Get It, Patsy Stone, Get It!

Patsy Stone (real name: Joanna Lumley) risked getting the taste of Angel snatch and Victoria’s Secret passion fruit lube in her mouth to show supermodel collector Leonardo DiCatchAHo how a seasoned woman gives it. Patsy Stone wouldn’t normally lick on Leonardo even if he fell out of a vodka bottle, but it’s Thanksgiving week in America and she felt it was only right to give a little something to an unfortunate soul who hasn’t ever tasted a true goddess. Patsy Stone also did it, because she’s on the Brooklyn set of Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street and she’s getting a check to do it.

This is totally the reason why Leonardo will put an end to his Angel-chasing days. Would an Angel ever finger fuck his nostril while kissing? A prude, bland Angel would never. That’s what separates the goddesses from the angels. So yeah, you can go ahead and cancel Leonardo’s subscription to the VS Angel of the Month Club, because he’s hooked. What’s that saying Madonna has tattooed on her taint? Once you go cougar, you never go cub.