Now THIS Is A Lady
Here's the modern goddess of class Paz de la Huerta displaying every ingredient needed to create a perfect portrait of refined grace. Half a dozen people in Miami now know what it was like watching Michelangelo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. They watched the greatest living performance artist create her latest masterpiece in a public parking lot in Miami Beach, FL. While not letting go of her cigarette, Spaz changed out of her bikini and into a black bra and a skirt. Minutes before this, Spaz used a public bathroom, so she could've changed in there, but decided to give the people some much-needed culture instead.
Everything about this is perfect from Spaz's freshly fucked hair to the rosary around her neck to the lit cigarette dangling from her hand to the birth control patch on her butt cheek to the way her ass looks like a weathered plaster sculpture from the 18th century. Spaz looks like she just crawled out of a trash can on the beach after spending the night in there. What I'm saying is that Spaz has never looked more gorgeous.
If you need to know what the nipples on a freshly bloomed bloated flower look like, hold your breath and then (NSFW) click here and here. Miami Beach can go ahead and cancel Art Basel, because no work of art can top this.
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Let me guess - she's going into the free clinic
What IS on her booty? Bandaids?
Oh. For a moment there, I thought it was Ali Lohan.
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2 for the price of 3!
Despite the lack of make-up I think she looks very pretty and sexy. She looks so much better without it.
It's no wonder she seeks so much attention, her dad was an alcoholic who didn't provide much or any support and her mother had to work more hours to support the family. I find it ironic that her mother was off working with people from other countries who are poor, while her daughter is being cared for by a sister who runs around with drug addicts.
It's interesting how at the end of the article she confronts her mother for leaving her behind (with her sister), and yet, she talks more positively about her dad who was a drunk that likened her to a jack russell terrier. It seems they both equally screwed her up.
NIKKI - yes! On the constipation thing. Thin person, major bloat! I've actually had some rude ho's ask me if I'm pregnant and I delight in telling them I have to take a major dump! Ahahaha!
Thanks for the article, Foxxy! Yeah, Paz is definitely just a rich, spoiled rich girl who reminds me of a younger Angelina Jolie.
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Submitted by sillykat on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:42pm.
coke n' booze will bloat a bitch like that. Def not preggers. If she was preggers the bloat wouldn't start so high on her torso.
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thanks kat! i couldnt figure out if there was more than alcohol. haha she looks swollen :-\ her organs say no bueno..
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maybe she has to poo? I'm really thin but on occasion I get bloating when I need to go. I mean, what woman hasn't had that happen? anyone? ....anyone?
LOL
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"Oh no, no, no, sweet baby. They're gonna eat you alive in Hollywood. Oh you're definitely going to end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours" -Sweet Dee
But dat ass Foxxy, with the bottoms pulled up the crack, noooo! In other words, from that article, she's a small-time grifter who hasn't figured out the gold digger game. A hookah with a heart of gold. Seriously, woman has had a troubled past! But if she was getting parts everyone would be lauding her as brilliant. All Spaz needs is a part, some eyeliner and piece of cloth for the dimples and patches! Is she so bad?
Good day to ya Foxxy! Hope you're not celebrated out yet. ;P
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@ Within -- good a.m.! lmfao at "Darn there's a lot of parked cars in here, where's the mirror?!"
here's the NY Mag article mentioned by the other commenters: http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/index1.html
'splains a lot
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She probably thought she was WALKING INTO the change room and was still INSIDE the stall, OLOL. (Darn there's a lot of parked cars in here, where's the mirror?!) And has her ass been photoshopped all this time? *Cover your shit with a sarong* moment right there. She simply dngaf. hahaha Or, she's ho'ing attention. Stop fcuking with us Spaz! ;p
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Blech all the way around. Ugh.
I'm sorry, but whether it's legal/illegal, whatever, innocent people should not have to be exposed to that kind of nastiness. She could have easily changed in the bathroom. Disgusting.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by sillykat on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:42pm.
coke n' booze will bloat a bitch like that. Def not preggers. If she was preggers the bloat wouldn't start so high on her torso.
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thanks kat! i couldnt figure out if there was more than alcohol. haha she looks swollen :-\ her organs say no bueno..
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 1:05pm.
Blurgh. This post has been up so long, this image is now burning itself onto my PC monitor. SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the sads for you, IV!
Here's some medicine:
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/8/3a0028b1e9f04a548f7abcf7bf...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNpeTCEPrRk
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Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:06pm.
I just can't with this bitch after reading the New York Magazine article on her. She's a grade A exhibitionist and has grifting skills that would put the Lohans to shame. I can't stand exhibitionists, and I especially hate moochers. I hope she stays an unemployed trainwreck.
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I read that NY Magazine article too. I just shook my head through the whole thing. I'm sorry but she is a bit disgusting (and I am not talking about her looks).
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Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:06pm.
I just can't with this bitch after reading the New York Magazine article on her. She's a grade A exhibitionist and has grifting skills that would put the Lohans to shame. I can't stand exhibitionists, and I especially hate moochers. I hope she stays an unemployed trainwreck.
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I read that NY Magazine article too. I just shook my head through the whole thing. I'm sorry but she is a bit disgusting (and I am not talking about her looks).
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:11pm.
After seeing this I have to say, I really love my butt. I am in my 30's and my behind is glorious and can compete with people 15 years younger. Thankyou Paz for bringing this to my attention. Go ahead America and smoke, do drugs, be lazy, pretend you have plenty of time to change your habits. It keeps my competition easy to beat.
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haha! That's how I feel about the matter, too!
We need pics of her & a drunk lily allen side by side. The toxic twat twins...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Too bad she is such a serious train wreck cause sgphe was quite good in BE, she seemed to have promise
Not sure about bandaids, methinks mebbe somebody thought: "this is a good place for a stick up"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Blurgh. This post has been up so long, this image is now burning itself onto my PC monitor. SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coke n' booze will bloat a bitch like that. Def not preggers. If she was preggers the bloat wouldn't start so high on her torso.
"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK
She reminds me of a cross between Bat-Shitney in her pre-medication days and Amy Winehouse. No bueno.
Is MK still in his turkey coma?...Wakey, wakey!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
she looks preg... so i am assuming what she is into is alcohol? sorry dont know much about this mess..
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 6:55am.
Ok..so,is she pregnant or what? And,if this was myself or any woman i know...we would all be in jail. How does she get away with this and gets press from it?! Oh,yea... It's called "hype".
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LOL, what?
How does she get away with what? Looking like a total shitbag in public or changing her bathing suit?
Last time I checked it's not against the law to look like the bottom of a public restroom floor and it is certainly not against the law to change your bathing suit at the beach. I live near Silver Strand/Coronado beach and I see people changing bathing suits on a daily basis. As long as no one is letting their babymakers flap in the wind. And believe it or not it is very common for nipples to pop out on occasion at the beach. It's happened to the best of us.
And from these pictures it's also happened to the worse of us.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not defending this bottom of the fry tank at Long John Silver's freak in any way. Just saying she's really not doing anything against the law is all.
Oh crap, she should never have turned around!
I can't critique her body as mine is a sloppy mess. Tits like spaniels ears and a stomach as firm as a water bed (thanks kids!).
Still, I'm pretty sure my liver hasn't tried to push it's way out of my body in a desperate attempt to escape...
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
After seeing this I have to say, I really love my butt. I am in my 30's and my behind is glorious and can compete with people 15 years younger. Thankyou Paz for bringing this to my attention. Go ahead America and smoke, do drugs, be lazy, pretend you have plenty of time to change your habits. It keeps my competition easy to beat.
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 1:19am.
Did Spaz's partying and drunk-assness ever interfere with shooting BE?
- It interfered with her and Michael Pitt's ability to keep working for BE. They were both let go for substance abuse problems.
How is she only 28 years old with a saggy grandma ass like that? Not to mention her horrible face.
38 is more like it, and even then.....
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Raul has almost made it thru the whole new season of Broadwalk Empire without having to see her slophole and you go and do this, I thought we were friends MK? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slophole
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
She has definatley hit the I don't give a fuck stage of life, I don't mind this bitch she gives me few laughs. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her coherent. She always looks like she is hitting the bath salts, she is in Florida so it's possibility.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
paz is pure white trash awesomeness, the lit cigarette adds a nice touch!
I don't think she is pregnant. We all speculated about whether it was bloat or baby bump a couple of months ago, right? She hasnt gotten any bigger, so I'm guessing it's some kind of substance abuse bloat.
I know zilch about this actress but.... is she ALWAYS stoned???
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That's typical for Miami! Lol. This place is just a big bag of crazy. Ugh.
Ok..so,is she pregnant or what? And,if this was myself or any woman i know...we would all be in jail. How does she get away with this and gets press from it?! Oh,yea... It's called "hype".
As God is my witness, my cellulite ridden ass will never be captured on camera. I will defend my dignity to the very end. For the sake of humanity and and everything holy Spaz should try and do the same.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
But I LOVE that bra!
"Oreo cookie areola never looks good."
i TOTALLY disagree.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Oreo cookie areola never looks good.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 11:31pm.
PS. The british Sun has a piece about madonna flashing too much of her labia--and some similarly scary photos.
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hey, which thread has morphed into an open post!?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:28am.
Yeah, great point. She's a big steamin mess, but you don't see her constantly getting in car crashes, blaming black kids and openly breaking the law… except maybe indecent exposure laws.
Did Spaz's partying and drunk-assness ever interfere with shooting BE? I can't remember any, but I don't follow news of that show.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 1:13am.
Nah, even with that saggy pitted ass and bloated belly, shes STILL easier on the eyes than My Little Pony.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Well, obviously Spaz is trying to claim Maxim's Unsexiest Woman Alive title from Sarah Jessica Parker this year. It looks like she's going to win. What a boner killer!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:51am.
Lol I am with my two dogs eating a laffy taffy so I guess we are in the same boat. It's snowing buckets here and I am ready for the extra long weekend to be over!
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lol cheers!
no way. madonna looks awesome for being 6 yrs away from 60.
i also think she's just deliberately giving the illusion of showing that much skin in the puss area. i think she has a flesh colored thingamajig going on under there.
still, almost 60 and looking fanfuckingtastic.
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Lol I am with my two dogs eating a laffy taffy so I guess we are in the same boat. It's snowing buckets here and I am ready for the extra long weekend to be over!
This mess...least she makes me feel good about my flat but not as defined as I'd like midsection. And that deflated ass...LAWD I swear mah 50 year old mama has a WAY better ass.
@Hekki not sure of you're looking or not...but Kenneth Cole and Ralph Lauren usually have nice swimsuits as far as one pieces go. Swimoutlet.com is usually worth perusing :)
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