guy on the original Late Night on NBC.

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Who underwrote the shitshow's insurance policy?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
You have really weird "chat shows" in the US.

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Whamo and everyone, agreed, late night show hosts SUCK. Only Craig Ferguson is funny. I normally hate on Jimmy a little less than the others but despise all the skits and time-fillers. As for Lohan, wtf?

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:37pm.

1. That was annoying as fuck.

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I've never seen Jimmy's show or heard one of his monologues BUT if it's anything like almost all the other late night guys I think they ALL suck.

As I said before the only guy that I like late night is Craig Ferguson. I think he's a great improviser and his gay skeleton side kick dude makes me laugh. Actually they make each other laugh and I've watched them both lose it which is always funny.
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If ever there was a show to watch while buzzing along it's Ferguson's. Dude is fuuuuuneee as hell. Once he was just joking around with the skel sidekick and he nodded his head toward him, like saying "c'mere." The skel asked him "What? You want sex?" Ferguson flips out "The hell man? I'm not asking you for sex!" The skel goes "Well that's the motion you always make when you wanna hit it for a quickie, I dunno!" lols

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:37pm.
1. That was annoying as fuck.
2. That was pointless.
2. That was stupid.
3. Why was she even there.

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Concur, co-sign, and sign-off. WTF? The song went on way too long.

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How about "Let us Play with our Suck-Ass Writing Team"? That was 3 minutes and ten seconds of inane NOTHING. My cats could have written a better bit. Jeeeeeeeez.

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WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING HER CHANCES. SHE DOESN'T TO EMPTY ELIZABETH'S BED PAN, LET ALONE PLAY HER.

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Totally agree w/ Whamo re: Craig Ferguson. He & Dave are the only 2 late night hosts I can stand.

Jimmy Fallon isn't funny & is a shill for Capital One credit cards along w/ Alec Baldwin, one of the most predatory cc companies out there. Hell, they gave me a card w/ a $10K limit when I didn't even have a job...and I put 0 income on the application.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:37pm.

1. That was annoying as fuck.

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I've never seen Jimmy's show or heard one of his monologues BUT if it's anything like almost all the other late night guys I think they ALL suck.

As I said before the only guy that I like late night is Craig Ferguson. I think he's a great improviser and his gay skeleton side kick dude makes me laugh. Actually they make each other laugh and I've watched them both lose it which is always funny.

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Still waiting on her to explode in a firey car crash or OD on her sugar daddy's floor. I'm not picky, either will do as long as one or the other happens soon...

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That act is a direct rip off from Mike Myers' German dude and "Sprockets" from SNL.

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must be too artsy for my simple ass.

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MY GOSH

they thought this was funny??????????????? it was awful. of all the people, he picks hohan? can't she just go away? she's like a fucking cockroach.

M.E.'s picture

1. That was annoying as fuck.
2. That was pointless.
2. That was stupid.
3. Why was she even there.

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tonicbitch's picture

What a load of shit. So in other words, it was the disaster everyone thought it would be and if they keep talking about it maybe the ratings will make up for it.

Vsminimoose - it's all about the blowjobs. Seriously. I swear to God she has sucked him off GOOD.

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What is this Larry guy's deal????

Is he just repeating that praising crap about lindsay over and over again until even HE believes it? Is that what he has to do in order to sell it to people that it's worth watching?

Pathetic - I've seen the clips from the movie.....I have no idea what he is talking about.

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dafuq did I just watch. It was funny for the first 30 seconds.

If I was dude in the plaid shirt I would have punched Lie-ho in the gunt for pulling my hair and putting that shite all over me.

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well, who knew Jimmy Fallon had a two + octave range?

yeah, that's all i have to say!

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Whamo's picture

Sorry but Jimmy losing his shit at the end was making me laugh my ass off.

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I saw an ad for the movie last night and laughed through the entire thing. Sure, she may have been acting but she wasn't acting like Liz.

Also, he has incredibly low standards.

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Right. Because of the scarcity of actors in Hollywood, what ever producer wants is an expensive, uninsurable, immature diva who actually isn't that good an actor.

In other words, what he's really saying is Lindsay Lohan gives really good head.

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