The Court-Ordered Wedding Of The Year Is Off
After reading about the tragic death of Hostess, I just knew this was going to happen next. How can Brit Brit have a third wedding if Hostess isn't around to make her a four-tier gourmet wedding cake? The words "I do" won't mean a thing if Brit Brit's breath doesn't smell like Twinkie jizz and Fruit Pie filling while saying it.
Radar says that the court-appointed romance between Brit Brit and Jason Trainwreck is almost as dead as her delivery on The X-Factor. Juicy Couture has stopped making a custom-made velour gown and UGGs have stopped bedazzling a pair of fleece bridal flip-flops, because Brit Brit and Jason's December wedding isn't going to happen. Some source says that Brit Brit is tired of Jason acting like he's her master even though there's a legal document on file that says he is. The source said this:
"Britney and Jason had planned to get married at the end of December, but they have been fighting non-stop so the wedding has now been called off. They are telling their friends it's being postponed, but they will probably never make it down the aisle. Britney doesn't think Jason is any fun and resents him because he acts more like a second father than a romantic partner, or equal. Britney and Jason have been sleeping in separate bedrooms for a very long time. She has been staying in a hotel during the week because of the live X Factor shows, and although Jason stays at the same hotel, he is in a room adjacent to hers. Jason feels like he is Britney's babysitter and it's pretty much just a business arrangement at this point. Jason does love Britney and the boys, but he just can't see himself spending the rest of his life with her.
Britney's parents are absolutely devastated that the wedding has been called off. Lynne is very close to Jason and views him as one of her children. Meanwhile, Jamie feels that Jason shouldn't have proposed to Britney if his heart wasn't in it, and feels a little betrayed. It doesn't help matters that both Jamie and Jason are co-conservators of Britney. The whole situation is just sad for everyone."
So let's see, Brit Brit and Sam MerLESS don't sleep in the same bed, have frowns on their faces when they're together and she can't change her tampon over the toilet without him peeking his head in to make sure she's not offing herself or anything. They're already acting like an average married couple, so they shouldn't even bother with that ceremony shit. And Piggly Wiggly shouldn't feel sad about losing a catering job, because Miley Cyrus is still getting married soon.
And here's the Louisiana trailer park flower going shopping without parental supervision in Beverly Hills yesterday. I'm not dry heaving over those UGGette boots on her feet, because I'm too busy staring at those giant bleached footprints on her jeans.
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OK. Maybe she is lucid enough to stop it. Why does she always have a sugary drink with her everywhere she goes. Don't wish her anything bad but yikes she doesn't look 31 more like 40. Guess the smoking and bad nutrition is already catching up with her, hope she gets to chill and have fun sometimes. When she is not being a cash cow for her family.
I'm glad they're splitting. She's in no frame of mind to be marrying anyone.
He is hideous.
Jason has always struck me as an opportunistic fuck. The Daily Beast did a piece on him not long ago cataloging what a jerk he is.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Waving her drink around indoors? The shop girls must have been having heart attacks waiting for it to spill all over a $600 shrug.
I think she has been doing a *great* job on "X Factor*. Whatever she's telling her kids is working, they are all in the top 10. She delivers appropriate critique, although I will admit, she does at times seem to stick to the same response at times. A little like Steven Tyler at times. But, it tends to be when not a whole lot more can really be said. Where "wonderful" just sums it up.
And she looks great imo. Last night she came out with her kids and she was *SMOKIN'* in her silver mini. She has looked really good every time I've seen her.
And come on, she's 30 y.o. She's not going to look 20 forever, and imo she's not aging THAT badly considering everything that poor woman has been through.
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Sam MerLESS! LOL...how do you do it MK? The guy totally looks like Sam MerLOTTE, but LESS. Oh well, at least he still has True Blood. Wait, is that shit still on?
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Britney's the only "troubled" star (still alive) that I feel bad for and care about. She's like this scared/confused little kid and I want to give her a hug. She doesn't want to hang out with Paris or Lindsay (she tried or was pushed into it and obviously hated it) and she's not a bad person like they are. I think she just wants to be in a calm peaceful place and she's not getting it. You know she couldn't have been that well for that Circus tour (or even now on The X Factor) and it always seems like someone's standing behind her shoving her on stage and she's scared but she knows everyone around her is depending on her to earn a living for them.
That recent video of her singing Happy Birthday to one of the other judges made me cringe. She looked awkward and scared. It was horrible.
Wow, I'm actually being NICE about a celeb on D-Listed. Shocker.
Oh yeah and this dude has always given me a bad vibe so I really hope it's off.
Britney is rich & famous but she sure does have a sad-sounding life. Obviously highly medicated, can't dance anymore, never could sing and she's still incapable of caring for herself. I love her and feel really bad for her.
I'm shocked! Who will the court appoint next? These pictures look reminiscent of her before the meltdown...
"Louisiana trailer park flower" - lol MK
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I'm not even following the comments. I'm too busy searching the thumbnails for Adnan and Sam skulking in the background behind a bush.
After watching that documentary she did a few years ago I can't help but feel bad for her. Brit even admitted that she was in a bad place mentally and all she wants to do is just put the pieces back together. And as much as she wanted to just drop everything and run back home to Louisiana she can't because her children live in Cali with Kevin.
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10 bucks says she's banging the bodyguard.
*side note* Looks like she paid a visit to The Wizzard Of Bras and got the wonk tit situation worked out.
@Daniee, Thank You!!! This is exactly why I find her engagement so fucked up. Britney really has no control, so any man dating her at this point, let alone trying to marry her is in it for all the wrong reasons...
Redmond.....that is what I thought. He was awarded primary physical shortly after the divorce and then after she was taken to the hospital for being "on substances" and out of her mind, he was awarded legal as well. I've also read though, that Kevin wants his kids to spend as much time as possible with their mother as long as Lynn is present.
And yeah, I work in mental health (advocate for families and family involvement who (mainly) have loved ones with schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder) & in my 7 years, I have not seen a case where a family member has been able to obtain conservatorship, despite attempts. I've seen instances where when someone is sick/usually manic, they spend every cent of savings they have.
It cracks me up that so many people envision this peaceful, snappin' grean beans on the porch while the green tomatoes fry existence for Britney.
I think that while a quiet, country, under-the-radar life would surely be better for her, she herself has no such interest in obscurity.
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Kfed has primary custody of those kids. She could move anywhere she wanted to if it weren't for papa Spears. Britney has limited visitation to those kids, it's very well documented. Shitney is koo koo for cocoa puffs, hence the conservatorship. An adult has to be beyond fucked up for anyone to get a conservatorship over them, and that's a normal person. For a celebrity who's a multimillionaire surrounded by yes men, it's a one in a million. Britney is barely functional on her own, hence the loss of her children to the jobless leech other parent. At least he's capable of wiping his ass without smearing his shit all over the walls.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:47pm.
It's not Jamie who won't let her move to Louisiana, it's Kevin. When there are custody issues you can't just pick up and move your kids wherever the fuck you feel like.
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Doesn't Kevin have primary physical custody and she has generous visitation with supervision (Lynn?) The children live with Kevin & his partner.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:45pm.
If she's not capable of looking after herself, how the hell is she capable of being in a relationship, let alone getting married?
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You are FUNNY! That's more than half of the marriages out there. I think that is the moniker,"I don't want to take care of me---you do it."
Geez, I guess since her cake maker, Hostess, went out of business, the whole wedding is kaput. I was so looking forward to the Cheetos and tuna main course.
She's one of the few celebs I actually feel bad for. She must have some serious mental issues, or Daddy Spears is using the conservatorship for his own gain, & is convincing her she can't possibly function without it. Either way, it's a shitty situation.
Jason never seemed like her "type" in the first place imo.
It's not Jamie who won't let her move to Louisiana, it's Kevin. When there are custody issues you can't just pick up and move your kids wherever the fuck you feel like. Jamie is the one keeping her from going on a meth fueled looney tunes umbrella weilding killing spree, so props to him. Obviously she is too braindead to control herself.
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Wait, she shops at Allsaints Spitalfields?!?!?!?!?! I'm so confused....
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:39pm.
damn & i was gonna wear my culottes & shave my legs for it.
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Oh puttin' on airs are we? Well, I was gonna wash my pits, put on clean underwear and brush ALL the teeth I have left. Yeah, AND I was gonna wear my nice flip flops to the weddin' too, the ones without dried dog shit caked in the soles. See? I can be all fancy-like too.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Leaaaavvvveeee. Britttttnneeeeeey. Aaaaaahloooonnne!
Submitted by killerswan on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:26pm.
This doesn't look good. She is holding the Starbucks, she has forgotten her bra, and she is smiling. We are mere moments away from the return of the British accent, barefoot gas station hopping and some head shaving
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*wistful sigh*
I'd forgotten the British accent...now THAT was entertainment.
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If this is true I'll have to give Brit Brit and whoever else is responsible credit for making lucid decisions.
Oh my God, did anyone ever buy, from day ONE, that he was anything more than her highly-paid minder? I mean, Britney might be stupid and totally over-medicated, but we aren't.
That said, I hope she's finally released from her "trained monkey" hell soon. Her father is the WORST, up there with Kris Jenner, Kate Gosselin and Octomom. If he had any real shred of parental love for his daughter, he'd let her retire with her kids to Louisiana, where she could sit on the porch with her grammaw, shelling shrimp and being peaceful.
damn & i was gonna wear my culottes & shave my legs for it.
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This guy has to be a grade A dumbass... she's not that bad looking, she's loaded with money, she's a little koo-koo and she has a nice warm spot between her legs for those cold nights (aka every night). You have to be a dumb motherfucker to mess things up with Britney...
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I love me some Brittany Spears, I don't care what you all say. I wish her nothing but the best.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:29pm.
Well I guess I'll have to save my recipe for raccoon roadkill casserole for another day then.
That made me think of this:
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Warning: photo of road killed raccoon
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:45pm.
If she's not capable of looking after herself, how the hell is she capable of being in a relationship, let alone getting married?
Logical, but i think in fact that's what impels many to marry.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:19pm.
*sigh* I perfected the replica of the Armadillo cake:
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that's gross. i hate cakes made to look like babies or animals because when you cut them it's just icky.
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Even worse than animal cakes are the pregnant belly and baby cakes...*shudders*
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:46pm.
Then there was Jason's whole "Doesn't like sex with women" thing.
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Then there was Jason's whole "Doesn't like sex with women" thing.
If she's not capable of looking after herself, how the hell is she capable of being in a relationship, let alone getting married?
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
This situation can only get progressively worse. Shitters will never be able to accept the fact that she is no longer a teen sex kitten ... go on with your almost 31 years old, homely-ass lookin self, gurl.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:29pm.
i think Mama June and Sugar Bear may be celebrating another anniversary soon...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:29pm.
Well I guess I'll have to save my recipe for raccoon roadkill casserole for another day then.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
I was sort of looking forward to an Anne Hathaway-esque mental patient post-lobotomy bridal head wrap situation for Shit.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
the wedding's off? but i ordered the chicken...
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*sigh*
I perfected the replica of the Armadillo cake:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPmYmaZQli4AIiGJzbkF..."
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And I just paid my Wig Tax and been practicin' my boot moves :(
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
the wedding's off? but i ordered the chicken...
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*sigh*
I perfected the replica of the Armadillo cake:
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that's gross. i hate cakes made to look like babies or animals because when you cut them it's just icky.
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BUT IT'S JUST SO BACK WOOD'S HILLBILLY OF ME!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE PERFECT WELCOME HOME CAKE FOR SHITTERS! Wait. What are we celebrating again?
*scratches head*
This doesn't look good. She is holding the Starbucks, she has forgotten her bra, and she is smiling. We are mere moments away from the return of the British accent, barefoot gas station hopping and some head shaving.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
the wedding's off? but i ordered the chicken...
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*sigh*
I perfected the replica of the Armadillo cake:
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that's gross. i hate cakes made to look like babies or animals because when you cut them it's just icky.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
the wedding's off? but i ordered the chicken...
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*sigh*
I perfected the replica of the Armadillo cake:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkPmYmaZQli4AIiGJzbkF...
Bitch needs to move to Minnesota and just live like a normal peep.
the wedding's off? but i ordered the chicken...
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Even if she isn't the most even-keeled person, I don't think having a husband who is clearly there to keep an eye on her for her dad is the healthy way to go about things. Good on her for not being a puppet.